#sandies

[fullcravings]

4-Ingredient Pecan Sandies

[supermallorygalaxyart]

(originally posted on instagram on 5/5/24)

anybody else think the dark sides should be into blood and dissection and that logan should learn new things about himself through related circumstances?

[prokopetz]

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

[gr33rdraws]

a texan environmental scientist is relocated to the new mexico desert to study a tiny irradiated town called “bikini bottom”

[nicoleknives]

THEY ARE > LOVERS < ok? ok!

oh god i want to draw them cuddling so bad please guys understand

[dunyun-rings]

the Sponge squad if they were a band from Splatoon

[kyri45]

Can you guess which of them reacted the worst to the news?

*cue avengers assemble OST* wow look family meeting!

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

Next part is coming on November 30th, 1PM ET

IMPORTANT!

On the update of December 6th, If we are able to make the tag #shadowpeach bio parent au trend on Tumblr, I will post on December 8th 2 chapters on the SAME day!

here are the RULES if you want to partecipate in the Bio Parent Takeover

[victusinveritas]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[thelxiepia]

go OFF queen

[fullcravings]

Pecan Sandies

[antoniettabrandeisova]

Helen of Troy (detail) c. 1867. by Frederick Sandys

[animentality]

[kiramarien]

I’m so very normal about them your honor

[butterflyscribbles]

Some miscellaneous LMK stuff from Twitter✨❤️

[fionacaroline]

Recipe for Sandies Simple molded pecan sugar cookies rolled in confectioners' sugar. 2 cups sifted all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, 1 cup butter, 3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar, 1 cup chopped pecans, 2 teaspoons water, 1/3 cup white sugar