#scatter

[theinfamousodysseus]

Just thought you all should see this.

[stacksattack]

normally with characters like this guy i would caption this Kill this guy or something but he's funny and i like him. so he gets to live

[reactionimagesdaily]

Submitted by @hypedsnotch

[translucent-at-best]

Scatter-brained...

Finally over the double whammy that was dealing with the flu and my period at the same damn time. I ain't never hated sneezing so much in my life smh.

This ain't the year for a Valentine, but I'm sick of not having one, so this year, I'm buying gifts for myself. I could've/should've been doing this, but here we are.

In the question, "whose mans is this?" is it worse to be whose or mans? I asked my cousins and friends this the other day, and it led to some hilarious conversations.

For the record, I think it's worse to be Whose. Cause Whoever is asking the question doesn't know Mans, but Whose does and brought them anyway... knowing what Mans was capable of. Mans is out of pocket, but Whose is wilding because they should've known better than to bring Mans in the first place.

I miss playing the piano.

I've watched S1E9 of GoT countless times, but you wouldn't have been able to tell if you saw how I cried when Ned was beheaded.

If it couldn't be the Steelers (please respect my privacy at this time), I'm very ok with it being the Eagles.

I'm due for some new jewelry. Over due, really. New rings, new earrings, new anklets, new necklaces, and new waist beads. It's been a minute.

Oooh, I should bake some cinnamon rolls from scratch for my valentine (read: me) next weekend.

I'm challenging myself to eat at home 24 out of the 28 days in February (85% of the month). The total of what I spend those four days cannot be more than $250 (ole girl who created the challenge said $200, but she doesn't live in LA; I lowkey feel like I should've made it $300 living out here, but we'll see how this goes).

I went grocery shopping yesterday morning and Aldi had eggs for $8.49, by the way. Aldi. $8.49. Eggs. At fucking ALDI.

Speaking of which, where are y'all grocery shopping nowadays? Does anyone know where Trader Joe's stands with their DEI initiatives? I've been trying to look it up, but I haven't found a definitive answer yet.

I was out all day yesterday (literally from 8AM-8PM), so I had dinner out with friends that cost $68.64, meaning I'm down to $181.36 for the rest of the month. And I have a cousin's birthday dinner next week. She made reservations at Nobu. My God in heaven...

I'm determined to see how much I can save because I want to pay one of these credit cards off by the end of March (since that's when they'll begin charging interest). I know I can do it, just gotta be disciplined.

[sprinkles62]

EVERYONE. SCATTER.

[scatterpatter]

Guess who accidentally took a mental health break! I didn't mean to accidentally go inactive for so long BUT IM STILL GOIN STRONG BOYES! and i missed being on tumbles so LESGOOOO!!!

[scuddle-bubble101]

Ooooo, draw someone as what they would think their spirit animal is! Like Luci if he wasn't a kitsune!

Letsss see what we get- Ah Cat!

A Dragconic steed... Loyal, stubborn but rather hardy despite the constant struggling to just survive...

[elvisbooty76]

[tearsonmarz]

What do you mean you're lurking on tumblr Joel? Very alarming thing for you to be percieving.

[themollyjay]

Cecile La Saint's 12 Steps to Recovering From Workaholism.

Step 01). Meet a hot dragon. Step 02). Fall in love with a hot dragon. Step 03). Date a hot Dragon Step 04). Bang a hot dragon. Step 05). Get engaged to a hot dragon. Step 06). Marry a hot dragon. Step 07). Get four million dollars as a wedding gift from hot dragon. Step 08). Honeymoon in Baja with a hot dragon. Step 09). Move in with a hot dragon. Step 10). Get knocked up by a hot dragon. Step 11). Have a hot dragon's baby. Step 12). Live happily ever after with a hot dragon and her baby.

[idioticsky]

Chat one of my irl friends found my Tumblr

[troolyart]

Talking about part two of that Anon post right here, Stanley's probably gonna notice how much Simon's been thrown around, unless Simon fixed himself up quick enough before he noticed.

“Stanley Protective Mode” has been activated.

Ahaha…I’m in danger…

[stacksattack]

heartwarming: worst guy you know does a funny sit on your dash

[shamefulzombie]

This suit and when he's covered in blood-

[translucent-at-best]

Scatter-brained...

I went to my first quinceanera last Friday night. Had a ball and the best ceviche I've ever had in my life.

September got a lot of tears out of me, mainly because it came with a lot of uncertainty which made things uncomfortable. But I have a feeling October is going to more than make up for it. I'm ready.

I made a brown butter snickerdoodle cheesecake cobbler last weekend and ate it with some vanilla bean ice cream. The answer is yes, I absolutely outdid myself. That shit was phenomenal.

I'm debating with myself on whether I'm going to be voting next month or not. Usually, I make it my business to vote in every election for several reasons, one of which is I have a hard time not exercising my right to vote when so many people fought so hard for me to have it. And although the history of having a Black woman on the ballot is not at all lost on me, the way Democrats are playing in our faces while aiding and turning a blind eye to a genocide is really fucking with me. And it's not like I live in a swing state. California's going to be blue whether I vote or not... I just don't know.

My roommate is moving out and I can't wait to finally replace this couch that I've been wanting to get rid of ever since her dog got ahold of it. And to get a rug and make this place more homey in general! And honestly, I can't even put too much on the dog, because I've lived with a dog before. She's just not a great owner. I'm so glad that I'm two weekends away from that not being my problem anymore.

My retwist appointment is this weekend and, per usual, I have no earthly idea what I want done to my hair. I'm going to brunch immediately afterwards though and when I tell you excited don't even cover it...

Since me and my closest friends all got new jobs, we don't get to see each other as often as we used to be able to. This brunch finna be a time.

In my observations while dating: the men with the most to say usually have the least amount of follow-through. You're planning on doing this, that, and the third for me (that I didn't ask for) only to go radio silent out the blue? That makes sense to you? You could've just kept it smh. I've said it before, I don't want or need you to do everything, just the shit you said you'd do. Or, to at least be grown and communicate if/when you can't.

My nails are so cute. I can't wait to wrap them around a dick.

Although I want a partner who has the desire to give me the world, I don't want them to die or be miserable trying to give it to me. I hope the way that I give and show them love lets them know that my feelings for them are not based on what they can provide for me. Lately, I keep hearing the message that men don't feel worthy of love unless they're a provider of some sort. I hope my future partner doesn't experience that. I hope they know that I want us to build a good life together, not just have one built for me.

...I lied. I can't just not vote. There's more at stake than just the presidency. There's a high probability I'll be leaving that space blank though.

[daddyboyhalo]

“slimecicle?” “uh oh.”