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jungwnies · 3 years ago

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homey | choi yeonjun | h.c.

Living with Choi Yeonjun ♡

tw: slightly smutty

genre: fluff

story style: headcanon

word count: 662

a/n: thank you guys so much for the love and support! i am so glad to be back, i've been gone for TOO long and i've missed writings these cute head canons yall!

this is a series so i will be updating a version for all the other members, i'm feeling so motivated (hope i'm not jinxing it LOL)

remember to like, comment, and reblog! the love is so appreciated, i also take reqs so feel free to comment or request to ask!

soobin's ver >>> beomgyu's ver >>> taehyun's ver >>> kai's ver

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• living with yeonjun has got to be the most chaotic yet relaxing thing ever

• he always cooks you breakfast, and if he's not there early in the morning because of schedules he always leave u something to eat or texts you before you wake up something along the lines of,

• "good morning my love, make sure to eat."

• living with him sometimes gets a little messy, although it's always the result of a moment to be remembered whether y'all were being messy in the bedroom (if you know what i mean) or if y'all were making a mess in the kitchen throwing flour everywhere

• when he is home in the morning you always see him sleeping in the most awkward position, one half on the bed, and the other off

• he always moves around and although you don't mind cuddling with him you push him off because it gets hot at night sometimes

• yeonjun likes to act hard and tough but he is a little baby and is always all up on you at home

• if you're working from home, schooling from home, he's always somewhere in your vicinity whether is his head laying on your lap while he's scrolling on his phone or him just simply sitting across from you

• he's just ALWAYS near you, and he wishes he could just bring you everywhere he goes too includingg shows but he knows he can't

• yeonjun is usually tidy and he doesn't mind doing your laundry or folding your clothes because he likes to show his love with service, but he is also a very affectionate and touchy person and like i said

• HE LOVES BEING WITH YOU, ON YOU, IN YOU!?!?!

• usually for lunch time, you guys order take out or someone close to you guys brings food since you guys don't really like to cook because it, "takes away precious time"

• he ALWAYS has dinner in the freezer, fridge, or pantry and he loves feeding you his foods even though he definitely doesn't mind keeping it all to himself, but he just wants to make sure his baby is well fed.

• because yeonjun has busy schedules and isn't home a lot he makes sure you don't stay up waiting for him to get home

• or if he's not in the country he's just always texting you and making sure you're okay and well taken care off

• although baby can get a lil rough in the bedroom cough cough, he loves taking care of you, and making sure someone is also looking after you when he's not there

• so he might be texting your mom, sister, brother, dad, best friend or whoever it is he knows is closest to you making sure they check on you

• although, sometimes you guys get into fight

• but he NEVER goes to bed mad at you because since he usually leaves early he would regret being mad at you and leaving

• he hates ending anything on a bad note, so he always makes sure to tell you he loves you and that he's sorry if you guys fight nearing the end of the night.

• he always brings you souvenirs, especially teddy bears, and stuffed animals because when he's not home at least he knows you've got company, even though it's not real company.

• if yeonjun wasn't as famous as he was he would spend all his time with you, so any break he gets he is ALWAYS with you

• he never usually has people over except the rest of the members, and even then he'd rather just be alone with you since he see's them almost everyday

• he's a homebody just because of you <3

• living with yeonjun has got to be the most memorable and life changing experience

• although there's ups and downs you are his whole world

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chussyracing · 2 years ago

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I would loveee to know some of your favourite quotes about charles from your comms from all time

hello anon, i finally compiled it all!!

1. I actually only started writing it down around Miami/Barcelona so you don’t get the start of the season and I missed Austria (the best races, I’m awful).

2. I will only choose the best ones here and put the rest under the cut for those interested.

3. One of our comms is a professional journalist, the other drives for Ferrari in gt3 and used to drive in F3 and F2 hoping to get to Ferrari one day before having a big crash. Please consider that bias when reading these, thank u!

The best ones:

"Charles has a really weak prostate. I'd ask him about it if I ever met him.”

One of our comms was p2 in gp2 in Monaco and they told him for podium he first needs to go backstage and "meet Prince Charles". - "You mean Prince Albert?" - "Oh right, Charles is not prince YET."

"This year is not easy for him [Charles], he's all alone against a driver who has a whole team including other drivers helping him [Max] on the track."

"Some drivers are fast, and then there are drivers who are god-like fast, and that's the difference between Verstappen and Leclerc."

“Charles Leclerc was born on 16th October and two days before his 3rd birthday, he got the most beautiful gift, and that gift is standing on the top step of the podium today."

"People are always asking us: 'Who would be faster if you put Charles and Max in the same car?'" - "Give them 30 laps to get used to the same exact car, then give them 1 lap to show it off all and the difference will just be 0.00000001s." - "But who would come up on top?" - "The one who is calmer for the one lap race." - "So Charles?"

"Do u think he just went to his scheduled pee break or gave up on that team?"

"I can't believe Charles Leclerc just did that, in a FERRARI."

"The broadcasting heard me and showed us Charles, thank god."

(after charles returned from the bathroom) "That was a quickie."

"Max couldnt even improve his last lap, because he doesn't work that well under pressure while Charles has been performing under enourmous amounts of pressure ever since Bahrain where everyone painted him as the only title contender."

"Charles is the best qualifier on the grid."

(these are all mentioned in chronological order among other quotes of their under the cut, enjoy!!)

MIAMI

(there's a famous Slovakian ice hockey player with our comms, they asked him about his fave) "I always liked Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso, but I fell in love with Charles Leclerc." (cue adorable blushing)

BARCELONA

(about Arthur) "I think he doesn't do good in qualis to show how many overtakes he can pull in a race." - "He is such a strong driver. His driving style is unbelievable and he's patient with the tyres. And he's so consistent in the races as well. I love watching him race."

(about the fix-up icon popping up for Charles' lap) "Wait, I need to enjoy this." (both completely shut up for the entire lap)

MONACO

(they were so done in Monaco, they spent it shitting on Ferrari and giving ice hockey updates because we were playing bronze medal match)

(one of our reporters were there and they went around asking people about charles and.... ngl most of them said charles was going to win the race, so they jinxed it)

(One of our comms was p2 in gp2 in Monaco and they told him for podium he first needs to go backstage and "meet Prince Charles". - "You mean Prince Albert?" - "Oh right, Charles is not prince YET.")

"Verstappen is the slowest one." - "What?" - "I mean from the first four."

"Charles has a really weak prostate. I'd ask him about it if I ever met him.”

(after talking about Charles and his family and mentioning his mom is a hairdresser) "I immediately thought you looked different when you arrived in the studio today." - "Yeah, I visited Mrs. Leclerc." [= I got a haircut]

BAKU

"It's ok it's Latifi and he'll get a blue flag, although you know what he's capable of even when lapped and under blue flags."

"This year is not easy for him [Charles], he's all alone against a driver who has a whole team including other drivers helping him [Max] on the track."

"Why's Sainz not towing Leclerc?"

"Not to open what happened in Monaco but the only mistake Ferrari did was not having a clear no. 1 driver, everything stimms from that."

MONTREAL

"Some drivers are fast, and then there are drivers who are god-like fast, and that's the difference between Verstappen and Leclerc." (said about Charles of course, as if there was any question)

(discussing drivers' necks and how much they can hold up) "The thicker usually means the stronger in Formula 1." - "For me Schumacher and Leclerc actually have the thickest necks nowadays. It also has to do with their good genes."

SILVERSTONE

(From a podcast about Silverstone) "Carlos is average or less, Silverstone was the most undeserved win in F1 I have ever seen and Charles has been fucked over his team by 5 races straight."

(After his collegue calmed him down "or you will need to apologise again". Turns out he criticised Ferrari so much in the last few weeks that his bosses threatened to fire him.)

(Another gossip from them: Apparently Charles was very vocal after Silverstone and went as far as raising his voice at the engineers.)

"MATHEMATICALLY, Williams could still win the constructor's championship."

(Shoutout to incoherent screaming at the Ferrari team for the strategy disasterclass they prepared for Charles.)

"Think about this: Sainz is just a figurine in this play. Verstappen is not racing him but Leclerc here."

(commenting f2 and f3 races) "These guys have new monoposts and they're quick but it's Charles Leclerc who has the fastest lap record here in Silverstone."

(other comments from f3 race where Arthur won) "Charles Leclerc was born on 16th October and two days before his 3rd birthday, he got the most beautiful gift, and that gift is standing on the top step of the podium today." - "I'm certain we will see the most memorable battles once both of these are fighting together in f1 in a few years."

(about Charles' car weaving on the track during a practice) "Oh, she's dancing a little bit there."

[i missed Austria so no quotes here sorry]

FRANCE

"It's incredible how he drives with his head. You can see how smartly he uses his tyres, especially the front ones and how carefully he is avoiding track limits. If he wanted he would be 10 seconds ahead but he was saving his tyre so that's the only reason Max could stay so close."

(about Pierre swearing on the radio, because our comms always translate the radios so every fan here can understand) "Well, some words were international and the rested was beeped out so we have nothing to translate here."

"I just wonder how much must mechanics hate Sainz, because whenever you go into the gravel, the little rocks get everywhere and they make the car heavier and take hours to clean out."

HUNGARY

(about where did Mattia Binotto go from the Ferrari pit wall during the finishing stages of the Hungarian gp) "He went to hand in his notice."

(after Nando got overtaken by Danny) "Alonso almost bit off the steering wheel seeing this."

(comm talking about meeting Seb in the mixzone and being the last journalist to ask him a question and how it was difficult because everyone already asked the good questions so he had to come up with something) "'Seb, what are you doing with your instagram now', I asked, and he told me: 'Well, man, my first post, and it already got pretty popular, huh? Might need to do something about it'."

(special shout out to all the rumours he shared during the summer break about the inner mess inside ferrari team)

SPA

"Do u think he just went to his scheduled pee break or gave up on that team?"

(they randomly made fun of Sky broadcast because there a comm apparently said that a mistake Charles made in fp3 was f2 worthy and our comm said that it was as plain as a day that it was the car's set up and a professional should see that)

"You can see the gravel traps have been added which is good." - "Unless you are Carlos Sainz."

"Stop talking about Ferrari otherwise you will get fired for real." (for context he races for Ferrari in different motorsport category and shared some stuff about them in the past that was supposed to stay internal, had to explain themselves to them and take the stuff off his social media/podcast)

The guest in the comm studio: "Sorry guys but is this normal? Do all drivers do their stategies in the middle of the race like this?" - "No, but it's Ferrari."

"Who do you predict to win?" - "Well, Sainz and Perez will never get a bettter chance than today with the favourites starting from the back." - "You really think Sainz will be faster than Leclerc, even though he starts first with Leclerc in the back? And what if Verstappen gets behing Perez? Do you really think they will let him finish in front then?"

ZANDVOORT

"The car is developed for Max's liking in Red Bull. It's developed for Lando in McLaren and it makes sense because they're driver number one in their team, only Ferrari keeps bringing upgrades that suit Carlos despite being the slower of the line up."

"Let's talk about Charles now, I need it."

"His body talk speaks so much to me, he's so done with this team." - (the one with ties to Ferrari) "Well, I'm not saying anything to that, you know I can't."

"This is Charles' 4th year with Ferrari, he's entering his Michael Schumacher era."

"Mattia Broccolo"

"His start was so difficult, it wasn't like normal boy with father in motorsports. That would be Montoya but not the Leclercs."

"I can't believe Charles Leclerc just did that, in a FERRARI."

"Not everyone manages to get a pole at home gp. Leclerc did - and not just once - but we saw how it went. It wouldn't be that bad for the standings if the same were to happen to Verstappen here."

"Jirko [=the name of the ferrari affilitated one], I think Ferrari do this just to test your nerves."

"This is exactly what Ferrari was afraid of, having both cars behind each other. Let's see what they do now."

"Well that's it for today. Max wins, with all the luck in the world."

MONZA

"Do you want to talk about what happened in Zandvoort?" - (the Ferrari one) "No, I can't."

"The broadcasting heard me and showed us Charles, thank god."

"Sebastian made place for another youngster in Aston Martin: Alonso."

(after Charles got too close to Seb's rear) "Charles tried to kiss his previous teammate."

"There is a reason it's called COCKpit."

(after the fix-up icon popped up to listen to Max's lap) "Let's have a short ad break now."

(about the F3 wait for the championship winner confirmation) "Maybe we need Masi to give someone the victory."

"They just sacrificed Perez to take one point from Leclerc."

"We only need one racing lap, Michael."

"Driving a Ferrari around this track always makes me so emotional, I can't imagine what Leclerc feels."

"It's unfair to mute out the booing. The people are loud and rightfully so."

"If I were Charles, I'd smash door in Broccoli's [=Mattia Binotto] face and leave."

"Well, you know they [tifosi] are like that because... emozioni."

SINGAPORE

"Some people have problem during night races with their levels of melatonin, while others are thriving." - "I have great durability during the night."

"A lot of people asked us what is Charles always spraying on his tummy before a race. We can tell you it's not a mosquito repellent, it's a menthol spray meant to cool him down." (after came a long monologue about other ways Charles is "cooling down" with containing ice baths and putting the race suits in the fridge)

(after charles returned from the bathroom) "That was a quickie."

"Alonso looks very sad and moist there."

(after almost touching the wall) "He will need new undies after that." - "Maybe Sebastian could borrow him those he wore over his suit."

"The wet set up was another bad choice from Ferrari, it was harder on steering and breaking, you could see Leclerc on the line."

SUZUKA

"If fia wants entertainment instead of proper fair racing, maybe they should bring back the six wheelers."

(best bits from the quali because they were on fire there) "Max doesn't need to try much, you can see how smoothly that car is going."

"Look how wear Perez is, they had to turn up the engine for him in Q2 just so he could get into Q3, because Max will need him there tomorrow."

"It wíll be so difficult for Charles, because his engine is old and his teammate has a relatively new one compared to him and I expected Carlos to be faster because of that."

"Charles' middle sector was out of this world. There are many difficult turns and he did them effortlessly and gaines so much time on everyone."

"Charles is the best qualifier on the grid."

(during the red flag) "So this is Kelly, the daughter of Nelson Piquet, the mother of Daniil Kvyat's child, the girlfriend of Max Verstappen." - "Racing clearly runs in the family."

"Mercedes has two cars in the top 10 and Leclerc is alone there once again to try to score points for the WCC."

#sorry for any spelling mistakes btw.#ask #e

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heavenspalm · 4 years ago

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⤿ –––– lol hi, it’s me again. your least favorite planet named mun. i also play west, so, you know. there’s that. if you don’t me, hi i’m neptune ! uh, i always say i’m going to keep these short and i literally never do. so, i’m going to say this is going to be soooooo long. and i’ll jinx it so it’s nice and short. also, i’m so sorry for the amount of typos you’re about to run into.

( zendaya , demigirl , she/they, 22 ) no way ! i swear i saw beatrice “bea” parker walking down danforth avenue ! i just saw a post about them on 6secrets ! i think it said something like "wannabe rock star, bea parker, seen showing off her dance moves on bar tops in local toronto club”. isn’t that wild ? i guess that makes sense since they’re apparently irascible and obstreperous. fans will claim that they’re altruistic and passionate. i mean , it’s not like i know them personally — they’re a famous drummer. whenever i think of them, i think of chipped drumsticks painted with nail polish, outfits that never match, and being able to out drink her best friends. i wish i would have asked for an autograph !

— quick stats :

full name : beatrice mae parker nicknames : bea ( preferred ), bugaboo ( by her dad ) age : twenty - two ( 22 ) gender & pronouns : demigirl / she & they birthday : april second ( 04 / 02 / 1998 ) zodiac : aries romantic / sexual orientation : queer place of birth / hometown : strartford, ontario, ca occupation : drummer / backing vocals for the band sucker punch

i’ve been thinking about bea for the last like few days and i truly do love her. she’s so sweet, really. she’s a lil crazy, but... you know. she’s not super fleshed out but i’m doing the best. i can’t wait to write her a little more and really figure her out. but, for now the bullet points will have to do.

so ! little miss beatrice parker to two teenage parents, forcing them to drop out during their senior year. her father was quarterback of the football team and her mom was a captain of the cheer team. very cliche, but it happened. and they weren’t really ready for a kid, but they decided to keep her

when she was only three, her mother ditched her dad and she never really got to know her or really remembers much about her. but her dad did a damn good job with her... kind of.

i don’t mean kind of in the way that he didn’t do his job well, she kind of lost control somewhere along the way and they will both blame it on how bea’s mom up and left them

she grew up with her dad and turned into the wild Person she is to this day

she identifies as being a demi girl meaning some days she feels entirely feminine and others she just feels somewhere in between. she’ll take either she or they pronouns, sometimes i’ll use she or they while writing them. but she’ll respond with either of those so feel free to use which ever.

since she’s was little she’s always been One Of The Guys and surrounded herself with guys and men because growing up with her dad she’s always felt much more comfortable around them

on the other hand, women make her anxious and uncomfortable ....

the jokes on her tho bc she’s VERY queer. the best label would be bi / pan but she just identifies as queer rather than anything else. it fits her best

SO when she was in high school, she gravitated toward Da Boys. aka, matt, skyler and malik and they formed the band sucker punch, her ending up as their drummer.

she wasn’t....... the best, but she’s a quick learner and soon became is VERY VERY good drummer.

sucker punch is kind of her whole life and she trusts those kids with her entire life, she will quite literally kill for them. if you mess with any of them she’ll fight u. they’re like the brothers she never had

so, she’s kind of WiLd cHiLd, one of her traits is “ obstreperous” which literally mean : noisy or difficult to control and as her headline states.... she will get up on bar tops and dance on them and unless you pull her off or she hurts herself, she’s not stopping

she’s really outgoing and friendly and nice . but she does have a bit of a temper that she doesn’t feel she needs to control. in honestly, she got it from her mom and its her least favorite trait

she will literally try and outdrink u for the luls. i swear she likes proving that she can run with the guys and she will fight you in anyway she can

she always carries her drumstick with her bc she’s literally the guy from camp rock that started drumming in dance class and joe jonas as like ‘gEt tHE bEaT FroM ThE stiCks tO yoUr FeeT’

u m.... idk rly what else to say . she’s a total work in progress, if i missed something that you want to know please feel free to ask me i will answer any question u want.

until i get a wc page in order, feel free to message me of discord for plots bc i want all of them !

#sixhqintro #hello hello ! its me again .

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iginthepenguin · 4 years ago

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The Blooms at Ruyi Pavilion - 如意芳霏

okay so i’m back with my recent finished drama! and guess what? i’m totally in love with this drama🥰 i can’t even describe how! so this drama reunited the couple lead from 2018 drama titled Legend of Yunxi. starred by Ju Jingyi as Fu Rong and Zhang Zhehan as Prince slash Duke Su (the subtitle mentioned Duke instead of Prince peeps) or Xu Jin. i didn’t follow or even knew this drama exist till i saw a bit of the drama clip where Fu Rong was chased by Ju Shui’s guards and got saved by Duke Su on instagram and contemplating whether should i watch cause i’ve another on going drama but ends up watching it and completely topped others of my on going list! so without further ado, the story started at Fu’s Residence where Fu Rong was staring at her lil bro’s fish kite that stuck on a tree. she was trying to get away (from climbing the tree) with responsibility blabbering but failed😂 then she offered to buy her brother new kite but Guan Ge (her lil bro) refused and she finally agreed to help her bro to take the kite then went up to the tree. she finally almost reached the kite but suddenly her father appear on the scene which made her surprised and she fell off the tree. she scratched her hand and broke her bracelet (the bracelet was a gift from her master named Liu Ruyi who is also the owner of Ruyi Pavilion) day has changed to night and Fu Rong went to sleep. she often foresee something bad that will happen when she’s dreaming and always want to change that thing. she dreamed an accident will happen on Yuedan commentary by Ju Shui. Ju Shui is a famous writer slash Fu Rong’s childhood friend who’s also a disguised figure by Duke An the younger brother of the current Emperor (Duke Su’s father). next is about Duke Su who just got back from the front line from endless war to the capital because his dad wants him to investigate the corruption that’s currently happening in the capital. Duke Su is an outcast who got foreseen as a bad luck and short life when he was born. Duke Su has enemies everywhere as he just got back to the capital because of the rumor circling and also because he’s investigating the corruption case. he got invited bu Ju Shui to the Yuedan commentary, and the bad things who was foreseen by Fu Rong will happen to Duke Su (𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘁! no worries peeps, Fu Rong saved Duke Su!) a day before the event, Fu Rong tried to investigate the place which placed at Ju Shui Pavilion, but end up got chased by his guards😂 (the scene that made me watch this drama HAHAHA-unimportant, skip!) before the chasing scene, Fu Rong disguised as a man slash fortune-teller and built a stall in front of Ju Shui Pavilion, Duke Su arrived and came to the stall cause he wanted to find out whether he will die young or not. Fu Rong said Duke Su is bless with wealth and will get noble rank also have a long life. she ran-away to get her main intention done but failed and got chased. at the almost end of the chasing scene, she spread some powder to the guards so they’ll become temporary blind but it fireback at her so when almost got caught, Duke Su saved her! they went to somekind of river(?) and chit a bit of chat also his face almost got discovered by Fu Rong and she also warned him to not join the Yuedan commentary because a disaster will happen, then left her after. the day where the commentary held arrived, they finally met again. Fu Rong found out something was strange on the top of the hall because it was the only spot that’s clean when the others are dirty. the event started and a block dropped right infront of Duke Su but Fu Rong saw someone cutting a rope before then rushed toward Duke Su and saved him! before she run away, Duke Su caught her hand and said “it’s you again” (he recognized Fu Rong because of yesterday fortune-telling things but not Fu Rong obviously because Duke Su was wearing a hat that covered his face). after he spoke, Fu Rong recognized the voice and knew he was the man that almost kill her yesterday. Duke Su presume Fu Rong wanted to kill him at the beginning, not only Duke Su that has negative thoughts, Fu Rong also take Duke Su as a jinx. after they clear their misunderstanding on each other, they keep accidentally bumped into each other unintentionally and fell in love with each other. okay imma gonna stop it’s getting too long here🥴

i really love the lovey-dovey of Duke Su and Fu Rong and hate the fights between them (well of course, i mean who would want the couple to fight rite peeps😌) the same kind of fight at Yunxi is happening again in this drama i tell u dat. let’s not forget about Fu Rong’s big sis Fu Xuan and one of Duke Su’s trusted man Wu Baiqi love story too. i really appreciated small detail provided by the production team, at the beginning of new faces there’ll be an introduction of the character. to me it really helped a lot. i love the lead characters especially Fu Xuan, she’s such a precious sister. how the Fu’s sister cares for each other is really touching (reminds me of my sis🥺). let’s not forget Duke An that’s very cunning in this drama, he love nong nong (Fu Rong’s little name at home) also try to kill Duke Su because he thought Duke Su killed his mom and try to split Duke Su and Fu Rong along the drama with dirty tricks (it’s getting worser in every episode) - if only Duke An was as cute as he is on the spin-off episodes i would not resist to find him cute🤪

find out what’s going to happen next urself! if u guys haven’t watch it and plans to watch it, please do so! i hope u guys enjoy the drama like i did!

this drama has 40 episodes and 4 special episodes (available on iQiyi & iQiyi Youtube Channel)

overall it was very good.

thankyou for reading - spread love not hate❤~

and especially now stay safe and stay at home peeps🏠❤

ps : what’s funny is that the antagonist character swapped to the protagonist and vice versa😂. there’s so many familiar faces on this drama. if u’ve watched Legend of Yunxi u’ll know what i meant. and also i like the lil bro Guan Ge he’s very very cute🥰😚 *disclaimer* : this all are my personal opinion only.

#如意芳霏 #the blooms at ruyi pavilion #thebloomsatruyipavilion #Chinese Drama #chinesedrama #Cdrama

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theaurorfileshq · 4 years ago

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H A R L O W B I S H O P / A U R O R C O R P O R A L

AGE: Thirty-Four

BADGE NUMBER: R49B03

BLOODSTATUS: Pureblood

GENDER/PRONOUNS: Nonbinary, They/Them

IDENTIFYING FEATURES: Jinx scar below left shoulder blade. Various tattoos, the most visible being a pair of black rat snake tattoos on each forearm, and an alligator tattoo on the left arm.

STRENGTHS/WEAKNESSES:

(+): Alchemy, Potions, Healing Magic, Animagus (Alligator)

(-): No-Maj Studies, Easily Agitated, Poor Social Skills

BACKGROUND:

The aurors is very much a family business for the Bishops. For over five generations, the Department of Aurors has not went without at least one Bishop in its rank, and quite often it was much more than that. Having a family so closely interwoven into the department, meant several renowned American aurors were well acquainted with the family. Martin Hattori and his family were regular attendees at the Bishop Family Christmas, as well as other famous names such as the Henshawes and the Cranes. Harlow’s mother’s side would be prestigious in its own right, with her mother hailing from the Department of Magical Security, and her aunt, Imelda Hawthorne, serving the department as a beast medical examiner.

With such a long and storied history with the aurors, Harlow’s career path had never been an option for them, since childhood they along with their identical twin, Willow, were trained for a future that had already been chosen for them. Willow took to this training like a fish to water, the Bishop gene flowing strong through her veins. Harlow struggled immensely. They were never the athletic type, always too slow to the draw, much preferring to take their time and do as they pleased.

Their lack of skill never mattered though, they were going to become an auror, that didn’t mean they had to be a great one. It wasn’t until Ilvermorny when they found their true passion, that of alchemy. Alchemy took time, it meant hours of great study, and knowing the in’s and out’s of the various earthly metals and their magical properties. It didn’t require great athletic ability and skill, it required a studied and focused mind. And Harlow loved it.

Still that didn’t matter, they were a Bishop, and while yes alchemy could be a hobby of their’s, something that could no doubt help them in their future career, it would not be their livelihood. Willow, perfect and strong Willow, would continue to be the epitome of Bishop excellence. She’d go on to be the president of the Dueling Club, a master in her DADA class, and the apple of their parents’ eye. To say Harlow resented their sister, would perhaps be too strong a word, but jealous? That they were full of.

Still, the twins got along as well as most siblings. They were close, but not one another’s best friends by any stretch of the imagination. They led different lives for the most part, until school ended and they were both set out on the same path once more. The Cody Auror Academy would be the twins’ next destination, and there the two’s differences in abilities became only more apparent. While Willow excelled, Harlow got by, only truly succeeding in their potions courses. It was in these courses though, that they learned of a job that sounded right up their alley. Alchemy and potion specialists were a growing occupation within the Department of Aurors. Most divisions had at least one, and each of the four major squads had one of their own as well. Spending the majority of their day solving alchemical puzzles sounded like their dream occupation, and so Harlow suddenly found themself more invested in their auror training.

After graduation, the twins would be set out on different paths once again. Willow would be hired straight into the Mountain Squad as a recruit, while Harlow would find a job working out of the Colorado Auror Division. It was outside of their sister’s imposing shadow where Harlow would truly come into their own. They would never become a great dueler, but their skill in potions and alchemy helped earn them a highly regarded spot on the team as their go-to auror for cases involving the branch of magic. This skill, after seven years in the division, would eventually help them get into a squad of their own. But it wasn’t the Mountain Squad who had come offering them the promotion that got them one step closer to their goal, but rather the Central, the very squad their aunt worked as its beast medical examiner.

Their relationship with their sister would grow distant as the years wore on, even with both twins working for squads of their own. They rarely saw one another except for family holidays, and when they did it was amicable but not much else. On some days it was easy for Harlow to forget they even had a twin- that was until they looked down at the coiling black rat snake on their forearm. The tattoos were a spur of the moment decision on the night of their graduation from the auror academy. Both of them a little in their cups, had decided to mark the event with matching tattoos. Harlow, though, being the alchemist they were, wanted to get ones that came with an enchantment in the ink. The enchantment they’d settled on involved that of distress signals woven with a bonding spell. What this meant for the tattoos was that each twin would get a black rat snake on the arm, Willow’s on the left, and Harlow’s on the right. If one twin should ever be in danger, then the tattoo would appear on the other twin’s arm. With both going out into dangerous positions of their own, they decided it would be the perfect enchantment to get.

For twelve years Harlow would bear their tattoo, but their left arm would remain ink free. It was a comforting charm to have, even if they weren’t as close as they once were, it was nice knowing wherever Willow was, that she was safe and thriving. That would change, however, six months ago, when suddenly Harlow awoke to find her left arm bearing their sister’s tattoo. They immediately called the Mountain Squad, seeking information on their sister’s whereabouts, but were instructed that whatever their sister was doing, was classified- even for Harlow. It would be two agonizing weeks later, when the news hit of the missing aurors that Harlow would learn the truth of their sister’s whereabouts.

The twelve missing aurors were all pulled from the Mountain Squad, President Ortega’s former squad. Willow along with eleven others had been sent on a rescue mission to gather fleeing muggleborns from the country who was collapsing into chaos. Six months later, little information has come back about their sister, but Willow’s tattoo remains on their arm. The fact that it’s still there gives them hope that wherever she is she’s still alive- or at least they pray so.

#written by shannon #harlow bishop #aurorx

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prevsapphism · 5 years ago

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An Extremely Detailed Guide to Writing A Character In DC

hey what’s up its ur gal queen morgaine comin atcha live with another Extremely Detailed Guide!

in the wake of shows like veep and house of cards, tons of political and adjacent characters have sprung up round the rpc, many of whom live in Our Nation’s Capital™. i’ve seen guides for how to write characters that live in nyc, la, san francisco and lots of other places, but not for how to write characters that live in dc. but Fear Not! i live here! i’ve been living here for well over five years! i can’t wait to leave!

so here is a LONG-- and i DO mean LONG-- list of Spicy DC Shibboleths you can use to make your character realistic, straight from the mouth of a grudging native. ready?

IF YOUR CHARACTER’S IN DC, THEY SHOULD....

use the metro. the metrorail, called ‘the metro’ by locals, is our version of the t ( boston, ) the tube ( london ) or the subway ( nyc, ) and most locals rely on it to get from point a to point b. much like the other commuter systems listed above, most people use a plastic card, called a SMARTRIP CARD, to pay for fare, which is anywhere from $2 to $6 depending on the time of day. ( the metro charges more for ‘peak hours,’ which is the afternoon / rush hour time period between four and eight pm. ) the metro has numerous stops all throughout washington dc proper, maryland and virginia, and we usually refer to the lines on it by their colour ( eg red, yellow, green. ) unless your character is the queen of sheba and gets carried by servants or has Nerves of Steel and drives everywhere, they probably use the metro to get where they need to go.

.....complain about the metro. this is a huge one. however much your character currently complains about the metro? it’s not enough. they need to complain more. for a system supposed to make travelling easier, the metro sure is awful at working consistently. the metro is a dumpster fire on wheels. and there is always some Bulled Shite going on with it, i promise you. your character’s train is late. your character’s train stopped for no reason on the way to a station. some drunk frat bros from au just got on and they’re being loud and drunk. it’s late and the trains are only running every twenty minutes. your character’s metro track might Literally catch fire. the train your character thought was their train dumped them out at a certain stop and now they have to wait fifteen minutes for another one. the metro SUCKS and we ALL hate it, but we’re STILL Beholden to get on it every Focking day to try to go to work or school because Deep In Our Heart of Hearts, we know that driving here is way worse. so yeah, we accept our fates to get on the HellRail9000 every day, but we’re gonna bitch about it the whole time.

probably not live in dc proper. ‘but queen morgaine, my character is a sexy rich 54-year-old illustrious powerlez politician! she has to have the Best Pad around for miles!!’ i hear ya ( also, is she single? ) but The Fact of The Matter Is, it’s really hard to find somewhere to live in dc proper for a multitude of reasons. for one thing, it’s WICKED expensive. ( though that also means, of course, if your character is loaded, don’t worry about this part. ) for another, dc has succumbed to a terrible gentrification problem, which means that more and more regions in the city are being forcibly transformed in order to make them ‘nicer’ for young up-and-comers, displacing longtime residents in the process. it’s Not Unheard Of for your character to live in dc proper, but it would be more realistic for them to live in its outskirts instead ; and people who live in surrounding areas all say they live in dc anyway. popular areas ( especially for politicians or other well-off characters ) include:

bethesda, maryland. the $8 Coffee Snob Epicentre of the dc metro area. LOTS of rich people here. expensive to live in. tons of Chic Fancy Restaurants, lots of cutesy expensive boutique shops ( like sugarfina, lululemon, anthropologie and sweetgreen ) lots of wealthy older ladies walking dogs in Athleisure. very expensive and prestigious private schools here too, like stone ridge and sidwell friends school, but also a few very large public ones, such as bethesda-chevy chase ( bcc. ) the national institute of health headquarters are also here. probably your top-tier best bet for a rich or otherwise Well-Off character. about fifteen minutes into dc proper via metro.

chevy chase, maryland. super nice, though a little on the Pricey side. people here tend to be more Modest about their money, so this area is pretty affluent, it’s not as hoity-toity as bethesda. awesome shopping-- right next to friendship heights in dc, which has lots of high-end stores like jimmy choo, bloomingdale’s, whole foods, etc. about five to ten minutes to friendship heights, fifteen to twenty minutes via metro into downtown dc. ( it’s also right next to the region with the same name in dc. )

kensington and garett park, maryland. i used to live here!! quiet and VERY cute. kensington has an adorable historic district down a hill, with a tea room and 'antique row,’ a block of vintage shops. east of bethesda, about ten minutes there by car. beautiful brightly-coloured victorian houses here. has a Small Town Feel and lots of kid-friendly Wholesome activities, so lots of older people and families with young kids live in these areas. huge beautiful art and music venue, strathmore, is here as well. about thirty-five to forty minutes into dc proper via metro.

arlington, virginia. i don’t go here very often so i can’t Vouch for it as hard but my dad used to work here so i’ll try. probably the most Work-Focused and Capital-G Government area outside dc. mid-tier expensive, but not a whole lot to do other than work or go to school from the Overwhelming Presence of federal buildings, colleges, and businesses here which makes it a less popular choice. big area, proximity to dc ranges depending on what part of arlington you’re in-- anywhere from five or ten minutes or half an hour away via metro.

alexandria, virginia. sort of like arlington, but prettier. i don’t go here much either, but it’s also a popular choice for those working in dc but wanting to stay in virginia. its Main Hangout, old town alexandria, sits right on the potomac waterfront, and supplies most of the area’s non-work activities. has lots of ~Small Town Charm~, cute bars and restaurants and a couple niche museums, like the apothecary musuem. lots of bakeries here as well. also mid-tier expensive. about forty minutes away from dc via metro.

if your character isn’t a rich politician or is otherwise just Dead-Set on living IN dc, here are some popular areas in the city itself, from most to least expensive.

georgetown. EASILY the Most Elite, Absolute Ritziest and overall Top-Tier Prestigious neighbourhood in the district. means most of its denizens are wealthy snobs, and the cost of living here is astronomical-- if bethesda has $8 coffee, georgetown’s are $8.50, before tax. georgetown is very hilly, full of townhouses and paved with cobblestones, so your character will probably do a lot of walking and stair-climbing. it’s always busy, and even though the snobby people irritate me every time i go, the shops ( lush!! sephora!! dr. martens!! ) and 700 bakeries with adorable treats ( sprinkles cupcakes!! baked and wired!! ) keep me from staying away completely.

jinx proof, a wicked good tattoo parlour, is here as well!!

downtown dc. probably what you think of when you think of ‘washington dc,’ because most of what makes dc dc is down here, as you might imagine. has the capitol building, most of the museums, chinatown, the white house and ford’s theatre. SUPER expensive because of this.

dupont circle. my personal favourite area of dc, just a few minutes down the block from downtown. lots of great food and shopping-- fantom comics, my favourite comic book store, beefsteak, a vegan restaurant are some of my Usual Haunts here. mid-tier expensive.

it’s also a historic Gaybourhood: one of the earliest lgbt protest marches and the first real dyke march Ever was held here in 1993! capital pride is also hosted here every year.

capitol hill. despite the name, not the austere, cutthroat Essence of DC Politics you’d probably think. pretty quiet, lots of row houses ( something dc is famous for, see the ‘bits and bobs’ section at the end here. ) lots of ~Indie~ businesses and coffee shops. was home to phase 1, the area’s oldest lesbian bar, till it closed in 2016 ( rip mama!!!! ) mid-to-lower-tier expensive.

u street / cardozo. ah, U Street, my Other Home. great food here, like sugar shack donuts and ben’s chilli bowl. but u street’s Star Attraction is most of dc’s music scene, most notably All Flavours of rock ( esp punk, ) indie and alternative--i spent almost all of my teenage years Cavorting About till the wee hours of the morning on school nights at concerts, parties and diy shows on u street. mid-to-lower-tier expensive.

adams morgan. also an Artsy Hangout in dc. lots of restaurants and bars, lots of Weird Shops, has the adam’s morgan festival every year. home to a gay bar, pitcher’s, and dc’s newest lesbian bar, a league of her own! mid-to-lower tier expensive.

georgia avenue / petworth. most of my friends who live in dc proper live here. not a Designated Gaybourhood but lots of gay people, there’s a lesbian party at a bar here every month. lots of animal shelters. good bar scene and ample public transport. right next to howard university, so quite student-heavy, but pretty quiet. lower-tier expensive.

takoma park. i also love it here. ~Technically~ just called takoma, but since it’s mixed with the super-close town in maryland, takoma park, locals tend to just. call it that. quiet and relaxed HippieTown, called ‘the berkeley of the east’ and ‘the people’s republic of takoma park’ with good reason-- lots of Greenie Boutique Places, lots of hybrid cars and ~Progressive~ ally lawn signs. adorable food co-op and tons of bookstores. pretty inexpensive.

none of these Jive with your character and you Really wanna get Spicy, they could could always live in baltimore and get the marc train ( another lightrail serving the dc, maryland and west virginia areas ) every day for a half-hour commute to dc.

have Opinions about food. greater dc has a very strong restaurant and food scene, made easily accessible by the metro. there’s ALWAYS something cool to eat in dc anywhere you go, and we love telling people about it.

said Food Opinions are often very divisive, and people argue their side with as much Fervour as those debating pineapple on pizza. for example, one thing people fight about here is mumbo sauce: ‘are you for or against,’ ‘what exactly is it and what do you put it on,’ etc. the one i get dragged into is ‘georgetown cupcake vs baked and wired.’ my dad’s staunchly pro-baked and wired and anti-georgetown cupcake, i love ‘em both, but every time we’re in georgetown we bicker.

never fall short of things to do. like i said, dc is ALWAYS bustling on any given day. sure, a lot of it’s expensive and very often alcohol-focused ( like nyc, we do a lot of wine and beer tastings, cocktail parties and galas ) or otherwise geared towards adults, but if you hop on the metro or a bus, you’re almost guaranteed to find something. see the ‘places of note’ bullet here for some ideas.

have gone to a museum at least once. the area surrounding the national mall and capitol building also has our museums, which are owned by the smithsonian institution. they’re the first place i reach for when i want something to do, and i’ve been going to them so frequently and for so long that james smithson is practically my third parent lol. they are free, which is what makes them so hugely popular, and the Big Three are the national museum of natural history, the national air and space museum, and the national gallery of art. everyone who comes to dc goes to at least one, even if they never go again, and if your character lives here, they’ll probably go to several. ( they also make great date spots, fyi. )

have Opinions about the national cherry blossom festival. dc has lots of cherry blossom trees along the tidal basin and potomac river, given to us as a token of friendship by japan in march of 1912. to celebrate, the national cherry blossom festival is held every spring from late march to early april when the trees are in peak bloom. it isn’t so much a Hard and Fast Festival but more of a fourteen-day period with various cherry blossom- and japanese-themed events, like kite-flying, marathons and sake-tasting with a Great Big Street Fair at the end. people flock to dc every spring just for the cherry blossoms, and most locals either love it, take five billion photos and celebrate with thematic cupcakes and cocktails, or Loudly hate it and call it an overhyped tourist trap ( while still sneaking their annual cherry blossom pic for facebook On The Sly. ) your character should probably be one or the other, i don’t know a lot of neutrals.

probably not call it ‘washington dc.’ if your character does call it that, it should be a defining trait and / or signify that they’re new or visiting. no one here calls it that, we either call it just ‘dc’ or ‘the district.’ it’s not Sacrilege, like calling boston ‘beantown’ ( yuck ) or san francisco ‘frisco,’ more like calling nyc ‘the big apple’-- we just think you sound like a dweeb.

complain a LOT. however much your character is complaining, it’s not enough. they need to complain more. dc locals are ALWAYS complaining about something, in a way similar to a cranky new yorker. i’ve never known a dc local, especially an office worker, who wasn’t complaining every five seconds about one thing or another, and this is largely attributed to its wealthy, ambitious and politically-driven population-- most of us here are Important Individuals, or think we are ; so unfortunately lots of people look down upon those who are not also doing Important People Things.......and end up acting like entitled brats as a result. the metro, like i said, is the biggest one, but other topics of District Annoyance include--

the president’s motorcade. not super common, but takes forever and holds up traffic.

the beltway. the interstate 495, typically just called the beltway, is a highway that makes a loop around dc, as well as the surrounding areas of maryland and virginia. almost always road construction, an accident or traffic no matter what time of day it is and it’s just Generally Terrible. if your character is driving, they’ll probably complain about the beltway.

interns. dc has TONS of interns, especially in the spring and summer. most of them are between the ages of twenty-two to twenty-five, and they come here to work in government buildings or for specific senators and representatives. the most popular place to intern is capitol hill, so ‘interning on the hill’ is something your character will hear or say a lot. most locals don’t like them because they’re super arrogant about what they’re doing and can’t go five seconds without bringing it up.

DC’S STREET SYSTEM AND THE QUADRANTS.

the city of dc is shaped like a broken diamond, and split into four sections, called quadrants: northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest, with the capitol building marking the middle.

maryland borders the north half of the quadrant, generally, and virginia the south.

dc streets run three ways: east-west, north-south, and diagonally, and the streets are named with numbers, letters ( excluding j, x, and z, ) states or a combination.

lettered streets go east-west, numbered streets go north-south, and diagonal streets have state names.

the national mall runs west and east, respectively, away from the capitol so all the east-west letter streets run next to or parallel to them.

starting with the capitol, the first east-west streets north and south of the capitol are called a st, the second east-west streets north and south of the capitol are called b st, the third is c st, etc.

because there are two of the same number or letter street, you should include the quadrant if you’re mailing something or giving an address. like ‘555 k street nw, washington dc 42069.’

if that sounds confusing, it is. here’s a diagram that might help.

now that i’m done with specific traits, here are some Places of Note in dc you can set your threads in and your character can frequent!!

the smithsonian museums. i can’t make this list without putting my Beloved smithsonian museums first, sorry! they’re all wicked sick, but i’m particularly fond of the natural history museum ( which recently got new ocean and fossil halls i’ve been obsessed with, ) all of the art galleries ( we have five ) and the brand new african-american museum!

politics and prose and kramerbooks. politics and prose is a dc-based bookstore with its Main Store in chevy chase, but has locations in a couple other parts of dc. it also has smaller satellite stores that are part of busboys and poets, a combination restaurant and spoken-word venue. kramerbooks is a single independent bookstore in dupont circle. it’s open super late and has a cafe, called afterwords, on top!!

georgetown cupcake. like i said, it’s a cupcake bakery headquartered in georgetown, with a bethesda location as well! known for its Cute Ass Pink Boxes.

the wharf. waterfront entertainment district in southwest, popular with rich people. awesome music venue, the anthem, where i’ve seen florence + the machine and kt tunstall but it’s primarily fancy restaurants, high-end shopping and cocktail bars, including a milk bar.

baked and wired. like i said, georgetown cupcake’s rival. REALLY BIG cupcakes, which it calls ‘cakecups,’ with flavours like ‘uniporn and rainhoes’ and ‘chocolate doom.’

the black cat. goth / punk music venue and entertainment space on u street. i went to my first ever Capital-G Goth Event here shortly after i turned fourteen!! i love this place a lot and i hung out here all the time in high school. lots of great diy or less-mainstream artists play here, like waxahatchee, ex hex and daughter, and i go to their smiths vs the cure and depeche mode-themed parties every year.

the 9.30 club. the black cat’s cleaner and slightly hipper older sister, just a few blocks away on u street. i also love this place dearly and saw most of the concerts i’ve been to here, including haim, kate nash, new politics, the vaccines and sleigh bells. this is where most big indie and alternative bands play when they come to dc. there’s a coffee bar on the topmost area!!

the satellite room. 1960s-themed diner right behind the 9.30 club. open really late, awesome food especially vegan milkshakes and really cool arcade games in the back!! been here after many a concert In My Day.

nellie’s sports bar. gay sports bar across the street from the 9.30 club. great food and awesome drag brunch!! can be really crowded on weekend evenings though, so proceed with caution.

pitchers / a league of her own. gay bar and lesbian bar in the basement of said gay bar respectively in adams morgan. i’ve not been yet, but i’ve heard it’s fantastic!

strathmore. art and music venue in bethesda / kensington. has a mansion, for small concerts and a tea room, and a huge beautiful concert hall that seats over a thousand people for symphonic and other bigger concerts.

eastern market. craft fair in capitol hill that sells handmade goods, artisan food and fresh produce from may to october, roughly. great Wares, but hot and miserable unless you go early.

fantom comics. adorable comic book store in dupont circle. i’ve also been coming here for ages!! it has mainstream comics and indie ones, and it hosts events as well!

bits and bobs / miscellaneous info--

montgomery county in maryland, where i live, has a five-cent charge for plastic bags in grocery stores. it’s really annoying and your character will probably lie to the self-checkout machines when they buy stuff or complain about it to cashiers.

the grocery stores here are giant ( litcherally just stop and shop with a different name, ) safeway, and wegmans. we also have smaller region-specific ones like mom’s organic market, magruders and yes!

ocean city in maryland, virginia beach in, Well, Virginia, and rehoboth, dewey, lewes and bethany beaches, which are all in delaware, are where most locals go for summer vacations.

almost everyone who says they live in dc, doesn’t actually live in dc. they usually live in a surrounding area, like bethesda or silver spring, and say ‘dc’ for brevity’s sake.

you can’t buy alcohol at a grocery store in maryland, but you can in dc and virginia.

sometimes metro stops will Randomly shut down for maintenance, which means that sometimes you have to get off at that stop and wait for a ‘shuttle’ ( aka a free bus ) to take you to the next one. it’s the worst thing ever.

most of the houses in dc proper are row houses, which more closely resemble nyc’s brownstones than row houses elsewhere. maryland and virginia tend to have more Real Live Houses, townhouses and apartments.

marylanders LOVE their state flag for some reason, and because so many of them live and work in dc, you’re bound to see it there too. the maryland flag is absolutely FUCK-UGLY and they plaster it on EVERYTHING. bumper stickers, keychains, phone cases, you name it, even board shorts and tank tops.

those cameras on traffic lights that take pix of you when you speed? everywhere. you WILL end up with a ticket from one eventually.

we have three international airports, reagan international, dulles international and bwi. dulles and reagan are metro accessible, but bwi is in baltimore, so it’s not.

so there you have it!! a Comprehensive List of DC Shibboleths from a dc local!! have fun, and feel free to tag me in or tell me about your headcanons you use this post for, i’d love to see them!!

#⚢ ♡ mondo mama brains!! ( ooc. )#i worked rlly hard on this and if it flops im gna b pissed lmfao.#okay now tags for static -#halechief #caustis #political rp #house of cards rp #veep rp #political animals rp #rph #roleplay help #dearindies #thewelshbitchrph #washington dc #dc #dmv #maryland #virginia #dc rp

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dwter · 2 years ago

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THANK U :D chommy and/or jinx (dont know whether u mean mobile or desktop but either way) will always be famous 🙌🏽🌟

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( ooc: jinx. she/her. 22. capslock enthusiast & Always Tired. ) “MY RELIGION IS VERY SIMPLE. MY RELIGION IS KINDNESS.”

JANE LONGBOTTOM really is the spitting image of SEYCHELLE GABRIEL, right? For someone only TWENTY-ONE ( AQUARIUS/PISCES CUSP ) years old, JANEY has been forced to endure so much. Yeah, that HALFBLOOD has been scraping by at the sanctuary for EIGHT MONTHS now, working as a HEALER in the DIVISION OF HEALING. SHE identifies as CIS-FEMALE and is known to be PERSNICKETY and SELFLESS but also HARDWORKING and ALTRUISTIC. Best of luck surviving through this.

CHARACTER PARALLELS: Cosette ( Les Misérables ), Beth Greene ( TWD ), Lexie Grey ( Grey’s Anatomy ), Emma Woodhouse ( Emma ), Steve Rogers ( MCU ), Kara Danvers ( DC ), Jemma Simmons ( Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ), Primrose Everdeen ( THG the Books )

PINTREST BOARD: [ x ]

- Jane was given so much, it almost a surprise that she didn’t up greedy & selfish. Whether it was the love her siblings & parents gave her, whether it was the individual little kindnesses in the world that seemed like man made moments of magic, For the first few years of her life, Jane was with a mother who didn’t know how to take care of her, though she desperately tried to. The woman was still dealing with emotional scars from the previous Wizarding War and got a job at The Leaky Cauldron -- where Hannah was now the owner. Hannah saw the woman have a hard time with her child, and let her bring the young girl to the Leaky so she could keep an eye on her. Jane was calm, collected and observant even as a child and extremely kind, always offering smiles and compliments to patrons. Always trying to help anyone who worked there, having the best intentions even if she sometimes accidentally got in the way. The Longbottoms had been looking to adopt another child for a while, so when the young mother confided in Hannah that she could no longer her child and didn’t know what to do -- The Longbottoms thought it was the perfect opportunity then, to try to adopt Jane and they ended up succeeding.

- [ OCD MENTION ] She was always so grateful and never bitter towards her biological mother, Hannah and Neville never were either, happy that they had Jane in their life and she grew up in a loving household nurturing the heart full of love and kindness that she’d been born with. Her older brother Rhys was someone she was so fascinated with who was extremely protective of her and she loved her sister Violet’s personality, there was passion, love, support as well as someone who understood her. It was then she met her godbrother Albus as well, who was also adopted into one of the most famous families in the Wizarding World and the two became inseparable. When all her family was first shipped off to Hogwarts without her, Jane cried and missed them dearly. Yes, she had Albus, but he still had his sister and extensive family and while she felt close to the Wotters -- it wasn’t the same without her siblings. There was a guilt that she felt for not being more grateful. Jane started having obsessive thoughts and compulsions in an attempt to cope with the fears associated with her siblings both being away. Diagnosed with OCD at such a young age was an illuminating thing for Jane, her treatment process was something that further bonded her with Hannah. After months of treatments, exposure therapy, the support of her family & friends, and inner strength, Jane finally felt better and realizing all she wanted to do was give, and give that same healing power & love back to other people. It was clear in her mind then, she wanted to be Healer. It was her calling. [ END OF OCD MENTION ]

- Though Jane was incredibly well liked, she was also sometimes made fun of for naive brand of thinking, and though she had a pure innocence, she was not blind or unexperienced to hurt, mental suffering, and loss. She was underestimated by some as some saw her as a far too idealistic Hufflepuff, a naive girl, a perfect student and so altruistic & sweet it made your teeth rot. It was all genuine, kindness was her virtue and being kind to others even when they were unkind to her was something she frequently practiced. People thought her being a Healer wouldn’t work, they thought her meek, but Jane was even more hungry to prove herself, finding any way to advance & learn as quickly as she could to get to her goal as best & quickly as she could. Jane simply couldn’t wait. The hardwork paid off, and though Jane didn’t graduate early from Hogwarts, she had taken classes & done so many internships as well as pre-Healing programs over summers & during school ( helping in the infirmary with Miss Pomfrey kept her sane ) that she started her training immediately after school a year ahead. Her life was dedicated to that then, and the young girl many thought would probably faint at the sign of blood with how pristine she could act was always hands first in a body cavity doing what she had to. The first to respond to a scene that required extra care and thought. The first to get her scrubs beyond dirty and stained with blood if needed. Jane took authority, she was confident in a way that she didn’t display anywhere else.

- When the Inferi outbreak started, Jane had just finally graduated from the program and become a full fledged Healer with a research lab and a grant she’d gotten from the Ministry. She’d been focused on finding a way to cure Lycanthropy when people started coming in with weird symptoms, and bodies that didn’t look quite human started coming in ripped apart, missing organs. Jane kept calm, but deep in her gut she knew something was wrong and started preparing for the worse -- just as a precaution. It paid off, because when it was told that they Jane was one of the first people at Hogwarts helping set up the Division of Healing in Hogwarts, and has been there for 8 months since. Jane still is truly one of the nicest, kindest, selfless people you’ll ever meet that it could kill her. Easily willing to help a person no matter what side they’re on, it’s hard for her to tolerate suffering in any capacity -- especially when doled out by brainwashed bigoted children. Jane is nonstop in working, she’s finally gotten to where she wants to start and she’ll be damned to let the world fall apart if she can help it. She wants to do anything she can to help the world and to help heal the people around her, and will do everything in her power to try.

RANDOM FACTS:

excellent chess player and hot chocolate maker

will try to set you up!!! even in this economy!! is so in love with people’s love life and would fuck around with the media bc she found them annoying but funny and always making assumptions so she just went with it and joked around fueling and feeding FAKE AF rumors

Her sexuality and her OCD were two things she had trouble thinking about and dealing with. Firstly, Jane had never really felt the same sexual attraction to people that everyone else had when she was in school. She could never imagine casually sleeping with someone and when someone mentioned a need for sex, Jane didn’t really understand it. She figured it’d come later, but it never did and for a while Jane felt broken by it, she felt scared that there was something deeply wrong with her. Albus was who she opened up to first, and he helped educate and reassure her that there was nothing wrong with her -- though she felt comforted it’s not something she’s thought about further. Especially during the zombie apocalypse. Her OCD now isn’t as compulsion driven now as it is obsessive thought centered. Survival mode is hard and definitely taking it’s toll on Jane, something she needs to take care of but feels she can’t. Other people are suffering more, they need her brain and they need her hands, she cannot think about things that will unravel her. So Jane pushes it down, as her anxiety grows and the number of hours she sleeps grows less and less.

but really if she sees two people who look cute and are acting cute together she’ll ship it

she really has no artistic talent??? she’s not the most knowledgeable on it either besides art from books like plays, but painting all that jazz?? how do u do that??

really pure, cinnamon roll, follows da rulez and probs tries to mother you like SHE WILL bc she cares so damn much

always always leads with her heart but it doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a sharp mind. she just prefers to lead with her heart and FEELS so much

will always be gentle and kind no matter what, it’s wild

loves herbology and likes potions a lot but jane really got good at it through hardwork, ambition to be a healer and curiousity.

imma stop now bc THATS A LOT! but thank you for reading and if you’d like to plot just like this!! honestly ur the real mvp if u read this

#inferi intro #( intro. )#intro ❀ ( jane longbottom. )

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CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN !!!

Cain, u say?

Full Name: Cain Adam Meyers

Gender and Sexuality: Cis Male, Pansexual

Pronouns: He/Him

Ethnicity/Species: Samoan/Ojibwe, Half-Vampire

Birthplace and Birthdate: Cherryville, BC, Canada. July 3rd 1993

Guilty Pleasures: He’s shameless but definitely has a secret thing for Billy Idol. Shhh

Phobias: Dark confined places, Abandonment, Loved ones dying, Himself? In ways?, He has lesser fears as well– very flinchy around fast movements and loud noises, despite his large stature.

What They Would Be Famous For: Singing, probably. He has a very low, smooth singing voice (I always reference Disturbed’s cover of The Sound of Silence for his voice) Or, like, Instagram famous? He’s pretty lmao

What They Would Get Arrested For: Mmm, he does a lot of illegal shit (murder is a big one)– but uh, probably something dumb, honestly. Him and my other oc, Jinx, get into a lot of dumb shenanigans.

OC You Ship Them With: Damion! (Ignore their names they were made separately lmao) Damion has been his boyfriend for like 8 years.

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Dieter. He’s another OC I never really mention but Cain used to work ~odd jobs~ for him and he is not a nice man.

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Psychological thrillers or, like, animated stuff.

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Probably just inaccuracies, honestly? Less of a cliche, but he doesn’t like how weapons and phsyics are handled in movies and books.

Talents and/or Powers: Singing. He’s really good at drawing eyes, but nothing else past that. Can play the drums. Also a pretty good cook! (He really likes seafood) Is naturally stronger than a regular human, but otherwise doesn’t really get much out of being a vampire.

Why Someone Might Love Them: There’s a lot to him. He’s a big teddybear that needs to be handled with more care than you’d expect. Generally just a cutie, tbh?

Why Someone Might Hate Them: He’s made some… colorful choices in his past. Many he’s not proud of. Also is a LOT to handle– has a lot of emotional baggage.

How They Change: Cain’s slowly becoming more and more confident with himself, past just wearing a mask like he’s confident. He’s also smoothing out the rough edges of himself, becoming softer but also more resilient.

Why You Love Them: *Stitch voice* He’s a little broken, but he’s still good.

#gunk ocs #oc fact meme #THANK YOU I DO INDEED LOVE CAIN #hippydippybitch

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gorsime · 8 years ago

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bad cop hogwarts au

@pouncival

points to cover: houses, prefect stuff, meetings, classes, Naughty Stuff, other cats, pets, life after hogwarts, quidditch >:((, HYDRATION, teachers, uhhhhh and anything else i can think of

HOUSES: rumples a gryffindor. the sorting hat took about three seconds. alonzos a hufflepuff even tho his family have always been ravenclaws and he desperately wanted to be a gryffindor, he cried after the sorting ceremony also: jenny is huffpuff head, skimble is p much hagrid, jelly is raven, gus is gryffdor and grizabella is slytherin,,, headmaster deuteronomy lmao

PREFECT STUFF: alonzos a prefect. Obviously, i mean come on. he takes it so seriously,,, hes already dating rumple when he becomes one and she delights in the fact that he can sometimes b persuaded to let her go with a warning bc yo thats what u get for fucking a prefect,,, once she wanted to get in ravenclaw tower and she didnt know the answer to the riddle so she was like "LONZYYY I HAVE A RIDDLE THAT I NEED TO FIND THE ANSWER TO FOR HOMEWORRKKKKK" and hes a library fiend so he spent like an hour looking it up and then he told her and she was like "ok thanks im going off 2 ravenclaw tower now" and he was so distraught he took ten points from hufflepuff for helping her. the other prefects Donut Understand their relationship ghdkhgd bc mungo and rumple r worse than fred and george but eventually it gets to the point where they catch her doin some rulebreaking and shes like... do u seriously feel like dealing with me so they just go get alonzo. she gets drunk on firewhisky one time and he takes her back up to gryffindor tower and spends ten minutes trying to get the fat lady to let her in but the fat lady is annoyed and refusing and it goes like "rumple tell her the password" "nooOooOoOooOo" "do you know the password" ">:3c" "rumple teLL HER THE PASSWORD" for another half hour and eventually gives up and decides to wait for the next gryffindors to come along and let her in but the next one to come along is mungo and then its twice as bad when alonzo becomes head boy (munk is the year above them) he cries, and rumple opens her letter like I GOT HEAD GIRL??!!!!????? and hes like. What. and shes like hehehehehe just kidding who the fuck do u think i am,, also. prefects bathroom. he ends up letting her find out the password and then shes constantly in there and then Somehow (i wonder how) mungo finds out and then they have to change it before the whole school knows,,, oh my god the other prefects tease him so much and at first hes like eh..heh...yeah but after a while hes like fuck off please, stop shittalking my girlfriend to me, and he gets a wee bit defensive about it so they give up especially in their final year when hes head boyyyy

QUIDDITCH: OKAY so alonzo wanted to play quidditch as a seeker bc ofc he did right?? i mean theres so many rules. such nice uniforms. but he never made the tryouts bc he wasnt willing to take the risks needed to get the golden thingy (also, vitiligo, hes got autoimmune shit and he has 2 b careful w his health),,, rumple however. rumples grown up loving the harpies and desperately wanting to be a beater. then she meets mungo and the two of them are fucking terrifying beaters, they are So Good, its honestly the only reason why gryffindor hasnt lost the house cup every fucking year, them helping win p much every game kind of balances out all the points they lose for being shits lmao,,, we had a thought that she gets hurt sometime in a game, and alonzo is. so terribly smothering he brings in all his books to study by her bed in the hospital wing and takes notes for her and is way too cautious after that and begs her to stop playing and she just. Looks at him. :| anyway she does eventually become quidditch captain nyehehe and so shes captain, hes head boy, they are a glorious power couple,,, the nerds love alonzo, the delinquents and sportheads love rumple, together they are So Respected,, it also means she gets actual access to the prefects bathroom which changes very little except for how sneaky she has to be to get in

MEETINGS: okay so in true hogwarts au fashion they first meet on the train as first years,,, rumple: hi can i sit here (she says as shes sat down) are u muggleborn im a halfblood alonzo: im from an old wzarding family my name is draco malfuck you rumple: wow u sound like an asshole. what house r u gonna be in. im gryffindor alonzo: me too rumple: u dont seem like one alonzo: you do :// rude fuck. this is my owl her name is aegolius im pretentious rumple: cool name. this is my cat her name is gwynog GO HARPIES alonzo: ive never had physical contact with a living thing in my life can i pet her rumple: sure alonzo: soft anyway after they get sorted they never talk again. End Of Au. jks but forreal they dont talk for years until they get their electives and theyre partnered in care of magical creatures and finally talk again and it goes like rumple: hey youre that kid who cried at the sorting ceremony alonzo: rumple: sup somehow the whole Falling In Love part is the one bit we havent really talked about but it happens and its cute

id also like to add that alonzos parents are an old italian wizarding family but they pride themselves on being chic, modern wizards who incorporate certain muggle things, mostly fashion, his mums a fashion designer, so all his clothes are beautiful and tailored and more Modern than most,, ANYWAY they also Want The Best for him and when he tells them who hes dating (A HALFBLOOD RAISED AMONG MUGGLES??? A GIRL BEATER???? LOOK AT HER SCHOOL RECORDS DARLING SHES A DELINQUENT!!!!!!) and they refuse to let him stay at her house or let her come over,,, until he writes home one day like. shes captain of the quidditch team what more do u want shes going to do it professionally) and theyre Sporty Folks who are So Fucking Into Quidditch and by this point theyve realised that she's not turning him into a Bad Kid so they finally accept her

CLASSES: ive forgotten like all of their classes kmn anyway alonzo wants to be an auror. thats all he wants. thats his ambition. so he studies his ass off from day one and gets perfect grades and is a model student. rumple is. perhaps not. just think fred and george thats her and mungo, shes a terror but somehow she still manages to pass everything through an annoying natural talent. alonzos kind of hellbent on making her get good grades and they spend much of their time in the library, hes in there Every Day, he pretty much has a reserved table, rumple sits around practicing jinxes on any unfortunate passerbys and trying to pester him and/or make him kiss her he loves presentations, hes so good at them, he prepares for weeks and then the entire time rumples in the back of class making Naughty Gestures. he chokes on his water when she does presentations theyre short but shes really charismatic so he just kind of sits there staring at her like an idiot because gosh she has a nice voice rumples a pro at brooms obviously, alonzos Hella Nervous on them, he has the best and safest model, she offers to give him private lessons but really its just an opportunity for dick jokes what can u do. he gets her a really good really SAFE and fast broom for christmas one year bc what else does a rich boy get his girlfriend who kicks ass at quidditch which brings me to

NAUGHTY STUFF: kittens look away! look for like. a full three months hes like Im Not Having Sex At School Its Against the rRULES!!!!!! and rumples like. well then we either abstain until we graduate or we can do it at your parents place and. No. The Horror. he changes his mind very quickly. they happen to stumble across the room of requirement a few times when.uh. the need is great. u know how it goes. im also gonna go out on a limb and admit that alonzo is rather fond of the Luxury Baths in the prefects bathroom and rumple is very good at catching him when hes in there and enchanting the door or some shit so nobody disturbs them :-)) this is from one of those hogwarts au headcanon posts but i love it, he gives a presentation on sex ed and shit (lets pretend hogwarts is better than it is) and rumple sits in the back asking the worst questions and inside he wants to scream u KNOW what that is we did it last nIGHT

other cats: yes ok here we go. in their year is misto, victoria, admetus, mungo, coricopat, tantomile and im sure im missing people here, year above them is munk, tugger, deme, bomba, cassandra, macavity (???!!!???) and everyone else is younger by a year or two, also worth mentioning is etcetera being rumples younger sister and theyre adorable and lovely etcetera for president of the world munk and cass or deme are probably head boy and girl of their year, cass is dating tantomile, bombas dating demeter, alonzo has the biggest crush on munk as well (optional polyamory for u fucks) (worth saying that the reason rumple went to sneak into ravenclaw tower was to see victoria btw),,, alonzo and victoria are head boy and girl of their year, and probably jemima andddddddd idk maybe g eorge fuck me man idk admetus is another prefect, so's tantomile tbh,,, id say victoria but she wants to focus on her studies

PETS: alonzo has this beautiful eagle owl, scariest of all owls, her name is aegoleius (pronounced ay-JEE-lee-us) it means bird of prey and he adores her. shes beautifully trained. rumple has a kitty that im personally in love with who is basically rumpleteazer as a cat lol shes a calico but her name is gwenog after the famous beater of the harpies <33333 eventually they'll get another cat thatll be a suspiciously familiar black and white patched triangle shorthair named Faolan (sorta like FWAY-larn) even tho it means little wolf because he thought it sounded cool and he read it in a book and thought it was pronouned faow-lahn, honestly they probably end up getting a whole ton of cats

LIFE AFTER HOGWARTS: WOO im excited for this bit. okay. so. alonzo wants to be an auror. hes spent his whole life training for this. he immediately applies after graduation and gets in and starts his rigorous three year training process. in the meantime rumples gone into professional quidditch, and shes really really good at it but shes like.... this isnt fun anymore. bc its not just a school game anymore, its a professional sport, and what do u mean u cant jinx the opponents!!!! so for a while she just helps him train "ok so if you walk like THIS and use this charm your footsteps will be totally silent blah blah boh my god i should be an auror" and hes like. You. want to be an auror. and shes like. Yup. and its a damn good thing he was so obsessive about her getting good marks bc her newts are good enough that she can apply. they do a criminal record check, but mind u that altho rumples done naughty stuff, shes never actually. Been Caught doing anything particularly bad. so her record is somehoW CLEAN and she gets in. its a miracle. "what did you do. who did you blackmail" "i sucked every single aurors dick lonzy" "HOW DID YOU GET IN" "EVERY! SINGLE! DICK!" but hes also really really prouD AND THAT MEANS THEY CAN HELP EACH OTHER TRAIN!!!!! cue training montage. rumple pulls a tonks and coasts thru a lot of it rlly easily and almost fails some but they both eventually graduate and become aurors and work together and she covers her trenchcoat in patches and he keeps asking if he has to wear his because sweet jesus it is ugly ITS BROWN, and at this point his parents r more than content with rumple lmao, anyway they live together in a lovely little house that is kept in perfect order, rumple enchants EVERYTHING to talk, its cute, fucking domestic shit yes please

HYDRATION LOL look this isnt even important but alonzo is so deeply into that health shit. he only eats dark chocolate, and most importantly he fucking loves spending time in the kitchen with jenny. she cooks, he makes custom face masks, and also infused water. so much infused water. he has different """recipes""" and he always has a bottle of lovely chilled water with fucking apple and ginger and lemongrass shit in it that he made the night before, and since rumple fucking hates drinking anything thats not tropical sunshine punch fruit juice he constantly is trying to figure out a recipe of infused water that she'll drink becUSE ITS NOT HEALTHY RUMPLE!!!!!!!! YOU NEED WATER, but she thinks its disgusting and eventually he gives up and carries a bottle of juice with him in case he sees her because its better than nothing,

yeah ok im,,,,, i assume there will be more to come but for now this is what u get

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