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#black and white#bw#bw photography#bw aesthetic#bar#night out#saturday night out#going out#gig#guitar#music#beer#guinness#relaxmode#relaxtime#relaxing#guitar aesthetic#playing guitar#black and white aesthetic#music aesthetic#musicians#aestethic#bar aesthetic
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#friendship#friends#night out#out out#all black outfit#blondesdoitbetter#blondes#alcohol#margaritas#winetime#wine#leather jacket#winter#bar#south africa#cape town#saturday night out
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Grabbed a kfc, as I was doing this I bumped into 2 friends and ended up on a night out, woke up to the kfc on the side, wearing unmatching pjs, I went to bed in matching pjs so I don’t know what I’ve done 😂
#fun night#night out#unexpected#alcohol#drinks#kfc#weekend#saturday night out#friends#summer#feeling it#great night#making memories
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JACOB ELORDI Saturday Night Live - Jan. 20, 2024
#jacob elordi#jelordiedit#jacobelordiedit#snl#snledit#saturday night live#saltburn#dailymenedit#flawlessgentlemen#nessa007#gaybuckybarnes#mancandykings#*gifs#i'm sorry but 'yeah i was the one in the grave' took me out
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I was going to file my taxes today. Oops
#procreate#digital illustration#comic#character#pedro pascal#snl#protective mom#Asian American artist#illustration#TLOU#Joel#I just watched episode 7 last night and bawled my eyes out#tlou series#joel miller#portrait#funny#saturday night live#the mandalorian
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Head empty, only thinking about Ultra Protective Big Brother Mario at all times and how ever since he was a literal baby who just learned to walk, his first, strongest instinct, as unthinking and instantaneous as a reflex, as breathing, has been to position himself in between Luigi and the slightest hint of danger with absolutely ZERO hesitation
(Their expressions are EXACTLY the same in the 1st and 3rd image!!!! Some things never change!!!! LOOK HOW HARD I CAN CRY!!!!!)
#mario movie#mario movie spoilers#super mario bros movie#super mario bros movie spoilers#cherrysip edits#other people: what was the point of the dog scene#me: HOW DARE YOU I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH MORE PROTECTIVE MARIO#one thing i noticed when i saw it on saturday night is that mario and luigi don't dive away when the dog first pounces#mario purposefully SHOVES luigi out of harm's way and only stumbles back because of the force of the push#HE IS JUST SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY FOCUSED ON LUIGI'S SAFETY AND I WEEP AND WEEP#no joke when i was first driving to the movie theater i thought#'i really need there to be a moment where mario holds his arm out in front of luigi protectively. that would prove to me#that the movie is doing them RIGHT'#AND I WAS PLEASED
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sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class
#bakugo#he asks to go out one night and ur like#'i have class ill just skip tho' and he's like. um. actually i don't wanna go out anymore that night lets try saturday#UR SO SEE THROUGH SIR#u tell him u caught a cold and missed two days and he's asking what assignments you missed#you dont want his help bc he's mean but he's trying to help LMFAOOO#this is so funny to me#anyway i was hecka late to class and when i woke up (slept thru my alarm) i texted my friend if it was still worth it to go#and she was just 'yes' GIRL PLEASE#but she bought me starbucks so i forgive her#anyway#good morning !#shii posts#gen
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On my lips right now is a curse that I will release the moment that I die. It will kill Ace if you ever act upon your feelings for each other.
#nancydrewedit#naceedit#ndcentral#userrobin#usergif#userbbelcher#chewieblog#otpsource#cinematv#cinemapix#tvarchive#dailyflicks#nancy drew cw#ace hardy#nancy drew#nace#*mine#*nancy drew#*nace#*gif#worst time to post this on a saturday night but i really like how it turned out#so i'm like a cat putting this on all of your doorsteps in hopes you will trip over it
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So… Arcane.
#Saturdays need to come faster I’m dying out here#I binged the first three episodes with my friends at night and we about died when we got to the end of the third episode#shjsjdjsjdns I love jinx so much#JINX U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS#she’s my favorite war criminal in the show 💖#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#fan art#arcane#league of legends#jinx arcane#jinx#jinx league of legends#my art
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no way i’m posting art
#sampo koski#my art#hsr#been meaning to draw more but i got no motivation#turns out a saturday night is all you need
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If you’re not taking multiple requests from people ignore this but you choose: soul comforting levels of Burt fluff, or soul destroying I am Not In A Good Place and I want Joby Taylor to Wreck Me smut. Or stepping on Riddly Boi.
all of these are great options but I'm in the most fucked up mood and I need joby carnally holy shit
warnings: 18+ ONLY!!!, some dubcon elements, hatesex, choking, dumbification, pretty hardcore degradation, semi-public sex, overstimulation/forced orgasm, hair pulling, unwanted creampie, just fucknastiness and toxic as hell dynamics with a touch of angst at the end
"Where'd all that attitude go, huh? What about all that stuff about how you couldn't fucking stand me, how you never wanted to see me again?"
"Shut up," you hissed, "just shut up and fuck me, please--"
He shook his head, you could feel it against the crook of your neck, and curled his fingers a little more inside you; you whimpered, arching your back up off the dirty wall of the dirty backroom of this dirty bar. Everything about this was dirty, but you didn't care: the muffled, mediocre rock music coming in through the cracks in the door; the sticky floor under your boots; the smell of liquor and cigarettes and rain and desperation.
This was what you craved. This was what you deserved. This was what you always came back to.
"Please," you gasped again, rocking your hips against his hand. He pushed his fingers deeper until you felt one of his rings inside you-- he must've known what that would do to you.
"M'not gonna fuck you yet," he decided, "not until you beg for it."
"Fuck you," you groaned, but to punish you for your insolence he stopped moving his fingers.
You didn't realize how desperate you were, how much you were not in the mood to be trifled with, until he did that. But it fucking pissed you off-- and in a moment of rage you shoved him away roughly, enough to knock him off balance and force his hand out of your panties.
"Don't fucking taunt me, Joby!" you warned him. "I'm not in the mood for that shit."
"Don't fucking push me," he returned with a snarl, pinning you to the wall. "Jesus, you're such a bitch."
"Whatever," you decided as you started to writhe out of his grasp, "fuck this, I'm leaving."
"Like fuck you are," he spat grabbing you and pulling you back towards him, ignoring your yelp of pain. "You wanna play rough? Fine."
This time when he shoved you into the wall again, it was face-first; you barely turned your head in time to keep your nose from getting squished, but he didn't care, he was too busy roughly yanking your panties down to your knees.
His body pressed against yours, keeping you trapped as he quickly opened his belt and jeans. Spitting into his hand and smearing it over his cock, he forced his cock into you in one brutal thrust. When you whimpered in pain and surprise, trying to reach back to push his hip and stop him from going any deeper, he growled and grabbed your hands to pin you to the wall completely. "This is what you fucking wanted," he reminded you, snapping his hips and burying himself into you completely. "This is what you asked me for-- you wanted to get fucked, right?"
He was ruthless as soon as he started moving, of course; hard, fast thrusts that kept knocking you into the wall as you whined.
"You know better, baby," he cooed, lips nearly pressed against your ear as he spoke, hot breaths fanning your skin. "You know this is what you get, what did you expect? You didn't think I was going to be nice, did you?"
Obviously you didn't-- you don't drag Joby Taylor back behind the bar because you want to be treated nice. But as your body finally adjusted to him, you sighed a little and your head fell back because it did feel nice, in its own way.
"This is what you wanted, isn't it?" he pressed. "Say it."
"I-- I wanted..." you mumbled, struggling to form a sentence at all. "I, uh-- fuck-- I wanted you..."
You felt his smile against your ear, and then his teeth against your neck. "You can barely talk already," he noticed.
But you don't drag Joby Taylor behind the bar because you want to talk, either.
"This is what you needed, huh?" he realized. "Needed to be fucked right so you don't have to think anymore. You always get so stupid when my cock is in you."
He must have noticed the way you clenched inside, your needy gasp when he insulted you like that.
"You like being my stupid slut?"
You managed to nod, at least-- that was probably the best he was going to get out of you for a while.
"You want me to choke you, don't you?"
You nodded again, but his hand was already around your neck.
Technically, you were the only thing that went silent in that moment-- but the static that filled your brain made it seem like everything was muffled when he did that. He only did it for a few seconds at first, just enough time to really focus on the sound of his hips slapping against your ass; your moan was weak and desperate when he gave you air again.
He knew what you could take. Even more than that, he knew what you needed. The next time he pressed his fingers down, he didn't let up until your vision was almost black and the tips of your fingers started to tingle.
Then, when he let go, you made the most desperate and pathetic. "Oh shit," he hissed encouragingly, "you're close, huh? You love it so much, Jesus. About to cream all over me just cause I choked you-- fuckin' filthy."
He cut off your next moan halfway through-- he pushed you even further that time, until you almost tried to struggle even if you barely had the power to, and when he let go you sobbed out his name. You would've been so ashamed to say his name like that just a few minutes ago, but that was back when you had a shred of dignity.
You didn't even have to say anything when you came, you just let out a wavering moan and felt your legs quiver, and he knew. "There it is," he growled proudly. "You always come so fast when I treat you like shit, don't you? What a dumb fucking whore."
Limp and helpless, you melted into it-- you were ready to go blank, be numb, just let the ecstasy carry you until he was done. Joby had other ideas, though.
His arm wrapped around you and his fingers quickly found your clit; as soon as he pressed them against it, rubbing fast circles, you jolted and tried to reach down for his hand.
"N-no, I can't," you began weakly.
"I need one more," he demanded, but it was too much; you whined loudly, shaking and shuddering and trying to jerk your hips away somehow, but obviously you were trapped. Even if the pressure on your clit wasn't enough to make you struggle like this, he was still fucking into you... it was impossibly overwhelming.
"I can't, I can't," you sobbed-- there were already tears in your eyes just from the sensation. "Joby-- fuck!"
"Shh, shh," he tried to soothe you, "somebody's gonna hear if you scream like that."
"Please," you begged-- for relief, for mercy, for just a second to breathe.
"Somebody's gonna fucking hear you," he warned again, much less sweetly than before. And when you still didn't listen to his implied instruction-- because, of course, you were already being as quiet as you could with him putting you through so much-- he found a way to shut you up.
Choking you again, he rubbed on your clit even harder, even faster-- and you were incapable of screaming, but it's what you would've done. It was brutal and raw and almost painful, but you did come again: a sharp, tugging sort of orgasm that he wrenched out of you so aggressively. And the way he never let go of your neck, keeping your pulse suppressed, only seemed to heighten it even more. Your vision went white and you shook uncontrollably for a few moments as the peak of it really hit you.
"Oh my god, oh my god," he praised through his teeth as he fucked you through it. "Shit, baby, feel how tight you're fuckin' squeezing me? Fuuuck..."
You barely registered his words, of course; you had no brain power for any of that. You were hardly even conscious, actually.
"Gonna fuckin' come inside you," he announced, "gonna fill this little cunt-- fuck, fuck--!"
His hand was still tight on your neck, so you couldn't tell him to stop-- you reached back and weakly tried to physically stop him, as if that was ever possible, but he hardly even noticed. It was too late anyways, he was already moaning lowly and slowing his thrusts down as his cock flexed inside you.
He pushed it to the last second, letting go of your neck only when he was finished, as he relaxed behind you and dropped his head back with a deep groan of satisfaction. You still made the most inhuman sound when you had air again, obviously... you choked on your own gasp for oxygen, you sobbed helplessly, you moaned pathetically-- all at once, somehow.
But you still had enough lucidity to kick him away, forcing him out of you a little sooner than he expected. "What the fuck!" you yelped at him, though it didn't sound especially confident when you were still catching your breath.
"What?" he wondered, still looking pretty out of it.
"You came in me?!" you noticed, reaching down and touching your hole to find not only plenty of cum leaking out of you but more soreness than you expected which made you wince. "Aw, dude..." you whined in annoyance.
"Was I supposed to pull out?" he mumbled.
"Obviously!" you shouted.
"Hey, you didn't say anything!" he noticed defensively.
"I couldn't fucking breathe," you recalled.
"You didn't say anything before," he clarified, "how the fuck am I supposed to know--?"
"'Cause you always pull out!"
"Whatever, I'll buy you a pill," he promised, "it's not a big deal."
"I can buy my own pill," you rolled your eyes, quickly pulling your panties back up and your dress back down before you reached for the door.
"You're seriously just gonna leave?" he frowned.
"Yeah, what the fuck else are we gonna do-- cuddle?" you mocked.
"Fine, Jesus, just go then," he decided with a scoff.
And so even though you were still sore and leaking and your knees were still weak and bruises were forming on your neck, you walked out the door and slammed it behind you, shoving your way through the crowded bar and back outside. Though you weren't really sure why, you wiped another tear off your cheek.
#joby taylor x reader#joby taylor smut#paul dano smut#we out here danonation#we out here being traumatized#saturday night sleepover
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snl cast/alumni, for new york magazine.
#they all look so good#so glad the sweater made an appearance for seth#snl#saturday night live#kristen wiig#bill hader#seth meyers#tina fey#amy poehler#i'm not going to tag all the people in these photos i'm already feeling lazy#fred armisen#john mulaney#will forte#andy samberg#okay yeah those are my buzz tags knock yourself out
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