#sassy!kylo

[claudefrollosreddiamondring]

Bro has been Mewing since he was in the Womb.

[ofthestcrs]

@chromium-siren liked this starter call

"Have you come here to berate me too?" Leia had just gotten a talking from her father so seeing one of his lackeys come into the room a few minutes later seemed to ring a sign for disaster. "Because, if so, I don't want to hear it. The Great and mighty Supreme Leader already ripped me a new one." Kylo Ren hadn't been happy about his daughter sneaking off base it had showed. She didn't want anyone else telling her about how badly she could've gotten hurt. Honestly, she didn't care.

[annlyeljames]

Just watched The Phantom of the Opera Fire the first time recently. In short, I LOVED IT!

Plus, why don't I see more Reylo fans pointing out all of the Phantom of the Opera references between Kylo Ren and Rey? There are so many subtle similarities.

[bumpscosity]

Congrats to classic disneyland ride fans tho your shits basically walk-on

star wars after dark tonight disneylands a disaster

[enviedear]

idc kylo was so sassy with that ‘no.’ response after being asked if he could cover up. i think of it often.

[buriedaliens]

Rating my Tavs

1. The Tavster. He was my first! A wizard white dragonborn. This was after I tweaked his appearance a bit. He's intelligent and quite sassy. He was supposed to romance Karlach but accidentally fucked Astarion. Oops. 7/10

2. Tavid. I think he's like a warlock drow idk I fucking hate him got off the Nauteloid, looked at his purple ass Kylo Ren lookin mug and never touched the file again 0/10

3. Mr. Tav. Black dragonborn that started as a warlock but I swapped him to a Monk. He's trying to woo Shadowheart but doesn't know if it's working. He's very hopeless and doing his best. 8/10

4. Amalthea (420 A.H.E. *Years After Himmel the Hero Era*) my beloved sorcerer. She's a walking shitpost and based on the Last Unicorn protagonist. Truly a glass cannon in the sense that her spells fuck but homie gets fucked even harder by enemies. She will be downed and every enemy on the map will go you know what fuck that elf bitch in particular and just keep smashing her up. She's my favorite for many reasons though so 20/10.

5. Tavatha. I loved playing Amalthea in my friend group play through so much I made another sorcerer so this is her. She accidentally started looking too Anakin so I gave her some highlights and face tattoos and then she started accidentally looking like my cat Shikamaru so I'll have to live with that. She gives fuck it punk bisexual vibes but in the play through I'm calling it Girls Night™️ and only using shadowheart, laezel, and Karlach in the party. 9/10.

[cosmic-ships]

Me? Playing favourites? Never. /s

Finally got level VII gear. So— p u r p l e.

22 more shards to go and Anakin's stars are maxed. Sucks Vader shards are pretty much (as far as I've seen) only available through achievements or if you throw money at the game (which I am f2p) so progression is slow but we'll get there.

Working on Kylo(maskless) and the feral version of him on level VII gear now.

After that its sassy bestie (Obi-Wan) so he can stop getting one shot. Thankfully for the most part since I have Kylo he usually takes the heat cause he's a tank but if the the squad I'm up against decides to be quirky™ they go after Obi-Wan and it's a 1 and done.

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Greetings mutual of mine, tis I, completing my duties as a mutual to randomly send you questions :D

KotLC characters, but as your cats and their personalities 🤪

OMG OMG OMGG

Mycroft- Dex. Genius, super nice, could kill you though. Also super sassy.

Cosette is like a mix between book 1 Biana and later books Biana. Like she's snobby but also a I-know-I-look-pretty-but-I-could-brutally-murder-you girl.

Kitsune and Kylo were literally the Weasley twins. They can be Rex and Lex (pre Unlocked). Their sister Haven can be the Bex of the bunch (although she has a very different personality than Bex. She doesn't really fit any of the characters tbh)

Phoenix kinda reminds me of Sophie?? Sassy leader? Don't tell me what to do? That sort of thing?

Shiloh reminds of Vespera solely because of her careless crimes.

I don't know about the rest!! Mocha was kind of just chill (but never listened to anybody), Cas is a get-off-my-lawn kind of guy (but he lives in his mom's basement), Saoirse is a Kindergartener, and Vesper is still a kitten (so she's like a baby)

Sorry for typing all of that lol

[puella-peanut]

Hi ☺️ I was wondering, how did you get into Silverusso?

So, I didn't get into Silverusso. Silverusso got into me.

Y'know, like how you get infected by chicken pox as a kid, and then once you get it you're immune to it? That didn't happen to me (I was vaccinated)--or actually, only the first part happened to me. I got infected Big Time with Silverusso fever, and Lord knows I shall never recover!! (I don't wanna either.)

Anyway, back in Ye Olde Days, I grew up watching the KK movies. (Well, I grew up watching KK1, and watched the other two once or twice at most, also the Hilary Swank one, since I disliked all after 1, lol.)

Anyway, Daniel LaRusso was my childhood, tween, and teenage girl-self's love (which in itself it So Very Odd because I never liked small little pretty boys, always going for ones that were older and looked far more rugged (lmao, like Kreese) or even handsome, tall, and sophisticated (like Terry, LOL)--ANYWAY--so when I heard of Cobra Kai, I KNEW I HAD TO WATCH IT. Then I saw the trailer for season one, and I thought it was gonna be trash, so...I didn't. Oof.

What got me to watch it? A very shallow reason.

I saw the trailer for season 4, and oh my gosh, is that TERRY SILVER?? Looking so TALL AND HANDSOME?? SILVER FOX DADDY??? And that was it. I was HOOKED.

I started off shipping Lawrusso (their AMAZING chemistry in season 1 and 2, but especially 1, is still fantastic!), but even while I liked it, I was slightly bored by it. Meanwhile, I was reading more and more on Terry, looking at all his scenes in season 4, spoiling it for myself, and loving every second. TIG was magnetic, he stole every scene he was in with his demeanor, his charm, his dialogue, the small little quirks of body and build--and that strange, sensual, unholy, tension soaked and oddly flirty chemistry he had with my baby boy, Daniel....oh boy. OH BOY!!

Silverusso stole my heart from the moment they shared their first interaction at the dojo. I watched that scene over and over even while I was still making my way through season 2. The CHEMISTRY between the two of them--off the charts! Daniel has more chemistry with Terry in this one scene (and of course the convenience store scene) then he has with any other character in the show, even his wife, Amanda lol. What the shit!

I mean, even when Terry and Daniel didn't share the screen with each other, their presence in the other's life and what had come of it some 30 years hence was undeniable and tangible. There was a...heat, an intensity. A dark caress across time. A shadow. It was alluring. Mesmerizing. The way Terry and Daniel bounced off each other, how easily triggered by their other they were despite trying to be composed and rational about it (well, at least Daniel lol). Insane. Illegal!

I hadn't fallen so hard for a pairing since Reylo (tall, dark, dominant and sinister Kylo Ren/Ben and brown haired, brown eyed tiny, pretty, spunky and sassy, tempted-by-the-dark-side Rey from Star Wars--another pairing that shares a LOT of similarities with Silverusso!).

So, I finally re-watched KK3 as soon as I finished season 3, and. Holy shit. The Silverusso was ONCE AGAIN OFF THE CHARTS. I totally forgot that Terry got into this zany scheme for Kreese, because once Daniel LaRusso got roped into this stupid plot, it was like the boy pulled something beyond everything else outta him. Ridiculous. Crazy! This goes way beyond cocaine, if you ask me.

I had so many questions--why is Terry so obsessed with this boy? Why does he stick so close to him all the time? Why does Daniel turn to putty at the sound of his voice, a touch of the hands? WHY IS TERRY SO TOUCHY FEELY?? Why does he look at Daniel Like That? Why is he such a Wolf to Daniel's naive Little Red? Was this intentional? If not, why does it come across this way? Ahem. It just goes on and on. And on.

I did NOT recall it being this dark and sensual as a little girl. Was this normal in family movies from the 1980s? (It's not.) If this was actually a good film (because let's be real, this movie is garbage lol), one made for adults, it would definitely be a dark, perhaps tragic coming of age/first love story. It had and has all the elements--it was simply the execution that made it fall so short, sadly.

But yeah. Ship for the ages here, folks!

[thewriterowl]

Sunburst

Chapter Twenty-Three: Just Visiting

When Luke drifted off into the Force after he faced off against Kylo Ren, he thought perhaps, finally, he was done with suffering and loneliness and so much loss. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his eight-year-old self with a haunting whisper vibrating in his memory:

One more chance, little sun, you deserve one more chance.

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Time for the next update! Some sassy children and angst and growing fondness with Skywalker stupidity galore.

Hope it is enjoyed! Let me know what you think of all the Daddies and their daddy-ness happening!

[opinated-user]

Ok so I've never watched Owl House but I will say, everytime I see Lily shittalk Hunter, comparing him to Kylo Ren and whatnot while putting up pictures of him I have to laugh because, he does not give me That Vibe at all. His design makes me think "awkward troubled boy", not "generic angsty evil guy" ("adorkable" would be another good word to describe him tbh).

And from what I've seen, teenargers tend to put him in the "he's just like me" box, as opposed to "omg he's so hot". Especially transmasc teens tend to relate to him I've noticed.

It's just so funny when Lily says something like "generic angsty white guy" and on the screen you see Hunter with the goofiest smile like, girl I'm not convinced sorry.

tbf a person can relate to a character and also find them attractive. hunter is a fictional teenage so if teenagers girls or boy or non binary people find him attractive, there's nothing wrong with that. it's only wrong when an adult woman feels entitled to judge them because of doing the most normal thing any teenager can do.

hunter starts as a dark and mysterious villain with sassy moments, which is when and how LO liked him to be, but the more is known about him we find him to be just a traumatized boy who wants to belong somewhere and have friends. he's not my favorite character, but i can easily see why it would be the one for so many other people and why he became popular in fandom. the experience of seeing a character evolve and change makes them more interesting than the characters who stay the same the whole way through, which is exactly how LO wants all characters to be.

[worfianism]

Ahsoka Ep 7

Spoilers ahead

- oooo sassy hera

- always so funny when star wars characters are like this sounds like a fairy tale and im like yes buddy you are indeed in a fairy tale

- C3P0!!!! On behalf of LEIA 😭😭😭😭😭

- Senator Organa is Senatoring

- see I get it. Senator Xiono being wary because Hera does read like a military woman stuck in a war but he's very reticent which along with the fact they pointed out that there is ex-empire at all levels in the new Republic make me distrust him

- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ANAKIN

- at least he's self aware 😂

- SKYGUY STILL TEACHING SNIPS 😭😭😭😭😭

- Awh buddy. You know what I think Good Master is pushing it but I get it. I really do think he tried his best when it came to Ahsoka especially since they were at war but he still let his selfishness get in the way of being a truly good master.

- Huyang I LOVE YOU. David Tennant I LOVE YOU.

- sometimes I forget that Ahsoka was apprenticed to arguably the best pilot in the galaxy

- did he not know this? Or is that he knew that Anakin was Vader but not that Ahsoka was apprenticed to Anakin?

- YOU KNOW WHY JEDI HAVE HAD TO HIDE FOR YEARS?????? (Order 66 mention im sensitive about that)

- I do get why people enjoy Thrawn as a villain

- I love that we go from space battle to idyllic little ride with ezra and sabine

- Zeb mention!!!

- OMG HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT JACEN!! DAVE YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT REUNION!!!

- Ezra 😂😂😂 "Really? You???"

- Oh Sabine. You know you messed up. But you can't admit it and you can't fix it.

- ARE THEY CANONISING FORCE TRAINING BONDS????? I thought they were entirely headcanon? (I mean I know Rey and Kylo ren had a force bond but I thought master-padawan bonds were something the Internet made up) also sabine is basically force-null so could she have a training bond anyway?

- UH OH

- damn Baylon Skoll essentially gives like evil Obi-Wan Kenobi vibes but anyway I wonder what he's up to

- COME ON DAVE GIVE ME EZRA WITH A LIGHTSABER, GIVE MY LITTLE JEDI BACK

- omg the little guys trying with a slingshot

- Ezra's ability to care about literally anyone I love him

- COME ON GIVE THE BOY A LIGHTSABER SABINE I KNOW YOU HAVE HIS

- Sabine saying she's like you but lacks your sense of humour about Shin I can't 😂

- omg they just dropped the soft Ahsoka theme very randomly

- I wonder who did the music for the show

- EZRA TAKE THE LIGHTSABER BABY PLEASE

- THE FORCE IS MY ALLY THAT IS ALL I NEED

- EZRA USING THE FORCE 😭😭😭😭😭

- the little guy just threw a pan I love it

- AHHH LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!! HIM AND HIS LOVELY HAIR

- oh ezra how do you not know that you can't say stuff like that it's basically asking to jinxing it

- HUYANG TO THE RESCUE!

- Oh god for a moment I forgot that troopers were now clone troopers not stormtroopers so for a second I was like yay they're being rescued!!

- EZRA LIGHTSABER PLEASE

- hes so ezra

- Huyang you have to outlive literally everyone

- I'll give that to Thrawn, they are kind of like Jedi of old

- uh ohhhh

- Ahsoka 🥺 offering to help a darksider back to the light

- EZRA AHSOKA REUNION HUG IM IN SHAMBLES 😭😭😭😭 AHSOKA'S LITTLE LAUGH

- OH EZRA MY HEART IS BURSTING WITH LOVE FOR YOU

[whumpbby]

Oh wow, nothing like seeing the message that the fic one bookmarked ages ago finally got an update and an ending... Only to discover that a side character sassy teen OC basically took over the last chapters of it with a true Mary Sue gusto (everyone loves her, no consequences for the shitty things she did, of course she's sassy and doesn't deal with hierarchy, unmatchedd hacker, and, for a padawan, acts has no goddamn respect for anyone. Oh, and she was leading the big final mission in place of canon characters, can't forget that. The only thing we're lacking is glowing hair and mixed blood.) If I was interested in a character like that I'd read about Anakin *shrug*

Sigh. I was really gearing up for a long glowing comment, cause I loved the first half of that fic and to certain point, the characterisation of Hux and Kylo. Right till they became nothing more than receptacles of the OC's banter and apperances. But now I can't make myself to write a "great story!" because I don't want to open that page again. The big emotional climax of the slow-burn was absolutely decimated by a side character that took over 3/4th of the final chapters so fuck it, I guess, I won't have the emotional resolution it was all gearing towards.

Have you ever read a fic that went off the characterisation rails so hard towards the end that you kinda wish you could turn time and not do it? Like, I am angry now and I don't like to be angry at a fic I loved, but I want my emotional investment back. I want my time back. I want my excitement back.

I want people to tag for their fucking Mary Sues!

[dragonfly0808]

003 Icy and Darcy

Icy

How I feel about this character: Icon. She’s that bitch and may have once or twice made me question my sexuality… she’s just so cool as a villain, I feel like she’s the perfect combination of intimidating, sassy and evil.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: …

Non-romantic OTP: Icy x Stormy x Darcy

Unpopular opinion: I didn’t like the backstory that they gave her, it just made no sense to me. And I also didn’t really like it when they tired to give her a love interest, the only one I kinda liked was Tritannus but even he didn’t really do it for me. I don’t like that they tried to make her a sidekick (post s3) when she was meant to be the leader.

One thing I wish would’ve happened: To see her regain the main spotlight as a villain and explore her relationship with her sisters

Het ship: Icy x Tritannus (I enjoyed a few of their scenes)

Fem ship: …

OTP: …

OT3: …

Crossover ship: Icy x Claudia from the Dragon Prince. Icy x Faybelle from Ever After High (I feel like they’d either kill each other or be the ultimate power couple)

Headcannon fact: She had a constant headache cause of that ponytail ajajjaja

Darcy

How I feel about this character: Love her. She’s the original gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She just gives me that vibe. Also those yellow sunglasses were iconic.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: …

Non-romantic OTP: Darcy x Icy x Stormy

Unpopular opinion: They didn’t do her powers justice, I would’ve loved to see more of her power also… her relationship with Riven never made much sense to me… like… why did he trust her? That’s the main thing that always threw me off.

One thing I wish would’ve happened: Explore her power and relationship with her sisters and just maybe reveal that maybe a small part of her did actually care about Riven? I just think there could’ve been a lot of angst there

Het ship: Darcy x Riven (they may not make sense but at least they were hot together)

Fem ship: …

OTP: …

OT3: …

Crossover ship: Darcy x Kylo Ren from Star Wars (they’d be so angsty together) Darcy x Luke Castellan from Percy Jackson, Idk why I feel like they could work

Headcannon fact: She’s the youngest of the Trix

[bumpscosity]

They literally just throw a tarp over him. This is what my mutuals want to do to their blorbos

Smugglers run b-mode is objectively hilarious

[ao3feed--reylo]

"laser sword"

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/pqRvkIa

by red_velvet_starlight

Rey is an engineering major and spends her time in the engineering lab for fun. She's always noticed this one guy on campus that seemingly gets a lot of unwanted attention. One day she decides to talk to him and finds out he's trying to build a working lightsaber. She offers to help and sparks fly.

Words: 2551, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo

Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Engineering, Lightsaber Construction (Star Wars), ignorant and shy ben, confident and sassy rey, Rey Knows What She Wants (Star Wars), ben is an idiot, Milkshake Date

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/pqRvkIa