#sanjji

[theviolettulip]

I love this and it is now my canon.

I really like the idea/headcanon of Yonji being actually super smart, he just doesn't look like it because he's big and all muscles.

I think it would be really funny if he sees the poneglyph rubbings and just casually reads them like it's nothing, and everyone's confused. And then, I dunno, have translation debates with Robin or something.

Somehow I think this would make Zoro and Sanji fight even more.

Zoro: He's your brother why are you dumb not like him?

Sanji: He's buff and has green hair like you, why are you dumb?

[seeingivy]

listen. this is my train car dilemma. ignore one piece and live a happy life OR watch it and become obsessed with this man

[nautseverywhere]

And this is one of the pieces of art I did for chapter 15.

My first time solo with the markers. A very upset Tera and stressed out Sanjji.

[fleet-admiral-hiba]

Mmmmmmmmmm germas with big sib Y/N:

Platonic Yandere Germa 66 (including Sanji if you can) with eldest sibling reader, maybe reader took care of the 5 when they were younger? They're a lot more caring and better at parenting than Judge is lol.

GERMA DOUBLE-SIX

Germa 66 would be dufferent for sure, if there was an older sibling, Zero, that was completely different from Judge. They were very much like their mother: caring, doting, protective. But Judge couldn't change them. No matter how much he tried.

You see, when Zero was born, they went through all the mutations that a perfect Germa royal would: they were strong, they were perfect. But you can't suppress emotions, not when Judge's genes were only in the hair colour.

So he tried again, but unfortunately for him, the other 4 children that were born were immediately taken under the wing of Zero, who unlike Judge, cared about their emotions

So, the siblings were unbelievably strong, fast, almost untouchable, but unlike the coldness that their father displayed at all times, they were a bit more emotive. Not much, but they weren't robots or mere unfeeling soldiers in a grand scheme of things.

One thing for sure that was better, was their relationship: Sanjji was their little one, and he was the most guarded and cared for out of the 5 of them. Also, his love for cooking was what prompted them to send him out to explore the world and further his passion.

Also, the older ones conspired to make Judge disappear unbeknownst to them, or better unbeknownst to the younger sibling. It wasn't like he did anything good for them anyway, apart from bullying them and trying to let them become a pawn in his grand scheme of things.

When Sanji becomes a pirate, they will support him in a very subtle way, after all, Germa was known very well in the Underworld of crime, and the last thing they wanted was for him to become a bigger target.

Also, there would be no Whole Cake Island marriage, because Big Mama wouldn't even begin to think about marrying off Pudding to Germa, not that now the control was in the hands of Zero.

[taikova]

the results:

zoro 17%

robin 16.3%

sanji 10.4%

chopper 10.2%

nami 8.8%

yamato 8.2%

jimbei 5.6%

vivi 5.1%

usopp 4.9%

brook 4.8%

franky 2.8%

i'm going to uno reverse card you guys cause im drawing franky first, who got the least votes. Almost no love for my bare-ass lad smh.

thanks for the votes this was fun!!

[tfw-no-tennis]

onepiece liveblogs 811-812

yea babeyyyyy

811!!

wow caesar just completely unable to read the room huh. not even charming like when luffy does it 🙄

get his ass chopper

sanji looks so chill w his sunglasses on lol he looks like he's about to go cruising around in a convertible

luv the strawhats fucking up enemies

so all the women in one piece are drawn w/yuri legs but honestly brook and sanji have it a bit too lol

also obligatory - I haaate how the women look in modern one piece style, I miss the style from the beginning of the show sooo much, everyone was so cute ughhghhgh

the men too honestly why is everyone all roided out. why are the necks Like That

n e wayz

nah sanji don't listen to caesar of all people re: the minks

nami and wanda gay meetcute fighting <3

like liiiiterally nami pinning and straddling wanda????? nami my beloved lesbian

OOOOBHHHH chopper taking charge and triaging oooooobbhh I loooove when he does medical stuff awbhh

^biased bc I'm currently in medicine school

NAAMI ILY NAMI

chopper forcing caesar to help...yes get his ass chopper<3

omg nekomamushia Large. like I knew that but seeing sanjji climb on him puts it in perspective lol

all the straw hats helping w the medical stuff <333

nami wanda mistaken enemies to lovers speedrun

I luv franky did u know

chopper pulling day AND night shifts he's such a dedicated Dr aww

luffy's like fuck yes I wanna meet the giant cat guy

loving the subtle full moon foreshadowing w/the minks

brook should do some musical exposition

THE DRAMA I LOVE IT YUMMMMMMMM

omg pekoms I was wondering when he'd appear

this is so tense and it's taking so long to find out where sanji went I can't even imagine reading this live lol

812!

awwww nojiko and genzo!!!! <333

so many people in this arc wearing sunglasses lol

sanji becomes a furry then gets kidnapped: the arc

nami seeing sanji being annoying like :|

Kill Him Nami

yea I don't wanna see momo's human form either bc of that haircut 😅 ik it's traditional but uh. oof

caesar's evil thought bubbles of 'why must I be forced to do non-evil things' lmfaoooo

'the animal kingdom pirates'? that aint is chief lol

also me reading that as animal cracker pirates lmfao

HHHHHHHHHHHH THE DRAMATIC TENSION (for me, upon reread, seeing caesar freak out bc he thinks the big mom pirates are here for him, BUT THEY'RE REALLY HERE FOR SANJI...ok and caesar but ALSO SANJI)

'when did we become bros' ok get his ass sanji.

wowww caesar fucked over big mom. Good Going Moron lol

I do love when sanji gets to be like. strategic. that's one of my favorite aspects of his character, and it separates him nicely from zoro & luffy, the other main fighters - I especially love early on in the story when sanji will go full sneaky and run off to ruin the enemies plans before anyone realizes what's happening

so yea I love him being in charge here

him glaring down at bege...does sanji have any idea that bege is here for him??? I don't remember but hhhhhh juicy

brook is like. comically tall and skinny lol

HAHAHAHA the panel of pekoms hugging sanji is FANTASTIC lol

damnnnnn I forgot that pekoms was willing to let sanji go and take the fall w/big mom...

PEKOMS OH NO does he actually die I don't remember. doubt it

ok bege's power is like. SO weird and One Piece™ and also cool??? like wtf. his nickname is 'gang' and like. yeah. he is a whole gang bc he's a castle with a bunch of shrunken dudes in him lol

Bag Of Holding Ass Powers..

ngl i fucking LOVE in one piece when a character is like 'I have the ____-____ fruit. I'm a ____man' like idk why but that tickles me lol

like bege saying 'I have the castle-castle fruit. I'm a castle man' fantastic 10/10

omg I forgot abt bege's guy who looks like a cross between chrollo hxh and ryuk deathnote and is also named vito (godfather reference that I now understand after watching it lol)

like mannnnn it's so weird that they all go inside bege lmao but also it makes sense. bc its one piece

I feel like sanji must know something is up, with everyone else chained up on the floor and he's at the table talking to bege - though it could be that sanji's the one in charge, but stiiiiill...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS

SOOOOOOO FUCKING HYPE legit probably my favorite cliffhanger in all of one piece MANNNNNNNNN

like. listen. AUGHHHHH so much. the 'chapter 800+ secret family reveal' WOULD NOT WORK in like 99.9% of stories but it flows PERFECTLY in one piece bc there is such a precedent for this sort of thing!! for the sort of behavior where you never ever talk about your 'real' (biological) family or where you came from bc IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!! OF ONE PIECE!!!!! that the characters get to CHOOSE where they belong and who their family is

(also this reveal happening so late makes the sabo reveal - the 'chapter 500+ secret amnesiac brother reveal' - seem practically early lol)

and like, obviously this theme of choosing your family is handled a lot - like everything with ace, who does exactly this ^ and yet is still burdened by his blood

but ok what I'm getting at is that in basically any other story, a reveal about one of the main characters coming this late would be suuuuuch a stupid asspull, but in this case, it's one of the best writing decisions in the story in ages

like half the straw hats have mysterious/unknown biological origins - nami, zoro (outside of SBSs), franky, sanji (before now), brook (ig lol)...even luffy's mom and robin's dad and stuff are never mentioned. and none of this is ever really remarked upon - they DO have family, even if it isn't by blood

so the story sets this standard that the found family is The family and it doesn't matter where the characters came from. and this is the 'right' way of going about things, that the straw hats and other 'good guys' support

however, not everyone in the story agrees with this. which is huuuuge and so so juicy. like, ace gets to choose his brothers and his pirate dad/family, but the world govt will NOT forget or ignore his biological parentage, and they kill him for that. GODDDD it's so goooood

so you get the POV charaters (straw hats) who believe that where you came from biologically doesn't matter, and a lot of the antagonist characters who think it DOES matter.

so this creates the perfect atmosphere for us to never hear about the vinsmokes, bc we're seeing things via the straw hats, and sanji would never want or need to mention them, ever

the antagonists, though...different story. so that allows the perfect time for a reveal here!!!!

and HHHHH there are some EXCELLENT little tidbits earlier in the story - obviously sanji mentioning he's from north blue, and even his name w/the 'three'...it's stuff that's so small that it can easily be brushed aside if it doesn't amount to anything, but since it did we can look back and be like oh shiiiit

even him calling himself mr prince!!! like...he technically IS a prince by blood!!!

and like, ik a lot of people thought he'd be a celestial dragon, but I think it's better this way, bc if he DID have knowledge of the celestial dragons, even from when he was a kid, that would be useful in a way that would make it look bad if he witheld the knowledge previously, whereas the vinsmokes existing and sanji knowing about them doesn't really help anything...anyways, rambling.

so I love the last panel here, with sanji just looking completely shocked and horrified. because it isn't like he's really been hiding his past on purpose - he thought it didn't matter where he was originally from, because with the straw hats, it DIDN'T!!

but I feel like he had to have thought about it at least sometimes - what would happen if the vinsmokes came looking for him for whatever reason

but at the same time, we find out later that they basically kicked him out and told him to never come back, so he probably thought he'd never have to deal with them again (though I feel like he had to have wondered if he'd ever run into them in his travels...)

aaaanyways okay this is getting long and this is literally just the beginning of my long meta rants I'm sure. more to come soon!

[chromatic-lamina]

Chuji the mouse

Just wanted to add to the conversation about the mouse from chapter 1034 with this tweet from sandman on Twitter. Go give them some love if you’re on Twitter.

[lovemizumikan]

||Sanji and Nami - Halloween||

[saeranoppa]

i want zoro and sanjji to kith me 😔🥺

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Hi can I get a scenario where Sanji introduces his baby son/daughter with his SO to the vinsmoke family? Thank you!!

y(S/N) stands for your son’s name and (D/N) for your daughter’s^^ I decided to let him have both xD(gif isn’t mine)

Sanji introducing his babies to his family scenario

„Sanji, how is this dress?“

„…“

„Sanji!!!“

„OW!“

The blonde cook was abruptly rippedfrom his thoughts as his girlfriend, (y/n), pinched his cheek ratherharshly.

„Seriously, this is the third time Iasked and you still haven’t answered.“ She sighed out while givingher boyfriend an annoyed glance. She has been trying on variousdresses for the past two hours while Sanji was very absorbed indressing their little babies. Whenever he spend time with hischildren he would get so caught up in it that he sometimes forgot the worldaround him. Finally standing up and turning around to look at hisgirlfriend, he gave her a small and assuring smile.

„You’re as radiant as a freshlybloomed lily my love, although I don’t think dressing up this fancywould be necessary.“, he paused for a second,  „It’s not likethey deserve it anyways.“

(Y/N) rolled her eyes at his snarkycomment and sighed again.

„Come on Sanji. I know that you don’tlike your family, but they at least deserve to meet their nephew andniece, don’t you think?“ She looked at him with pleading eyes andSanji took a second to think before answering.

„No.“

„Aww Sanji, come on! Do it for me,please?“

(Y/N) was tired of him trying to talkher out of this. Of course she knew and disapproved of how his familytreated him in the past, but deep down she was hoping that they would change andgrew together with Sanji again, or at least learn to respect him.After all, chances are that she would marry into this family one day,and even though Sanji doesn’t want her to have anything to do withthem, (Y/N) couldn’t help but feel left out and saddened at thethought that her children would never meet their aunt, uncles andgrandpa. But ever since she proposed meeting them, Sanji has grown tobe even more defensive and protective of his children than ever. Hewould insist that his family wasn’t worthy of meeting his girlfriend,let alone their children, and remained that way.

„It will only be for a brief time.We’ll drop by and say ‘Look at our precious babies!’ and leave again.But I just want them to see what beautiful miracles we created.“She said while picking up (S/N) and (D/N) and softly nudging theircheeks.

A conflicted look started to settle onSanji’s handsome features and he debatted with himself for a minute.

„Not longer than ten minutes. And Iwon’t let them near, let alone hold any of our children.“

He said while kneeling down andplanting a kiss on his daughter’s cheek, which made her let out a smallgiggle in reply. (Y/N) smiled at his gesture and thought about themeeting. Maybe it’ll be good. Maybe they’ll actually be thankful forSanjji saving their lives! I’m sure we’ll be able to have a good timetogether!

~*~

It took (Y/N) three seconds withSanji’s family to change her mind.

After arriving at the doors ofVinsmoke castle, and after passing through several guard controls andassuring that the reason for their visit is non-malicious, theywere allowed inside the living room were they waited for ten more minutes forSanji’s family to arrive. And when they did, Sanji instantly regretever coming back here.

„Hey brothers! Look at the failurecrawling back to us!“

„What’re you doing here, huh? Want usto make some more fun of you?“

„Whooooaaaa who is that babe withhim?!“

Niji, Ichiji and Yonji Vinsmoke werethe first family members the couple met, and naturally, they weremore than happy to see their missing brother. It was getting boringaround here and having a weakling to make fun of seemed like a wonderfulidea to pass some time.

„See (Y/N)? I told you this was anawful idea.“ Sanji whispered through gritted teeth while pressinghis tiny daughter against his chest. (Y/N) gulped before putting on adetermined look and deciding to introduce herself.

„Hello, you must be Sanjis brothers.I’m his girlfriend and wanted to—“

An unsettling grin settled on Yonjislips while Ichiji let out a chuckle.

„Don’t tell me… You’re already sobored with him that you want to see what his brothers have to offer,eh?! Well, you’re in luck baby, 'cuz…“

Niji was interrupted by (D/N) lettingout a high pitched scream and starting to trash around in Sanjisarms, which made the instantly worried father rock her whilewhispering soothing words of comfort. He was pretty mad at hisbrothers and if it weren’t for his daughter’s scream he might havejust went on and hit Niji with a fiery kick to the face.

„There there, (D/N), daddy’s got you.Don’t pay attention to those fools.“ He cooed while turning awayfrom his brothers to calm down and figure out how to stop her crying.

„Eh? What the heck are you doing witha brat in your arms, idiot?“ Yonji slightly tilted his head to the left and allthree brothers sported a confused look. Just what the heck did theirstupid brother want here?

But before the threebrothers could ask any more questions andas if he was sensing his sister’sdiscomfort, (S/N) now started to scream as well.

„Oh no, oh no, this is not going asplanned.“ (Y/N) cursed while starting to rock her son like Sanji did.

„Seems like they can sense whendumbasses are near, (Y/N).“ Sanji hissed just loud enough that hisbrothers could hear it too.

„You better explain what’s going onright now or things are gonna get ugly for you, fool.“ Ichijihissed back while taking on an intimidating stance.

Oh this is awful, (Y/N) thought, justwhat did I do?

“Ichiji, Niji, Yonji, what is goingon out here? I thought I heard a scream.“ (Y/N) diverted her eyesfrom her son and Sanji’s brothers to spot a gorgeous pink hairedwoman with a curly eyebrow. So this must be Reiju, (Y/N) thoughtwhile slightly smiling in an exhausted way. According to what Sanjitold me, she must be a rather sweet person. But (Y/N)’s small reliefwas short-lived because only a second later, she saw a rather largeshadow appearing behind Reiju. It belonged to a big man with longblonde hair, a rather muscular body build and a grim look on hisface.

„The guards have informed me aboutyour visit. And here I thought you never wanted to return, Sanji.“ Sanjiscoffed at his father while (D/N)’s screaming finally started to cease down.

„Don’t think I’m doing this out ofsympathy or anything. My girlfriend insisted on introducing herselfto you guys.“

Judge’s eyes squinted as he switched tolook from Sanji to (Y/N). He didn’t say a word, nor did anyone elsebut the question 'And why would she want to meet us?’ was undoubtlyhanging in the air, so (Y/N) decided to break the awkward atmosphereby explaining herself.

„Hello, my name is (Y/N) and I’mSanjis girlfriend and…. the mother of his children.“ She softlyturned her now silent son so that the Vinsmoke Family could take alook at his face.

The rest of Sanjis family remainedsilent for a few more seconds, before Yonji jumped up and grabbed hishead in shock.

„Holy shit, Sanji is not a virginanymore?!?!?! …And I’M AN UNCLE??“

Sanji’s other two brothers as well ashis father remained silent, put a clear look of shock settled ontheir face. Reiju was the only one who smiled at the couple and letout a small laugh.

„Well now this is unexpected. Iwouldn’t have dreamed of ever being an aunt… Let alone so soon.“

Sanji shrugged while eyeing (S/N) andtrying to figure out if the little one was comfortable with so manyeyes settled on him. He still refused to show his daughter to hisfamily.

„It wasn’t planned to go like this,really. It just… kind of happened but I am more than grateful forhaving (Y/N) as well as our children“, he paused for a second,„they’re my family, after all.“

Reiju still smiled and stepped forwardto take a better look at her nephew, while Yonji was still grabbinghis hair in disbelief.

„The punk has gone and done it now…HE GOT LAID!“

Niji and Ichiji turned their attentionfrom (S/N) to (D/N), since she started to babble in her infantlanguage, but their expressions remained unreadable.

I wish I could see their eyes and whatthey think of it… (Y/N) thought while nodding at Reiju, who just askedpermission to touch (S/N)’s face.

„What are their names?“ the pink-haired lady askedwhile gently rubbing his little cheek.

„This little man is (S/N) and thelady Sanji won’t show is (D/N).“ (Y/N) announced proudly.

„Tsk… Of course you loser couldn’tthink about better names.“

Rage began to settle on Sanji’s face ashe glanced at Niji.

„What did you just say about my kids,dumbass?“ A dark aura began to surround the young man and thetension in the room started to rise once more.

„(Y/N), I think we should leave now.You told them about us and (S/N) as well as (D/N), so we have nobusiness here anymore.“ Sanji said while trying to control hisrage. After all, he didn’t want to get violent infront of his kids.

(Y/N) nodded while telling Reiju tovisit if she wants to, but before the couple was able to turn aroundand leave, Judge raised his voice.

„Can I… See her?“ he asked whilelooking in Sanji’s direction, who already opened his mouth to denyhis father’s request, but (Y/N) gently squeezed his arm and gave hima pleading look.

„Fine.“

He slowly turned (D/N) in his arms sothat her face was shown to his father. Judge as well as Reiju lookedat the babbling little girl while Niji and the rest still stared at (S/N).Nobody said anything nor did anyone move.

They remained that way for a minutebefore Judge nodded and signaled them to leave now. Sanji grabbed(Y/N)’s hand while holding his daughter with the other one andquickly said goodbye to Reiju while (Y/N) thanked the family forhaving them and bid farewell as well.

As they were leaving the castle, (Y/N) turned tosmile at her boyfriend.

„Sanji, I am so proud and gratefulfor what you did. Once we’re back at the Sunny, I’ll make sure torepay you for today!“

A mischievious grin spread on Sanji’s lips as he slightly squeezed her hand in his.

„Well, at least now you know how jerky they arein person.“

~*~

Once Yonji, Niji and Ichiji were surethat the couple was gone and their sister and father were out ofhearing range, they decided now was the appropriate time to talk about this new change of events.

„He may be Sanji’s son, but boy got the eyes of a Vinsmoke.“

„Their eyebrows didn’t seem verycurly though.“

„Sanji got laid.“

„The girl looks just like Sanji whenshe smiles. Kind of pathetic.“

„And they’re pretty small, right?“

“I still can’t believe I’m an uncle now.”

[opts-jpn]

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[all-blue-avenue-blog]

What wouldn’t I give to be there now

[sallyatoyota]

I tried black and red on Sanji.

And this weird gangster happens?!

[kinemon]

poor snaji

[hani-er]

[pyrrastar]

Sanji: Hello princess, the name is Sanji. Can I be your Prince?

Chie: Princess?

Sanji: Oh, I am sorry. May I please know your name?

Chie: The name is Chie Satonka. I'm from Inaba but it seems my friends aren't here yet.

Sanji: How about I show you around until your friends arrive. A lovely girl like yourself shouldn't be alone.

Chie: Riiiiiight. Know any places to get a good steak?

Sanji: This must be fate, for I am a chef. I would love to cook for you. 

Chie: Oh just my luck! I hope you can cook a good steak!

Vash: Did someone say food?"