#sarcaster

[brokenheadpiece]

. . . . . . . #funnyindiantweets #indiantweetss #indianmemes #desimemes #bakchodiyaan #idioticsperm #sarcaster #twitterfunny #iphone14pro #oktweet #relatablememe #memesofinstagram #relatablereels #relatableteen #confess #fuddu_sperm #sarcasmislife #desitweets #reletablememes #twittertweets https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp452mHIdTc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[all-the-bones-ever]

this hit me like a truck

[astridthevalkyrie]

yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.

[bunabi]

Thanks again @p243568 for commissioning me. A very cathartic piece for me personally. I hope the wait was worth it. 😭⚔️

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

[enemywasp]

"You're putting your sick fantasies onto fictional characters!!"

Oh!! Oh no! I was putting FANTASIES... onto FICTIONAL characters!?! Why did no one tell me!?

[bathylychnops]

ithiunk i hauve covid..

[messymoonmad]

Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :

Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.

Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity

Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.

(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)

[kangals]

if we’re defining a “working/working-line” dog as “dog that must perform the tasks or purpose that it’s ancestors were selectively bred to do for its livelihood” e.g. a Great Pyrenees that lives outside 24/7 with its flock, a sighthound that goes out and hunts hares, a border collie who moves sheep every day on the farm, etc. then I am going to also say that this applies to companion breeds. a pekingese was bred for the job of sitting on its owners laps and to be a little watchful hot water bottle, therefore if you own a Pekingese today and it sits on your lap it is a working dog. Thank you for coming to my TED talk I will not be taking any further questions.

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[managone16]

Sirius: Hey reggie, pass me my cig box will you? Regulus: *taking out a box from his pocket* Here, have one of mine. Sirius, baffled: what, you smoke?! Regulus: No, I keep them in my pocket to fucking snack on.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teen Michael and Vanny form a FNAF alliance,,

[rust-berrie]

i swear there was a image similar to this but i can't find it :( anyways this is what it feels like when you try to court shane

[modify-and-sever]

if gender is what's in my pants then my gender is YOUR MOM lol anyway yeah I heard you're nonbinary do you have a penis. are you girl agender or boy agender. are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary. you have multiple genders but like are you more girl or boy. ok you're neither but are you more boy or girl. no haha I get it like no gender lol but seriously do you have a penis. is it a boy penis or a girl penis. it's honestly really weird that you don't want to answer this question honestly I'm just going to assume you have a dangerous male penis and tell all my friends that you're a bad person

[sol-illo]

drunk in love~