#schafer talks

[killianglyndon]

okay im gonna update about me and stuff on here i think, maybe this is my sign to come back here and post gifs again

[casteel-daneers]

kieran and poppy’s relationship in twotq is just so beautiful, they’re are the definition of platonic soulmates

[waddei]

this guy got kidnapped,had a chip put into his brain and now hes terrorizing the public with the gigant car eating spider say hi to him his names mason :)

hopefully i can introduce some other guys from this universe soon:)

solo spider cus holy shit it took so long

[midnight-sally]

Miss Marsha, Euphoria, Season 1 Episode 0 "Troubles Don't Last Always"

[andillwatchh]

guys i’m sorry but i think i’m starting to form yet another parasocial relationship with an entire cast BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM

[cuterefaction]

Palate cleanser whilst I work on finishing off the trektober catchup - a 5 minute sketch of Laverne from Day of the Tentacle.

[allisluv]

au where tigris and lucy gray get to know each other? (fuck Coriolanus) what relationship do you think they would have?

off topic but i was actually talking to my girlfriend about how i vow to never write for coriolanus because i hate that man; the only exception being in my ttpd celebration where i'm writing about him still being haunted by lucy gray years later because you know what FUCK THAT MAN FOR WHAT HE DID TO MY GIRL.

anyway moving on from the rant that nobody asked for!

i feel like lucy gray and tigris would be the best of friends. theyre like the sisters neither of them had growing up, and i just know they have sleepovers at least once a week and their gossip sessions devour.

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

[rooneyredcarpet]

Hunter Schafer in Issey Miyake at 'Good Morning America' (2023)

[alcego]

on first watch i was caught up in the story & the obvious theme of the sisters' love for each other, but on rewatching it i'm realizing the story's more interested in the role of the adults on the children, and how the parents' "failure" makes them both vulnerable to predators. helps solidify the sexual themes as well.

[killianglyndon]

why is tumblr so confusing on desktop 😭😭😭 WHERE DO I EDIT MY HTML PAGE

[casteel-daneers]

finished reading acotar! i actually love it?!?!??! anyway gonna dive into book two tomorrow!

[swiftzeldas]

I am begging horror outlets to understand that “final girl” is a slasher-specific trope oh my god if a movie isn’t a slasher or at least slasher-adjacent, there is no final girl! If there aren’t a series of other ppl getting killed throughout the film then the survivor at the end isn’t a final girl!

[helpimstuckposting]

Ballad of songbirds and snakes was SO GOOD!! I want to see it again, it adds so much fun context to a bunch of other hunger games scenes, it’s such a well-rounded series and I thought this would kind of run it into the ground but it’s somehow even more well-rounded now I’m obsessed

[georgegraphys]

We all know Toto signed a contract renewal as a TP until 2026 in 2023 but who else got their contract renewed that year until 2029?

His contract was supposed to end in May 2024 🥂🥂 But was extended a year ago, during the summer break

@grbambi63 idk if you know this butttt 👀

[allisluv]

i have so many requests about tigris!! i think she would be so flirt when she's drunk and try to kiss reader all the time. can you write some blurb (or one shot idk) about that? and sorry for the bad english i'm brazillian and I'm still learning

content warnings: flirting, suggestive themes but nothing happens, drunk!tigris and drunk antics

pairing: tigris snow x fem!reader

word count: 300

the music thrums in your ears, loud and pulsing, as you make your way towards the drinks table on the opposite side of the room. you refill your cup of fruit punch and take a sip as you survey the crowd from your spot in the corner.

people dance, their bodies pressed up against each other and their tongues shoved down one another's throats. you sigh against the rim of your cup, eyes searching for tigris.

you finally spot her stumbling her way through the crowd, a red plastic cup crushed in her grasp and her blonde curls bouncing. "baby!" she squeals, practically collapsing into your arms. she nuzzles her face into your neck and mutters, "you smell nice," into your collarbone.

"god, you're so drunk, love." you bite back a smile when she nips at your pulse point.

tigris pulls away, batting her long lashes at you. "just drunk on you," she slurs, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear. you laugh and her lips tip downwards. "hey, d'nt laugh at me. 'm serious!" she insists.

you kiss the pout off her pretty lips and she slips her tongue into your mouth, body keening towards you. "nuh uh," you murmur against her lips. "not tonight."

"why!" she slurs, gripping onto your bicep and trying to tug you close when you pull away.

"because you're drunk, lovely. let's get you to bed, hm?"

it takes a minute for the words to process in tigris' head. "fine. will you stay with me?"

"'course i will."

"score!"