#sassy henry?

[lilliejareau]

henry: do dragons fart fire?

JJ: um…i don’t know…

henry: i thought you went to college.

[beaulesbian]

"Open the gate, hand over Radzig's bastard and I'll let the rest of you leave. We both know you don't stand a chance. I'm offering you your lives in exchange for that piece of shit."

[henryrussell63]

That’s the last time Toto lets me use the radio!

[cherrybeachbum]

Henry when he looks at Hans :૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა ㅤ♡

[solifelessblog]

The redraw saga (8/ ) "Killer wedding, man"

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Please reblog, don’t repost :)

[iceclew]

(10 min into the game) MY FAMILY, MY BOIS, MY LOVES!!! 🥹🥹

(3 hours later) I'm gonna punch you in your f*cking face, you lovely idiot. I will heal your wounds immediatelly, but I will punch you nonetheless....

OH YES, ALSO LOVE IS THERE TOO, LOOKING VERY RESPECTFULLY, BUT SORRY I LOVE YOU. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[howtotrainabraincell]

Happy 181st Birthday to Henry Green/ Jayadeep Mir!!!

I have NOT seen enough appreciation for this man, and it is A CRIME. He was born on December 7th, 1843, within the borders of the Sikh Empire to Princess Pyara Kaur and Indian Assassin Arbaaz Mir. He is a certified sweetie bear and all-around great character (FIGHT ME) who acts as not only a patient mentor, but a calm mediator between the two rather hot-headed Frye twins... He is kind and peaceful despite the circumstances of the life he lives, and I admire that he has not become numb/cold blooded as a lot of assassins do to survive the 'lifestyle'(?) or hand that they deal with in life.

[fictionadventurer]

St. John Henry Newman in the main text of Apologia Pro Vita Sua: I'm not going to address all of Mr. Kingsley's accusations. I'm just going to tell the full story of how my theological opinions developed over time, so I can refute the main charge that I was dishonest about my beliefs.

Newman in the appendix: I'm taking every one of those accusations and I am explaining in detail every single way he lacks reading comprehension. I am pulling quotes. I am keeping score.

[beth-purcell]

The Ink Demonth: Cage

"What do you want Joey? Haven't you taken enough?"

"Haha, I suppose that's a fair assessment, even despite your current situation, Old Friend..."

I want so badly for the Cage to be Henry and Joey's story, and while they're not the actual guys the entire crux of the series is supposed to be based on, this is the game to establish and show off how those two chuckleheads came to know each other, start a studio, and had their falling out together.

[barrackspredator]

Heyyy!! I have a question..so if butch found out Henry had a girlfriend...how do you think he would react...???I feel like he'd be mad at first but if Henry's girlfriend is submissive enough he could use it to his advantage like making Henry's girl cook for everybody in return of letting her sleep over the night to spend time with henry

Butch finding out Henry has a girlfriend

⚠️TW: Reader is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse

Butch was pissed, absolutely livid

“Who the fuck do you think you are living under my roof and running off behind my back for some girl?”

He doesn’t like you but mostly ‘cuz he doesn’t like Henry

“Run while you still can”

He says sassy remarks with a side eye like Henry

Seeing Butch is getting unwarranted advice every time you go

“Don’t wear that again 🤨”

Henry and Butch argue about you in front of you and it’s an absolute sass fest

“I DON’T WORK EVERY DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND LOUNGING AROUND MY HOUSE-”

*Ding* “Oh, I think the chicken pot pie is ready”

Butch stopped screaming and stared at you blankly before nodding.

“Alright she can stay.”

Butch hates Henry but tolerates you because you’re a decent person

He still judges you to your face though

#1 hater just like Henry

Says out of pocket shit when he’s two beers in

“You kids just do me a favor and wear a rubber ‘cuz… i’m too young to be a peepaw.”

If he ever catches you alone in the house without Henry, expect a vent session of him just slandering tf outta Henry and the gang

He sets rules whenever you sleepover

“1. Keep your room door open. 2. No funny business. 3. Don’t touch my beers.”

He will convince you to leave Henry

He is also convinced you will leave Henry because he doesn’t trust women

[marsidotcom]

So.. Would any of y'all read this based on this alone?

[dostarsfallatall]

Oh creature(Adam in the og) from the hit comic glass scientists whom shouldn’t be attractive but i find incredibly attractive anyway and have a concerning amount of pictures+album of save me

-I wanna kiss him is that so wrong of me 😔

-This goes for almost all versions of him too btw just not the ones who get his character totally wrong in design and personality like making him a mindless fool

[lovelikeghostsmp3]

He's always posing like this. This is taking me out. Hello??

[3nergyspirit]

What if instead of only monster Frankie chasing you

My sona chased you also ...

Tee hee.

[mightntbethebest]

Various KFAM Doodles

Again.

[New and Old]

[1] Most recent Henry Drawing. Why's he so mad? Who hurt his feelings???

[2] I think my first drawing of Forrest?

[3] Transgender Forrest Nash [Consider,,, please,,,]

[4] Marie Campbell: "I don't give a fuck if you're trans Henry, Kill Teddy Gallows >:["

[5] Cut off comic lmao

Marie: "Honestly, all you do is bitch."

Forrest: "I think I bitch a perfectly normal amount for this situation!"

[6] Henry:((( Sweet Boy:((((

[iamshay]

My Life: Me : ....(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ