#sammie’s bullshit

[sammie-scribbles]

I just randomly found the Spamton worm I made found in a dumpster

I figured the people of Tumblr might enjoy seeing him

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

since theres a lot of discussions about shipwrecks and deep sea submersibles happening right now, im just gonna quickly recommend this video which details how caladan oceanic found the samuel b roberts.

the samuel b roberts was a destroyer escort sank during the battle off samar during ww2. the wreck was found last year and is 22,621 feet/6885 metres deep which is almost 10,000 feet or 3000 metres deeper than the titanic and is currently the deepest wreck ever found.

in the video, you see a deep sea submersible (which can go down to 36,000 feet/10,973 metres) that isnt a tin can finished up with duct tape, super glue and glittery gel pens. it is piloted by an expert and they swap out pilots every day to avoid exertion or fatigue, and they have a very complex sonar system for finding wrecks. the longest they can go down is 16 hours and they keep in contact with their ship above and have to get clearance just for half an hour more.

when they find the wreck, they look around it to ensure they can identify it and map it out as well as they can, and then head back up to shore. they then hold a funeral service for those who died and leave a wreath on the ocean surface above where the wreck lays.

while im somewhat sketched out by the founder victor vescovo, the company does important work in terms of furthering our understanding of the ocean and finding wrecks which are the gravesites of those who passed. and they are not disrespectful to those whose graves lay 22,000 feet/6700 metres down on the seabed.

and what i would like to point out is how the samuel b roberts is protected against unauthorised disturbance by the sunken military craft act. you would need a permit from the naval history and heritage command (and a submarine that can withstand all the pressure) to go see it.

which, as ive said many times in the last two days, is something that the titanic should also have protection against. there should be laws in place that do not allow people to treat a mass fucking gravesite as a tourist spot.

[sammybeann]

Dean knew just the amount of whiskey it took to have Sam incoherent, knew just how many beers Sam needed to guzzle down to have him on the verge of blacking out and he held that knowledge close to his heart. 

Dean had just picked Sammy up from Stanford, Jess had burnt to a crisp on the ceiling, dad made his hasty exit from the world and Sam was a shell of himself. Broody, moodier than usual, closed off.

It was the wrong time to tell Sam how he felt, the feelings that had been festering like a necrotic hole in his chest since he was old enough to realize what love versus lust was, so what else could he do but get baby brother so hammered that he couldn't walk straight, push him back into the mattress of whatever sad excuse of a bed in whatever sad of excuse of a motel they were in and take advantage? 

Was it really taking advantage, though? Dean wondered with his tongue shoved into Sam's slack lips, his brother far too intoxicated to reciprocate. Sam wanted this too. He had to of. This was just Dean making the first move, dipping his toes in the water. A practice run. What Sam didn't know wouldn't hurt him. That's what Dean told himself, at least, as Sam was vomiting up big brother come the next morning that he didn't remember swallowing the night before, Dean's fingers rubbing comforting circles into Sammy's back as he grumbled about not remembering a thing, how he'd never drink again. 

He always ended up drinking again, though. Dean made sure of it, and if he questioned why his ass was sore the night after, Dean had no qualms about making up a story that Sam had fallen ass first onto a metal rail from the bed. 

Sam would understand one day should he find out, but for now, Dean had no problem deluding himself as he poured another shot down his baby brother's throat.

[sammylovesbendy]

who would you say is the silliest rabbit in the studio.

and yes, Sammy is disqualified. no disrespect to him but he'd knock em out in the first hour.

i dont know what you want from me hes The Silly Rabbit like there is no other that can even compare

[asksamuellawrence]

Rider sorta just busts open the door randomly, completely forgetting to knock as he now stands leaning against the doorframe.

“Yo Sammy – Don’t you yell at me for the door, it didn’t break this time – Now I know ya kinda hate me, but I have question and there ain’t no way in hell I am asking it to my stage coworkers.”

The silly little pain in the ass doesn’t even let Sammy respond before he continued speaking.

“How the hell am I supposed to react to some random intern telling me to 'ease it on the ass' and then proceeding to call me a cake boy??”

(I am being deadass, someone said this. You can even go check 😭)

Many MANY FUCKING WORMS just pool out of Lawrence's office like a tidal wave bringing the musical madman along with it... He just... laid there for a moment "You got called a what-?"

[winchesterlesbian]

Actually so crazy that the same guy who said "at least he'll die human" about Sam also allowed an angel to inhabit Sam's body in order to prevent him from dying, an act that he understood Sam would be entirely against. Not only violating his autonomy but also deciding that he is the only one who gets to choose if Sam lives or dies.

In Swan Song, Sam and Dean have a heart to heart where Dean admits that he's been too overbearing and that Sam is his own person who should be able to make his own choices, right before Sam says yes to Lucifer. It's such a good moment because it's one of the few times Dean explicitly acknowledges Sam's agency, and Sam is given the opportunity to choose for himself. Obviously there are other factors at play making this "choice" not exactly freeing but it's a moment that's very important to me, and I think it makes Swan Song a fairly satisfying "end," if it were to be such. A lot of people emphasize Sam's love for Dean being a big factor in the end of season 5, but I don't see as much acknowledgement of Sam's final act being a choice, a giant middle finger to every person who has tried to control him, from heaven and hell all the way down to his family. Part of me wishes it had ended there.

[h34vybottom]

Small write-up about Sega Sammy delisting the original Sonic Generations and preservation.

[floyd-leech-thing]

Mod and their favorite horror game:

BROS I haven’t thought about bendy and the ink machine in MONTHS mother of Zeus OH así many memories…Sammy is still my favorite wish he had more screen time in the newer game 😭

[sammie-scribbles]

Finally, I have context

Amaryllis Wedding 2: Lesbian Boogaloo?

I do not know what boogaloo means but sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blacknidstang]

I started writing this on the screencap post but realized this might be unpleasant and i didn't wanna bother the op witb prostitute sam rambling

But anyways, seeing @wastemanjohn's tags on that post i had to write this now

Much earlier today, before this post even, i was randomly thinking about how Dean wouldn't let Sam be the sexual bait or do sexual favors, anything of that sort, because obviously to protect him, but Sam, having his typical twisted self esteem and always thinking Dean just doesn't believe he is caplable enough, would always turn it into "oh so you think I wouldn't be good? That i couldn't pull it off??"

So this would be the first thing he did when he ran away. Or maybe even doing it secretly before Stanford. Ofc in college it would help a whole fucking lot financially but i think this was like a demon blood thing too, some desperation to prove to Dean that he isn't incapable and useless, that be CAN do it too, no longer a little kid who would mess things up without Dean, while at the same time knowing he cannot show Dean how good he is at it bc that would wreck him. Part of him does know Dean just wanted o protect him out of love and not out of condescension but he needs to prove something to himself. Whatever that is.

Plus to me Sam has equally messy relationship with sex, it's either wild and explosive after some initial resistence, or he's not having sex for 2 fucking years without being bothered. This boy got something sex related going on is all I'm saying. Anyway, thank you for listening to my essay on how Sam, indeed, could very much have experienced sex work

[albino-parakeet]

I like to think that the reason why the E-750 antidote is in the GENERAL FIRST AID KIT is because Eddie, and a couple other assistants, kept getting stung by lil baby E-750.

You think I’m joking about it being in the general first aid kit. Look at the case it’s little black box is contained in Wu’s vlog and tell me that’s not a rapid care kit.

[sammie-scribbles]

I’ve been thinking about the end of TotK for a while and how Link getting his arm back doesn’t make much sense.

Cause Sonia’s time power is pretty much the same as Zelda’s, right? And Zelda had to purify the Master Sword for thousands of years to get it back to normal. Some shrines of light and that final burst of Sonia and Rauru’s power probably won’t have that same amount of power on Link’s arm. Sure, it might bring his actual arm back, but there’s still going to be all of the residual gloom that seemingly can’t be recalled, only purified.

But then, I had an idea

What if Sonia and Rauru weren’t trying to give Link back his arm permanently? What if they knew it would have to be amputated after everything was done?

What if they wanted to give Link the chance to catch Zelda with his own two hands?

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

📆WHO'S READY FOR SEPTEMBER?!?📆

[glitchedsoftware]

was just thinking about how sammy canonically doodles bendy imcryign why did they makw him so sillyyyyy

[janitorjuliann]

king falls am accidentally said sooo many interesting things about like.. the nature of queer storytelling, and small town power dynamics, and the terrible and amazing things a person does for love. unfortunately they also said so many really actually terrible things on purpose. win some lose some

[asksamuellawrence]

YOU’RE 39?! JESUS SAMMY!!!

I thought you were older

"Oh for fuck sakes Rider-!"