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Pushing propaganda for my big beefy dom bottom/smaller sub top agenda in the form of:
Scrawny Virgin Nerd Post Phalloplasty Transmasc NB Reader/Their Cis Gymbro Bestie Who's Like Twice Their size.
And the Gymbro wants to set them up with some hot chicks but beforehand offers to teach them how to "use that dick of theirs properly" because "hey man it's my reputation on the line if one of my boys doesn't know how to slay puss right!". How does he do this? Why by riding that Nerd's big phallo dick of course! But oh no turns out this Nerd has shit sexual stamina and nuts pretty fast, but never fear Gymbro will continue the Nerd's "training" until they've got the technique and stamina down to the Gymbro's satisfaction...turns out this training will go on for a while...
All characters are 21+ years old
#saucy posting#ayo speaks#ayo writes#transmasc top#transmasc top reader#trans top/cis bottom#small top/big bottom#sub top reader#top reader#nblm smut#just bros being bros yep no deeper meaning to this at all nope!#first original piece even if it's Bearley a drabble i still put something out there
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REAL packer play is so underrepresented I've literally only seen two instances of it 😔
as t4t and trans centric trans writers i think we need to include more packer praise/worship in our works because there is something so undeniably hot about your packer being groped and stroked and also customizing how big you want your bulge to sit in your pants and rubbing it against someone’s thigh or god forbid have it sucked
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#haven't posted in a while so here are a couple saucy shots#hoping tumblr doesn't compress them to the hells and back#i was in a mood#and that mood was to make my tavsona peg him <3#astarion#bg3#virtual photography#i guess LOL#my screenshots#astarion ancunin
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Okay I can’t exactly crop this one with much grace, but I sure did have fun with it! Octopi are just delightfully crinkly, I can only hope to really capture it some day
#art#saucy crop#that might be a good tag for these….I keep saying I won’t cross post but then I keep liking how they come out too much#mermaid#technically a merman#specialized arm and all
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he's a menace. a flirty menace.
(i sorta mixed the deer monster idea with the krampus suggestions, though he looks more like a goat. fraulein here gets to deal with him showing up at her house just before Christmas every year just to pester her.)
#click for quality cause mobile is stupid#monster boyfriend#exophilia#krampus#merry crisis yall#did you guys know that krampus is a ladies man#look up vintage krampus post cards#mans has got a gal for every day of the week#and some of em get kinda saucy#cant imagine sending some of those
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here’s my hot take of the night:
the e-temples that have been cropping up lately are cool, and im glad to see people making specific spaces to come together to worship. that’s awesome! i’m very here for that as a concept. i love nothing more than to see the theoi get the praise they deserve.
that being said, i am very wary about the amount of people i have seen calling themselves priests/priestesses lately. not even just in the e-temples! ive seen multiple people in the tags who have in their bio “priest(ess) of [deity].” i realize most people probably don’t mean harm by it, but it gets under my skin. to call yourself clergy implies a specific level of knowledge and experience with a religion (which isn’t my business to get involved in your praxis like that, that’s personal unless you wanna share it), but more importantly, official recognition by an established institution. there are not that many of these (that i am aware of) for hellenic polytheism. calling yourself clergy is simply that — calling yourself that. there’s no backing for it, and it genuinely concerns me.
we as the polytheist community talk a lot about harmful practices in spirituality, things like spiritual psychosis or cultural appropriation, which are important topics to discuss. it’s been said before and i’ll say again — people claiming to be spiritual authorities of some kind without any kind of proof can be very dangerous. i don’t assume anyone has bad intentions. i give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that everyone is just trying to help other people worship. but it doesn’t change the fact that calling yourself a priest(ess) will make impressionable or unsure people look up to you, and that is a hell of a lot of responsibility. i am concerned that there are minors running these kinds of blogs. that’s a lot of pressure on someone’s shoulders, especially to put on someone who is still growing up and developing their research and critical thinking skills. i don’t want to gatekeep or anything like that. im very glad to see minors having really good experiences with their faith, that they’re excited to share it with others. but it just concerns me.
im certainly not as experienced as other practitioners on this site, having had about two years of experience at this point, but i am very wary of anyone who claims to be any kind of authority on anything unless you can back it up. regardless of if your blog says that you’re not an authority, calling yourself clergy of any kind implies that. people will take it that way. it inherently implies a level of authority, knowledge, and experience on a particular subject, which is usually backed up by having an official institution that recognizes you.
perhaps this is a little callous of me, but in the same way that when someone makes a claim about the theoi academically, i expect them to have sources to prove it, i expect clergy to have some kind of proof of their authority. otherwise, what are you doing that’s different than any other tumblr blog?
to be clear, i don’t have an issue with these devotional spaces. i simply take an issue with people referring to themselves as clergy when that is a particular term with a particular context and a particular implication. words have power. i earnestly think if people just called themselves something like ‘stewards’ of a particular temple, i wouldn’t be so bothered by it. or just call yourself a devotee of a particular god. ultimately, at the end of the day, the words we use have power and implications, and that has to be acknowledged and respected. send tweet
#helpol#hellenic polytheism#my posts#i might delete this later. idk. im feeling saucy tonight.#i think i need to be more on the hard recon side of helpol tumblr but most of those blogs post pretty infrequently unfortunately#which im guilty of too because i dont make original content often#but whateva#im just kvetching at this point#i should make a tag for that#kvetching tag
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I definitely need more robstar doodles based off touch this fic is so good and whoever recommended it deserves props and of course kryalla who wrote it thank u so much I adored it
The fact that looking at ff.net the original touch series is a trilogy which is crazy im definitely reading those next I can’t get enough of robstar I love them sm I live for robstar and dickory content in any form
All I have left are two sketches with one being my #1 moment
We know which one. if you read it. if only that scene lasted a few moments more sobs
#if i had a nickel for every time i drew star/kory about to/biting dick's neck#i would have 2 nickels#which isnt a lot but#ANYWAYS#thinking to my silly vampire!starfire concept art i got#hmhmmh do i post that#but thats saucy so#punni talks#punnifulart#robstar#dickkory
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Real talk but is there anyone on here that writes top transmascs/NBs with phalloplasty?? Preferably top reader but I'll take bottom reader if the character topping has had bottom surgery.
Or metoidioplasty too!
#ayo speaks#bitter peachy#saucy posting#top reader#transmasc top reader#transmasc top#ayo's reblogs#top male reader#top ftm reader#male reader#bottom male character#am i gonna have to feed myself and start writing???
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Eddie likes making Steve alphabet soup so he can spell out cute (and sometimes saucy) messages for him. Except, a lot of the time, he gets hungry while he’s pasta-writing so Steve ends up with a bowl that tells him “I ove ou” or “yo ave ice ass” but, honestly, as much as Steve might gently tease Eddie for not being able to wait to eat his own food, he always looks forward to ‘decoding’ the messages
#steddie#Steve x eddie#honestly this works the other way around too 🤣#Steddie headcanons#also saucy is an intentional pun#i tried to think of more creative messages but my mind blanked#pizzaqueentxt#now that I’ve posted this I feel like i saw another post ages ago that was similar or maybe art??? :/
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I have another AU idea where Kim has an OnlyFans, where he posts purely official WIK content. It drives his fans absolutely insane
#cookie speaks#every day Kim is like#i could do the funniest thing ever#he sometimes posts things that are just a liiittle saucy#always with plausible deniability#but chay just KnowsTM#someday#WIK is gonna come off the leash#and start getting nasty on main#and he's going to be a loyal subscriber until that day finally comes
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Sketch dump because i draw them a lot
#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#human!john doe#im not taggi g the rest cause they are all in like one sketch each#jarthur#private eyes#my art#i am not posting the really saucy stuff on my public blog sorry lol
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House felt Wilson’s light laugh. It vibrated through Wilson’s chest and into House’s shoulder, ending in an exhale against his neck. House barely repressed a shiver. “I really thought you’d given up this freaky little fetish,” House said. “I’ve been into the hug-stuff my whole life. Not stopping now.” “And you won’t rest until you’ve dragged the rest of us down with you and your vile habit.” “Exactly. Now, what were you going to tell me about protease inhibitors?” - Experimental Procedures by ORiley42 on Ao3
silly image I made of a bit from one of my absolute favorite house fics, Experimental Procedures by @oriley42. go read it it's fucking phenomenal
#house md#house md fanart#hate crimes md#greg house#house#james wilson#wilson#hilson#house x wilson#oriley42#slugs art#slugs posts#fanart#also I roughed out a. saucy comic of a different scene today#I love this fic a lot and I have several ideas for other images to make. many of them Horney. hehe
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heres the next thing im working on!! the idea is that theyre having their own book club meeting and sharing ideas and analyses and what not... and then they lock eyes and realize they want each other so bad LMFAO
#gale is chuckling and cackling at astarion's saucy comments about the plot#astarion is rolling his eyes at gale's wishful thinking and many many theories abt whats going to happen next#wip#doodles#bloodweave#astarion#gale of waterdeep#bg3#that post thats like 'babe what if we were narrative foils' yeah eyah yehayeyeh
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we need simon, lori, and sajan back. kon & his smallville crew are representation for gay teenagers in small towns who go hang out together at walmart because what else is there to do in your small town. we need them back
#rimi talks#also we need them back bc kon! loves! smallville!#''we need them back'' i say as if i like literally any post-flashpoint kon comics 😔 but listen. the smallville squad are IMPORTANT#when theyre feeling Saucy they go one town over to hang out at TARGET.#there's like one (1) shopping mall in driving distance and it's like 40 minutes away but sometimes they go there even tho its tiny#just to wander around and occasionally ride the kiddie carousel by the food court. all of them hit their heads on it every time.#<- can you tell ive done this with my gay teenager in a small town friends back when i was in high school sjkdfh#kon#simon#lori#sajan
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patrick stump appreciation post ✧ 15/∞ [✘]
#the first gif would be the start of that 'do you ever look at someone and wonder whats going on in their head' video format#then cut to him doing stupid and chaotic things plus all his saucy little dance moves#my gifs#fall out boy#patrick stump#patrick stump appreciation post#i want to smooch him badly
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also these lol. 5 more to go!!!
#art#zip's fanart#One Piece#Spandam#Rob Lucci#Fukurou#cw suggestive#cw nudity#sorry for posting saucy Spandam pics (it will happen again)
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