#schafer talks

[killianglyndon]

url change:

killianglyndon -> vanserraluciens

what bats??? fox is winning 🦊

tagging some mutuals: @saintalicent @nina-zcnik @rebeccasweltons @ianmckellen @sanktaazoya @moononastring

[casteel-daneers]

kieran and poppy’s relationship in twotq is just so beautiful, they’re are the definition of platonic soulmates

[waddei]

this guy got kidnapped,had a chip put into his brain and now hes terrorizing the public with the gigant car eating spider say hi to him his names mason :)

hopefully i can introduce some other guys from this universe soon:)

solo spider cus holy shit it took so long

[midnight-sally]

Miss Marsha, Euphoria, Season 1 Episode 0 "Troubles Don't Last Always"

[andillwatchh]

guys i’m sorry but i think i’m starting to form yet another parasocial relationship with an entire cast BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM

[cuterefaction]

Palate cleanser whilst I work on finishing off the trektober catchup - a 5 minute sketch of Laverne from Day of the Tentacle.

[rooneyredcarpet]

Hunter Schafer in Issey Miyake at 'Good Morning America' (2023)

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

[allisluv]

i have so many requests about tigris!! i think she would be so flirt when she's drunk and try to kiss reader all the time. can you write some blurb (or one shot idk) about that? and sorry for the bad english i'm brazillian and I'm still learning

content warnings: flirting, suggestive themes but nothing happens, drunk!tigris and drunk antics

pairing: tigris snow x fem!reader

word count: 300

the music thrums in your ears, loud and pulsing, as you make your way towards the drinks table on the opposite side of the room. you refill your cup of fruit punch and take a sip as you survey the crowd from your spot in the corner.

people dance, their bodies pressed up against each other and their tongues shoved down one another's throats. you sigh against the rim of your cup, eyes searching for tigris.

you finally spot her stumbling her way through the crowd, a red plastic cup crushed in her grasp and her blonde curls bouncing. "baby!" she squeals, practically collapsing into your arms. she nuzzles her face into your neck and mutters, "you smell nice," into your collarbone.

"god, you're so drunk, love." you bite back a smile when she nips at your pulse point.

tigris pulls away, batting her long lashes at you. "just drunk on you," she slurs, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear. you laugh and her lips tip downwards. "hey, d'nt laugh at me. 'm serious!" she insists.

you kiss the pout off her pretty lips and she slips her tongue into your mouth, body keening towards you. "nuh uh," you murmur against her lips. "not tonight."

"why!" she slurs, gripping onto your bicep and trying to tug you close when you pull away.

"because you're drunk, lovely. let's get you to bed, hm?"

it takes a minute for the words to process in tigris' head. "fine. will you stay with me?"

"'course i will."

"score!"

[swiftzeldas]

I am begging horror outlets to understand that “final girl” is a slasher-specific trope oh my god if a movie isn’t a slasher or at least slasher-adjacent, there is no final girl! If there aren’t a series of other ppl getting killed throughout the film then the survivor at the end isn’t a final girl!

[killianglyndon]

url change: vanserraluciens -> nickleister

decided to follow vote results for once lmao, everyone go watch culpa mia pls

tagging some mutuals: @userzil @nina-zcnik @lovespiralls @lucienarcheron @ryan-corr @nancydrrew

[casteel-daneers]

finished reading acotar! i actually love it?!?!??! anyway gonna dive into book two tomorrow!

[helpimstuckposting]

Ballad of songbirds and snakes was SO GOOD!! I want to see it again, it adds so much fun context to a bunch of other hunger games scenes, it’s such a well-rounded series and I thought this would kind of run it into the ground but it’s somehow even more well-rounded now I’m obsessed

[georgegraphys]

We all know Toto signed a contract renewal as a TP until 2026 in 2023 but who else got their contract renewed that year until 2029?

His contract was supposed to end in May 2024 🥂🥂 But was extended a year ago, during the summer break

@grbambi63 idk if you know this butttt 👀

[burntb4bydoll]

I was asked to write more of the princess treatment headcannons, but this time im gonna do them separately and as dating headcannons instead of platonic :)

Tokio hotel giving you the princess treatment (p2)

Bill Kaulitz

•ok I need to start off by saying THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF BILL TO EVER EXIST WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

•anyways…

•he totally loves to take shower’s with you, and he will wash your hair for you. He will just stand in front of you and massage your head for so long. ALSO LETS YOU STAND UNDER THE WATER SO THAT YOU DONT GET COLD??? I LOVE THAT IDEA SM

•he lets you pick whatever you want to watch every time you watch a movie or show together.

• orders your food and drinks for you even if you aren’t too shy to do it yourself, he insists that he should do it

•lets you practice makeup/nails/hair on him if you are ever unsure about what you want

•he sits in bed with you every night and just rubs your back or pats your butt lightly till you fall asleep (pls tell me u know what I’m talking about when i say he pats your butt im so bad at describing thing help)

Tom Kaulitz

•he lets you do whatever you want

•like, if you ever want to wear his clothes he gives them to you. If you want whatever snack hes eating, well its yours now!

•he loves to buy you things

•he buys you flowers, jewelry, candy, your favorite drink, LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU LIKE HE WILL BUY

•likes to do your skincare shit with you, he’ll even wear those ridiculous looking face masks

•calls you “his girl” or “his princess”🤭🤭

•he is so devoted to you, no other girl would matter to him

Georg Listing

•he carries all of your shit for you, he’ll be caught walking around with so many shopping bags and your drink in his hand

•he refuses to let you carry them tho, so dont try

•LITERALLY PICKS YOU UP TO CARRY YOU IF THERES A PUDDLE?? SO THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO GET YOUR FEET WET??

•loves to be your personal clothing rack when you go shopping, he sits there while you try on clothes and holds all of the ones you decide to buy

•if you fall asleep on accident, he’ll wipe your makeup off for you and carry you to your bed:((

•HE HAND PICKS FLOWERS FOR YOU WHENEVER HE SEES THEM OUTSIDE OMFG😩

Gustav Schafer

•bruh hes so whipped

•would let you get away with murder tbh

•he’ll go out of his way to make you your favorite meals, he’ll drive hours to find the ingredients if he has to

•plays with your hair and listens intently whenever you’re ranting to him

•he’ll let you dress him in whatever you pick out from his closet

•buys matching clothes with you so that everyone knows he only has eyes for you🥰

•HE WOULD BE SO SWEET IF YOU WERE SAD

•he’ll turn on your favorite movie and buy all of your favorite snacks. He lets you cry into him and he just rubs your sides and kisses your head until you calm down. Then he’ll sit there and cuddle you until you fall asleep

[coryosbaby]

I want to talk ab the met gala for a brief brief second okay.

To the people saying “you don’t know what it’s about! It’s art!” Okay?

That isn’t the issue here. It’s the fact that celebs pay 75k a ticket but won’t donate a dime to Palestinian aid. A lot of celebs are so greedy with their money it’s absolutely insane.

I love the met gala looks because I love fashion. And while I understand that people may admire the looks that have been put out, I think we really need to stop putting these celebs on a pedestal and take notice of the ones ACTUALLY trying to do something (Macklemore, The Weeknd, hunter schafer, etc). These quiet celebs are VERY IMPORTANT when it comes to these causes. They have an insane amount of power (regardless of how much they deny it), and they DO. NOT. USE. IT.

75k is nothing to them, and yet they let thousands upon thousands of people suffer at the hands of the idf and allow men, women, and children to be raped, bombed, and murdered— all while preaching about activism and human rights.

Fuck them. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸