#sassy fly

[backpackingspace]

a rough sketch of an idea

Polites found odysseus in the sheep's field weapons and armor and body broken and bruised. It looked like he had been dropped from a great height. He felt his gut clench at the sight. It wasn't the first time something like this had happened. But it was the worst he had ever seen his friend.

Odysseus had been collecting more and more bruises over the past year, becoming more and more cagey about their source. About his training. "Proof of athena's favoritism" he called them with a grin "it'll all be worth it when I'm the best fighter around"

But polites couldn't help but worry. Pride and honors and achievements didn't matter if you didn't survive the training to get there. Polites desperately wished there was something more he could to do to help but even if he could convince odysseus to cease this insanity, how would even get out of it without offending the goddess?

"I take it training didn't go well, my friend?" Polites asked with a smile forcing his voice to keep its teasing edge. He extended a hand to help odysseus up off the ground.

"Shut up polites" odysseus grumbled as he threw a hand up to clumsily grasp at polites hand.

Despite the muscle odysseus was rapidly gaining polites could still haul him up easily. He'd thank the gods for his height but lately praying had left a sour taste in his mouth. As he dragged odysseus towards a well paid and secured doctor he eyed the broken spear, sword, and sheild. A glimmer of an idea started to take shape. It was likely odysseus would continue to break mortal equipment as he did battle with gods and his family had been pressuring him to choose a calling already....

"Eurylochus is coming from same tomorrow" polites chatted ideally, hoping to distract his closest friend from his pain. Odysseus groaned and banged his head against polites shoulder.

"Come now!" Polites chided through his laughter "you love the man!"

"Not when he's trying to bed my sister I dont" odysseus slurred somehow managing to drip annoyance through the concussion and other pains.

(@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com tagged as promise! It's more on the angsty side of my headcanons so let me know if you only want to be tagged in the fluffy ones)

[time-can-fly]

Since everyone is slowly beginning to start their own lives with their other half’s, have you and Amy discussed the idea of children ? Much better question who proposed?

This post explains about their trouble having Tidal

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I haven’t said this enough recently but I’d like to take a moment to remind everyone…or idk…whoever sees this post…

That I love Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Thank you.

[muffinsin]

morning, muffin! (or afternoon/evening, depending on your place on the globe!) I just wanted to share something that had me cracking up. It was while reading the period relief headcanons...particularly one of the bullet points at the beginning of Cassandra's section: about her having the strongest sense of smell, so she knows when reader is about to start their cycle. Thought about an exchange like this:

Reader: *tries to insult Cassandra*

Cassandra: *can't think of a good comeback* "Yeah? Well...you started your period."

Please XDD this has me cracking up on the way home XD🙌🙌

Cassandra “bloodhound” Dimitrescu

[i-am-pixxie]

Just some casual Levi sass, while I try to sketch during turbulence, last night 😭

[fkkr109]

@moonriddles your cool guy 🫶🏻

I wanted to draw too JJJJ such a great design! I love CrushedFang's cute claws

Hope you like it! ))

[littlebittykittycommittee]

Y'know, one aspect of the new Chara lore that just dropped that strikes me (besides uhhh, all of it lol) is that what we know about Chara for sure just really reinforces over and over again, how they really were a little kid. I know people headcanon them different ages because it makes sense to them or it seems to match their behavior or w/e, but really, 9 is their favorite number?? .... they even have a favorite number that they've discussed (apparently at length)???

Like, look at their sprite (and Frisk's) and then look at Kris'. Literal babies. And so much stuff little idiosyncrasies about them doubles down on them having these very childish likes and habits, like them overfilling their glass ("for efficiency!!!") and proudly toting it around, spilling it everywhere. (And the narrator theory, how excited they get over the toy chest in Home: "Look at all these cool toys!" Honestly, how much they talk/narrate in general?? Kiddo's here to A) chatter about everything they see and B) make fun of you. They're doing the Simpsons' HA HA point and laugh, you just can't hear it.)

Seriously, imagine them standing at the front of a classroom and introducing themself with the little things we know about them: "My name is Chara. I really like reading and drawing and golden flowers, my favorite food is chocolate, and my favorite number is 9."

I think that gets lost sometimes, with how Asriel is very clearly a little kid because of how he acts in the VHS tapes and how serious and eloquent Chara is when we see them at the end of the Murder Fun Times route, it seems like sometimes people think of Chara as much older and more serious than Asriel. I know their in-game lore is dark as shit, but there's so many little things that keep underlining that they're really a little kid who got in way over their head. Like, I seriously doubt they're even in middle school.

[bumpscosity]

WHY IS IT ONLY A 7.9 THAT EP IS SO GOOD HELP????

[keepmovinjunior]

is somebody gonna match my freak (write a hercules with the original animated faceclaim)

[bythepen98]

Harry and Hedwig 🦉❤️️

kofi ⭐ https://rb.gy/z8rjs

[000marie198]

"But that's ridiculous!"

"Are you calling your father ridiculous?"

"Of course not. I would never call my father ridiculous. I'm calling my chief ridiculous."

The sass on this kid! XD

[korraofthereef]

I’ll literally like a trillion Jason Todd and Dick Grayson posts and I won’t get ANYTHING related to them on my fyp.

Meanwhile, I’ll like one post about some unrelated topic I have no business liking in the first place and then all the sudden my entire fyp is just nonsense of shit I don’t understand

[atangledfate]

" Rizz a noun... Style, Charm, Attractiveness the ability to attract a partner... used in a sentence--- if you must ask what Rizz is... well honey you ain't got it "

[leaveharmony]

@stargazerofgoldenwords

"You know what this game needs? An inventory supplementing skeleton minion in pirate boots and sunglasses with bags stuffed into its ribcage!" - BW apparently

[beelzebby666]

vash and wolfwood met each other in the story at the time they needed to but also i love thinking about them growing up as childhood friends because they could have been so so stupid with each other so much sooner. also like the idea of both of them having that person to lean on sooner and not feeling so lost and hurt all the time is good. but mostly it’s for the goofy shit they deserved to have more of in their lives.