#sassy!kylo

[claudefrollosreddiamondring]

Bro has been Mewing since he was in the Womb.

[ofthestcrs]

@chromium-siren liked this starter call

"Have you come here to berate me too?" Leia had just gotten a talking from her father so seeing one of his lackeys come into the room a few minutes later seemed to ring a sign for disaster. "Because, if so, I don't want to hear it. The Great and mighty Supreme Leader already ripped me a new one." Kylo Ren hadn't been happy about his daughter sneaking off base it had showed. She didn't want anyone else telling her about how badly she could've gotten hurt. Honestly, she didn't care.

[reylokisses]

Happy New Year, everyone! 🥰

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Wishing all of you a happy and healthy 2025! ❤️❤️❤️

[bumpscosity]

Congrats to classic disneyland ride fans tho your shits basically walk-on

star wars after dark tonight disneylands a disaster

[underrated-fic-recs]

Reylo Fic Rec: "at the foot of the gallows" by janejanajuno

at the foot of the gallows (12,570 words) by janejanajuno  Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Leia Organa/Han Solo Key Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Marriage of Convenience, gallows marriage, Minor Character Death, medieval simp ben solo, Pregnancy, Happy Ending

Summary: Labeled a traitor to the Crown for deserting the battlefield for his father's deathbed, Ben Solo is condemned to death by hanging.

Rey is the one person standing between him and the grave. His only hope. And she has a choice to make.

Fic Rec Notes: (Normally I wait at least a few months after a fic is published to determine if it qualifies as underrated, but if a newer fic isn't getting the attention it deserves I reserve the right to scream and holler post about it sooner.)

This is one of the best fics I've read all year and I could write thousands of words about all the things I love about it, but here are some highlights:

Excellent medieval AU, thoroughly researched when it comes to medieval history, though the historical details never bog down or interfere with the ~vibes~. It follows the @ninepiecesofcrait / SW fandom tradition of a substantial and sassy bibliography in the endnotes—nine was also the beta for this fic!

Best subversion of medieval wedding night tropes ever (and the eventual smut is brief but HOT).

Beautiful writing, and my standards for that are HIGH. The number of people quoting many favorite lines in the comments is a testament to the quality of prose, and I only wish I could go on about it here without spoilers. The comments are their own treasure trove, tbh.

tl;dr Ben may be the literal knight in shining armor here, but medieval veterinarian Rey is the one saving HIM—and he immediately becomes a wife guy for her. So many fun, tender, thoughtful details—go read it now and scream about it in the comments with me!

🏰 at the foot of the gallows by @janejanajunojane

[starwarslover1999]

♟️Checkmate | General Hux AO3

Little imagine and sneak peak of what’s to come <3

{I just wanted to share this part I wrote in one chapter im working on cause Hux looking hot af in this scene so enjoy a little snippet of a scene of sassy hot Hux 🥵 🙂‍↕️}

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-Fandom: Star Wars

-Rating: Mature

-Category: F/M

-Characters: Armitage HuxBen Solo | Kylo RenKylo RenRey (Star Wars)Snoke (Star Wars)Dopheld MitakaLuke SkywalkerOriginal CharactersOriginal Female Character(s)Leia OrganaPoe DameronFinn (Star Wars)Rose TicoThe Resistance (Star Wars)The First Order (Star Wars)Chewbacca (Star Wars)Han Solo

-Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Wars SettingEnemy LoversHyperspace Travel (Star Wars)Slow BurnAlternate Universe - 1920sNew York Citysassy generalEventual Romancehux is irritated most of the timeWormholesgalaxy portal science poopscience I don't understandStrong sexual tensionhux is a stubborn arrogant assInvasion of Earthapocalyptic I guessRomanceBetrayalKidnappingStockholm SyndromePost-Star Wars: The Last JediForce Bond (Star Wars)Hand-Wavy Force Powers (Star Wars)CaptivitySuspensePlot TwistsMinor Character DeathCharacter DeathStarkiller Base (Star Wars)the supremacy splitsRivalryHand to Hand CombatBlasters (Star Wars)

-Language: English

-Words: 3,883 Chapters:1/?

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Chapter *surprise*

She was so caught up in the realization of her own growing power, she almost didn't notice him. The sound of snapping twigs broke her reverie, and she turned. Hux was reemerging from the dense foliage, his usually impeccable uniform now disheveled, his ginger hair scattered across his face, and dust motes clinging to his shoulders. He moved with a slow, deliberate purpose, his eyes fixed on her, a chilling intensity in their emerald depths.

He stopped a few feet away, his chest rising and falling with ragged breaths. For a moment, he simply stared, his expression unreadable. Then, a low, guttural sound escaped his lips, a sound that was half growl, half a choked laugh.

"Impressive," he said, his voice a low, dangerous rumble. "Very impressive." He brushed a stray leaf from his shoulder, his movements sharp and precise. "It seems you've finally found a way to channel your… anger." He paused, his eyes narrowing. "However, I suggest you learn to control it. Or you may find yourself… regretting its use."

He stepped closer, his voice dropping to a near whisper. "You think you've hurt me? You think you've won? This changes nothing." He reached up, smoothing his hair back into place. "You've merely proven that you are a weapon that needs to be honed, and controlled."

{If you wanna follow the story, check it out on ao3! }

[enviedear]

idc kylo was so sassy with that ‘no.’ response after being asked if he could cover up. i think of it often.

[buriedaliens]

Rating my Tavs

1. The Tavster. He was my first! A wizard white dragonborn. This was after I tweaked his appearance a bit. He's intelligent and quite sassy. He was supposed to romance Karlach but accidentally fucked Astarion. Oops. 7/10

2. Tavid. I think he's like a warlock drow idk I fucking hate him got off the Nauteloid, looked at his purple ass Kylo Ren lookin mug and never touched the file again 0/10

3. Mr. Tav. Black dragonborn that started as a warlock but I swapped him to a Monk. He's trying to woo Shadowheart but doesn't know if it's working. He's very hopeless and doing his best. 8/10

4. Amalthea (420 A.H.E. *Years After Himmel the Hero Era*) my beloved sorcerer. She's a walking shitpost and based on the Last Unicorn protagonist. Truly a glass cannon in the sense that her spells fuck but homie gets fucked even harder by enemies. She will be downed and every enemy on the map will go you know what fuck that elf bitch in particular and just keep smashing her up. She's my favorite for many reasons though so 20/10.

5. Tavatha. I loved playing Amalthea in my friend group play through so much I made another sorcerer so this is her. She accidentally started looking too Anakin so I gave her some highlights and face tattoos and then she started accidentally looking like my cat Shikamaru so I'll have to live with that. She gives fuck it punk bisexual vibes but in the play through I'm calling it Girls Night™️ and only using shadowheart, laezel, and Karlach in the party. 9/10.

[that-sw-selfshipper]

Me? Playing favourites? Never. /s

Finally got level VII gear. So— p u r p l e.

22 more shards to go and Anakin's stars are maxed. Sucks Vader shards are pretty much (as far as I've seen) only available through achievements or if you throw money at the game (which I am f2p) so progression is slow but we'll get there.

Working on Kylo(maskless) and the feral version of him on level VII gear now.

After that its sassy bestie (Obi-Wan) so he can stop getting one shot. Thankfully for the most part since I have Kylo he usually takes the heat cause he's a tank but if the the squad I'm up against decides to be quirky™ they go after Obi-Wan and it's a 1 and done.

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Greetings mutual of mine, tis I, completing my duties as a mutual to randomly send you questions :D

KotLC characters, but as your cats and their personalities 🤪

OMG OMG OMGG

Mycroft- Dex. Genius, super nice, could kill you though. Also super sassy.

Cosette is like a mix between book 1 Biana and later books Biana. Like she's snobby but also a I-know-I-look-pretty-but-I-could-brutally-murder-you girl.

Kitsune and Kylo were literally the Weasley twins. They can be Rex and Lex (pre Unlocked). Their sister Haven can be the Bex of the bunch (although she has a very different personality than Bex. She doesn't really fit any of the characters tbh)

Phoenix kinda reminds me of Sophie?? Sassy leader? Don't tell me what to do? That sort of thing?

Shiloh reminds of Vespera solely because of her careless crimes.

I don't know about the rest!! Mocha was kind of just chill (but never listened to anybody), Cas is a get-off-my-lawn kind of guy (but he lives in his mom's basement), Saoirse is a Kindergartener, and Vesper is still a kitten (so she's like a baby)

Sorry for typing all of that lol

[opinated-user]

Ok so I've never watched Owl House but I will say, everytime I see Lily shittalk Hunter, comparing him to Kylo Ren and whatnot while putting up pictures of him I have to laugh because, he does not give me That Vibe at all. His design makes me think "awkward troubled boy", not "generic angsty evil guy" ("adorkable" would be another good word to describe him tbh).

And from what I've seen, teenargers tend to put him in the "he's just like me" box, as opposed to "omg he's so hot". Especially transmasc teens tend to relate to him I've noticed.

It's just so funny when Lily says something like "generic angsty white guy" and on the screen you see Hunter with the goofiest smile like, girl I'm not convinced sorry.

tbf a person can relate to a character and also find them attractive. hunter is a fictional teenage so if teenagers girls or boy or non binary people find him attractive, there's nothing wrong with that. it's only wrong when an adult woman feels entitled to judge them because of doing the most normal thing any teenager can do.

hunter starts as a dark and mysterious villain with sassy moments, which is when and how LO liked him to be, but the more is known about him we find him to be just a traumatized boy who wants to belong somewhere and have friends. he's not my favorite character, but i can easily see why it would be the one for so many other people and why he became popular in fandom. the experience of seeing a character evolve and change makes them more interesting than the characters who stay the same the whole way through, which is exactly how LO wants all characters to be.

[puella-peanut]

Hi ☺️ I was wondering, how did you get into Silverusso?

So, I didn't get into Silverusso. Silverusso got into me.

Y'know, like how you get infected by chicken pox as a kid, and then once you get it you're immune to it? That didn't happen to me (I was vaccinated)--or actually, only the first part happened to me. I got infected Big Time with Silverusso fever, and Lord knows I shall never recover!! (I don't wanna either.)

Anyway, back in Ye Olde Days, I grew up watching the KK movies. (Well, I grew up watching KK1, and watched the other two once or twice at most, also the Hilary Swank one, since I disliked all after 1, lol.)

Anyway, Daniel LaRusso was my childhood, tween, and teenage girl-self's love (which in itself it So Very Odd because I never liked small little pretty boys, always going for ones that were older and looked far more rugged (lmao, like Kreese) or even handsome, tall, and sophisticated (like Terry, LOL)--ANYWAY--so when I heard of Cobra Kai, I KNEW I HAD TO WATCH IT. Then I saw the trailer for season one, and I thought it was gonna be trash, so...I didn't. Oof.

What got me to watch it? A very shallow reason.

I saw the trailer for season 4, and oh my gosh, is that TERRY SILVER?? Looking so TALL AND HANDSOME?? SILVER FOX DADDY??? And that was it. I was HOOKED.

I started off shipping Lawrusso (their AMAZING chemistry in season 1 and 2, but especially 1, is still fantastic!), but even while I liked it, I was slightly bored by it. Meanwhile, I was reading more and more on Terry, looking at all his scenes in season 4, spoiling it for myself, and loving every second. TIG was magnetic, he stole every scene he was in with his demeanor, his charm, his dialogue, the small little quirks of body and build--and that strange, sensual, unholy, tension soaked and oddly flirty chemistry he had with my baby boy, Daniel....oh boy. OH BOY!!

Silverusso stole my heart from the moment they shared their first interaction at the dojo. I watched that scene over and over even while I was still making my way through season 2. The CHEMISTRY between the two of them--off the charts! Daniel has more chemistry with Terry in this one scene (and of course the convenience store scene) then he has with any other character in the show, even his wife, Amanda lol. What the shit!

I mean, even when Terry and Daniel didn't share the screen with each other, their presence in the other's life and what had come of it some 30 years hence was undeniable and tangible. There was a...heat, an intensity. A dark caress across time. A shadow. It was alluring. Mesmerizing. The way Terry and Daniel bounced off each other, how easily triggered by their other they were despite trying to be composed and rational about it (well, at least Daniel lol). Insane. Illegal!

I hadn't fallen so hard for a pairing since Reylo (tall, dark, dominant and sinister Kylo Ren/Ben and brown haired, brown eyed tiny, pretty, spunky and sassy, tempted-by-the-dark-side Rey from Star Wars--another pairing that shares a LOT of similarities with Silverusso!).

So, I finally re-watched KK3 as soon as I finished season 3, and. Holy shit. The Silverusso was ONCE AGAIN OFF THE CHARTS. I totally forgot that Terry got into this zany scheme for Kreese, because once Daniel LaRusso got roped into this stupid plot, it was like the boy pulled something beyond everything else outta him. Ridiculous. Crazy! This goes way beyond cocaine, if you ask me.

I had so many questions--why is Terry so obsessed with this boy? Why does he stick so close to him all the time? Why does Daniel turn to putty at the sound of his voice, a touch of the hands? WHY IS TERRY SO TOUCHY FEELY?? Why does he look at Daniel Like That? Why is he such a Wolf to Daniel's naive Little Red? Was this intentional? If not, why does it come across this way? Ahem. It just goes on and on. And on.

I did NOT recall it being this dark and sensual as a little girl. Was this normal in family movies from the 1980s? (It's not.) If this was actually a good film (because let's be real, this movie is garbage lol), one made for adults, it would definitely be a dark, perhaps tragic coming of age/first love story. It had and has all the elements--it was simply the execution that made it fall so short, sadly.

But yeah. Ship for the ages here, folks!

[thewriterowl]

Sunburst

Chapter Twenty-Three: Just Visiting

When Luke drifted off into the Force after he faced off against Kylo Ren, he thought perhaps, finally, he was done with suffering and loneliness and so much loss. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his eight-year-old self with a haunting whisper vibrating in his memory:

One more chance, little sun, you deserve one more chance.

--

Time for the next update! Some sassy children and angst and growing fondness with Skywalker stupidity galore.

Hope it is enjoyed! Let me know what you think of all the Daddies and their daddy-ness happening!

[worfianism]

Ahsoka Ep 7

Spoilers ahead

- oooo sassy hera

- always so funny when star wars characters are like this sounds like a fairy tale and im like yes buddy you are indeed in a fairy tale

- C3P0!!!! On behalf of LEIA 😭😭😭😭😭

- Senator Organa is Senatoring

- see I get it. Senator Xiono being wary because Hera does read like a military woman stuck in a war but he's very reticent which along with the fact they pointed out that there is ex-empire at all levels in the new Republic make me distrust him

- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ANAKIN

- at least he's self aware 😂

- SKYGUY STILL TEACHING SNIPS 😭😭😭😭😭

- Awh buddy. You know what I think Good Master is pushing it but I get it. I really do think he tried his best when it came to Ahsoka especially since they were at war but he still let his selfishness get in the way of being a truly good master.

- Huyang I LOVE YOU. David Tennant I LOVE YOU.

- sometimes I forget that Ahsoka was apprenticed to arguably the best pilot in the galaxy

- did he not know this? Or is that he knew that Anakin was Vader but not that Ahsoka was apprenticed to Anakin?

- YOU KNOW WHY JEDI HAVE HAD TO HIDE FOR YEARS?????? (Order 66 mention im sensitive about that)

- I do get why people enjoy Thrawn as a villain

- I love that we go from space battle to idyllic little ride with ezra and sabine

- Zeb mention!!!

- OMG HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT JACEN!! DAVE YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT REUNION!!!

- Ezra 😂😂😂 "Really? You???"

- Oh Sabine. You know you messed up. But you can't admit it and you can't fix it.

- ARE THEY CANONISING FORCE TRAINING BONDS????? I thought they were entirely headcanon? (I mean I know Rey and Kylo ren had a force bond but I thought master-padawan bonds were something the Internet made up) also sabine is basically force-null so could she have a training bond anyway?

- UH OH

- damn Baylon Skoll essentially gives like evil Obi-Wan Kenobi vibes but anyway I wonder what he's up to

- COME ON DAVE GIVE ME EZRA WITH A LIGHTSABER, GIVE MY LITTLE JEDI BACK

- omg the little guys trying with a slingshot

- Ezra's ability to care about literally anyone I love him

- COME ON GIVE THE BOY A LIGHTSABER SABINE I KNOW YOU HAVE HIS

- Sabine saying she's like you but lacks your sense of humour about Shin I can't 😂

- omg they just dropped the soft Ahsoka theme very randomly

- I wonder who did the music for the show

- EZRA TAKE THE LIGHTSABER BABY PLEASE

- THE FORCE IS MY ALLY THAT IS ALL I NEED

- EZRA USING THE FORCE 😭😭😭😭😭

- the little guy just threw a pan I love it

- AHHH LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!! HIM AND HIS LOVELY HAIR

- oh ezra how do you not know that you can't say stuff like that it's basically asking to jinxing it

- HUYANG TO THE RESCUE!

- Oh god for a moment I forgot that troopers were now clone troopers not stormtroopers so for a second I was like yay they're being rescued!!

- EZRA LIGHTSABER PLEASE

- hes so ezra

- Huyang you have to outlive literally everyone

- I'll give that to Thrawn, they are kind of like Jedi of old

- uh ohhhh

- Ahsoka 🥺 offering to help a darksider back to the light

- EZRA AHSOKA REUNION HUG IM IN SHAMBLES 😭😭😭😭 AHSOKA'S LITTLE LAUGH

- OH EZRA MY HEART IS BURSTING WITH LOVE FOR YOU

[bumpscosity]

They literally just throw a tarp over him. This is what my mutuals want to do to their blorbos

Smugglers run b-mode is objectively hilarious

[ao3feed--reylo]

"laser sword"

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/pqRvkIa

by red_velvet_starlight

Rey is an engineering major and spends her time in the engineering lab for fun. She's always noticed this one guy on campus that seemingly gets a lot of unwanted attention. One day she decides to talk to him and finds out he's trying to build a working lightsaber. She offers to help and sparks fly.

Words: 2551, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo

Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Engineering, Lightsaber Construction (Star Wars), ignorant and shy ben, confident and sassy rey, Rey Knows What She Wants (Star Wars), ben is an idiot, Milkshake Date

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/pqRvkIa