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COOPER! COOP! THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE ACCUSING YOU AND THE SHERIFF OF SOMETHING KNOWN AS DOOMED YAOI. YOURE FUJOING OUT THEYRE SAYING. NOW I STAND WITH YOU COOP I AM A BIT OF A FUJOSHI MYSELF BUT THEYRE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.
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cant even be mad at my cat for trying to steal my yarn ball. its basically the most classic thing for a cat to steal
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i feel so bad for little babies who can't drink red wine with cheese
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I dont play pokemon unite but its cool because it gives us skins like "what if marill frequented glory holes"
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im so scared .. so so scared

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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im so scared .. so so scared

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i got an interview

applying for jobs. feeling like the subway scene in possession (1981)
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why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try
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