#sassy gay davy

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🎭THE DRAMA KIDS🎭 PT. 02

Emeline Gaius {The Longtime Childhood Friend}-Bisexual, 15, Lawful Good

Christopher Cameron {The Blue-Eyed Guy}-Pansexual, 16, Chaotic Good

Samuel Lane {The High IQ}-Straight Ally/Transmac, 16, Lawful Good

Adan Long {The Enthusiastic Athlete}- Demiboy/Biromantic Demisexual, 15, Chaotic Good

Darcy Rogers {The Astro Loving Female}-Bisexual, 15, Chaotic Good

Jabez Rogers {The Bright Student with Mad Skills}-Asexual, 17, Lawful Good

Teagen Fuller {The Lively Cyber Chick}-Intersex/Demigender, 15, Neutral Good/Good

Sampson Gordon {The Goth Guy}-Biromantic Demisexual/Nonbinary, 16, Neutral Good

Juan Martín Andrade {The Tanned Attitude in a Can}-Bisexual, 16,  Chaotic Neutral/Neutral Good

Hanita Brown {The Strong, Silent, and Giant  Genius}- Sapphic/Butch Lebsian/Genderfluid, 16, Good

Electa Bourne {The Plays By the Rules Army Cadet}-Genderfluid/Bi-Curious/Demigirl , 16, Lawful Good

Chesiree Payne-Long {The  98 ½ Pound Brainiac}-Bi-Curious/Demigirl/Polyamorous, 14, Chaotic Good

Dwayne Galloway {The Ethereal and Mysterious Moonchild}-Abroasexual/Agender, 15, Lawful Good

Diana Brady {The Mega Queen Bee}-Mean Lesbian/Demigirl/Lipstick Lesbian, 16, Lawful Neutral/Lawful Neutral-Good

Kyong Cheon-Sa {The Very Sweet Sweetheart}-Bisexual/Omnisexual/Demigirl, 16, Chaotic Good

Jenson Davis {The Heartless Tomboy}-Achillean, 16, Lawful Neutral/Neutral Good

Joey Lee {The Cool Musician}-Demiboy/Demisexual, 16, Neutral Good/Good

Loralei  Marie Francoise Bien Aimé-Mero {The  Sassy Fashion Blogger}-Lipstick Lebsian/Girlflux, 15, Lawful Good/Neutral Good

Maximus Rich {The Total Affluent Brat}-Straight Ally, 17, Chaotic Bad 

Dawson Sharp {The Superstar Wannabe}-Pansexual, 16, Lawful  Neutral/Neutral Good

Dashanique King {The Pretty Jockette}-Demigirl/Sapphic/Transfeminine, 17, Chaotic Neutral Good

Mattie Ballard {The Gal Who’s Has a Great Personality and then Some}-Bigender/Transfemale/Demigirl, 15, Chaotic Good

Sophia Harrington {The Ultimate Sweet Gamer}-Omnisexual/Polysexual, 15, ChaoticGood

Kenji Hashimoto-Santana {The Playful Student}-Demi-Acesexual/Agender, 16, Chaotic Good 

Beckett Nà Zhōng-Chéng (Graceful Loyal) {The Guy Who’s Deep & Mysterious}-Polysexual, 16, Chaotic Good

Shaney Ross {The Devious & Dirt Disturber}-Nonbinary/Pangender, 16, Chaotic Neutral 

Patricio Santángel {The Jaw-Dropping}-Transmac/Demiboy/Bisexual, 16, Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Neutral-Good

Solomon John {The Quiet Hunk-to-a-Munk}-Gay/Achillean, 16,  Lawful Neutral/ Lawful Neutral-Good

Isabella Alexander van Azéma {The Desirable & Classy Lady}-Aceflux/Nice Lesbian, 15, Lawful Good

Tyndall Junior Nicholas-Mathis {The Wicked DJ}-Nonbinary/Omnisexual, 15, Lawful Good 

Roméo Beauchamp {The Class Jokester}-Demiboy/Biromantic Demisexual, 15, Chaotic Neutral-Good/Chaotic Good

Noémi Hinto (Dakota)-Quint {The Determined Reporter}-Bisexual/Demigirl, 15, Lawful Neutral-Good/Good

Stanley Thomson {The Mr. Chatterbox}-Gay,  16, Lawful Good

Zephaniah Wiley-Toshiaki (Bright And Happy) {The Indie Dude}-Pansexual, 16, Chaotic Good

Prosperity Davison {The Affluent Brat’s Sneaky Cousin}-Straight Ally, 17, Chaotic Bad 

Tyndarus Maro {The Big Outside}-Arosexual, 16, Lawful Neutral/Lawful Neutral-Good

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Main characters and The Drama Kids of 👑✨TALES OF GOLD QUEEN’S GOLDEN EMPIRE✨👑(Belongs to and Created by @gloomycherub-mysterious/@sullenwriter-log/@glazedwriter-mystery0014)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 2024!!!

[sparkymalone]

PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR OCS 🙏🙏🙏

Lol sure. Like I said, they're all-purpose OCs, so they don't really have anything to do with Dingus Rhombus. Also I have convenient visuals I made with Picrew!

Name: Yuko Izumi (she/her)

She's a ~delinquent~ lol. Generally sassy and likes to be a jerk. Weakness for hot boys. Has absolutely no qualms about getting into fights, or using her body to her advantage. She has a fucked-up right eye, the reason why depends on what universe I'm using her in, lol. It's supposed to just be pitch black but most Picrew creators don't have that option. Also I created her before ever seeing SDR2 so her having the same fucked-up eye as Fuyuhiko is pure coincidence, I swear!

She was originally created as my My Hero Academia OC, in case you're wondering what kind of dork I am, lmao.

I can keep going, if you want.

Name: Davis Finch (he/him)

The second face is way more accurate, but his hair is supposed to be in a bun. Grew up on a farm. Pretty easy-going and helpful. Can be kinda sarcastic, but not in a malicious way. He's got that lean, farm boy build. Also he's gay! Very important lmao.

He was based off of the character I created when I played Fallout 4, of all things. Now he's my go-to male OC. When I use him for anime universes, I make him a foreign exchange student, lol.

Hopefully those are the descriptions you wanted?

I have other OCs, too. Maybe I'll traipse them out here at some point.

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Pride & Prejudice Slicks & Knots

Pride & Prejudice, Slicks & Knots https://ift.tt/NKQ2IqG by Orchid_Heart Following a bad break up, Omega Castiel Novak decides to start recording a podcast. He wishes to create a safe space where he and his friends can openly discuss gender issues, as well as try to dismantle stereotypes regarding Alpha & Omega relationships and society norms. By coincidence, he comes across Dean Winchester- a traditional, machismo of an Alpha, who gets Castiel hot and bothered in more ways than one. Dean agrees to be interviewed on the podcast, where the differences in their perspectives quickly become apparent. The heated discussions that ensues sends them both on a journey towards self- exploration and core beliefs reevaluation. And then there's that stupid bet... Words: 527, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Mick Davies, Charlie Bradbury, Gabriel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Omega Verse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Castiel/Alpha Dean Winchester, Gender Issues, Podcast, Enemies to Lovers, Bigotry & Prejudice, Explicit Sexual Content, Rape/Non-con Elements, Gay Sex, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bond, Knotting, Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss, Possessive Dean Winchester, POV Castiel (Supernatural), Sassy Castiel (Supernatural), POV Dean Winchester, omega rights, Breaking down stereotypes, Slicking, Arrogant Dean Winchester, Stubborn Castiel (Supernatural), Idiots in Love, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Shameless Smut via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/Wg6oVPG December 28, 2023 at 04:15AM

[cattatonically]

There Galapagos My Heart - Philip William Stover

Synopsis

A flirty, cozy gay romcom aboard a luxury cruise with handsome heroes, quirky passengers and an HEA with all the feels.

When a charming but misguided account manager gets stuck on a cruise to the Galapagos Islands with his hunky zoologist ex, he might rediscover his true passion—in and out of the bedroom.

After art school, Mike Davis gave up on his dream in favor of a stable yet unfulfilling job. But when he gets an opportunity to teach wealthy travelers how to paint stunning sunsets, it seems like the perfect break. Until he finds out he’ll be sharing a suite with his ex, charming Benton Aldridge—a British scientist cuter than the baby animals he studies. Mike makes it clear he has no intention of getting back together with Benton, but sharing a suite makes it impossible keep his distance.

As they climb over volcanic peaks and swim with manatees through sparkling jade-colored water, can they also help each other have the confidence to pursue their dreams and follow their hearts?

My Thoughts

I loved this book so much. It was such a fun, cozy read, and it definitely gave me the travel bug!

The sparks between Mike and Benton are undeniable. But I definitely get Mike’s caution in his interactions with his ex. Lord knows I’d run full-speed in the opposite direction of spotting mine. So naturally, a progression of comedy of errors was bound to occur when the two are stuck on a cruise together in the Galapagos Islands.

Watching Mike realize the things that he wants from his life brought me so much joy. His sarcasm was lovely, and really endeared me to him from the get go. We all know how much I love my sarcastic, sassy characters.

While this book was short, it was oh so very sweet. I enjoyed every single moment. And now I can definitely add a cruising tour of the Galapagos to my travel bucket list.

[glitterfairyandpotatochild]

My thoughts on the Teen Wolf movie.

Derek should not have died. that was completely idiotic.

Stiles would have probably made the movie 10 times better but that's a given!

I'm sure I speak for everyone. when I say there were a lot of OC things about Stiles. Even though he wasn't there, we all know he would not have let fly. lol. he was literally seen driving the Jeep in the last scene of the series so why the hell he didn't have it makes no sense to me. there is also no way that he is not been back to beacon hills the entire time at least not see his father. Scott doesn't even mention him that much so it's like are they even friends????

The plotted self wasn't actually that bad. Could it have been executed better absolutely.

Jackson's character being there was useless. I felt like he was just the token gay character giving sassy comments and eating.

Harris being the villain was interesting but not necessary.

I do wish that they developed Hikari character more. I personally was a fan of that kitsune storyline. Even though She is a bootleg kira.

I feel like a lot of friendships were ruined or put on the back burner for the sake of the plot which was not necessary. Liam and Mason not interacting the entire time when they were supposedly best friends makes no sense to me. The same goes with Malia being awkward it almost felt like she didn't mesh with Lydia and Scott, which is strange considering the three of them were the main characters in the last season.

Malia and Parrish together were weird. It was very forced not a fan.

I'm not even going to address the whole Derek had complicated feelings about the jeep shit. Jeff Davis is a bitch who should have given us sterek when we asked for it 12 years ago!

We all knew Lydia and Stiles wouldn't last, her breaking up with him over a dream is pretty silly. Let's be real He would never have let her break up with him over that.

This movie was essentially a love letter to Scott and Allison's love for each other. It was really cute to see all of the memories played back of the two of them together.

All in all, I feel like the movie can be disappointing to some because it's not really what you expected or wanted but if you look past that the plot really wasn't that bad.

I say give it a watch. it's your personal opinion if you like it or not.

[alotogifs]

#also tall sassy femme power slugger be still my fucking heart #me going into this: nothing can be hotter than geena davis in this movie which is in fact what made me gay #janet from the good place: hold my beer (op's tags)

A league of their own, best tv show ever made?

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Okay I'm bored af so...

Blaise and Theo headcanons!!!!! (+some other slytherins because why not)

Blaise is transmasc

This one is accidentally canon because some translations of the books use she/her pronouns for him until book six where they use he/him

He started transitioning when his transphobic step-father was murdered by his mother died in sixth year

He also has anxiety

Like "can barely function in class cos if the teacher asks him a question he freezes" anxiety

Yes I'm self inserting

Theo on the other hand is like if a griffinpuff was sorted into slytherin

Like he is the most energetic and talkitive person ever

Also him and Daphne have adhd. Fight me.

He's the kind of person who is friends with every one so when he realizes that he isn't friends with the scary quiet kid (aka blaise) he makes it his goal in seconed year to be make him his new bff

Blaise is just confused as to way this over hyped, energetic gremlin is following him everywhere and won't stop talking

But then in class theo noticed Blaise fidgeting in his sit

That's when Blaise finally tells someone about his anxiety and about how even when he wants to ask a question in class he can't

Theo offers to ask it for him. He continued to do so until their last day in school

Theo was Blaise's first friend ever and he has no fucking clue how friends work

Theo has had a lot of friends before Blaise but Blaise is still his favorite

Their vibe is "tried anxious introvert" and "supper energetic and bubbly extrovert" but also they're both sassy af

Honestly all slytherins are sassy

Theo is "MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS" and everyone knows it

Everyone (including Blaise) think Blaise is *orders one black coffee* but he's actually "we have food at home"

Draco is *orders one black coffee*

Crabbe is *goes to burger king out of spite*

Goyle is *lets them get ice cream and that's it*

Pansy is *orders three black coffees*

Daphne is "we have food at home" *ends up ordering mcdonalds from home*

Millicent Bulstrode is *goes to wendys out of spite*

Tracey Davis is *goes to mcdonalds for the happy meals* *leaves cos they weren't giving out toys*

Theo is a raging pansexual like me and has had a crush on half the students in his year

He also flirts with everyone

That is until the yule ball when he asked Blaise to go with him "as friends" and since he didn't want to deal with asking anyone and cos he had a crush on Theo, Blaise agreed

But then he saw a friend of his asshole step-father and he didn't want him to know he was going with a boy so he asked Theo if they can leave

The ended up talking all night in their dorm room

Then they kissed

Blaise was all like oh my god oh my god I can't believe I did that oh shit what do I do hshjsjs-

And meanwhile Theo is just like *heart eyes* fuck~

They started dating in secret cos Blaise doesn't want his step father to find out

But Theo sucks at the "fake dating" thing

Theo: *holds Blaise's hand*

Daphne: *raises eyebrow*

Theo: this is platonic hand holding

Theo: *kisses Blaise*

Draco: since when were yo two-

Theo: no homo

Everyone in slytherin house knows but Theo asked them to pretened like they don't

Also they're all to gay to care

Millicent and Tracey are THE butch x butch ship and by god are they in love

Tracey got a buzz cut in sixth year and Millicent was just to gay to function for a week

Crabbe and Goyle have been practically married since first year and they are the most chill couple ever

Draco is aro and demihet

He and Pansy have a friends with benefits thing for a while but they later on stick to just being pals

Are Pansy and Daphne straight? Yes. Are they the best allys ever and would shove their 10inch heal into a homophobe's eye? Also yes.

Theo and Daphne are both the mom friends

But like Daphne is the mom friend who will force you to do your homework and will make you a schedule for the month to make sure you're on top of things

While Theo is the mom friend that'll force feed you and would sit on you if it got you to go to sleep

You may think that's a joke but in sixth year Theo actually started forcing Draco into bed and sitting on him because "damn it Draco you will actually die if you don't sleep three days in a row"

Mind you Theo once didn't sleep for a week, but that's not the point!!

Tracey and Goyle are both stoners and Millicent and Crabb love their stoner s/o

Theo has stolen everyones clothes at some point

Theo: *walks into class with Draco's shirt*

Draco: ...the fuck?

Theo: *is wearing Millicent's hoodie*

Millicent: that bitch

Theo: *is wearing Pansy's skirt that's been missing for two month

Pansy: Theodore Nott you better not be wearing my missing skirt right now!!!

Theo will wear anything because clothes are unisex and also gender is a social construct

The day Theo wore Daphne's croptop was the day Blaise realized he was fucked

All the slytherins took a while to actually respect muggles and muggle borns (cos like, they were raised to think that the two of them were the scum of the earth, and even though it is on them to become better people, they still need to get rid of beliefes they had since childhood and that can be hard) but once they did they got really into muggle inventions

Especially Pansy

Like she fell in love with energy drinks

Like really in love

Like oh my god Pansy you already had three redbulls today STOP

I'm self inserting into Pansy ig

At fifth year Theo draged Blaise to a mind healer cos his anxiety was getting worst and that's how he started getting medicated

Fifth year had became Blaise's best year and he got some of the best owls scores that year

He also felt so much better

Theo was thrilled to see him this happy

Tracey and Millicent were the first to get married

Pansy and Theo wore matching dresses and to this day they still argue over who wore it better

The answer is Draco, who tried on Theo's dress a few months later

Daphne is actually super ticklish but no one knows

And by no one I mean everyone

Years after their time at Hogwarts they still meet up at least once a month with everyone else in their year

These meetups were also how they realized that Draco is the only slytherin who can play quiddich

Like most of them spend their days in their room with the lights off and Draco... is also like that but sometimes he goes out side

Draco is the slytherin chad

I'm so sorry

No slytherin knows how to cook (cos they all had house-elves) so the rest of Hogwarts taught them how after the war

Theo is a himbo

I'm not sorry

I just realized that my version of Blaise/Theo in basically Glinda/Elphaba and I love that so much

This post is a mess

I'm so sorry

No I'm not

[scoobydoofenshmirtz]

LGBTQ Supernatural Character Breakdown

Okay so yesterday I posted this lovely screenshot of yet another stupid reddit post about spn that I thought was funny and shrugged off as another reddit dudebro thing. However, then @thehappyearth went and actually read through the thread and reported back with results. The opinions of OP were unsurprising, but they got me thinking. Part of the post reads "I would prefer a neutral show that doesn't aim to include LGBT people in nearly every episode.. its unrealistic unless they are in a location where this holds true..example (California)". Now that's ridiculous for a lot of reasons. 1) Not having LGBT people in a show does not make it "neutral." Cishet is not the default human experience, neither is male, nor white nor able-bodied, etc. 2) It's not "unrealistic" to have LGBT in literally any location in the world. We exist everywhere you go. Yes, certain places tend to attract LGBT adults and families due to their culture, legal protections, history, etc. but it's not like there's something in San Francisco water that just makes people there gay at a higher percentage. I assure you, reddit user, there are LGBTQ people in every single place Sam and Dean have visited in the show. 3) like literally it's just homophobic shut up reddit bros. ANWAY...

But what really got me thinking was the "nearly every episode" comment. Like, dude. What show are you watching? But then I thought...wait how many LGBTQ characters actually are there in Supernatural, so I did a little digging and compiled this list (google sheets) of every LGBTQ character to appear on screen. This doesn't include characters who are only mentioned (although there aren't many to add with that anyway). I looked into some different criteria and I included each character, the number of episodes they appeared in, their first and last episode, how many episodes they appeared in as a confirmed LGBTQ character, their sexuality, if they speak or not, and if they died. I also included a description and notes, and noted which characters were in episodes nominated for GLAAD awards. I also included "ambiguous" characters who I either felt weren't "confirmed" as LGBTQ (like the man who is possibly a gay porn star or the sassy yorkie) but in that realm, or characters where there were bigger issues that make it more complicated (Dean, Crowley, and Rowena).

And then I got curious and made a whole second spreadsheet with a list of all the episodes featuring confirmed LGBTQ characters. I included which characters are featured, if it includes an LGBTQ couple, if it features an LGBTQ storyline important to the plot, if it features a recurring LGBTQ character, if any LGBTQ character dies, if it was nominated for a GLAAD award, and my opinion on if it's homophobic. I only included episodes where a character was confirmed LGBTQ when it aired, however I did include retroactively LGBTQ characters when listing what recurring characters are featured.

Some findings under the cut:

I counted a total of 32 on screen (reasonably) confirmed LGBTQ characters in all of Supernatural (for the purposes of this I have counted Charlie and apocalypse Charlie as separate characters). Now when I say confirmed this is a range from Charlie to characters who had a same sex kiss in the background. There is a chance I have missed some, so if you look through this and notice someone missing, please let me know. (Also sidenote I say LGBTQ but there's no confirmed trans characters as far as I could tell). That's an average of 2.13 per season. There are 9 recurring characters and 23 that only appear once. There are 6 with 3 or more episodes. The only characters that appeared in more than 2 episodes while confirmed as an LGBTQ character are Charlie (apocalypse world and regular) and Chuck. Of all these characters 10 are dead (with three of these presumably resurrected off screen) and 22 survived.

If we break it down by era Kripke had 4 with 0 recurring characters and half and half dead/alive. This is .8 per season average. Gamble had 3 and (at the time) none were recurring and none died. This is 1.5 per season average. Carver had 10 including making Chuck bisexual. Charlie also became a recurring character (then she died). This is 2.5 per season average. Dabb has 15 including Castiel and Claire. This included 7 recurring characters and 8 one offs, and 8 alive and 7 dead. This is 3.75 per season average.

As far as sexualities go, we have 3 (presumably) lesbian characters (2 Charlies and Donna's niece) 3 gay characters (Max Banes and 2 one offs who die) and 2 bisexual characters (Chuck and Noah the gorgon). No single character ever refers to themself by any sexuality as far as I can tell, but Alan J Corbett (Ghostfacers intern) and Conner (from the church) are both referred to as gay by other characters. Everyone else I based on context. All the other characters were unspecified as to their specific sexualities.

In terms of episodes with confirmed LGBTQ characters (so characters who at the time the episode was written were reasonably confirmed as LGBTQ) we have 39 total, a bulk of them being episodes that feature either Chuck or Charlie. That's about 12% of all SPN episodes. If you take out episodes that only include either Chuck or Charlie as the confirmed character you have 20 left which is 6.25% of all SPN episodes.

There are 12 episodes that feature an LGBTQ couple, 3.75% of all episodes. There are, by my count, 9 episodes with an LGBTQ storyline important to the plot or 2.8% of episodes. I know this is more subjective but I included Ghostfacers, Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo, LARP and the Real Girl, Sacrifice, The Chitters, Wayward Sisters, Ouroboros, Gimme Shelter, and Despair.

If we break down writers from who has the most episodes with confirmed LGBTQ characters Robbie Thompson comes in the lead with 9, Buckleming next with 6, Bobo and Dabb with 5, Yockey and Glynn with 4, Davy Perez with 3, and Nick Vaught, Nancy Won, Nancy Weiner, Eric Kripke, Jeremy Carver, Sera Gamble, Brett Matthews, and Bed Edlund all having 1. As far as writers who introduced new LGBTQ characters or canonized previously existing ones we have again Robbie Thompson in the lead with 7, Dabb with 6 (although 4 were from co-written episodes), Berens with 4, Yockey and Glynn with 3, Brett Matthews, Davy Perez, Nancy Weiner, Eric Kripke, and Nancy Won all with 2. Gamble and Edlund each have 1 and Buckleming sort of have 1 since they introduced apocalypse world Charlie. All of this is quantity not quality, so keep that in mind.

As far as deaths go, Bobo has the most with 3.5. 3 of those are from Despair where the characters were all (possibly) resurrected and the .5 is for Kaia who later turned out to not actually be dead. Yockey has 2 (both from Ouroboros). Edlund, Glynn, Perez, and Gamble all have 1 and Dabb also has .5 for cowriting Wayward Sisters.

The LGBTQ character who appears in the most episodes is very obviously Castiel who appears in 142 total episodes. Chuck is next with 19 and then Charlie with 7. Chuck has the most episodes as a confirmed LGBTQ character with 12 total and Charlie has 7.

Apologies if any of the math on this is wrong or if I left anyone out. Feel free to let me know and I'll correct the documents.

So really I don't know why I did this but basically yeah I don't know what fantasy world those reddit dudes are living in with LGBT people in nearly every episode (unless he's counting Castiel which...win for the gays I guess?). Nothing about this was particularly surprising but it's interesting to see all these things laid out and play around with the categories. Um...hope you enjoyed this i guess. lol

[lesbianfilms]

Title: Happiest Season Year: 2020 Language: US (English) Plot: Harper decides to bring her girlfriend Abby to her family’s house for Christmas after dating her for almost a year, but reveals during the trip that she is not out to her family as she had previously implied. Abby, who hates Christmas, reluctantly agrees to pretend she is Harper’s straight friend/room mate. When meeting Harper’s family, we learn of her father’s political campaign for mayor, her perfectionist mother, competitive older sister and wacky younger sister. We also learn of Harper’s first girlfriend who she denied and neglected when she was outed and bullied at their high school. Basic Review: • Clea DuVall (But I’m a Cheerleader) writes, directs and produces a lesbian themed Christmas movie with an star studded cast including Kristen Stewart, Mackenzie Davis, Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, Dan Levy, Mary Holland, Victor Garber and Mary Steenburgen as well as BenDeLaCreme and Jinx Monsoon!

• I have heard mixed reviews from my queer friends but ultimately you have to see this film to make a judgement for yourself.

• There are some upsetting stereotypes and somewhat triggering moments in the film, having to hide the person you love, competition with an ex boyfriend, focus on heterosexual couples in a queer film, the sassy gay best friend and gender stereotyping. Although these themes put a real downer on the experience of watching the film, some of them are relatable and can help people connect to the experience of the characters.

• Some other issues I had with the film was that it lacked diversity in its cast and perspective. Although some of the cast are queer, the performances felt like celebrity virtue signaling and lacked depth. Kristen Stewart still feels awkward, especially in romantic moments and some competitive scenes between the siblings were more cringey than funny.

• Overall there were some wonderful things about the film. Some genuine comic relief to break the ice (thank you Dan Levy), a relationship that has realistic challenges but ultimately survives, unrealistically immediate but welcomed acceptance and lots of feel good moments.

• Ultimately it has some issues but lesbian representation in film is so rare, you have to sometimes look beyond the troubling nuances. If you’re looking for a feel good Christmas movie, that is easy to watch and equally relatable to both queer and non queer people, this film is perfect. 

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I Need To Know

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Sz0Mt9

by Bylerstuff

Zach feels bad about the kiss he and Alex shared on the rooftop. Alex can't stop thinking about it.

Words: 675, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 13 Reasons Why (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Zach Dempsey, Alex Standall, Jessica Davis, Justin Foley, Clay Jensen, Alex Standall's Parents, Winston Williams

Relationships: Zach Dempsey/Alex Standall

Additional Tags: Falling In Love, Zalex, zachdempsey, alexstandall, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Cute, BoyxBoy, Gay, Gay Panic, LGBTQ Themes, Monet's (13 Reasons Why (TV)), Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Requited Love, Bisexual Alex Standall, Sassy Alex Standall

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[goddessesofthesilverscreen]

Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, Thelma Ritter, Marilyn Monroe, George Sanders, Gary Merrill and Hugh Marlowe in All About Eve (1950, Joseph L. Mankiewicz)

[aw-eather]

Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire

Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. They’re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go. 

I’m gonna try and do enough that y’all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :) 

This go very long so I hope it posts properly. 

Ooooh mysterious tank

I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go

Don’t trust this guy

JACK

YOU’RE ALL WET JACK

Is he? 

Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake... 

You see, the year is now.............. 2077

CREDITS

Teal’c looks all big and scary but really he’s a precious boy

End credits

TERYL ROTHERY

honestly that device looks very Star Trek

Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke

Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit all 

Good boy, answer nothing. Don‘t trust the random men that woke you up

thats not sarcasm, I don’t trust them either 

“the rest of the facility” riiiiiight

Wizard of Oz reference

38 teams is a lot of teams

MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE

DON’T TRUST HIM JACK

General whats his face just dropped something on the ground

STARGATE

Jack is handsome

Me: I’m gay

Jack O’Neill: Yeah sure ya bethcha 

Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? he’s been asleep for 79 years

Tok’ra mind probe

Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tau’ri??

Except promise to send a ship when they “had one available”

So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack. 

NOX

I LOVE THE NOX

WHAT CUTIES

look at them, they’re so sweet

Jack stop thinking and showing them shit 

Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them

LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS

Thats a big ship

This is the only “look at all the shit we’ve managed to do so far” episode that is actually any good

Why don’t we meet the Furlings?

I wanna meet them 

They sound fluffy

I love the baby asgards look at ‘em so cuuuuute

Kathrine! You’re great girly

“Touch it” *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*

Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea

Yeah let him rest stop bullying him

purple goop

stop the pruple goop Jack

purple goop is never a good thing

Oh look... ANOTHER tank

DANNY BOY

Please cover your nipples

I don’t wanna see your man nipples

A third tank... funny that

SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM

Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead

LIES WE’VE JUST SEEM THEM

Get these people some clothes

leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude

Blanket looks like a mat tbh

BRATAC

SKARRA

Daniels hair is so bad in this episode I’m not sorry its HORRIBLE 

He has a SHIELD Jack

FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS

HATHOR

I love Hathor hosts

She’s great honestly

Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best

RIP Hathor 

No seriously Daniel’s hair is BAD

Teal’c

JANET

ah yes, unusual 

Teal’c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much

THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!

janet is such an angel you can’t convince me otherwise

Are they tho? 

Yeah he would but Teal’c with do anything for his F A M I L Y

Well he will leave

Aw Teal’c I love you with my entire heart

That zoom in on the patch is nice 

YES JACK STOP THE GOOP

Nice kick! 

BYE TEAL’C I LOVE YOU

AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICE 

AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET

#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfit 

Like... he looks sooooo good

God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today

But seriously can he dress like that more often? 

Go get ya girl, Jack!

Oh look... not the SGC 

WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED

Serpant and Horus guards! :O

STOP THINKING BABE

THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU

SAAAAAAAAAM

BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL

O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHOULDER RUBBING

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHE IS TOUCHING HIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYING 

SHE’S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER

STARING AT HER NAKED BACK

TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK

HE IS SO IN TROUBLE 

HE FANCIES HER SO MUCH 

I MEAN SAME

she also looks good but like he looks better???

GRABBING

WALL HOLDING

HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS

PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESN’T TOUCH BARE SKIN

COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISN’T MOVING 

THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER

DEAR GOD

sorry I’ll stop with the caps

I just physically cannot with those two

i love them so much

and i hate how they were treatd

Hathor you idiot, 

SUANNE

LOL Jack 

Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great

Rude Jack

lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick

uuuuuuhhhhh didn’t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-

ACK SNAKE

I hate them the same way Jack does tbh

they make me squirm

Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait... 

sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute... 

Alright! On to Into the Fire! 

DAVIS

MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU

MY FAVOURITE

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOU’RE THERE

Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I S 

CREDITS

I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1

How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!

I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you don’t leave anyone else behind. 

I love Hammond

MARTIN WOOD :O

He is a great director

Ew snake

Jack still looks fucking good 

Jack now is not the time for sass 

Give it to Daniel. No one cares

Sam is like “I’m not scared bitch bring it”

Of course it wants Jack

Poor Jack

Why is it always him?? 

You tried, buddy

Sam’s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED

TEAL’C 

BRATAC

Sam literally hates watching Jack in any pain 

Poor Jack

Hathor fuck off

What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD

Ew

oh gross

i hate it

I hate it so much

ugh the chills I currently have

Suanne Baun is super pretty though

YAS TOK’RA LADY

WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU

Another Wizard of Oz reference 

Sorry Daniel looks so bad

its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe

Sam’s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*

Yeah but he’ll be fine, Tok’ra lady saved the day <3 

YAS GIRL

NOOO Poor Tok’ra lady

Sorry fam, I forgot her name lol 

Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam

Yeah they are Teal’c. 

Dead and false and dead... or is he???

Hand dance

Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot

oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign

And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again

Cool Tok’ra tunnels are Cool

Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, it’ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when he’s sassy

I’m sick of your army already, Hathor

OOOOH a barrier 

Hammond is awaiting 

Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIME 

Like “hi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOA’ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKE”

6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend

The president can suck a rotten potatoe

Davis, you can’t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times

Sam’s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE

GO SAM

SAVE THE DAY

BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST 

Hammond visiting Chulak 

because he’s an angel baby

and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesn’t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.

Yas Teal’c, spill that tea

I will join you, bb

Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe

and he needs your help cause Davis said No. 

HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE IT 

Sam: I’m gonna go and shut this shield down

Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband. 

Poor Tok’ra lady

Hand on chest again

Fucking Hathor man

Go away boo, you’re ruining the moment 

Stop hurting Sam

YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT

I love his response to it too

Like the shock and fear

This hug goes on a long time

I know he’s cold or whatever but like... 

and I know he’s in shock and so is she a bit

he’s doing it for her as much as him

but they’re STILL hugging

They literally never do this again

Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we can’t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug

And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up

Wow they’re so fucking in love this hurts

“Found ‘em” Jack stop so cute

C4! Who’d have thought it

Ah shit they’re surrounded 

He still looks good

They BOTH look good 

They make a great couple 

Nope, not really but its what ya got so you’re gonna have to deal with it

This general guy is a bit of a dick

Thats right Sam, don’t listen. Good job, Danny boy.

Only 1? Thats not a lot of time

Get out there, Jack! Buy that time

Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, you’ll get it)

He’s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goa’uld

Its really not impossible 

ex-goddess lol 

“She’s Gone. She is no more.” I’m honestly shocked people didn’t shoot him more often 

I love him tho

Thank god, thats good timing

Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENT 

There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and they’ve only known each other a little over two years

Time to KICK SOME ASS

JAFFA YAS

ooh coming in from behind, sneaky

YEEHAW

OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY

Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him. 

I hate them ffs

Bra’tac and Human fuck me thats so cute

Sam’s smile when they see Teal’c and Hammond is Gorgeous

and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies. 

Final Thoughts:

Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season. 

100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter

Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Daniel’s Elf Hair. 

Also the Tok’ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKING 

Lemme know your thoghts friends, I’m excited to hear them! 

[certifiedskywalker]

Academic Misgivings (Part Eight) - Peter Parker

You and Peter Parker aren’t friends, but you’re not entirely enemies either. You don’t like him but he always tries to be nice to you. He has everything you’ve ever wanted and you’ll do anything to show him that you can make it on your own. But can you?

Peter Parker and Y/N are closer than ever before. Maybe too close? Peter doesn’t seem to think so, but what happens when things get too real?

PART ONE / PART TWO / PART THREE / PART FOUR /PART FIVE / PART SIX / PART SEVEN

“Hello students of Midtown High and good morning. Today I will be handing the horn to our very own Betty Brant for a special announcement,” the voice of principal Davis was crackly over the intercom, but the words were clear enough that your stomach filled with a sense of mild dread. You sent a look to MJ who, sitting across the row from you, already had an unamused expression on her presently annoyed features.

“Thank you, principal Davis,” Betty’s overly chipper attitude took over. “Fellow students and esteemed faculty…” 

You glanced at MJ who ran a finger around her neck in a knife-like motion and stuck out her tongue. The laugh you stifled didn’t catch Ms. Lauren’s attention as the English teacher was intently listening. MJ shook her head and frowned as Betty continued.

“...the Student Council is proud to announce the date of this year’s Winter Formal. To give you all a chance to raise funds to your heart’s content, the dance has been pushed to Tuesday night at six! There you can enjoy a Winter Wonderland and refreshments from our very own Culinary Club! Tickets will be sold at lunch today and Monday! Be there or be square!”

“Jesus Christ,” MJ muttered, her eyes rolling back at the cliche saying. “She does know that she’s a square right, by definition?” You snickered at MJ’s comment which drew the attention of Ms. Lauren. The kindness she had held on the trip to Chicago faded in the moment as she glared in your direction.   

“Thank you for listening and have a fantastic Friday!” Betty’s sign off was a welcomed relief. MJ leaned back in her chair and sighed dramatically. Her curls spilled over the chair’s top, giving her an all the more chilled-out look.

“Alright class, you heard Ms. Brant! The dance! However, don’t let that distract you from your homework. Pages one hundred sixty through two hundred of The Great Gatsby are due by Monday, but today, find a partner and discuss the chapters you read for this week.”

The class quickly became alive with the chatter of everything but the book and the squeaking of desks against the linoleum floor as your peers moved to face their partners. MJ simply moved from her desk to the empty one behind you. Her long limbs knocked against the metal legs of the seat as you turned to face her. 

“So….”

“So what do you think about Nick’s perspective of Gatsby’s affair with Daisy? Is Fitzgerald making a commentary about how New Money has a sinful way of getting what they want?”

“Nah, I just think he’s gay for Gatsby,” MJ drawled nonchantly. Her fingers played with the worn edges of her book, not registering you slight shock.

“Wha...what..I...Whoa, maybe,” you pondered, glancing through your annotations.

“Yeah,” MJ sighed, “so are you going to the dance?”

“You mean the ‘mating ritual’,” you fired back. The corner of MJ’s lips quirked upwards just a sliver enough to make you proud.  “I don’t think so, no one has asked me.” 

“You don’t need to be asked. Don’t be another victim to this patriarchal society that demands ones worth to be quantified in proposals and admirers.” You raised a brow at her and MJ leaned back. “Just sayin’.”

“Yeah, okay…” You turned back to your book and tried to think of ways you could incorporate your remaining discussion questions.The ones that had pestered you in the night when you were much too excited to sleep. You weren’t sure if it was the pumping adrenaline lingering in your veins from the near crash or speaking to Spiderman.

“You and Peter seem...close….” MJ said suddenly, his low voice derailing your train of thought. “Tutoring ...right?”

“Y-Yeah,” you felt your cheeks heat up at the observation, “tutoring.” You threw your attention back into the novel, tried to immerse yourself in Gatsby’s longing, his pain, his confusion. Only you realized you were trapped in your own.

“And that’s all?” You breath caught in your throat and your wide eyes lifted to met MJ’s gaze. Her brown eyes, always curious, read over your features. Not in the same manner you had grown used to with Peter. MJ’s look was more calculating, a doctor’s eyes scanning over a chart to find a puzzling prognosis.

“That’s n-”

“Alright class, since discussion time has turned into social time, we’re going to have a silent reading day!” Ms. Lauren shouted from over the din of the classroom. Quiet fell over each student while you were flooded with a sense of relief. You turned away from MJ and buried your nose between the pages of the book. Despite the inadvertent rescue, you could still feel MJ’s eyes on the back of your head.

In the hopes of relieving some nervous energy, you glanced up at the clock that was hung on the wall that was decorated with quotes from classical authors. Another thirty minutes until second period. This first class was going to be a long one.

By sheer luck, you had managed to escape your English class without another question from MJ. For the rest of the day however, you were paranoid. You glanced around each corner, darted by every classroom door swiftly, and never once dared to use the toilet. You had managed to evade the curious girl up until the end of the day. Up until practice.

As Mr. Harrington fired through questions, you couldn’t help but notice the squinted gaze of MJ watching, like a hawk, you and Peter. Her inference was only supported by the fact that Peter had sat himself at your side and would whisper witty answers in your ear before the other team even thought to raise their hand.

Such a close proximity to him would have had you in a mess of grins but now you were much too caught up in MJ’s prying eyes. The distraction she caused you was so immense that you barely answered a single question during practice. Something that did not go unnoticed.

“Hey, are you okay?” Peter’s voice was lost in a whisper when you picked it up. “Did something happen last night? You look tired.”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine,” you replied. You didn’t dare to look at him and kept your eyes on Mr. Harrington, waiting for another question.

“You’re sure? You’re quiet...is it about Spiderman?” At the mention of the superhero you locked eyes with the boy beside you. 

“No, I...I’m just tired. I..didn’t sleep well last night.” Peter frowned at your words and nodded although you could see that he wasn’t satisfied. You had left the part about you almost dying, the elephant in your chest that had hardly moved since you saw headlights too close for comfort. “Don’t worry about me, okay? I’m okay.”

Mr. Harrington asked another question as Peter replied, masking whatever he had said under a question about a species of rhinoceros. You glanced up at Peter, met his eyes for a split second and saw a sincerity that scared you. While the sentiment he had shared with you had never graced your ear, you were certain it was kind. The corner of his mouth quirked upwards in a half-smile and you returned the expression before you turned back to Mr. Harrington.

“Alright team,” Mr. Harrington sighed, “I have to get home. My mom wants me to feed the cats before I go to the sowing circle so ...”

“Ahem,” Betty grumbled and Mr. Harrington’s fearful brown eyes glanced her way. His mouth formed an ‘o’ of realization before he piped up again.

“Oh and don’t forget fundraising for the dance, woo, right? You guys should all go. I wish I would have gone to my high school’s dances...” He fell into a silent, distant stare one that, if you weren’t already on edge, would have creeped you out. 

“Yes, please do come to the dance!” Betty chirped. You spared a quick glance at MJ and saw her attention had been averted by the blonde’s perkiness for the time being. While she was distracted, you stood and began to pack up your papers. Peter, ready for your tutoring session, mirrored your actions. Before you could tell him to wait or make some excuse for why you couldn’t help him this evening, someone tapped your shoulder.

“Yo, Y/N,” Flash’s voice overrode every sense of dread and replaced that feeling with an entirely new brand of horror. “You wanna come to the dance with me? My dad recently gave me back the keys to hi-my car.”

“Oh, uh, sorry Flash,” you mumbled as you brain searched for any, literally any, way out of this situation. You glanced around, panicked.

“You don’t want to come? Why no-”

“I’m actually going with Peter.” It felt as if the entire team had gone quiet. If the librarian were to drop a pin on the carpeted floor, it still would have made a bigger sound out of the silence that surrounded you now. MJ’s eyes were trained on you, missiles of interest targeted your chest alongside her endless questions. Too self-conscious to look in her direction any longer, you turned to face Peter with a pleading expression.

“Y-Yeah, she is,” Peter stammered, playing along. You peered back at Flash and saw a mischievous look on her features.

“Oh, I see,” the dark haired boy winked at you, “you’re taking a step down the social ladder to help Peter up. How valiant, how worthless.”  With a sassy spin, Flash made his way towards the door to the library. The silence died out, turned back to the idle chatter that seemed to haunt the decathlon team. 

Now it was you and Peter that were quiet as you threw your bags over your shoulders and headed towards the exit. Tension bubbled, fizzled between you with boiling, unasked questions. Just as Peter opened the door, he locked eyes with you.

“So we’re going to the dance?” You stepped out before him which hide the burning in your cheek perfectly, if only for a moment until Peter was back at your side. 

“Oh, well uh, it was only a cover really,” you explained in a rush. Peter stood in the hallway arms crossed over his chest as you spoke. There was a frown on his face, disheartened worry in his furrowed brow. 

“Oh, well, okay, I jus’....nevermind.”

“But...I mean, we might want to corroborate the story. Maybe for like an hour.” Your suggestion was enough to bring that familiar half-smile to Peter’s lips.

“I mean, it’s probably for the best, right? So his pride isn’t too wounded ...” Peter’s muttering made you smile brightly. 

“Y-Yeah, for the best,” you echoed. Peter met your gaze, lips parted and you felt that there was something about the words that had you hanging on the edge of your seat. You took a step closer to him and he took one closer to you until ...bing, bing, ping, pong, bing.

“Oh, crap, uh, hold on,” Peter scrambled to find which pocket his phone was in. When he did and noticed the caller ID, his eyes widened. “Oh, I gotta take this. It’ll only take a sec!”

“Okay, I’ll wait here!” You watched as he turned the nearest corner and disappeared. Your heart, still hammering from the scene before, was final settled. The wall made a good resting place as you leaned against it, not truly caring about what could be crunched in your book bag. A sense of peace, respite, came over you and you closed your eyes.

The sensation passed though at the sound of door shutting loudly. When you peeled open your eyes, you gasped. Flash. He stood before you with a grin, one he must have considered to be devilish while you thought of him as, surely, fiend-like.

“So, you’re in,” he simpered, “you’re all in. You get his passcode yet?”

“Ha, no, I want out.” You snapped in a whisper. Wherever Peter had gone, the last thing you wanted was for him to over hear this. 

“What?” Flash’s thick brows knitted together in confusion and you groaned.

“I don’t want to play a part in this play any more,” you whisper-yelled. “It’s a stupid plan and I would rather tutor Peter than know I’m working to help you.” Flash rested a hand to his chest, mouth agape, and features riddled with offense. 

“You’re going to regret this, Y/N, believe me,” Flashed warned with dark eyes. “He may be your friend now but...he won’t stick around. As soon as something or someone better comes around, he’s gone.” You were about to bite back, tell Flash that he was wrong, but you couldn’t. You weren’t sure, you didn’t know. 

Flash let out a small breath of a laugh before he turned back down the hall. You watched him go and worried your bottom lip between your teeth as you thought. Maybe Flash was right, maybe whatever was happening between you and Peter would end and end quickly. Perhaps your idea of him, the arrogant boy-genius, was just below the surface of what he was showing you. Despite that fear, you had official placed your bet that Peter was worth it; he was worth getting hurt. 

You stood idle in the hallway and waited for Peter to return. No longer did that fleeting sense of peace wrap its arms around you snug, not when Flash’s words still rattled in your skull. There was no escaping your own thoughts, not when you prided yourself on thinking. In a vain attempt to silence your worries, you leaned your head back against the cool surface of the wall. Your eyes closed and you tried your best to think of only darkness.

“Hey, Y/N? You okay?” Peter’s voice pulled you back to the present. Your eyes peeled open and you met his warm brown eyes. “Sorry that the call took so long.”

“It’s alright,” you mumbled and started to walk towards the school’s front door. The sound of Peter’s foot falls echoed behind you, worked to catch up. 

“Okay, but are you alright?” Peter asked as soon as he fell into step at your side. You didn’t let yourself seek a glance at him, you didn’t dare. Instead, you kept walking and pushed open the doors to the school. Cold air hit you as you stepped outside, coaxing an immediate shiver from your body.“Here.”

Just as you opened your mouth to protest, crack a joke about how it was a bad day to forget your sweatshirt, Peter handed you his blue jacket.

“I can’t.”

“What? Don’t be silly Y/N, you’re shaking. It’s okay, I’m pretty warm so,” he gestured again for your to take it. With a tired frown you took the jacket from him and walked over to the nearest bench to set your backpack down. Peter followed you, watched you as you shoved your arms through much too-big sleeves. 

“You have orangutan arms,” you teased, although you said it with a straight face. Peter smiled and you saw his cheeks turn a wonderful shade of pink. 

“You just have shrimp arms,” he fired back and you felt the coil in your chest as it  loosened. No longer were you burning with worry. No, now you were sedated by the high of being with him again. You smiled softly and nodded.

“Okay, so coffee shop and study?” You only nodded in reply as you shrugged your bag back on over your now jacket-clad shoulders. “You sure you’re okay?”

“Yes, I’m fine Pete,” you sighed as you walked. You glanced at Peter and saw that his brown eyes were glued to you. “More than fine.”

He smiled and tore his eyes away as you both made your way to the coffee shop. The Friday crowd sat outside of restaurants where they sipped leisurely at drinks and chatted about weekend plans. You couldn’t remember the last time you had plans on a weekend. Or the last time you wanted to do anything on a weekend. 

Now you had people you wouldn’t mind making weekend plans with. You snuck a glance up at Peter and saw how his russet hair bounced with each step, the movement that almost distracted from the soft smile on his thin lips. Weekend plans with Peter….you tried to imagine what that could be and before long, your mind was lost in a world that didn’t exist.

A world where you both were older, more mature, with the trauma of high school left behind. Tucked under the covers and further tucked away from the city in a small apartment of your very own; something you and Peter share, together. Sleeping rainy days away, the smell of baked goods from the bakery downstairs. Chocolate chips just as melted at Peter’s soft eyes.

“Y/N?” A pair of fingers snapped before your eyes and broke you out of your trance.

“What?” Your eyes trailed over to Peter’s and you felt your skin heat up under his gaze. 

“We can cross now,” Peter pointed across the street towards the coffee shop. Your eyes widened in realization and you followed Peter as he strode through the crosswalk. With a bit of effort, you kept up with him and soon found yourself at the door of the cafe.

“I’m having deja vu,” you commented as Peter opened the door for you.

“I bet, how long were you in here yesterday?” You smiled at him over your shoulder.

“Too long.” You walked up to the counter as you hungered for the steaming peach-ginger tea the cashier had recommended to you. Peter stood at your side and eyed the ‘specials’ menu with wonder. After a moment of waiting, the same, pink-haired girl from the day before came up to you with a beaming smile.

“You again! You want to try another weird scone?” You laughed and shook your head.

“I’m okay, thank you though, but I would like the tea you told me about again.” She rang up your order and you paid. As you stepped to the side to let other customers place their order, you felt someone tug on the sleeve of Peter’s jacket.

“You tried something new,” Peter gushed with a grin so bright it could rival the stars. “That’s amazing, you’re amazing!” You felt an intense heat rise to your face at the compliment and the sweet tone of Peter’s voice. 

“It’s just a pastry, Pete,” you gulped. Nervously, you glanced around the coffee shop and half expected MJ to be watching the two of you. 

“It’s also a step in the right direction, Y/N! Don’t sell yourself short, c’mon now!” 

“Alright, alright, just,” you let your eyes dance around the room again, “not so loud.” Peter grinned, the kind that brought little crinkles by his eyes. While his expression held your attention, you nearly jumped when you felt him squeeze your hand.

“I’ll get us some seats while you wait for your tea,” he hummed and you felt his hand slip from yours. The moment his touch faded from your senses, you bit the inside of your cheek to keep from screaming. Tutoring, you repeated the word in your brain in big, bold letters, just tutoring. That was all you could allow yourself in the moment. 

Luckily,  the barista came up to you with a smile and your steaming cup of tea. You took it from her with a ‘thank you’ and a smile before you stopped at the cart full of brewing supplies. Creamer, stirrers, and an array of sugar substitutes sat on the wooden surface seemingly just to overwhelm you. You simply grabbed a packet of sugar and searched for wherever Peter had found for you both to sit. From the few yards between the two of you, Peter looked breathtaking. 

Sunlight that filtered through the window beside him shone down, a natural spotlight drawn to his own internal brilliance. Brown tresses styled atop his head gleamed in an amber sheen and you imagined that his eyes were flecked with gold under the glare. Either way, he was a sight to behold; especially when he smiled as you approached.

“Hi.” Feather soft, his voice tickled every fiber of your being.

“Hi,” you replied and wondered if Peter had felt the same tingle. “Are you ready to study?”

“Um, yeah, yeah,” Peter’s eyes widened slightly as you slipped your bag off of your shoulders. You sat across from him and felt your knees knock against his own. 

“So what questions do you-”

“We don’t have to go to the dance,” Peter gushed. The floodgates of his mouth had opened and let every worry had he held inside exposed. Did he not want to go with you?

It had been a spur of the moment proposition, one made more to carry on a lie to Flash than anything else. However, when Peter had pressed earlier, asked if you truly wanted to go with him, you had entertained the thought. The image of Peter dressed up, a suit jacket over his shoulders made you want to curl into yourself until you ceased to exist. It was simply too much to handle, or in this case, too good to be true. 

“Oh, well, if you don’t want to go, yeah. I just didn’t want to go with Flash, you get that right?” You felt your cheeks burning. Of course he didn’t want to go with you, you had only come to know each other better by fluke, by academics. 

“No I-I-”

“Thanks for playing along. Flash, like I said, is the wors-”

“Y/N.” Peter’s hand reached across the table before you even had a chance to react. Like threads tying you in place, Peter’s fingers wrapped around yours and in that new warmth you found comfort in the silence. “I want to go ...with you.”

“O-oh so...uh…” Peter ducked his head slightly until his brown eyes were all you saw. 

“I just wanted to be sure that you wanted to go ...with me,” Peter explained. The cafe around you muddled together at the edges of your vision. The deep blue of the walls and dark oak floors blended, clouded around Peter like an abstract painting. Only the artist’s muse was yours and sat before you in a red sweater that only served to deepen his rosy cheeks. 

“I want to,” you whispered breathlessly. You had never been so nervous before. No exam or decathlon meet had made your heart hammer in your chest like Peter. It didn’t help that he stilled looked at you, studied you with the same care of a scientist with a unique species of flower. Peter followed your eye line and you heard a little gasp escape his parted lips.

“Sorry, jus’ uh ...yeah. Cool. We both want to go. C-cool.” As he spoke, Peter pulled his hand back as if he had been holding a hot coal. “So questions right?”

“Yeah, yeah,” you reached into your bag and pulled out your textbook. 

Hoping to diffuse the tension, you flipped idly through the text. Your fingers danced along the corners of each page as you looked for one that covered an interesting topic. At least, that was what you hoped Peter thought you were doing. The cogs in your own mind worked, pieced together theories, hypothesis, on how to bypass the awkwardness. 

“I mean if you want to, we could fundraise instead?” Your suggestion was enough to pull Peter’s eyes back to you. Although you only looked at him for a second before you pretended to peer into the textbook before you. 

“I-I got it. The fundraising I mean. I handled it.”

“You...handled it?” With a quirked brow you spared a glance at Peter. Sunrise pink coated his pale cheeks and he let out a nervous laugh through his teeth.

“I...Mr. Stark donated…”

“He donated to a dance?” Peter scratched the back of his neck and nodded.

“To that and to add on to the science wing of the school…” 

“Wow,” you let out a sigh, “that’s nice of him.”

“Yeah, he’s really cool,” before you could agree, Peter’s mouth dropped wide. “Oh and I told him about you and…” He reached down and you heard the scuffling of a backpack then the sharp sound of a zipper. 

“What are you…” Peter reached across the table again but instead of holding your hand once more, between his fingers he held a red card. Repeated series of three embossed lines on the smooth paper surface shone in the sun with a silver sheen. 

“After first semester I-I had to take a few hours off of my uh, internship...stuff..so there’s a position open, if you want it.” His voice echoed as you traced the tip of your finger along the edge of the card. Once your brain had unscrambled the words Peter had said from the jumble of shock in your head you looked up at him. His elbows rested on the table and he chin leaned on the palms of his hands as he studied you expectantly.

“I don’t know what to say...Pete..this is…”

“He said the floor was going to be open Saturday, tomorrow at like six, if you wanted a tour.” You held Peter’s gaze and you could feel your lips moving but not a sound slipped out. It felt as if you had been thrown out of your own body. Everything you wanted, the chance to be more, to be better was between your fingers. All thanks to Peter Parker. 

“If...would you be there?”

“Be there where?” Peter’s brows furrowed and his hands dropped to the table with a slight ‘knock’. 

“On the tour, if I go tomorrow.” The silence that followed after your question was hard to swallow. Although it seemed Peter had a harder time chewing on your words.

“I-I, maybe. I had plans, swinging around the city just-”

“Walking dogs?”

“What?” Peter squinted his eyes at you and you frowned.

“You told me you walk dogs sometimes…” Peter’s eyes lit up and his cheeks turned soft shades of crimson. 

“Oh yeah but uh no, not tomorrow. Why? Do you want me to go with?” You nodded and let your gaze fall back to the card in your hand. Tony Stark, Iron Man, knows that you exist and, thanks to Peter, offered you the opportunity of a lifetime. So why were you hesitating?

“I would just feel better if you went. You know your way around, plus if I run into Spiderman it won’t be awkward…”

Peter coughed, as if the air in his throat had tired to turn against him. “What, why,” another cough, “why would it be awkward?” “Well...last night when I said I saw him...he-”

“Saved you?” You closed your mouth and nodded. 

“From getting hit by a car,” you explained, although Peter’s calm demeanor didn’t falter. The softness of his eyes hid any sense of surprise he wore, if any. “It’s just embarrassing really.”

“No, hey, it’s okay. You’re okay, so it’s okay,” Peter said comfortingly. You imagined he had learned the gentle tone from May or maybe even his parents before hand. When you finally  met his eyes, after hiding the evidence of your shame, you saw only kindness.

Despite the fact that you had removed yourself from Flash and his scheme, the innocence of Peter’s expression sent a stab of guilt through your chest. Some hint of that internal regret must have seeped through to your features because Peter’s face fell. You felt his knees knock against yours under the table as he shifted in his seat, although his eyes never left yours. 

“W-What’s wrong?”

“You...you’re so good, Peter,” you murmured, “you so...nice.” You felt a stinging behind your eyes that you tired to fight back. 

“I just...Y/N,” Peter said softly, “I-I li...you’re good too. You just need to see that. So if that means the Stark Internship, do it. If that means just adventuring a block out of your bubble, do it. I’ll be there either way.” You felt and smile gather up on your lips, one there was no hope in hiding.

“Thank you, Peter,” you breathed and silently prayed that he wouldn’t read into the sniffles. You dabbed your eyes with the dark blue sleeve of Peter’s jacket before sighing. “So...the Stark Internship?”

“Oh, yeah, like I said, Tony said at six they’re doing a seminar. I can cancel my plans and go with you.”

“Peter you don’t have to-

“I want to,” he said coolly, in a way that made you feel ...safe? Was that the word for it? You hadn’t felt the strange warmth since Spider-Man. And even then, it was nothing to how secure you had felt before aliens spilled out of a portal above the city. Your family had lost everything that day and you had lost a piece of family, of that feeling. 

“Okay,” you replied and, sensing the atmosphere around your own little world had thickened, Peter cleared his throat.

“But uh, I can come by your place at four and we can make our way there. W-we should get there in time.” You nodded along with his suggestion, followed the cadence of his voice until you felt swaddled in it.

“Alright, that sounds good.” Peter let a boyish, charming grin take over his features and you felt your skin warm at the sight. The need to talk to him, like how you had longed to after the near car-crash last night washed over you. 

Before it could drown you, you surfaced back in the present. There would be time to tell Peter how you felt once you, yourself, felt comfortable. 

“Okay so, decathlon questions,” you said and turned your attention back to the text on the table.

“Right, decathlon questions,” Peter repeated as he ducked his head to look in his own notebook. You caught a glimpse of his rosy cheeks before he busied himself. A half-smile pulled its way to your lips and you sighed.

I’ll be there either way. Peter’s words echoed in your mind and felt the smile on your face widen. There would be time. You would make time if you had to, but you felt your bones ache at the thought of waiting to tell Peter how you felt.

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Pride &amp; Prejudice Slicks &amp; Knots

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6oTyWjr by Orchid_Heart Following a bad break up, Omega Castiel Novak decides to start recording a podcast. He wishes to create a safe space where he and his friends can openly discuss gender issues, as well as try to dismantle stereotypes regarding Alpha & Omega relationships and society norms. By coincidence, he comes across Dean Winchester- a traditional, machismo of an Alpha, who gets Castiel hot and bothered in more ways than one. Dean agrees to be interviewed on the podcast, where the differences in their perspectives quickly become apparent. The heated discussions that ensues sends them both on a journey towards self- exploration and core beliefs reevaluation. And then there's that stupid bet... Words: 527, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Mick Davies, Charlie Bradbury, Gabriel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Omega Verse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Castiel/Alpha Dean Winchester, Gender Issues, Podcast, Enemies to Lovers, Bigotry & Prejudice, Explicit Sexual Content, Rape/Non-con Elements, Gay Sex, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bond, Knotting, Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss, Possessive Dean Winchester, POV Castiel (Supernatural), Sassy Castiel (Supernatural), POV Dean Winchester, omega rights, Breaking down stereotypes, Slicking, Arrogant Dean Winchester, Stubborn Castiel (Supernatural), Idiots in Love, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Shameless Smut read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6oTyWjr

[ao3feed-destiel]

You Make It Real

Read it on AO3 here!https://ift.tt/2WVlMt7

by Destiel_Storyteller (Arden_Winchester_1982)

John Winchester never thought he’d be so disappointed in his boys, except the day they presented as Omegas. Now, he has to find someone to take them.

Dean manifested as an Omega and met with his father’s wrath and disgust. Now, he's disfigured and every Alpha prospect he’s had is gone. Now he was being arranged to marry one of the richest men in the country. When Sam presented as an Omega, John was angry and disowned both brothers. Now, he was being arranged to marry one of the richest men in the country--Gabriel Novak.

James Novak wanted his boys married and happy--like he was. 3 of his boys were married with children, but the sweet and kind-hearted Gabriel and Castiel were having trouble finding suitable mates. So when he heard about millionaire John Winchester looking for mates for his 2 boys he went to him to negotiate. Castiel Novak was too busy to have a mate, but then he met the most beautiful and sassiest Omega. Gabriel Novak was one of the top Peds doctors in the country. His father thought it was time he took a mate. He never expected to fall in love with the beautiful man on sight.

Can Cas and Gabe show Dean and Sam that despite everyone’s conclusions they can love them?

Words: 15, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Michael (Supernatural), Lucifer (Supernatural), Raphael (Supernatural), Original Novak Characters, Anna Milton, Lilith (Supernatural), Original Female Character(s), Abaddon (Supernatural), Tessa (Supernatural), Lisa Braeden, Ben Braeden, Kali (Supernatural), Jessica Moore, Sarah Blake (Supernatural), Alex Jones (Supernatural), Meg Masters, Meg Masters (Demon), Gadreel (Supernatural), Balthazar (Supernatural), Bela Talbot, Charlie Bradbury, Antonia Bevell, Arthur Ketch, Mick Davies, Jo Harvelle, Missouri Moseley, Ellen Harvelle, Bobby Singer, John Winchester, Kate Milligan, Adam Milligan

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel/Sam Winchester

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Alpha Castiel/Omega Dean Winchester, Alpha Gabriel/Omega Sam Winchester, Abused Dean Winchester, Disfigured Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss, Domestic Castiel/Dean Winchester, Married Castiel/Dean Winchester, Arranged Marriage, True Mates, True Love, Top Gabriel/Bottom Sam Winchester, Domestic Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Married Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Minor Castiel/Hannah (Supernatural), Castiel/Hannah Relationship is only mentioned, Minor Gabriel/Kali (Supernatural), Gabriel/Kali Relationship is only mentioned, Sam Winchester Has Self-Esteem Issues, Dean Winchester Has Self-Esteem Issues, Sassy Dean Winchester, Protective Castiel (Supernatural), Castiel is Protective of Dean Winchester, Protective Gabriel, Gabriel is Protective of Sam Winchester, Husbands, Claiming Bites, Same-Sex Marriage, Eventual Romance, Romance, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Gestures, Romantic Castiel (Supernatural), Romantic Gabriel (Supernatural), Eventual Sex, Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Gay Sex, Sex Toys, Shower Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Car Sex, Eventual Smut, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Gratuitous Smut, Nightmares, Things start off bumpy between the couples, Public Claim Bites, Exchanged Claim Bites, Eventual Happy Ending, Happy Ending

Link: https://ift.tt/2WVlMt7

[geneeste]

Genie’s SG1 Rewatch: Hathor

Season 1, Episode 14. With special appearances by @amaradangeli​​ and @sharim28​​. In which I make love to capslock and say fuck a lot because THIS FUCKING EPISODE IS THE WORST. (TW for mentions of rape because THIS FUCKING EPISODE IS THE WOOOOOOOORST.)

PREVIEW:

6:03 PM Fucking Carroll and Carren A curse upon their houses Multitudinous legos on their floors in the middle of the night Constant lukewarm milk A thing that rattles incessantly in their car that they can never find A SiriusXM membership they can never cancel This episode constantly playing in the background in every waiting room they ever visit with a sign that says “DO NOT TOUCH TV” so they are forever reminded of their ABYSMAL FAILURE AS WRITERS

@geneeste​, 5:01 PM Okay, I’m finally sucking it up and watching Hathor

@amaradangeli​, 5:01 PM peace be with you

@geneeste, 5:01 PM But I’ll be knitting while I watch, so there probably won’t be much commentary for this one

5:14 PM I’m naming this guy Entitled White Scientist of Exposition I hope he’s the first to die Omg this writing is already so bad And also these actors Shut uuuuuuuup Please Hathor come First time I’ve ever rooted for the goa’uld, I’ll tell you NOT MUCH COMMENTARY I LIIIIIIEEEEEED

5:18 PM J Larry Carroll and David Carren have a lot to answer for, by golly Right now I’m asking myself how badly I really don’t want to knit this sweater if willing to use this episode to avoid it It must be a lot

5:21 PM This poor actress YES DANIEL THE CUFFS ARE NECESSARY So much casual sexism already Uuuggggh I can do this I can WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING TO THE GOA’ULD DANIEL Why are Hammond and Jack just standing there

5:26 PM This is so ridiculous

5:27 PM I’m just gonna devolve into gifs again I can feel it coming I’m 6 minutes in How has it only been 6 minutes How did they get Don Davis to do this

5:29 PM Groossss why the hell would you send someone to local agencies who knows ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT THE STARGATE This writing is SO BAD

5:32 PM Okay, I lied again I can’t actually do this I’m gonna skip some shit

5:34 PM I hate how they just glossed over the fact that Hathor drugged and raped Daniel IT IS SO FUCKING GROSS

5:36 PM I hate literally everything about this episode

5:39 PM Why are Hammond and Daniel staring at each other What the fuck does that have to do with anything I hate this I hate this I hate this 

5:40 PM I think I might hate it more than Brief Candle WHY DOES THIS EPISODE EXIST Did Hathor’s pink juice make all of the guys terrible actors What is the excuse for this

5:42 PM “Don’t be impolite, Captain” Is it possible this whole episode is some kind of complex allegory about toxic masculinity and misogyny PLEASE LET IT BE A COMPLEX ALLEGORY INSTEAD OF A FLAMING CESSPOOL OF TWO DUDES’ WORST SEXUAL FANTASIES PLEEAAAASE

5:47 PM Also goa’uld reproduction as the show presented it has never made any fucking sense

5:49 PM Also this gross ep is so heteronormative What about the queer men and women and others? Why aren’t they mesmerized too? Is Stargate trying to tell me there isn’t a single gay person in the entire mountain????

5:53 PM Several of these women are not meeting the uniform code/grooming standards and this is also making me irrationally angry Like, we need military women to make this awful plot work, but we refuse to respect them while we use them! Must be attractively angry at all times Tough, but not like, too tough? Throw in some whispy hair and a pretty braid, that’ll help WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN FRONT OF SOMEONE’S FIRING LANE JFC SAM

5:57 PM Oh hey Teal’c Thank god there’s a man here to lead us -_-

5:58 PM Did I mention I hate everything about this episode? Because it is the fucking worst

@amaradangeli​, 5:59 PM Omg this is amazing. I feel like this should be tweeted. At Stargate officials.

@geneeste, 6:01 PM UUGHHH Jack and the Jaffa-ing UGGGHHHH Why Why Just Why

6:03 PM Fucking Carroll and Carren A curse upon their houses Multitudinous legos on their floors in the middle of the night Constant lukewarm milk A thing that rattles incessantly in their car that they can never find A SiriusXM membership they can never cancel This episode constantly playing in the background in every waiting room they ever visit with a sign that says “DO NOT TOUCH TV” so they are forever reminded of their ABYSMAL FAILURE AS WRITERS

@amaradangeli​, 6:11 PM hahaha

@geneeste​, 6:12 PM This brig scene is so bad and elevated only by Janet and Sam and the other ladies who clearly knew how terrible it was

6:16 PM WHY DOES HER BEING A GOA’ULD QUEEN MEAN THAT WATER IS NO LONGER FUCKING WET

6:18 PM Also THAT IS NOT HOW IMMUNE SYSTEMS WORK JESUS CHRIST However he may never be able to process food or poop again, so yeah, kinda a big deal This show. The lows are very, very low.

6:24 PM Oh hey Jack Thank god there’s a man here to lead us Is it over yet Please is it over yet Why Why does the water catch on fire from bullets Just what the fuck were these writers on when they wrote this fucking awful fucking episode

@sharim28​, 6:28 PM that gif is perfect

@geneeste​, 6:28 PM “Good job, ladies” fuck yooooooou creepy ass Condescending Grandpa Hammond I want Sassy Grandpa Hammond back. You suck.

6:29 PM IT’S OOOOOOVER

@amaradangeli​, 6:29 PM you made it!