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lasudio · 7 months ago
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Parsimonious Appreciation Post #01
Stella Roth models Honey Berry Coat by Salix Tree
Sandy Beech models Hey and Away We Go by Salix Tree
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wickedjr89gaming · 7 months ago
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Rocky asks his girlfriend Delta on a date (not their first).
You know I didn't even notice Sandy was there when Mary-Sue showed up and Hamilton was kissing her. I love the pictures I take for that reason. I see details in them sometimes that I missed while playing. And Sandy is waving, and Hamilton is just aggressively kissing Mary-Sue.
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widespot · 11 months ago
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Okay, that was just what he needed to get through the homework.
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Hamilton decides it's time for another party. (When is it not?) Wallys figures a cup of espresso will keep him from conking out too early.
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"Come and get it, y'all!"
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Virginia is full of the show she's working on, and it doesn't escape Wallys's notice that Dawn hangs on her every word. "Yea, I'm the third astronaut, the one who fights the alien with the wrench and screams: "Mayday" as I spiral off into space. Not much screentime, but I can sink my teeth into it."
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Let's try this again, Sandy thinks. "So you're down with the plan to move back in here?" "It seems very economical, and I can take over the housework while you're in the store. Or I can help with the store." "Don't you have ambitions of your own?" "Not the sort that other people think of as ambitions."
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"Watch out! You saw what I can do earlier today!" "Yeah, but I don't have a bum knee." "You two watch out! This oven's hot!"
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Yup. The party is still hearty in this old bod.
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"I was thinking - a memoir of mama would be a good thing, wouldn't it?" "…Surely that'd be primarily of local interest." "Nothing wrong with local interest. She did a lot for this town - she should be remembered!"
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kaylita-kaula · 2 years ago
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Sandy Beech gave birth to a beautiful baby boy named Ormond! But will her husband suspect that it's not his child?
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penig · 3 months ago
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Hamilton is winding up his political career and leaving things in order for his hand-picked successor, but he leaps at the chance of a junket to Takemizu Village. It'll be a good experience for his successor, a chance to prove themself; a nice honeymoon for Rocky and Ginger; and educational for Wallys, too!
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Sandy starts right in arranging tours, sightseeing, and shopping.
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They're kind of jetlagged, though, and the first tour leaves them all exhausted and hungry. "Thanks for ordering room service, but - isn't it very expensive? Just for food?" "We need food and we can afford the extra convenience." "This cake cost more than Grandma Faith used to make in a day!" "Grandma Faith was grossly underpaid." "Well, that's true."
(They damn near died in a TPK! The tour drained energy and hunger into the deep orange on everybody and we all know how dangerous that loop is! Fortunately I cut my teeth on Sims 1 and I can micromanage a crisis like nobody's business. If I could only get through real life crises as well!)
(Also, they have gobs of money and an all-family honeymoon is exactly what Hamilton would think appropriate.)
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gay-dorito-dust · 3 months ago
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Can you please do one where the reader is Stan and ford’s childhood friend? I’d imagine that they would both be SUPER protective, and later in adulthood they move in with does to help with his research. Stanley and ford secretly developed a crush on them over time but neither have admitted their feelings 🤭🤭
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I made this one too fucking long as well the to might need to make a part two as not to overwhelming people.
You probably threw sand in some bullies eyes when they didn’t leave poor Ford alone/ and or comforted Ford alongside Stan afterwards bc confrontation wasn’t your thing. Either way it didn’t take long for you, Stan and Ford to become a well known trio in the town of New Jersey, one was never seen without the other two trailing behind.
You three were inseparable.
Ford was the brains and intellect
Stan was the protective fighter
And you were the mediator, the confidant, the person who’d encourage the twins to keep moving forward for that was the only way to go.
The mystery trio you called yourselves as you’d spend countless hours on the beech, searching for the abnormal and mysterious with nothing but your flashlights and determination to make a name for yourselves.
You didn’t give a shit about Ford’s six fingers, you thought they were cool and told him often that you were jealous.
‘Why?’ He’d ask.
‘It’s cooler to be different than it is to fit in the norm.’ You’d tell him as you’d both sit somewhere overlooking the beach, hearing the cries of seagulls and the crashing of the waves against the sandy beaches. ‘One day everyone is going to try and find something abnormal about themselves to fit in, as though they weren’t the same people who’d shun people for being a little different. They’ll never admit that they’re the bad guy and all they want is attention and will throw a tantrum when they don’t get it.’
You then placed a hand on Ford’s shoulder and squeezed. ‘So don’t listen to them Stanford, you’ll make a name of yourself one day and they’ll all flock to you like moths to a flame. High six?’ You raised your hand.
‘High six.’ Ford replied as you high-fived/ high-sixed each other.
Their dad didn’t like you but you didn’t give a shit because you didn’t like him all that much either with how he treated Stanley in comparison to Ford and would often refuse to go to their house when you knew he was there.
Shermie pines however adored you for keeping her boys in line and being their friend and practically adopted you into the family as she would then move her attention to her sons.
‘So which one of you is going to fall for them first?’ She would ask as Stan and Ford look at her with flustered cheeks.
‘They’re just a friend!’
‘Yeah a friend!’ The twins defective words would overlap which didn’t help their matching blushes that looked like cherry tomatoes by now.
Shermie would then throw her arms over the boys’ shoulders and said. ‘That’s what they all say until it becomes harder to ignore what you truly feel for them. Now it might be platonic but what about later on in the future where you look at them and suddenly think about planning a future with them.’
Now at this point neither Ford nor Stan truly understand what they felt for you at the time, they only thought they were being your protective friends who’d glare at whoever from behind your back if they caught them looking at you weird. They thought they were looking out for you much like you did for them as they stood on either side of you like two towering towers.
After all they didn’t have that many friends besides each other form such a young and so having you in their corner made you all the more special to the brothers.
You and Stan would playfully rough house, doddle in the margins of a notebook or write in code that you’ve only just made up on the spot to one, another and just do dumb goofy stuff in your spare time.
You and Ford would read, come up with theories about the things in New Jersey to make them more interesting than they were, go on a ‘monster chase of the week’ type of adventures when you were bored and in need of thrills.
Stan and Ford were your boys and you would have their backs no matter what as they always had yours in return. Much how like you made Cathy’s life hell after she threw punch at Ford, thinking that standing in solidarity with him as you and Stan both threw punch at each other and making a right ass of yourselves in order to make Ford feel better.
You and Stan then tp’d the bitches house and probably caused property damage but if they couldn’t see the person who did it, then did it actually happened in the first place? (Stans logical explanation to why tp someone’s house in the dead of night was a great guise.)
Or the time you had gotten stood up on a date and Stan threatened the beat the little shit up while Ford - equally as upset at the coward who stood you up- was more focused on comforting you and reminding you of your self worth and how it should be dictated by you alone and not some temporary crush.
You thought that it would be you, Ford and Stanley against everyone, that you’d get to live with them until you were old and grey but life ultimately took you and Ford in different directions from Stanley, who at this point had resorted to conning people for a living after being kicked out of the house by his cunt of a father.
The rift between the brothers that you though wouldn’t split from another for more then five minutes was larger then you’d like to admit, and it broke your heart to see them stand across from one another rather then beside each other.
Your parents refused to take him in afterwards despite your begging and pleading that you’ll do better in school if they house Stanley for a while. Needless to say you were gutted about not having your friend in your life that you didn’t take to your parents for a good while.
You did fairly well in school and ended up in Backupsmore university with Ford, who found a new friend in fiddleford and spent countless days and nights in the library doing extensive studies on the abnormal and the mysterious. You and Ford didn’t have as much time for each other as you use to as kids, that and you couldn’t contact Stanley who was god knows where, god knows what and getting into a fuckton of trouble. You missed it when days were a hell of a lot more simpler but that’s not how life worked and you were being told this constantly.
Ford was excelling at everything while you were average at best and while Ford tried to help, he could tell your heart wasn’t in to listening what he had to say and he knew the reason why.
‘You miss Stan.’ He says one day when you came to his dorm for help.
‘And you don’t seem to miss him one bit.’ You replied as you doodled a cartoon version of yourself, Stan and Ford celebrating a well earned victory over some weird lake monster that had a comedically large bump on it head.
‘He ruined his own life y/n why can’t you accept that.’ He reminds you but it was obvious that you weren’t so willing to hear him out as you use to be. ‘I could’ve helped him Ford, I could’ve!’ You cried.
‘But he didn’t want your help, he was on the path of self destruction and he didn’t want you getting caught in the aftermath of it all.’ Ford said as he placed his hand on your shoulder, much like you did to him when you were younger. ‘Stan is stubborn but wouldn’t avoid you for no reason.’ Ford adds as you look at him.
‘And how would you know that?’ You asked, brow raised.
‘Because I wouldn’t avoid you for no reason either.’ Ford admitted and you swore your saw a blush cut across his face. This conversation never gets brought up again by Ford as no matter how often you reminded him of it, he’s try to change the subject to something else entirely with a nervous laugh and shifty eyes.
You knew something was up and hated being left in the dark but you knew Ford was equally as stubborn as his brother, whether that’s something he’d like to admit or not. However life moved on and so did you as soon you found yourself becoming Ford’s assistant and moving to Gravity Falls, a small town not on any map but had a reputation for being a little odd much like its residence.
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firestars-five · 3 months ago
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Territory
Known to the humans as Grandview Forest (or Wailing Wraith Woods to some), it is a hiking destination occupied by four colonies of cats.
Notable and neutral landmarks include:
Twolegplace - Known by Twolegs as Grove City, the Twolegplace is home to Twolegs, kittypets, dogs, and monsters. Borders the Thunder and Shadow Colonies to the west. 
Treecut Place - Known by Twolegs as Happy Holly-days Tree Farm. Active during leaf-fall and leaf-bare and an occasional hunting ground for the Thunder Colony. Borders the Thunder Colony. 
Highstones - A long-abandoned quarry in the mountains. It’s home to the Moonstone, where oracles meet with the Ancestors every other half-moon. 
Fourtrees - A hollow with four massive oak trees. The Colonies gather here every moon to share news and trade goods. 
Windover Farm - A farm near Wind territory that is home to two loners; Barley and Piper. 
Morgan’s Farm - A farm in River territory that is home to three loners; Sunny, Spooky, and Splash.
The Growling Thunder Colony
Located in the southeastern part of the forest. Borders the Shadows to the north, Rivers to the southwest, and WInds to the west. Notable landmarks include:
Sandy Hollow - A training ground for apprentices located close to camp. It’s surrounded by new elms and lined with bushes and soft reddish sand. 
The Great Sycamore - A mighty sycamore near the Shadow border. Apprentices practice climbing and occasionally stalking here. The tree was said to sprout from the remains of Boulderclaw and his mate Wetfoot. 
Snakerocks - A pile of rocks home to venomous snakes. During leaf-bare, it is used for hunting. Otherwise, it is mostly avoided, outside of finding herbs, although the Graves are always preferred. Apprentices are banned from approaching without a warrior around. 
Owl Tree - An oddly tall maple tree home to a moody Long-Eared owl nicknamed Honey. Rumored to be a hunting ground for restless spirits. 
The Graves - An old Twoleg burial site with three graves. Thunder Colony oracles grow most of their plants here. 
The Lurking Shadow Colony
Located in the northeastern part of the forest. Borders the Thunder and Wind Colonies to the south and southwest. 
The Burnt Sycamore - An ancient tree that was struck by lightning long ago. Apprentices do most of their training here. 
Star’s Blessing - A small garden cared for by Shadow oracles. The Blazing Star flower that was used in ancient times only grows here. 
Ratplace - A Twoleg dump site. The Shadows rarely use it as hunting grounds due to Twolegs, dogs, rats, and diseases. Apprentices are forbidden from nearing this place.
The Tranquil River Colony
Located in the southwest part of the forest. Borders the Thunder Colony to the northeast and Wind Colony to the north. 
Night Falls - A steep gorge and a waterfall that separates the River and Wind Colonies. Cats are banned from nearing here alone. 
Finch Meadow - A small meadow with a stream running through it. It’s the only part of the territory that rarely floods. Apprentices practice swimming here. 
Beech Copse - A thicket of beech trees that overlooks Finch Meadow. Apprentices do their regular training here. 
Abandoned Nest - An abandoned Twoleg nest that functions as the River’s second camp in times of flooding. Also doubles as a garden for River oracles. 
Twisted Tree - A twisted honey locust tree. The River Colony often gets their lumber from here.
Twoleg Camp - A Twoleg camp near the bridge used from late new-leaf to early leaf-fall. 
The bridge - A bridge sometimes used by the Rivers (and Thunders) when the river is at its highest. 
The Whispering Wind Colony 
Located in the western part of the forest. Borders the Rivers to the south, Shadows to the northeast, and Thunders to the east. 
Outlook Rock - A tall rock that overlooks almost the entire territory. Scouts are here day and night.
Midnight’s Haven - An abandoned badger sett that is the main entrance of the tunnels, the entrance to the Wind Colony's underground camp, and a popular hunting spot.
Wind’s Peak - A walnut tree located near the camp. Thought to be Windstar’s final resting place. 
Bluecoat Rocks - An easy hunting spot due to reptiles of all kinds adoring these sunny stones.
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brightaxe · 1 month ago
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PROMPT : Campfire. DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD ERA. Words: 1202. Characters: Kehda Mercar, Bellara Lutare, Lucanis Dellamorte.
“Join us, Kehda.”
“Yes, join us, join us!”
Around a crackling fire on one of the many white sandy beaches of Rivain, Lucanis and Bellara sat with their bodies turned towards the expertly kindled flames – not for heat, given how balmy the air was around them, but for dinner. The two rarely agreed on matters of the kitchen, given that their tastes were so vastly different, but here, they were both out of their element.
Rockcod, skewered through with sticks wet with saltwater and held over the flames until their skin bubbled and crisped. Flatbread, warmed on Lucanis’s trusty iron pan beside the fire, covered in a salty-sweet smear made of white cheese they’d purchased in Llomerryn and the sticky dates that had kept Kehda’s sweet tooth in check for the better part of the last week of travel. In front of Bellara on a pretty orange mat sat a spread of fruits and other tidbits that she both could and could not recognize by sight alone.
The nuts were the most familiar. Otho had imported similar treats for himself from all across Thedas – almonds from Southern Tevinter, beech nuts from the Marches, chestnuts from Ferelden. Her favorites were the peanuts he’d have brought in from Antiva, but Otho’s greatest weakness was for Rivaini walnuts. 
Kehda knew of papaya, as well, but her knowledge stopped short just there.
“Everything smells delicious,” she offered to the both of them as she plopped down onto the sand beside Bellara, stretching out her short legs and digging her toes into the sand. Everything was so warm in Rivain – the wind, the rain, the sand. The part of her that loathed sweating yearned for southern Thedas. “Before the expedition is over, you’ll have me begging for just one more fish.”
Lucanis chuckled at that. Then, they all did.
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chaotically-genderfluid · 4 months ago
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@your-average-art-dealer warriors names go.
Mei - Greenwisker
Sandy - Sandystream
Azure (actually this was one of the first names I thought of) - Bluemane
Peng - Swiftclaw
Yellowtusk - Yellowtooth (bit too similar to Yellowfang but what can I do)
LBD (I can see her being a rouge) - Ghost
Jin - Goldfur
Yin - Silverfur
DBK - Boulderbite
PIF - Breezestep
Red - okay ik you have a name for him already, but hear me out, SINGESNAP.
Nezha - Lotusleaf
i’d make more if i wasn’t at the beech ;-;
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n8eulchen-sims2 · 5 months ago
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Widespot: 20 Jahre später (1)
Widespot ist die chaotischste Nachbarschaft, die ich je gespielt habe. Jeder hat irgendwie mit jedem Affären und Babies, sodass aus Widespot quasi eine große Familie geworden ist:)
Fam. Weiss:
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Skye Weiss (Senior) lebte mit seinen Alienkindern Penny (Erwachsene) und Woody (Teenager) allein.
20 Jahre später:
Inzwischen wurde das Haus mehrfach renoviert und umgestaltet.
Skye erreichte die Spitze der Wissenschaftskarriere, maximierte seine Logikfähigkeit, erlebte eine kurze Romanze mit einem weiblichen Townie und starb schließlich an Altersschwäche.
Penny hat zwei Söhne, Alfred und Cornelius, von zwei verschiedenen Vätern. Neben Alfreds Vater Rhett Hart hatte Penny Affären mit Valentine Hart (Vater von Rhett), Rocky Beech und River Land. Letztendlich entschied sie sich dafür Rhett zu heiraten und seinen Namen anzunehmen. Außerdem nahm sie eine Stelle in der Bildungskarriere an und ist inzwischen Hilfslehrerin (Lvl 3).
Woody ist inzwischen Erwachsen und hat als Romantiksim trotz seiner Verlobung mit Goldie Hart einige Romanzen am laufen: Virginia Beech, Goldies Schwester Candy Hart, Lana Mann, Dixie Land und einige Townies. Kein Wunder, dass bei all seinen Abenteuern irgendwann einmal ein Unfall passiert. Sein Unfall heißt Phil Hart und der Grund, warum er sich mit Goldie verlobt hat. Woody ist außerdem Ritter der Tafelrunde (Lvl 6 der Unterhaltungsbranche)
Alfred Hart wurde zu Beginn des Spiels geboren und ist inzwischen junger Erwachsener und auf dem College. Er hat bereits dir Körperfähigkeit maximiert. Sein erstes Mal hatte er mit Mary Land. Sie war bereits erwachsen, er noch ein Teenager und das ganze ist durch einen autonomen Bootycall entstanden.
Cornelius Hart ist Pennys zweites Kind und der Sohn von Valentine Hart, der Vater seines Stiefvaters. Er ist inzwischen Teenager und 3er-Schüler.
Außerdem hat die Familie den Rüden Buddy adoptiert.
Rhett Hart ist nach der Hochzeit mit Penny in den Weiss-Haushalt gezogen. Er ist der Sohn von Valentine Hart. Auch er hat einiges an Affären aufzuweisen: Sandy Beech, deren Tochter Virginia Beech, und drei weibliche Townies. Er ist der Vater von Alfred und außerdem von Florentina und Bobby Beech. Er ist freiberuflicher Webdesigner (Lvl 9 der Faulenzerkarriere) und damit kurz davor seinen Lebenswunsch zu erfüllen.
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ellupelluellu · 2 days ago
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Beech
As I mentioned before, playing few rounds with LGU families changed how things are.
I play now wants based, and Sandy for example rolled "play with Rocky" , "Virginia gets A+" and Jane Gutenberg becomes best friend and calling Jane. Nothing on Rhett yet.
I take the suitcase as hint for a weekend vacation soon.
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lasudio · 6 months ago
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VeronaHills, Round Eight: Beech
Daytona set aside the hand towel and leaned into the bathroom mirror. "Now you listen here," she said. "If you can't back yourself, how can you expect others to back you?"
There was a fine line in politics between following through on campaign promises and treading the boards of play pretend. Daytona needed the latter energy sometimes - faking confidence til she made it - but only she would know of the hushed self-hyping in the mirror. Her team, her constituents, her son and grandchildren - they needed Daytona polished and primed for hearty speeches and handshakes. If she had to excuse herself to the powder room in between hors d'oeuvres to splash cold water on her face, so be it.
Darling Hamilton, formerly her campaign manager, had a new dream. Woe be it from Daytona to stop him from studying cosmetology to open the village's first natural hair salon (it was fantastic for optics), but still, a mother was always going to miss her son. Incidentally, she hadn't expected the persuasions of her daughter-in-law to be so powerful.
Oh lord, Daytona thought, hastily turning the cold tap. Has Sandy suddenly found her words?
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wickedjr89gaming · 7 months ago
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Sandy needs money, stat! She doesn't work at her culinary job for a couple days but bills are coming before then! So, this is what she does. Guaranteed money. Sandy is not a slacker. A cheater, yes. Slacker, no.
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widespot · 11 months ago
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Beech
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Turns out, Wallys doesn't have to get himself together enough to ask a girl out if she gets herself together enough to ask him out! Kissing on Dawn is different from kissing on Olivia is different from kissing on Portia, but it's all good. He'll have to watch his back at school today, though. Can't kiss one with another in line of sight.
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"Aren't you going to be late for work, dear?" "Nope. I'm taking today off so I can help you in the store, since Virginia won't be there." "Okay. That's very thoughtful of you." That has "potential disaster" written all over it. She'll need to hire somebody new soon. Not that she isn't delighted that Virginia's finally getting somewhere in her chosen profession.
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The first thing Hamilton does at the store is chow down on some churros he finds in the fridge. After all, nobody's shown up yet.
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Sandy doesn't waste time making her pitch as soon as anybody comes in the door, though. (No, the counter isn't supposed to be for sale. I keep forgetting to fix that.)
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"Hold on, hold on -" "What happened to my neighbor? The little red-haired one? I thought she worked here." "My daughter, I'll have you know, has moved on to better things and will soon be a great star of stage and screen."
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Ooh, newlywed with money just walked through the door! "This thing has a state-of-the-art icemaker. No more ice cubes spewing out onto the floor!"
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Wow, this whole family loves appliances!
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quinndominion · 1 month ago
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Urns, Urns, Everywhere. And sometimes Un-Armed Statues.
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Another hitch. But not with the set dressing so much. I realised that none of my Widespot men had body hair, so I guess the controller wasn't in the files when i first loaded up Past Widespot. Which is weird...that's staple cc, goes with me in every setup. And Nelson has his... (Maybe I did altSurgery to get them re-costumed? Would that do it? Remove their overlays?) Anyway, had to switch over to Widespot proper to find out which body hair they each usually have. (Even though I have no present intentions of re-shooting a damn thing...I know I might once i've pruned all the pics and it's only one or two where a hairless arm is visible.)
But I was still, am still, in the game with the cc for RESPECT for which I only carried over some stuff from my Widespot folder so...urns...
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...more urns...and a whole lotta statues. I don't even know what any of these are meant to be replacing. Around the pool especially. The fence is intact, so what else was there? This house doesn't exist yet in the timeline I'm working on so it couldn't possibly matter. But seeing this has had the knock on effect of making me less obsessive about the floating artifact at the Beech house. I mean, I did save and move on like I said, but I could sense my brain still trying to solve the mystery of the missing cc. And now it's just like, eh, whatever. Could be worse.
And while I was at it, a few pics of Wrong Widespot.
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So...Rich has a want to drink Lana...and a fear of being struck by lightning. Actually worried about a smiting there, Rich?
It's funny to me because I was just writing an aside about Rich's willingness to dispose of his women who displease him. But actually giving him the benefit of the doubt (of a sort) to the extent that once he considers them disposable they become simultaneously not worth the bother. Maybe I was wrong?
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Even though Una's got such distinctive features - like, this couldn't be any other baby - the randomised hair and that dress make her look very not-Una to me.
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Same with Penny. No one else's Penny looks remotely like mine, if only because she's not green. But even though the genetic cc is intact and probably most of her makeup, she still doesn't really feel quite like my Penny.
She also happens to want to be struck by lightning here. My Penny seldom asserts her knowledge-sim-ism like that. And she wants to flirt with Rhett and invite him over? Like, what, really? Let's get you back into your own proper world and, hopefully, proper mind, pronto.
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Dora popping up in this scarf is, unfortunately, giving me ideas. But, we'll see.
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Aw no, Daytona, no. Why they do that to you? This hair on her is like her worst nightmare vision of completely losing her sense of self and all her pride in her old age. It's not even grey, it's platinum blonde! Almost like she's trying to emulate that ex mother-in-law of her son's and came up far short of the mark. And Sandy's mother was a woman that she could not stand, by the way. So this really is like nightmare fuel. "Get this damn wig offa me! And don't you dare show this to nobody." Too late.
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penig · 3 months ago
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"This is not how I expected the first day of my honeymoon to go…but we'll have time."
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"Eggrolls for breakfast?" "Brilliant, right? Anyhow, it's not exactly breakfast."
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It's dark by the time they go out again to sample the local color. Wow, that guy has a neat trick! Wonder how it's done? Where's his tip jar?
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At Sandy's insistence, they all undertake to dress in the local costume. "You're not gonna fit in like that, though, son!"
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Wallys had hoped for some exotic beauties to hang with, but so far, not so much.
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"I really don't think the chopper adds to the experience!" "What?!"
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