#sausage🔥❤️

[daydreamingleclerc]

something special about june // lauren james au

in which, lauren and her housemate-turned-girlfriend sports journalist come out on instagram during pride month 🤍

includes; slight sexual content, swearing, wlw content !

this is something v different for me! but i’ve been so in my lauren feels lately i cannot help myself. who knows. i might even write something to deepen this AU further! inspired by this article about jess carter and ann-katerin berger! enjoy xx

DISCLAIMER: i am in no way shape or form suggesting that lauren is bisexual or gay by posting this. this is simply just a form of fiction and i do not mean any harm. pictures were found on instagram and pinterest and all rights are to their original owners.

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yn✔️

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yn say cheese 😁😚❤️

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samanthakerr20 yn this is the gayest jumper i’ve ever seen

yn took notes from you clearly x

laurennjjames ❤️😚

yn 🥰❤️

ldnpride oh my god are you two…

yn lauren’s wearing a leather jacket and i’m wearing a jumper straight out of 1946 do the math x

laurennjjames ✔️

ibiza, spain

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laurennjjames winning on and off the pitch, clearly 😍

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yn i’d like to point out i got my hair done at the hotel hair salon

yn just incase ppl are confused by my hair change midway through this dump

laurennjjames i’m more concerned about the amount of people thirsting over your arse

yn don’t post it then u silly sausage

kmewis19 yn is packing in that first pic

yn do you like it 😼

yn ✔️

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yn wonder if we’ve beaten the just friends allegations now x

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laurennjjames lesbian!

yn i know u are but what am i x

laurennjjames a glorified bisexual 🤨

lew.mount put some clothes on

yn don’t tell me what to do

benchilwell you guys are NEVER going to beat the just friends allegations 🤣🤣

yn we could release a sex tape and we still wouldn’t beat the just friends allegations

reecejames how do i burn my eyes 😃

bethanyengland4 you two are so cute🥹

yn thanks bethy ❤️

laurennjjames✔️

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laurennjjames i remember when she thought she was straight until she saw me in a towel.. happy birthday to my favourite cougar ❤️

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yn cougar?! i’m 2 years older than you watch ur mouth LJ.

laurennjjames yeah babe that makes you a cougar 🤨

yn love you really 🫶🏼

laurennjjames love you too foxy lady

samanthakerr20 funny how loz and i are thé youngest ones in our relationships yet we’re the ones you answer to🤨 happy birthday yn 🤣🔥

kmewis19 you’re so evil

yn that was so uncalled for samantha sleep with one eye open tonight.

chelseawfc HBD yn 😋💙

reecejames happy birthday yn 🥂💙

yn✔️

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yn lauren cant answer ur call rn cause she’s busy reecejames

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reecejames how do i bleach my eyeballs

reecejames no ew wtf i can’t look at this

kmewis19 you two are the WORST

yn nothing wrong with a lil PDA 🫶🏼

amberrosegill stealing this pose for me and jen

yn ur welcome x

laurennjjames ✔️

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laurennjjames life lately 📸(ft the missus)

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yn wow

yn that first pic 🥰👍🏼😍🔥

yn seriously you make me so 🥰🥹

yn god.

laurennjjames okay love don’t embarrass yourself x

yn can i just say the difference in my rack compared to lauren’s is very very amusing to me

laurennjjames i love your rack

yn i 🫶🏼 ur ironing board too ig

samanthakerr20 🔥🔥

mbrighty04 fashion is unmatched

yn ✔️

lake como, italy

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yn the one where the lesbians went to italy and got kicked out of an art gallery for snogging

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laurennjjames why’d you have to post the pic of you in the green dress 🤤🤤🤩

yn bc i love it when you get all mushy

laurennjjames i don’t think mushy is the word you’re looking for 😍😼

samanthakerr20 is that…. yn in JEANS?!?!

yn it was a one off and it’s never going to happen again.

[iu-jjang]

[FANCAFE] 23.09.18 IU replies to uaena’s comments on her fancafe (Part 1)

IU replying to her own post:

Ah I forgot to mention one thing..

I really wanted to at least attend one of the movie screenings today and do a surprise stage greeting… but there’s a really big scene to be filmed today and I’m not in Seoul right now..ㅠㅠ I tried to arrange my schedule since a month ago, but it’s a scene that many actors appear on set together and matching everyone’s schedules is like catching a star in the sky, so it was difficult for me to meet uaenas today, whatt ㅠㅠ!!! Just saying in case there are any uaenas looking at the door, waiting for me to make my appearance and not being able to enjoy the movie today..

Uaena: I cried so much that I took a crying selca, unnie… if you read this on stage, I would have been submerged (in tears)…

IU: Show us -clap- show us -clap-

Uaena: I’m curious about whether you had your dinner, whether you’re filming right now, whether you’ve been sleeping well lately. I love you.

IU: I just reached my accomodations, washed up and wrote this letter. I’m going to bed now. Tomorrow will be a busy day from early morning to night! Nowadays, the moment my butt touches something, I fall asleep kekekeke 😍 Goodnight!!!!

Uaena: I was looking forward to (your surprise appearance), but it’s ok! We can’t ruin jingjjang’s schedule! Have a safe trip back. You worked hard for today’s momo concert!!! I’m wondering if you saw the uaena waving goodbye to you as you left? ㅠ

IU: Of course I saw all of it 😌 There were many people holding slogans and I saw many lightsticks too, so I put in effort to look at them, but I was told not to open the window for safety reasons, so I couldn’t open my window. Sorry ㅜㅜ

Uaena: -long post which mentioned that uaena’s love for IU is not one-sided but reciprocated by IU-

IU: What do you mean one-sided!!😡🔥🔥 I love you!!

Uaena: Unnie, when exactly do you sleep? Please sleep well! This middle schooler uaena will be going to bed first hehe Have a good night 🫶🏻

IU: Nowadays, I almost always sleep at midnight!!! After my middle school days, it’s the first time I’m having a routine lifestyle again 😍😍

Uaena: I really want to ask whether you think a serious bread includes salty bread. 🤨

IU: Salty bread looks cute, so it’s an excited bread.(TL note: IU mentioned before on IU TV that she prefers sweet bread and doesn’t like ‘serious’ bread like garlic baguette or pizza bread or sausage bread which tastes of food.)

Uaena: Has your skin recovered from the mosquito bite??? I noticed you stuck a sticker to hide it cutely today kiki

IU: … It keeps swelling up..ㅠㅠ I think this evil mosquito released its poison all the way inside my bones (insert mosquito bite selca)

Uaena: Jieun noona, have you watched the show in the movie theatre?! It’s almost like going back again to last year, it’s no joke!!

IU: Have I watched it, or have I not~?

Uaena: I’m curious about the drink you often order from the coffee truck. Please let us know your TMI.

IU: Babamba latte. When it’s hot, I go for ICE, when it’s cold, I go for HOT 😌 (TL note: It’s a mix of chesnut, walnut and milk with some honey)

Uaena: Have you seen the Unique Dayooki (TL note: IU 15th anniv contest on fancafe)?! The creations are hilarious 💜

IU: Uaena are.. really (in a good way) crazy.

Uaena: Unnie, to you what is the most legendary song of Golden Hour?

IU: The 3rd section of the concert is really… awesome…

Uaena: How are things between you and your brother lately?

IU: Getting better as we get older 👍

IU replying to herself:

Ah I really need to go to bed now!! 🐥🐥🐥🐥 I’m really going to bed!!! I’ll be back tomorrow if I have time during my breaks. Today is an important day for us ❤️ Let’s keep the conversation going. Goodnight!!! 😊😊😊

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Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[best-super-size-fat-people]

Probably one of the most sexy woman ever in history, perfect dimensions, from the feet that are perfect, her calves, aww 🥰, knees and thighs irresistible 😍😍😍, hips and belly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥, dream booty 🥰😍🔥🤤🔥, arms so delicious, sausage hands 😍🤤🤤🤤🤤, so perfect double chin, she a round beautiful face ❤️🌡️🌡️🌡️🌡️

[aggressiveguitarnoises]

MAKING PASTA AND BALLS AGAIN❗️❗️❗️

(its one of my favourite foods can you tell)

YEEEEAAAAAAHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥pasta with balls slap hard af

personally for me either pasta with cottage cheese (i am ukrainian and i have immense love for cottage cheese farmers cheese whatever the hell to call it DRY CURDLES OR WHITE CHEESE ok) with some butter and salt. even better if there's a grilled sausage as a bonus. heaven on earth istg comfort meal

anyway bon appetite smacznego смачного buen provecho idk❤️❤️❤️ enjoy

[oh-so-heavenly]

It's time for chapter four of Our Flag Means Death

mary and stede 💔

they look constipated on their wedding,

THEY GAVE THEM GRAVESTONES?? (tbh i'm so dramatic i would like it, i'd show it to everyone i know)

"and don't play pirates with them" aw, why not :(

TAIKA WAITITI MY BELOVED

he's so hot. i mean, he's always hot but here, covered in leather, with long hair and the beard, looking like he hasn't taken a shower in years -he looks extremely hot

AND THE TATTOOS ❤️👄❤️

"they die quite dramatically, don't they? The Spaniards?" I mean, just above in this post i was saying how I'd like to have my own grave as house decor so, yeah

HE LOOKS SO GOOD

(sorry but the highlights are gonna probably be just Blackbeard from now on, he deserves it 🔥😌)

What's a frankfurter???

"Can we please focus?" I've got ADHD and I don't like your attitude, so, no :)

Ohh sausages, he's already seeing dicks on the clouds #mood

the uszh™ now available on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video

that jump was so unnecessary and dramatic I LOVED IT

"hello, everyone I'm Blackbeard" hi, can i get your ig??

"huge fan, sir" that's a simp if i've ever seen one

I CAN SEE HIS BELLYBUTTON I NEED TO BOOP THE BELLYBUTTON BOOOOOP

"they've got a bird guy" unsupervised kindergarten kids indeed

#karl's the bird that's my mental state from now on

once again Stede is there with his tits out... as he should >:)

The Lighthouse 🥺

"and the children did that" look, Stede, my boy. I love you, alright? But AAAAAAAAAA

Blackbeard giggling owns my heart ❤️

"if you don't make a decision soon we're going to fucking die" "oh, now, there's an idea. I haven't done that one yet" i'm DEAD

I'm convinced Blackbeard is justa Gen Z: obviously not straight, has ADHD, loves trinkets and being dramatic all the time

NOT FRENCHIE NAILING HIS SHIRT

"hooolaaa" jsjsjs me encanta

"who's this Mary then?" R U JEALOUS??

the whole nightmare with Blackbeard looking like how Black Pete described him is hilarious

HE'S TOUCHING HIS HAND HE'S TOUCHING HIS HAND HE'S-

"do you work for blackbeard??" error 404 ed.exe has stopped working

"I'm Ed" SHUT UP AND KISS ALREADY

"if you're not jim, can I be jim" jsjsj

"most pirates i know, they're dead" ok so the bar is pretty low then

✨rather exquisite cashmere✨

THE SECRET PASSAGE AND ED IS SIMPING FOR HIM HE'S LIKE A CHILD ON CHRISTMAS

"is that Blackbeard" "mh? No, I'm Blackbeard" I CAN'T- 💀

oh, fuck me, his sly smirk and the little "shh"

Frenchie is so stupid but I love him, this guy doesn't have a single braincell

HE'S SHOWING HIM THE LIBRARY

AND HE LIKES IT

idk viking vampire clown sound's fucking terrifying to me dude

"Nine guns??" That's what bothers him

"You're a fucking lunatic and I like it" that's explicit eroticism and i like it

WHAT IN THE- HE'S WEARING ED'S CLOTHES, HE LOOKS SO FANCY AND COOL AND LIKE HE'S SERIOUSLY TRYING TO LOOK COOL

HE'S MOVING THE SLEEVES, HE'S DANCING they are both dorks

Izzy just went out of the frame like, i'm done with this shit

"you can be a real bummer sometimes" all the time, don't be shy ed and admit it, he's a party popper

"That's Blackbeard" I love Ed so much

oh, wow, that was a resignation

"do you speak Spanish?" I do, cariño, in case you need any help

Ecclesiastical latin??? (The worst thing is that he's kinda right, Latin is easy when you know Spanish)

Asdfghjkl I cannot believe they were saved by fucking dick clouds

Please no don't make Blackbeard sad he can't be sad, he's like a puppy, he deserves to be happy :(

"just kind of rocky and flat" yes it is, Frenchie, yes it is

THEY ARE GOING TO BECOME A LIGHTHOUSE

They are hugging

!!!

he got rid of some gunpowder so he could have his marmalade, you gotta love this guy

WAIT WHY IS HE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE HE WANTS TO KILL STEDE. I DON'T LIKE THIS

More highlights: episode one / episode two / episode three / episode four / episode five / episode six / episode seven / episode eight / episode nine /episode ten

[rebootgrimm]

Blank_System sign offs that’ll post:

Me (brain-made): 🌹 

ESMP S2! Scott: 🌈

ESMP S2! Jimmy: ⭐️

ESMP S2! Sausage: 🍀

ESMP S2! Shubble: 🪄

Luz: 🐍

Hunter: 🕊

Vee: 🦎

Doi /Yellow Guy: 💚

Double Life! Grian: ❤️

Double Life! Scar: 🐈‍⬛ Jeff The Nightmare: 💎

Evil Xisuma: 🪙

William Beaver (Altive): 🦫

NPC Grian: 😁

Worm Man: 🪱

Sundrop from The Sun and Moon Show: ☀️

Moon from The Sun and Moon Show: 🌙

Dr. Tangno: 🔫

Helsknight: 🔥

Mumbo Jumbo: 🧲

[skippyv20]

🏰🏰🏰👑👑👑WINDSOR ANON AND PG👑👑👑🏰🏰🏰

WINDSOR ANON and PG

WINDSOR ANON AND PG 🏰🏰🏰👑👑👑 …… “ Thank goodness Sydney, Herself has solved the Charlotte drama , top ho” … “ indubitably sir, one relishes the quiet time sitting by the fire and the comfort of a good book “ …… “ exactly Sydney, no terrible trio on the screen , only the dolcet tones of Peer Gynt” …… “ a medicinal remedy is probably on the horizon, what say you Sydney .”…… “ I think we have another wee problem sir, Young Princess 👸 Charlotte wants a horse , not a pony “ … “ BLOODY HELL”.

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

4/08/21

🏰🏰🏰👑👑👑THANK YOU DEAR WINDSOR ANON……I SEE YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY MORNING MOOD PEER GYNT BACK INTO THE VIGNETTE. I TAKE THAT AS A PERSONAL GIFT FROM YOU AS I HAVE USED IT NUMEROUS TIMES IN THE HUNDREDS OF VIGNETTES I HAVE DONE BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT MUSIC.💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂💜💜💜💜💜

APRIL 8/2021

VIGNETTE #71

ALAS PEACE AND SERENITY HAS RETURNED TO WINDSOR CASTLE 🏰. HIMSELF IS DISCUSSING THE ‘CHARLOTTE💜👧💜 CRISIS WITH SYDNEY. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. VISIBLY MORE RELAXED AND ‘ENJOYING’ HIS 🍵 TEA, HE SAYS 🗣, OH SYDNEY THANK GOODNESS HERSELF HAS BRILLIANTLY IN A MASTER STROKE OF PERSONAL DIPLOMACY HAS SOLVED THE ‘CHARLOTTE DRAMA 🎭’😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. TOP HO, BRILLIANT IS MY SAUSAGE I MUST SAY!! SYDNEY REPLIES AS PER USUAL, OK KIDS EVERYONE SAYS IT ON THE COUNT OF THREE. READY? 1! 2! 3! INDUBITABLY SIR!🤣🤣🤣😂😂ONE CAN NOW RELISH TIME BY THE FIRESIDE 🔥 SITTING AND ENJOYING THE COMFORT OF A GOOD BOOK. BLOODY RIGHT SYDNEY, I AM READING PIERS MORGAN’S STELLAR BOOK 📚 ENTITLED WAKE UP! I GOT A USED HARDBACK 📚 📖 FOR A STEAL ON EBAY!!😁😁😁😁 AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT INSOMNIA BUT THEN READING IT, IT IS ABOUT SOME HAVING MENTAL INSOMNIA.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. HIMSELF CONTINUES 🗣, EXACTLY SYDNEY, NO TERRIBLY LOVEABLE TRIO AKA TERRIBLE TRIO DEPENDING ON THE DAY💜👧💜👶💜👦💜, ON THE BIG SCREEN 📺. AAHHHH THE DOLCET NOTES 🎼 🎶 🎵 OF PEER GYNT….🎼 🎶 🎵. HIMSELF JUST CANNOT, DESPITE HIS GREATEST MONUMENTAL EFFORTS STOMACHE ANYMORE OF THAT HORRID GREEN TEA 🍵. (💜I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR SIR IT IS HORRIBLE AND DRIES THE INSIDE OF ONE’S MOUTH TERRIBLY.💜)HIMSELF, IS NOW TAPPING HIS FINGERS ON HIS TUMMY AS HE DOES, HAS PUT HIS BOOK DOWN. SYDNEY JUST KNOWS 💭 💡 WHAT HE IS THINKING 🤨 💭 🤔 AND WHAT WILL COME NEXT. HIMSELF SAYS 🗣, SYDNEY, OLD CHUM, I DO BELIEVE A ‘MEDICINAL REMEDY’ IS ON THE HORIZON. WHAT SAY 🗣 YOU SYDNEY? AKA BODDIES 🍺OR 🥃. SIR, I KNOW YOU BELIEVE THE ISSUE WAS BRILLIANTLY DIPLOMATICALLY HANDLED, BUT BUT …HIMSELF YELLS😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 BUT WHAT SYDNEY?? I THINK WE HAVE YET ANOTHER WEE PROBLEM WITH YOUNG PRINCESS 👸 CHARLOTTE. SYDNEY FIGURES BEST TO RIP THE BANDAID OFF QUICKLY, SO TO SPEAK, SHE WANTS A HORSE 🐎 AND NOT A PONY. YOUNG MISS CHARLOTTE SAYS PONIES ARE FOR BABIES AND SHE IS NOT A BABY. SHE IS MOST OBSTINATE, WILLFUL, AND FORGIVE ME SIR, STUBBORN EVEN WITH HERSELF. HIMSELF FULLY RILED🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡NOW, THE PEER GYNT 🎵🎼🎶MOOD VANISHED ..UP IN SMOKE…BLOODY HELL, WHERE DOES SHE GET THIS FROM? NO ONE IN OUR FAMILY IS STUBBORN, OBSTINATE, FULL OF WILD IDEAS AND SO ON AND SO FORTH……..SYDNEY QUIETLY MURMURS, HMM I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WENT TO A BOXING MATCH, ESCAPED HOSPITAL IN A SIDE CAR AND HAD TO DEAL WITH THE WRATH OF NURSE PG……HIMSELF YELLS😡😡😡😡SYDNEY WHAT ARE YOU MUTTERING THERE. SYDNEY REPLIES, NOTHING SIR NOTHING😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…..TO BE CONTINUED……….

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES 

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

4/08/21

Thank you PG!  You keep us laughing....great job!😊💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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[paninisitalian]

Rob’s famous Sicilian square pie feature alert! Thick crust Sicilian, tomato sauce, mozzarella, cup and char pepperoni, homemade Calabrese sausage, and spicy olive oil drizzle! In other news, today is also Thursday so that means arancini! All available online or in store! 🔥🔥❤️❤️🙏🙏 (at Panini's Italian Cucina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdL7eZxP4PT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[flaminjoeuk]

First 'day off' since July! Been looking forward to a breakfast and this hit the spot 🔥🍳🥓❤️ #breakfast #food #foodie #foodporn #instafood #lunch #healthyfood #yummy #foodphotography #delicious #dinner #brunch #coffee #foodblogger #foodstagram #instagood #bakedbeans #homemade #breakfastideas #love #foodlover #goodmorning #healthylifestyle #tasty #bacon #morning #foodgasm #sausage #eggs #ukbbq (at Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWQW1xfojuz/?utm_medium=tumblr

[hungryhugh]

South Carolina BBQ just hits different! 🤤🔥🙌🏼 Check out this BBQ Platter and Brisket Sandwich! 👌🏼😬 ✌🏼 ‼️ Support your local restaurants by ordering food for pick-up or delivery! You’ll help the restaurant and their staff during this unprecedented time. Please stay healthy and safe! 🙏🏼❤️ Follow @hungryhugh for more food! 🙌🏼 🐮 🍴: Family Platter & Chopped Prime Brisket Sandwich 👉🏼: @swigswinebbq 📍: Swig & Swine, 1217 Savannah Hwy, Charleston, SC 29407 🐷 @swigswinebbq’s FAMILY PLATTER & CHOPPED PRIME BRISKET SANDWICH is beyond word! 😱 The BBQ Platter is loaded up with Pulled Pork, Prime Beef Brisket, Smoked Turkey, Smoked Pork Belly, Housemade Sausage, Ribs & Chicken Wings! 🐮🐷🐔 You can get three sides and the side are Greens, Coleslaw and Pickled Vegetables! 🙌🏼 . . . . . . . . #hungryhugh #foodbeast #foodie #EEEEEATS #infatuation #tryitordiet #eater #fitfam #charlestonfood #zagat #asian #carolinabbq #thrillist #cheese #collardgreens #frenchfries #fries #potatosalad #macncheese #sausage #porkbelly #southcarolinabbq #bbqsandwich #sandwich #pulledpork #brisket #turkey #barbecue #bbq #charleston (at Swig & Swine) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVUF8nfFVsT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[rosedosed]

80: are you from the South? 102: favourite ke$ha song? Love you bbyyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ you are fire, my dear grill, where sausages go to buuurn 🔥🔥🔥

BABY GRILLL, I LOOVE YOU 💖🌭~

80. Are you from the south?South of the Netherlands yeah! Brabant’s GREAT. DESPITE WHAT ANYONE FROM THE RANDSTAD MAY TELL YOU.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOOO-O-O-O-O-OH-OH-OWWWW

[deliriumxtrigger]

I seriously forgot how obnoxiously long my torso is until I start losing weight and then I’m like whyyyyyy. I have sausage legs that I work to death to get definition in and a string bean torso. Wooohooooo. I love my arms though 🔥🔥❤️❤️. YouTube video coming at you guys, and I will still be doing a prep series. I am so excited for this stuffssss. Feeling leaner but no weight has dropped as of yet not even stressing it so early and with macros still fairly high. #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #fitness #youtube #lizzylifts #gainz #legday #lululemon #fitness #happy #healthy #tattedgirls #tattoos #thick #thickfit (at East Stroudsburg University)

[skippyv20]

🏰🏰🎩🎩🍺🍺 WINDSOR ANON AND PG🙂🙂🙂🙂💜💜💜💜💜💜

Windsor Anon

WINDSOR ANON 🏰🏰🎩🎩🍺🍺 … “ Sydney,Sydney, the Grand master of firelighters is bestowing on Himself the Honourable medal 🏅 of spontaneous combustion” … “such an honour sir, um ‘ er ‘ it looks like Herself is approaching and not in a convivial manner sir” …” PHILIP , PHILIP!! , one must protest as to the volume of This inebriated rabble “ … “ but ones just about to receive an accolade “ … “ Hmppppp!! Load of rubbish, Mary ‘ we shall retire, PHILIP,keep the bagpipes down “ … “ yes sausage “.

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

2/15/21

💜💜💜💜💜🙂🙂🙂🙂THANK YOU DEAR WINDSOR ANON🙂🙂🙂🙂💜💜💜💜

FEBRUARY 15/2021

VIGNETTE #57

WE CONTINUE WITH THE KAFUFFLE IN THE GREAT HALL. KIDS, I MEAN NO DISRESPECT, BUT THE THING THAT KEEPS COMING TO MY MIND IS THE FLINTSTONES CARTOON. FRED AND BARNEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE LOYAL BROTHERHOOD OF THE WATER BUFFALO 🐃.THEY WEAR THESE GIANT  HEADDRESSES. IT IS BASICALLY MEN GETTING TOGETHER FOR REFRESHMENTS 🍻 🥃  🍹🍸🥂🍺🍾. AND CIGARS, no emoji😟 CIGARETTES 🚬AND CHATTING. 🗣 HIMSELF IS HOSTING JUST SUCH AN EVENT IN THE GREAT HALL AT WINDSOR 🏰. IT IS A LOUD BOISTEROUS FUN AFFAIR. HIMSELF ALL KITTED OUT, HEADDRESS WITH FUR AND HORNS ON HIS HEAD, ON EACH HORN IS HOOKED A FIRELIGHTER, JUST AS THEY USED TO START  THE FIRE 🔥 EARLIER. NOW I SAY  AGAIN, IF THIS IS NOT AN EXPLOSIVE 🧨I DO NOT KNOW OF ANY😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. FUNNY THEY WERE NOT THERE EARLIER BUT AFTER A FEW REFRESHMENTS HAD THEY WERE SUDDENLY ON THERE.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣.HIMSELF, RAPIDLY APPROACHES SYDNEY, SYDNEY, SYDNEY, HE SAYS EXCITEDLY🗣, THE GRAND MASTER OF FIRELIGHTERS 🔥 NOT FIREFIGHTERS BUT I AM CERTAIN THEY HAVE A GUILD AS WELL! HE CONTINUES, HE IS BESTOWING ON HIMSELF THE HONOURABLE MEDAL OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION 🏅. HA HA I HAD NOT READ THAT TILL NOW😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 WITH TWO FIRELIGHTERS IN HIS HEADDRESS,  NO DOUBT SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION MEDAL 🏅 IS WELL DESERVED. SYDNEY REPLIES, 🗣 OH MY THAT IS SUCH AN HONOUR SIR. SYDNEY THEN NOTICES THE ARRIVAL OF HERSELF AND MARY, AS PLOTTED YESTERDAY. SIR!! SYDNEY SAYS URGENTLY, SIR ‘ER IT LOKS LIKE HERSELF IS APPROACHING AND MOST DEFINITELY NOT IN A CONVIVIAL MANNER SIR! AKA SHE IS NOT A HAPPY BUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣AS LOUDLY HERSELF NEEDS TO 🗣, AND CONSIDERING THE ROOM FELL SILENT UPON HER ARRIVAL, SHE SAYS PHILIP, PHILIP!!ONE MUST PROTEST AS TO THE VOLUME 🤫🤫OF THE INEBRIATED RABBLE!!!😮😮😮😮. HIMSELF, NOW WITH SADDEST PUPPY DOG EYES, 👀. FOCUSED ON HIS ACCOLADE AND THE FUN HE IS HAVING, HE EXPLAINS, OR TRIES TO. BUT, BUT, BUT ONE’S JUST ABOUT TO RECEIVE AN ACCOLADE. HERSELF TILTS 🤔 HER HEAD, SCANS THE ROOM, HMMPPPPPP!!! LOAD OF RUBBISH, MARY, WE SHALL RETIRE. PHILIP, KEEP THE BAGPIPES DOWN!!AS HE ALWAYS DOES WHEN IN TROUBLE, HE USES HIS PET NANES FOR HMTQ , YES SAUSAGE. HERSELF AND MARY EXIT THE ROOM LEAVING THE LOT OF THEM AT LOSS FOR WHAT TO DO. HIMSELF IS NOT ABOUT TO MISS ANY ACCOLADES SO 😁😁😁😁…………TO BE CONTINUED………

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

2/15/21

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

Wonderful!  So much fun, and kudos for the fancy emojis!  You are stepping up your game!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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💜💜💜💜💜😊😊😊😊SANDRINGHAM ANON AND PG😊😊😊😊😊💜💜💜💜💜

Sandringham Anon and PG💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Monday November 02/20

💜💜💜💜🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈THANK YOU DEAR SANDRINGHAM ANON🌈🌈🌈🌈💜💜💜💜

NOVEMBER 3/2020

VIGNETTE #28

WHAT A DAY, ☀️WHAT A DAY, ☀️WHAT A MARVELLOUS EPIC 😁😁DAY 🛳 🎣🐠 🐟👧👦 📱👮👮🏻‍♂️👮‍♀️💂🏼‍♀️💂🏼💂🏻‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🕵️🕵️‍♀️🚙🚗☺️☺️😊😊☺️☺️IT WAS, HIMSELF PONDERING THE NEW MEMORIES MADE 💭 🤔 😊AND SAYING 🗣 THIS ALOUD.  HE IS VERY COMFY NOW IN HIS COZY LOUNGING CLOTHES OF GREY-SILVER VELVET, MATCHING SLIPPERS, ENJOYING THE 🔥 WARM FIREPLACE AND A SOOTHING REFRESHMENT 🥃🍻🍺🥃IN THE COZY SITTING ROOM. HERSELF IS WITH HIM, THEY HAVE THE TELEVISION 📺ON WITH SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH’S NEW 🎞 🎥 A LIFE ON OUR PLANET 🌏 🌎 🌍READY TO PLAY. HERSELF IS ENJOYING HER FAVOURITE REFRESHMENT, GIN AND DUBONNET 🍸DRESSED IS GORGEOUS DEEP PURPLE VELVET LOUNGE SET AND MONOGRAMMED ER II, ALONG WITH EXACTLY MATCHING VELVET SLIPPERS. PURPLE IS A VERY ROYAL 👑COLOUR AND I ALWAYS PICTURE  HER THUSLY! PLUS, TIS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR FOR ONE OF MY VERY FAVOURITE PEOPLE.😊💜💜💜. HERSELF THINKING 💭, HOW BLESSED THE DAY WAS. SHE WAS WITH WILLIAM 👩🏻👨AND CATHERINE AND LOVELY WEE BONNIE PRINCE LOUIS 👶WHO SPOKE ENDLESSLY OF AMIMALS.🐋🦓🦧🦗🦋🐼🐼🐼🐼🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🐎🐎🐎🐎☺️☺️☺️☺️ THEY ALL AS WELL, CREATED PRECIOUS NEW MEMORIES.😊😊😊HERSELF 🗣 SAYS TO HIMSELF, IT WAS MOST COMFORTING TO SEE SECURITY 💂🏼💂🏻‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🕵️🕵️‍♀️👮‍♀️👮🏻‍♂️👮(I KNOW THEY WERE PLAIN CLOTHED BUT I THINK THE EMOJIS MAKE IT MORE FUN..BY THE WAY, WHERE IS JGEMOJI, SHE HAS NOT BEEN AROUND FOR AGES??L OOPS BACK TO THE VIGNETTE NOW), SECURITY DRIVE 🚗 🚙 YOU ALL? (YOU ALL? THAT IS VERY EXTREMELY AMERICAN SOUNDING GRAMMAR HMMMM🤔🤔🤔😉 😉 😉) IT WAS VERY COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT SECURITY TOOK CHARGE OF DRIVING AND TRANSPORTATION FOR THE ADVENTURE TO 🦀 CROMER 🦀PHILIP.💜💜😊😊💜💜HIMSELF SMILES REPLYING, YES SAUSAGE, THEN CHANGING TOPIC TO ENQUIRE OF HER, DID ONE GET A CHANCE( DOES HIMSELF CALL HER ONE WHEN THEY ARE ALONE??🤔🤔🤔🤔)TO VIEW 👦GEORGES 📱 IPHONE TO WATCH ALL THE DRAMA AKA POOR SYDNEY’ ‘ADVENTURES’? YES PHILIP, A SOFT CHUCKLE FURTHER SAYING ONE SENT SYDNEY A QUILTED SILK HOUSE JACKET 🧥 TO KEEP HIM WARM. (THAT WAS EXCEEDINGLY SWEET MA’AM☺️☺️☺️). JUST AS HERSELF, SYDNEY ENTERED THE SITTING ROOM, HIMSELF LAUGHS  😆 GENTLY, SMILES 😊AND SAYS, TALK OF THE DEVIL, AN OLD PHRASE MEANING CONVERSATION ABOUT A PERSON OR THING IS ON AND THAT PERSON OR THING APPEARS, LIKE SYDNEY ENTERING THE ROOM. HIMSELF CONTINUES WITH A 😃 CHEERFUL, WHAT HO SYDNEY, OLD CHAP, YOU 👀LOOK VERY DAPPER AKA ELEGANT IN YOUR VERY NICE HOUSE JACKET. SYDNEY SMILES, 😊😊, REPLYING YES SIR. TURNING TOWARDS HER MAJESTY, SYDNEY BOWS AND STATES I AM VERY GRATEFUL MA’AM. I AM THINKING GRATEFUL FOR THE HOUSE 🏡 JACKET 🧥 BUT ALSO, ALL OF THEM EXCEEDINGLY GRATEFUL THAN NO HARM CAME TO DEAR SYDNEY. 🙏🏻 🙏🏻💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻. SHE REPLIES, WELL YOU ARE VERY WELCOME SYDNEY, RECOVERED AND REFRESHED. HIMSELF, TRUE TO FORM, SAYS TALKING 🗣 OF REFRESHMENTS 🍸🥃🍻🍺🥃🍸🍸🥃🍺🍻🍺🍸🥃SYDNEY…….MEANING IT IS TIME FOR A TOP UP OF THEIRS AND ONE FOR SYDNEY AS THEY WATCH THE NEW FILM 🎥 🎞 ……TO BE CONTINUED…….

DONE WITH THE GREATEST OF LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

Excellent!  Thank you PG😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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💜💜💜💜💜WINDSOR ANON 🏰🏰🍁🍁🌳🌳AND PG💜💜💜💜💜💜

WINDSOR ANON and PG💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

WINDSOR ANON 🏰🏰🍁🍁🌳🌳AND PG……” back to Windsor for Christmas sausage “ … “yerrrs Philip , it’s a tad warmer now we have central heating in our apartments “ …” I think the chef is celebrating ones return with his signature Brown Windsor soup tonight with sea bass to follow” … “ ones invited Zara and Mike to dine with us tonight , Mike’s brought the cd of the gathering of unhappy people to comment on after. “ …… “ I’ll ask Sydney to make sure nobody is ear-wigging” …… “ quiet right Philip

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

Tuesday November 03/20

🏰🏰🍁🍁🌳🌳THANK YOU DEAR WINDSOR ANON 🏰🏰🍁🍁🌳🌳

NOVEMBER 3/2020

VIGNETTE #29

ALL THE PACKING UP, 🧳 📦 🧳 📦 🧳 📦 CLOTHES, FORMAL, INFORMAL, DAY, EVENING AND NIGHT, AND ALL THE NECESSARY ACCOUTREMENTS IS A MONUMENTAL TASK. CHEERS AND MUCH GRATITUDE FROM 💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻PG🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜 TO ALL WHO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. THIS MOMENT I WISH TO SINGLE OUT, ANGELA KELLY FOR HER EXEMPLARY 🏅 SERVICE. GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR YEARS OF LOYALTY AND SERVICE. THE TRAIN 🚞 🚊 🚂 TRIP WAS UNEVENTFUL BUT ALWAYS SO ENJOYABLE SEEING THE BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 COUNTRYSIDE.🦆🦅🦉🐺🐴🐑🐏🐇🕊🐓🦚🦢🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥(I KNOW THERE ARE NO WILD SLOTHS 🦥🦥🦥🦥ROAMING SLOWLY AROUND ENGLAND, BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM 🤔 💭 🛌 AND ITS MY STORY 📖 SO I CAN MAKE IT SO😁😁🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🐿🦔🐁). TIS A VERY BITTERSWEET JOURNEY FOR BOTH HERSELF AND HIMSELF. 😞GLAD AS THEY ARE TO BE TOGETHER, IT JUST REINFORCES CHRISTMAS 🎄❄️☃️❄️🎄WILL NOT BE AT SANDRINGHAM BUT AT WINDSOR 🏰 INSTEAD DUE TO THE LOCKDOWN NECESSITIES IMPOSED. HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO SEE IF l  CAN TAKE SOME ARTISTIC LICENSE AND WRITE 📖A SANDRINGHAM CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄FOR HER MAJESTY AND HIMSELF.💜💜💜😊💜💜💜. ALL SETTLED IN, THE DARLING DUO, YEP THAT IS MY NEW NAME FOR HER MAJESTY AND HIMSELF💜💜😊💜💜. COMFORTABLY SEATED IN THE SITTING ROOM, HIMSELF SAYS, AHH BACK TO WINDSOR 🏰, 🎄❄️☃️❄️⛄️🎄❄️☃️❄️⛄️🎄 FOR CHRISTMAS 🎄❄️☃️❄️⛄️🎄❄️☃️❄️⛄️🎄, EH SAUSAGE?. NOT SO MUCH A QUESTION AS A STATEMENT. HERSELF, FEELING VERY COZY🥰🥰🥰 WITH A LOVELY PURPLE💜💜💜 AND HEATHER GREY WARM CARDIGAN SWEATER ON 🧶🧶(NO SWEATER EMOJI, RED YARN IS THE CLOSEST!🤣🤣🤣😂😂) STATES, YERRRS PHILIP, IT IS A TAD WARMER NOW WE HAVE CENTRAL HEATING 🔥 IN OUR APARTMENTS. HIMSELF, ALWAYS EAGER TO KNOW THE MENU, 🥘 🍽 🍜 🍲 🥣, TAPS HIS TUMMY WITH THE USUAL FINGERS AS HE SAYS, SMILING BROADLY, 😃, I THINK CHEF IS CELEBRATING YOUR RETURN 🥬 CABBAGE. CHEF IS MAKING(OK THIS IS NEW, YESTERDAY AND TODAY, WHAT IS THE DEAL? PHILIP HAS NEVER CALLED HERSELF ONE WHEN THEY ARE ALONE!!??) HIS SIGNATURE BROWN WINDSOR SOUP TONIGHT WITH SEA BASS 🐠 🐟 TO FOLLOW. RIDDLE CLUE HIDDEN, DO YOU KIDS KNOW WHAT WINDSOR BROWN SOUP IS?? IF NOT I SHALL ENLIGHTEN YOU. 😊FOR THOSE IN NORTH AMERICA THINK OF IT AS A VICTORIAN VERSION OF HAMBURGER HELPER🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂EXCEPT IN A SOUP. WIKIPEDIA, I SHAN’T RETYPE IT IN ALL CAPS. HEY THAT REMINDS ME, WHY ON EARTH AM I NOT USING THE AUDIO DICTATE SOFTWARE AAAHHHHHH MY BRAIN😫😫😫😫😫😫😩😠😩! Windsor soup or Brown Windsor Soup is a British soup that was popular during the Victorian and Edwardian eras.The practice of calling it ‘Brown Windsor’ did not emerge until at least the 1920s, and was usually associated with low-quality brown soup of uncertain ingredients. Although originally an elegant recipe among famous chefs of the 19th century, the 'Brown Windsor’ variety became an institutional gruel that gained a reputation as indicative of bad English food during the mid-20th century and a later source of jokes, myths and legends. BACK TO OUR STORY, HERSELF REPLIES TO HIMSELF, ONE HAS INVITED ZARA 👩🏼AND MIKE , (SORRY THERE IS NO EMOJI EVEN CLOSE, APPLE YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY DIVERSIFY YOUR FACE EMOJIS😡😡😡)TO DINE 🍽 WITH US TONIGHT. MIKE IS BRINGING THE DVD OF THE GATHERING OF UNHAPPY PEOPLE TO COMMENT AFTER.🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴🥴🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳(WHAT? WHAT? , THAT IS ME, PG, SCREAMING WHAT WHAT WITH A FEW COLOURFUL ADJECTIVES THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂I WANT TO COMMENT MA’AM, MAY I PLEASE, PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE BUT I CANNOT BEAR WATCHING THAT HORROR SHOW AGAIN😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!) (HAVE YOU KIDS NOTICED THAT I HAVE HIJACKED THIS STORY AND IT IS ALL ME🤣🤣🤣😂😂, YEP PG IS HEPPED UP ON THE STARBUCKS PIKE’S PEAK ☕️ AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂) HIMSELF SAYS, I SHALL ASK SYDNEY TO MAKE SURE NOBODY IS 👂 EAR-WIGGING! (BLOODY BRILLIANT REFERENCE TO RUMOURS OF MADAM PLANTING BUGS OR LISTENING DEVICES IN ROYAL  PLACES!! RUMOURS ALSO ALONG WITH MANY PHOTOS APPEARING SHE IS ELECTRONICALLY WIRED UP) EAR 👂WIGGING =ANY SORT OF EAVESDROPPING!! HERSELF REPLIES, BASED ON HER EXPERIENCE, QUITE RIGHT PHILIP! TO BE CONTINUED…………I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE WHAT COMES NEXT😮😮😮😮😮

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

Very interesting.....thank you...great job😊😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

“gathering of unhappy people”.....I always refused to call it a wedding....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂