#scarier

[kol-elijah]

In your opinion who's scarier?

I think Elijah is

[autisminfinite]

eggman should be scarier

[miaeons]

it is perhaps scary bitch time yet again 😙

[sistermadlys]

i watched lost in translation and that movie permanently altered my brain chemistry because why am i living a low-budget bangkok version of this movie as we speak. like no one told me that sofia coppola made a movie about my life.

[that-bitttch]

Here comes the consequence, consequence, consequence, here comes the consequence of my own actions!

[a2zsportsnews]

The Closer You Stand, the Scarier Josh Smith Gets

When you write about sabermetrics, the word jump is your best friend. There are only so many ways to explain that a number got bigger from one period of time to the next, and the word increase carries a vanishingly small amount of sex appeal. On the other hand, jump is an action verb that can lend some verve to, say, a dry passage about Jurickson Profar’s expected weighted on-base average, just…

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Headcanon that Bruce doesn’t give the shovel talk to his kids’ partners because 1) everybody in the caped community knows what Batman’s capable of and how protective he is of his children so shovel talks feel redundant and unnecessary, and 2) the constant prolonged fear of a shovel talk that never comes is almost more effective than an actual shovel talk

[outragedtortilla]

After two days in the dungeons every bodily system learning how to fight something yet scarier, I emerge.

[protagaster]

[Seconds after Odysseus' and Penelope's loving embrace, having finally been reunited after almost 20 years]

Odysseus, panicking: Penelope! You’re bleeding!

Penelope, completely calm: Don’t worry love, it’s not my blood.

[sillysiluriforme]

do you know that one post thats like "spider-man refuses to smoke weed because he's convinced himself that the second he gets high the sinister 666 will descend upon his home and kill him and his family"? i feel like marinette's kinda like that about hawkmoth a little bit

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

The thing I found funniest about Needles is (compared to the Distortion) he seems a little bad at his job. He didn’t hunt his victim, they just tried to mug him, and when he did get them he didn’t get enough fear out of them before they bled out. He called emergency services to get some more spook out of someone and completely failed at it for like 15 minutes. He rambled about his life story for most of it. I love this pointy idiot

[paintedcrows]

Some Oldies in the 80s AU sketches! Grunkle Stan and Young Ford this time.

They are so funny to me. Like to me Stan is completely secure in his relationship with Older Ford. He has just spent MONTHS alone on the open ocean with the guy. Nothing this Young Ford can throw at him can compare. Ford, still a bundle of ego and grudges, has no idea how to respond. Also Bill is a menace

[brainrotcharacters]

Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)

[ruby-cloud]

the ghoul

[desktopartist87]

So did MOB GAMES get sick of kids and content farms liking this game or what

My ass was NOT ready for this guy I swear