#sburb session

[ender--slime]

meteors.mp4

part 1 of a homestuck analog horror series

coming soon!! and by soon i mean TOMORROW!!! because i just cant wait to show you all!!! :D

[grotesqueoldwoman]

Concurrently on Derse, a LOST SPIRIT whispers Skaian Secrets to a dreaming child...

[valkeggsart]

some sburb players i came with after finishing hs and epilogues. still not sure about the classpecs, i mostly chose assigned them according to their character arcs and what fits the most.

[creepyandoffpudding]

i need to host a sburb session with this bad boy

[molten222]

these casts would make the best fucking sburb sessions

[slllimmme]

Hey, do you have fankids, but nothing to use them in? Or are your fan kids all sad and alone? Hell, maybe you want to make a new fankid, well you’re in luck, come on down to Apocolosers and let your fankids run wild! -Hanna, creator of the most awesomest sburb rp, with battle mechanics to ever grace discord. (It’s Apocolosers,) (0/4)

[kleptomusician]

[ENG] What even is Homestuck?

(spanish version is up on my blog aswell)

[aepples]

the Players from roomstuck!!! Jack and Jeny

this is an ad by the way. if you're seeing this and you're a roomstuck. hi.

you should check out my mspfa! its super dumb and fun, and the suggestions are always open. it's also at a whopping 70 pages now? wow. the author must really mean it

[reynardart]

[meowmeowmeowimacat]

me and my friend, if you even care (finally got him to take a classpect test >:))

me: witch of space (prospit)

him: mage of time (derse)

still trying to get other people to classpect themselves (looking at you @definitelynotachinchilla ) (hehehe)

so while a two player sesh is def viable, its pretty safe to assume that we need at least two others for it to be balanced:/

[grotesqueoldwoman]

The first character of SAVEFILE2, Yehuda (Troll Judas)

[meicottonsoul]

hi

im mei. i write a lot, and i use my writing as a coping mechanism more often than i truly mean to

this is my MSPFA. it means a lot to me! i want to write stories discussing things that have affected me and my loved ones my whole life AND make it into an interesting and fun adventure at the same time! this is what i use to do that, a fucking homestuck fan adventure. i do agree that thats a little silly but hey! its fun!

ISOLATED INCIDENT contains politics, existentialism, gore, LESBIANS (mostly trolls), other queer creatures, sins-of-the-father type shit, denial, constant struggling and a whole lot of lore that i spent (way) too much time on. im going to keep working on this even if it doesnt get a lot of attention, because god fucking damn it i love this thing and i love my team and i love the way we work on it together

you can read it right here

but!! that is RAW text!! meaning its just the WRITING. there are files there that show the PANELS as well, but all of the story content is from just the documents. if you dont wanna read that much, but still wanna see how this goes, dont worry! ill post about it regularly.

Now, if you'd like to see this baby on MSPFA, check out the UPDATED AND EDITED VERSION OF ACT 1 RIGHT HERE!!!! https://mspfa.com/?s=49917&p=1

here are some of those panels btw, theyre sexy af because @crabbchips is sexy af and she draws these

(we do have an animator and hes wonderful as well and he DOES have a tumblr now!!! here he is, my son, @officerpuncake !!!!!)

[sadpurpleblood]

okay stupid question but if a sburb session really lacked a space player couldnt just one of the other heroes with manifesting powers (like most hope players, destructive or stealing void players...) create a random land of x and frogs if theyre powerful enough and be saved? or am i forgetting something

[tavtiers]

I'm gonna reveal that I'm the one who requested about the Rogue of Heart. Ty for the links you mentioned there!

Now, first of, what would LOCAI/Land of Crowns and Inertia (belonging to an impatient Thief of Time; he competes a lot), Land of Glow and Unicorns (belonging to a DnDer and enthusiastic Sylph of Life), and Land of Scans and Frogs (belonging to an aspiring astronaut Mage of Space who also likes cats)?

Also, in terms of sessions, casting aside the fact the SBURB copy is heavily modded, what shenanigans could ensue with two teams consisting of (Team A->) Knight of Blood (M), Bard of Doom (M), Heir of Hope (F), Seer of Breath (FtM but mistaken for F), and Thief of Time (M) then (Team B->) Rogue of Heart (M), Sylph of Life (F), Mage of Space (F), Prince of Light (M) and Maid of Void (Bigender, MF)?

All I have so far are failed politic shenanigans, some far-off moments (specifically Thief of Time shenanigans), and certain people trying to perform game tactics like literal speedrunning their planets.

Sorry if these are too many...hehe...

Allie Light, Page of Life, out! *leaves for goodnight*

Quest for the Thief of Time:

On the Land of Crowns and Inertia, the consorts will be negatively affected by their player's inverse, the Page of Space. Perhaps they waste all their time waiting for a new king, such as the Thief of Time, to appear and begin ruling their planet. The consorts spend all day making art of their hypothetical king and writing stories about what they imagine he will be like. They have become entirely passive and are no longer able to make decisions for themselves. Additionally, time on the planet has begun to literally slow down due to the consorts no longer maintaining the magical clockwork mechanisms that keep it running. The planet is littered with ancient ruins filled with imposing statues of past consort kings and queens wearing tall crowns. The time mechanisms can be found within these ruins alongside tablets of old laws and customs. Unfortunately, the consorts have become too focused on writing fanfiction about the Thief of Time to go into the ruins and study their own history.

The Thief of Time must push the consorts into action by threatening to destroy the ruins if they do not use the history and machines within for themselves. The Thief will be able to convert the statues' crowns into grist. Some of this grist can be kept, but the rest of it must be used to help the consorts restart time's gears. Instead of becoming the new ruler, the Thief must put aside their pride and motivate the consorts to take charge of their destinies themselves, using their historical texts as a starting point.

Quest for the Sylph of Life:

On the Land of Glow and Unicorns, the consorts will be negatively affected by their player's inverse, the Prince of Doom. Perhaps the society of this planet has become one of criminal excess. Long ago, the consorts discovered unicorns in hidden corners of the planet that would grant you any wish if you found them. Large swathes of the sky on this planet glow, but the brightest parts are where unicorns are located. At first the consorts had great respect for the unicorns, and only asked for wishes when granted. However, a plague spread through their community and left the planet covered in ghost towns. The few consorts who remain have taken to kidnapping unicorns and forcing them to grant them money and power, out of a fear of not having the resources to overcome another plague.

The Sylph of Life must use their powers to free and heal the unicorns. Afterwards, they must teach the consorts how to be kind to each other and how to prosper again by rebuilding their communities. The Sylph must aid the consorts in setting up hospitals and regrowing their crops, so that they can once again have a peaceful, thriving society.

Quest for the Mage of Space:

On the Land of Scans and Frogs, the consorts will be negatively affected by their player's inverse, the Heir of Time. As it is on a Space planet, the focus of the quest will be to breed the Genesis Frog. Perhaps the frogs on this planet, whose DNA is needed to create the Genesis Frog, are all hidden in networks of buildings that can only be accessed by scanning codes hidden throughout the planet. Even an Appearifier is not able to view the inside of these buildings. The consorts of the planet have decided that it is their destiny to break into these buildings, and as quickly as possible. For generations, they have zipped about at top speed trying to come up with new ways to hack at and bust open the mechanical gates of these buildings. When they do succeed in opening the buildings, they cause so much destruction that it kills the frogs inside.

It is up to the Mage of Space to understand where patience is necessary. They must methodically scour their planet for the buildings' codes, using their creativity to find clues hidden in artwork and poems throughout their planet. This art was created by the consorts; they themselves have long since discarded it as a waste of time.

Session analysis will be in a separate post.

Hope this helps!

[syn-comic]

/syn Act 1 "Ioche"

Three more days until /syn is real so here's little a treat!

A promotional poster made for Act 1 of /syn which is called "Ioche" and drawn by @dead-obsith. I've wanted to show this publicly for a while now and now I can!

The meaning behind the act name is a neologism coined by John Koenig with a meaning listed as such;

Ioche. /eye-oh-key/ n.

"The anxiety of being an individual; the realization that you've never felt comfortable being you—leaving you to question if you'll ever look in the mirror and feel comfortable with the person staring back at you—questioning every decision, or feeling that you've had about yourself."

[giftofclasspects]

*get another four characters out of my pocket like really long awaited return bronze coin, random hair, red button, parts of my dignity and shame*

*puts it on ur desk*

i have more

witch of blood (derse+prospit)

prince of rage (prospit)

thief of doom (derse)

lord of heart (prospit)

shortly they are alpha version of others, they are tighter and godtier in the same list, from top to bottom where top first.

godtier analysis and session analysis (maybe? please? i hope i dont worry you too much or overwhelm you. i apologize for doing both of those things and if your uncomfortable just tell me)

-cloud

yes!!! okay, so

a witch of blood manipulated obligations and relationships. they would be a VERY interesting team leader. could be quite manipulative.... when i think of witch of blood, i kind of think of makima from chainsaw man.

Prince of Rage is VERY interesting to think about. I'd say they lean heavily towards toxic positivity, since they destroy rage and chaos while ghosting hope.

Thief of Doom is going to a matyr. They're gonna be aaaaall doom and gloom. Tries to shoulder on all the team difficulties. You think YOUR problem is bad? Well theirs is worse!!

Lord of Heart is going to be CRAZY. They ARE emotion. They ARE impulses. They have nothing that holds rhem back. Definitely might be a problem child of the group.