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Into the Bobbins Verse: Your Guide to the Works of John Allison
So this is a little side project that's been bubbling in my brain. So Next Month, grod willing, I begin a retrospective i've wanted to do since I started this blog that i've put off for various reasons: Wanting to do the comic it's a spinoff of first, loosing most of my copies of said comic, my terrible scheduling skills, etc. I will be covering the comic book Giant Days. All 57 issues across two volumes, all the specials all of it.
But while gearing up for this i've not only fallen in love with giant days all over again but John Allisons other myraid of works he's slowly been putting back up online. And it's great stuff: i've mad it a concious goal to both get the rest of giant days AND bad machinery in print and whatever else I can grabble before inevitably the number of books avaliable becomes too small and the prices shoot up.
So I want to share that love with all you fine people paticuarlly my friends and patreons, as well as have a nice catalogue handy of John's MANY works for personal refrence and for anyone to use.
So for this guide i'll be going in a rough chronological order rather than release order, but 9/10 you can read most of these without having picked up another work. Before we can dive in though
WHO THE FLIP IS JOHN ALLISON
John Allison is a british author and very loveably weird man. He has a penchant for snappy dialouge, being unapologetically british in his settings and nicely bouncing back between slice of life, mystery and supernatual shenanigans, sometimes in the same comic. He's been at this since 1998 working primarily on the web with various web comics, cycling them out when he gets a new idea or when something has run it's course, breaking into print with his ongoing series Giant Days and since doing a few series there on and off. He's got a quirky sensebility and the bulk of his earlier work is set in the quirky english town of Tackleford before branching out to the small hamlet of Tregdin and the bustling real life town of Shefield. He is by all accounts a very nice guy, interacts with his fans regularly and is again a very deeply weird man in the best way possible, once saying he'd prefer any crossovers he does to be unexpected ones like Giant Days meeting Rom Space Knight.. and proving it by releasing his planned but shelved Batman Giant Days one shot to promote that books library editions on kickstarter.
So with that i'll be going in rough chronological order and telling you where you can read them.
DAS COMICS
Bobbins Classic:
Avaliable on Keenspot
I'm only mentoning this one for historical reasons as it was Allison's first.. and it shows. Bobbins dosen't look great for the bulk of i'ts life, only getting better when John switched to using Adobe Illustrator which while mildly dated, helped the art considerably.
Bobbins is an unfocused comic about a bunch of 20 somethigns working at a listings magazine in Tackleford. I'll talk more about it's cast in the next entry as their mostly just undefined blobs doing random shit: it's an early webcomic and thus has that throw shit at the wall and see what sticks sensiblity a lot had, with reality being loose, plot twists being thrown in and a lot of characters that go nowhere, with John having not quite figured out what he wanted. By the end he decided to abandon it leading to his breakout work. But more on that in a minute as for the strips anniversary.. he did a remake
Bobbins.Horse Avaliable At: scarygoround.com
Bobbins.Horse was intitally just a fun experiment: John went back to the original and wanted to fill in a major gap important to Bobbins sequel Scary Go Round: How goofy well meaning weird ray of sunshine Shelley Winters became best friends with the younger, wild and tatooed sass mouth Amy Chilton. In doing so he realized there was a lot of raw potetial in his old concept, and decided to do a bunch of comic strips. It's a soft reboot: parts of the original are still canon as John eventually found the format too limiting for how much his art had evolved, but it expands on loose concepts from a bitter young man into the detailed characte orinted stuff Allison would go on to make.
Bobbins.Horse is a good time and a solid entry point that follows Shelly and Amy. Amy at the time is a just turned 18 teen with a history of acting out caught in a divorce between her uncaring mom and doting but strict fater who dosen't know the real her. In the middle of writing a sex and the city style collumn, throwing a halloween party, dealing with Shelly's high school boyfriend she's outgrown and other shenanigans, are their friends and co workers: Tim, a sideburned decked soon to be inventor and gentlemen whose not intrested in Amy's obvious antics, Holly, SHelly's friend and local asshole, Rich, Tim's horny best friend and Ryan, Shelly and Tim's muttual close friend from high school, a wistful weirdo and layabout slowly getting out of the hole he's trapped in.
Bobbins.Horse is fantastic stuff, nicely segues into Allison's big work on which he formed the core of this unvierse and is one of my faviorites. Check it out. Also check out expecting to fly, a two issue comic allison did that's on his gumroad page (I'll link it in the next entry) that gives the origins of Shelley, Ryan and Tim.
Scary Go Round Found At: John's Gumroad Store
Scary Go Round was John Allison's big breakout work. The work that would help define his career. It defined his cast and who it didn't define it created. Scary Go Round is the swirling primordial core from which all of Allison's later works sprung.
It was originally intended as a full spinoff, with John not bringing his original cast back. This lasted all of one story before they quickly came back and his killing off Bobbins lead Shelley outraged fans enough to lead to a long and fantastic arc where Ryan, in his grief and with advice from a creepy old man, brings Shelley back from the dead. With this arc Scary Go Round had it's clear direction: A mix of slice of life and supernatual elements with Shelley, Ryan and soon Amy at it's core. Tim was at it's core at first but eventualy left.
Over the comic a massive amount of new characters came in to join the crew: Hugo, a track suited sandwich owner and wannabe mogul, The Boy, Tim's hormonal shy assitant, Erin, Shelley's resentful sister, and Esther, a perky goth who would get her own series soon enough. We also got Desmond fishman, a literal fishman who despite the verse leaning more towards the grounded these days, sticks around and has gone on quite the journey.
The comic did well.. but started to slip as Allison started to loose intrest, in part because he was stuck with a large cast, some of whom he cared about more than others. Introducing teens to the cast was a good idea, but he admitted regret to not giving them their own comic and instead trying to mash the two groups together. He eventually ended things and came up with a few spinoffs. The first would be his first mainstream hit, the second his biggest mainstream hit and the third.. well it sure did happen.
Avalible: Three Web Issues are at scarygoround.com, print issues are avaliable wherever books are sold probably and in digtial on amazon and are part of comixology unlimited if your intrested in binging this one.
Giant Days is John's most succesful work. That's not hyperbole, he says so on his own website. It's also the one that brought me to the dance, having gotten the first volume digitally for only a dollar and quickly devouring every inch of his work that was around at the time.
Giant Days follows Esther to college, quickly picking up two new friends; Daisy, a naive and optimistc but wise puffy haired girl from a small town and Susan, a cynical detective/med student who never lacks a sharp quip. Joining them as they grapple with college are Ed, a sunny naive programmer with a hopeless crush on Esther, McGraw, ed's best friend and susan's former friend who it's complicated with and workman extrodinare and Dean Thomas, an obnoxious entitled ass who sorta oozed his way into the boys lives. Our cast deal with the ups and downs of University life.
The comic started with three more experimental issues that got the format down: tight one in done stories that made up a larger narrative and were more grounded slice of life shenanigans without the supernatural stuff of Scary Go Round or Bad Machinery. There were still some growing pains: the first issue took on a more scott pilgrim bent than any of john's other work and the third included Erin before John decided to not use her after all due to developments in other comics. Still it was set and he wanted to do the project: while it was originally set up as a failsafe in case his next flagship bad machinery failed, it was something he wanted to do, he just didn't have the bandwith to draw it himself, having moved on from illustrator mid scary go round. Thankfully he found Boom, found great creative partners in Lissa Tremain (for the first 6 issues ) and Max Sarin (everything else), and the rest is history. Giant Days is a wonderful comic with loads of character, gorgeous art, and a nice combo of one in done single issues that merge into one long epic.
Destory History:
Avaliable: ScaryGoRound.com
Destory history like Giant Days takes place in the gap between Scary Go Round and it's more direct sequel Bad Machinery. Like Giant Days it was made in case the big shifts with Bad Machinery didn't quite pan out. Unlike Giant Days Though while Allison returned to it once or twice it didn't take off. Following Shelley in London as she journeys thorugh time it only got one story that has yet to be fully concluded as Allison just hasn't felt it.
Avaliable At: gocomics.com or in print
Bad Machinery was John's first mainstream success and helped him get to giant days which in turn boosted Bad Machinery's profile despite BM's publisher, Oni Press, turning it down, a decision they no doubt regretted.
Bad Machinery takes place 5 years after Scary Go Round. Ryan and Amy are now playing support as a teacher and local antiques dealer (And to my delight a married couple), as is Erin as a local reporter. The bulk of it's main cast are precicious kids who debuted towards the end of Bad Machinery: Charlotte Grote, a spacey ragamuffin with a mind for mystery, her tough but kind bestie Shauna, the shy ,nervous and Imaginative Jack and Jack's best mate nad pain in the ass Linton. Joining them in the series proper are Mildred, a wild child with a scientfic mind, and Sonny, a shy boy of few words, and eventually claire, a girl with a lisp, some pyromania and a kind soul.
The kids would solve mysteries as they slowly grew, often with a supernatual bent while dealing witht he perils of growing up: rivalries, bullying, family drama, relationships, growing apart.. all the pain of adolsecnse that got increasingly grounded. There was still magical mysteries, but as the kids grew their problems did and eventaully they outgrew the format, with John ending the series. He's since returend to the former mystery kids giving three of them their own spotlights we'll get to. It's a great run and well worth your time if you like kids getting into shenanigans and danger, which I know is most of my audience.
That and Murder She Writes:
Avaliable at: John's Gumroad
Two one off stories john did that follow Lottie and Shelley. Shelley was largely absent from Bad Machinery apart from mentions of her, to help let the new main characters settle in, but was given a few one offs to show she'd become both a succesful author and Charlotte's mentor.
New Bobbins: Avaliable: Via Gumroad or John's Patreon
New Bobbins was an experiment that didn't quite work out, updating us on the old guard at the same time as Bad Machinery. Due to both pushing the timeline forward more than he wanted to for BM and getting all dramatic, John Quitely canceled this revival, but did bring it back to wrap up loose ends. In fact he intended to end his comics as a whole, only keeping giant days, but realized he coudln't part. This era also includes Mordawaa which is also on gumroad and I won't go into due to spoilers.
Epheimera
Avaliable: John's Patreon and for Heavy Metal Hearts and Flowers, Archive.Org
Various bibs and bobs I thoguht lost but... nope . YOuc an find most on john's patreon if you fancy and the graphic novel heavy metal hearts and flowers, which It hought lost, is on the internet archive.
Avaliable: In print or digital
Not super necessary to the lore but a fun side story about two friends documenting strange stuff. Need to read this one in full sometime.
Avaliable: First arc: in Print via Darkhorse or digital via amazon. Other Arcs: in print and online via scarygoround.com.
Steeple was like By Night a break from the usual group of Allison Regulars, with an all new cast following prelate Billie and her new friend Maggie.. who happened to be working for the chruch of satan. It started as a mini series at dark horse that john continued on his web site that dark horse printed, ending earlier this year when Dark HOrse decided they were done, though with hints john would pick up the characters again.
It follows the small town of tregdyn, where monsters rise from the sea, a preist hunts them, the local santatic minister thinks he's a super villian and his helper brian is a kind of werewolf. It's a return to the more supernatual stuff tha'ts fun, engaging and good stuff. It eventually firmly became bobbins canon, with Lottie doing a guest spot to find a missing shelley and shelley eventaully dating the local preist what hutns monsters.
Avaliable: Print and Digital
Wicked Things is the comics equilvent of a failed Pilot. It's still canon, but due to the independent publishing scene drying up slightly, it failed to get the sales to go to full series. As such it follows Lottie a few years after bad machinery, on the cusp of university.. only to loose it when she's framed for murder, this 6 part mini covering her working with the london police as the quirky kind of consultant you see again these days with Elsbeth or High Potetial. Had the series come just a few years later it probably would've been a big hit. Probably. Lottie gets aquitted but who framed her is left dangling.. and that becomes the catlyst for Lottie's next adventure
Avaliable at: badmachinery.com. Yes I know it's confusing bad machinery isn't on there.
After a pilot and the crossover, John went full hog into Charlotte's next phase of her life: at a crossroads and working as a barista, a meeting with new zeland immigrant Glenn, a careers advisor working the grind of the job to have a place to sleep, finally lights a fire under a restless Lottie. Quickly solving her bestie Clarie's school issues, teh duo head to sheffield, and Lottie quickly decides rather than be a detective to become a problem solver, fixing people's issues while trying to avoid finding a longterm solution for her life and dragging Glenn in as he's good at presnting stuff. IT's one of my faviorite thigns John's done, nicely evolving Lottie and CLarie, adding in glenn for flavor and even bringing back Dena. No one asked him too but it works out. The series is currently running through a direct sequel to wicked things, Wobbly Head and Solver as a whole stands on it's own well enough to jump righ tinto. Please do
Avaliable At: badmachinery.com
John Allison's latest pilot and what seems to be a bold new ongoing that's both a prequel and a sequel as Jack from bad machinery, who god already wasn't all that fond of, gets the short end of the stick again: he's sent back to the 90's, can't say anything about the future and is left stuck not remembering WHY he was sent there and with only a college age Shelley as an ally. It's a eerie yet still deeply funny work and I can't wait to see more of it at some point next year after Wobbly Head concludes.
Avaliable: in print and digital
Taking place around the same time as solver, GBBO reunites Allison and Sarin for a quick and breezy four part murder mystery at UK Bakery Tent. Shauna is invited to participate but soon witnesses an attempted murder with her new friends and fellow bakers Sunil and Jil. Now Shauna has to both try and solve a mystery before anyone else is poisoned, and not get eliminated while almost everyone around her is a suspect.
So there you go. A bunch of good poitns to start with, a bunch of great comics all outlined. Get out ther eand start reading and thanks for reading this
#scary go round#john allison#giant days#bad machinery#solver#charlotte grote#shelley winters#bobbins#webcomics#boom studios#dark horse comics#oni press
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I occasionally check in on what unhinged side project the Scary Go Round guy has going this week, for old time's sake, and apparently this time around it's a meticulously researched mid Claremont era (1985–1986) X-Men pastiche?
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Shoutout to Magneto mains 🙏🏽 💜
#hiiii I like how this came out LMAOO#ermmmm yes tags here we go#art#digital art#doodle#fan art#Marvel Rivals#Marvel Rivals Art#Adam Warlock#Magneto#Adam Warlock art#Magneto art#shout out to tank mains we have less of those than support mains LOL#Dr Strange mains.. I see you.. I won’t you…#Magneto mains have yet to let me down I get so excited seeing them bc they usually do so well with timing their shit gawddamn#thanks for the bubble king lemme pocket heal u 😩#Had a Dr Strange and Magneto wish me a happy Valentine’s Day one round and I twirled my hair how charming LMAO#Marvel Rivals is so fun though I thought It would be more scary but even the people that loose it over vs ai or quick match are ridiculous#like calm down king it’s not comp#anyway yes trying to get better at adam wish me luck gang
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The most obvious and consistent issue with Sydney and Carmy is their inability to communicate honestly about what they are feeling when they feel it. Instead of telling Sydney that he needs her and that he doesn’t ever want to lose her or for her to leave him.. he drafts up a marriage contract partnership agreement. And to apologize for dumping the entire opening of their restaurant on her and to let her know that she’s all he ever thinks about… he gifts her a custom made designer chef coat🤣😩😭
This man is so fucking stupid! I CAN NOT!
#miscommunication trope round 3 let’s fucking goooo#I love them so bad your honor#Carmy is the most pathetic man alive#June 27 is going to be so fucking fun#and scary#sydcarmy#platonic and messy#the Bear
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i had to get the slytherins out of my head. also the dynamic i personally imagine for eighth year drarry
#i love a harry who's not actually the most oblivious shit in the world postwar#i also love it when he's as much of a bastard as he is in the books#movies castrated his snark i think#quill to paper#draco malfoy#harry potter#drarry#theodore nott#blaise zabini#pansy parkinson#also sorry crabbe and goyle. you're sort of just unsexy lamps to me. there to be scary lackeys for draco and not much else#i'm sure i'll take my hypodermic needle of headcanon and pump em full of personalities eventually#just havent thot abt it much this go-round with this fandom#also yeah if you're wondering my harry's hairstyle is entirely inspired by avpm harry
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for the webcomic Girlies, I still want to mention at any point possible that Octopus Pie, Vattu, Gunnerkrigg Court, Kill Six Billion Demons, and Bad Machinery/Scary Go Round, which, apparently you can't find that one (these ran from 2009-2017) but you can still read that here lmao
#I haven't re-read scary go round in awhile so I was surprised to find that THE COMIC IS FUCKING GONE#apparently he's restoring the archive of old comics at some point#but there are NEW series w those same characters so it's not like it's been scrubbed from existence#it's just a really big backlog of comics to reupload to a new website ig!#sergle.txt#actually i think i'm gonna re-read that now#and when I'm done!!! I can read the new stuff!!!!!!!
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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman
part one | part two
#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN#honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog#where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags#kyle dubas#toronto maple leafs#& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe#& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor#the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi#that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like#ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds#how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid#the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines#i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer#brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc#bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always#know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works#no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs#i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen#narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel#about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO#did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner#if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf#simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2#one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry#liv in the replies
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i want to go home. and level whm.
#i still get scared queuing by myself for many things#i don’t think i’m the best at healing but i’m competent!!#but i get nervous about not knowing mechs in normal and trial round#and also what if i get put some place scary in level roul. like aurum vale#i’m okay with ally roul tho. idk about myths yet bc i haven’t done any but i know the mechs mostly pretty well for all of them#so i’m less nervous lol#anyway!!! i want to go home and play video games!!!#i need a text post tag#as soon as i get it to 100 im gonna take a break from leveling things i think#bc idk about ast. that might be a pvp leveling job for me lol
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#well we're just about at the end of my summer writing time#the good news is that i have turned 17 scenes green and one of the remaining yellows just needs two paragraphs of sex#the bad news is that there are still four yellows and four of the dreaded orange scenes#the yellows are roughed out but the orange ones are scenes that are necessary but i don't know how they go#this is the scary part where i have to trust that the story is going to keep telling me what happens#it's worked with every other longfic i've written but this one is the most complicated and unwieldy one i've taken on#the only one i've ever needed a spreadsheet for#the only one where i'm pretty sure i'm going to have to do a round of rewrites before i send it for beta#it feels uncertain to trust this story the way i would be able to trust another story to steer itself home at this point#but hey there's actually no other option so here we go#one sunday afternoon at a time#lafiwrimo
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I very nearly pissed myself laughing at Beauty and the Beast tonight cause the un-Beast-ing transformation had the guy spin around on the floor and continue into the air like fucking Saruman chucking Gandalf up the Tower of Orthanc
#haretalks#genuinely in awe of the stage and costume tech on display in that show like jeez#the quick-changes alone were a sight to behold#and beast going from 'big scary monster' to 'excited well-meaning dudebro' was very good#lumiere had FAR too much fun with the sex jokes [affectionate]#cogsworth was an absolute ball. perfect manic energy all round#belle was amazing and the grimace she wore every time gaston opened his mouth was priceless#you could see her physically counting the seconds until he shut up and THAT'S what i wanna see out of theatre XD#maurice was also a delight and radiated like the sun#the whole production was chock full of lil character glimpses and side moments and passion and just was very good tbh#may have helped my experience to be seated directly behind the fucking conducter the entire time that was fascinating and i was enthralled#OH YEA CHIP THE LIL TEACUP WAS SO FUCKING CUTE AND MRS POTS WAS ALSO VERY GOOD#ok i'll stop gushing now lol
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Hi Hi folks! I was hit by a sudden bought of inspiration to draw Pretender (and N breaking the fourth-wall on this poor guy.)
And I'm @ing @oodlesndoodles and @mylackofgrammaristerrifying because you two are the honest target audience lol! (I twas inspired by your enthusiasm and wanted to do a silly lil comic! If u wanna be un-tagged or removed from the comic lemme know!)
I think Pretender responds very awkwardly to affection because he's used to scaring ppl off but like, monster-lovers pop off, because he's very open to giving/recieving affection if he gets the chance! (<- Moment where my headcanon of him being Genderfluid and Pan comes into play if I do say so myself 🙏) So like. He's honored, but got so flustered he couldn't hold up his disguise and went back to the hood lmao---
#utmv#utmv sans#utmv art#utmv au#my art#doppletale#spot!drawn#pretender#pretender sans#pretender!sans#N#this is basically my round-about way of saying SMOOCH THAT MAN!!!#full creator permission to go give him a big ol smooch or whatever 🫡🫡🫡 godspeed#I've been doing the *taps two dolls together to make them kiss* thing since I made him so !!! yeag!#oh and I feel like he'd really enjoy seeing the art that's been drawn of him because he's rarely depicted as anything but Scary Thing and#it's just so nice and cute! (<- his opinion I think)#if any of this is incomprehensible I'm so sorry It's 1:00 am when I'm scheduling this 😭😭#anyways thanks for fueling my urge to let my persona harass another of my ocs ♡♡♡
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Cupcake? (They hold up a cupcake)
Thanks, I’ll give you a cookie once I make them all
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i have a confession everyone. i am actually scared of caterpillars
#this came out of absolute nowhere but i just saw a video of caterpillars and got jump scared#i’m shaking in my boots#🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛#AHHHH#THEY’RE SO….#BIG AND ROUND AND HAVE GUTS THAT GO EVERYWHERE IF THEY’RE ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON OR EATEN BY A REPTILE#AND THEY’RE WIGGLE AROUND AND WRINKLY AND HAVE SO MANY LEGS#AND THEY HAVE WEIRD TEXTURESSS#AND THEIR EYEBALLS WIGGLE#OR SKMETHING#I SAW A SPECIFIC CATERPILLAR ONCE AS A KID AND IT FUCKING SCARRED ME#just looked up brown caterpillar with eyes and got jumpscared again oh shit oh fuck it’s so fucking gross and scary#anyway it’s called eastern tiger swallowtail caterpillars#specifically the brown ones because that’s the one i saw as a kid#and they do this weird defense mechanism by trying to mimic snakes by sticking out a disgusting orange thing from their face and wiggling#their head back and forth and it’s fucking scary it genuinely scares the shit out of me#so i guess their defense works LOLL#BUT EWWW SORRY FOR BEING HATEFUL TOWARDS CATERPILLARS BUT THEY ARE THE ONE (1) INSECT I CANNOT BE ANYWHERE NEAR#I LIKE SPIDERS! I LOVE TARANCHULAS AND OTHER BUGS#but caterpillars… it sounds like a shitpost but i’m being serious. i literally have no other fears besides needles and caterpillars#just had to get this out there
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sniffles sadly. every day im so sad that fnaf didnt go with placing vanny into aftons role.... god forbid women do anything ! ! !
#just saw gtlive finish the first ending n like. urgh#maybe if i liked eclipse more i wouldnt mind how prevalent they r but woof man#like i get it its charlie and evil baby or whatever in the same body but come onnnnn#that and the candy cadet stories just bashing the same kid going into woods framework into the ground#i miss when it was like. this dude sewed 5 kittens together! this lady melted 7 keys! stuff like that yk that was different and scarier#i do rlly think the series is going toward this like polished marketable thing instead of the grimy sludge i liked .... </3 and the AI stuf#is sooooo boring like fuuuuck its so boring. i wouldnt mind if its charliebots bc at least theyre interesting !!!!#but mimic as the new villian? bro. dude. thats so boring come on... afton was interesting bc he was fucked up severly#and robots r just like. theyre just robots dude its not even scary its just a thing being programmed smh#without the afton behind it its kinda just ..... bleh#honestly i wish they would cap the story? like make vanny take aftons role; do some shit; end it in a tragic but cathartic way#and then if they want to make more games do either other families in universe (like fazbear frights) or prequels/ world building shit like#something set in circus babys pizza world or w/e .i mean you could argue its about cassie now but if her dad is bonnie bro we're still stuc#in the afton central place. and i dont like that hteyre moving on without wrapping up the 102938120 loose ends they already made URGH ! !#is it too much to ask for a fnaf game thats crusty round the edges and really metaphorical for theorists to dig into but logical enough it#can be solved and also creates a good plotline . yeah i guess hell will freeze over before that#d.txt#sorry im sooooo normal about fnaf <- is abnormal. fuhnaffs theories r GREAT thoguh i love that guy he makes me happy about the franchise :o
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Now Stars and Leafs has to do what Panthers and Hurricanes did together (all of these are my fave teams), either win or lose together! Why this had to get to this point? Why this had to get to the point of being so scary and exciting at the same time?? Stars and Leafs - show your twin powers! Beat Bruins and Knights! Please! Actually, I would be fine if only one of my faves wins but twinning would be much better! C'mon! Go Stars! 💚 Go Leafs! 💙 GOOD LUCK! GO GOALIES! SHUTOUTS AND LOTS OF HAPPINESS TO YOUR WAY STARS AND LEAFS!!!! 💚💙💚💙
#at least two out of four of my faves are going to the second round#and also ALSO all the other teams competing in round one... who eventually won... are the teams i like more than the ones who did lose wow#i would be so lucky and fortunate if all my faves won (canucks avs etc. included!) and would probably faint#even if at the second round it would be the polar opposite and all the teams i don't like/hate will win 😐#WHY THIS HAS TO BE SO SCARY? first time experiencing the horrors 'in real time' 😬#dallas stars#stars#toronto maple leafs#tml#maple leafs#leafs#tagging for good luck memories and to boost the teams up or whatever
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“Is it bad enough to talk to a doctor or do I just have small scattered symptoms of a mental illness so mild that it doesn’t deserve a label”? More at 11
#this is about the fact that I like. hallucinate sometimes lol#not super strong it’s probably just an overactive imagination but I see stuff at the corner of my eye all the time#I don’t like analog horror anymore because most of the time it’s not even that scary but then LATER I keep SEEING shit and I don’t even like#react to it. it’s like ‘oh of fucking course you decide to come here now. twat.’#oh yeah also I overthink like a madman and worry constantly about getting ‘caught’ all the time even though I’m obviously not doing anything#wrong. I can’t wait to go to college this fall and have that at least not be about my parents#but yeah this time round it’s more about my friends secretly hating me#I don’t mean like just ‘oh you’re annoyed at me and didn’t tell me directly’ I mean manufacturing a whole personality and then turning aroun#and mocking everything I ever said behind my back#punk speaks#anyway I’m sure it’s just anxiety and an overactive imagination
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