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I somehow managed to make the Party propaganda song I wrote for the cinematic atmosphere of my adaptation, “Big Brother, Our Doubleplusgood Friend” even worse by translating it to “BB, Doubleplusgood Goodperson.”
#Every instance of “Big Brother” is replaced with “BB” as per the Eleventh Edition of Newspeak#So there is a lyric in the second version that goes “Goodthinkful we are if we samebe BB” (“samebe” meaning “imitate”)#and I cannot begin to tell you how ridiculous that sounds out loud#Basically my goal here is to make a mockery of Newspeak#modern-day internet slang#AND the new watered-down versions of kingdom songs all in one go#It’s horrible#I completely slaughtered my own song#On purpose#0/10 worst lyrics I’ve ever written#It’s legitimately a curse to the ears
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Waddup to my fellow Matenro stan !
Fluffy-cloud☁anon here !
Wanted to know if you could do a Doppo x fem reader . Senario is where they go out on their first date but the movie that doppo booked ends later than expected.....soCAN I PLS SEE A SHY DOPPO X FEM READER WHERE HE STAYS OVER AT HER APARTMENT / HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME?????
Bonus is that she makeshim sleep on the samebed as her coz the cute bb wanna sleep on the couch . Hes do cute omfl !
Also coz where im at its 15/05 and its My boy's bday❤❤❤
Thank you so much❤❤❤❤and enjoy your day/night
☁fluffy-cloud anon☁
Share bed!✨
Hello fluffy-cloud anon! have a good day you too!❤️
That's how it is! Knowing it's his birthday I just want to rock him in my arms and put him to sleep whispering how much I love him.
I can honestly see it in all those scenarios where he is on the verge of death for doing something completely natural in a relationship, believing that he is going to make you uncomfortable or that it is something out of place.
Shy Doppo x female reader!
Warnings: none! Just a little first date awkwardness ❤️
°ahhggg! Doppo burns with shame from his ears to his toes. Why did he have to choose that movie that ends so late on his first date? Surely you will think that he did it to take advantage of you, but really it was the only function that they could arrive at.
°They both work in the same office and already knew each other well enough before he took the first step in asking you out. Even their shifts are the same, ending late as that stupid boss keeps giving them extra homework. The movie time had been booked with these setbacks in mind, he had planned it perfectly… or so he thought.
° You felt that Doppo was more tense than normal, but you thought it was something normal due to the nature of the situation. When in the middle of the movie you looked at him to comment on something he wasn't attentive to the screen, you caught him more times than you expected with his eyes on you. Giving him a smirk every time his gaze met you sent him a flying kiss causing him to sink into his seat and look away.
° When you left the cinema you understood a bit of his concern "I.. uhm…" he plays with his hands and you think that he is asking to walk hand in hand with you, so when you grab him he squeals in surprise. "Actually, I was thinking…I finish very late and maybe we will have to return by taxi "I do not escape your contact but his gaze was fixed on that connection between you.
°"ah, actually I live near here…we can walk there" loose starting to walk. The skin tone your date acquires easily goes beyond burgundy and becomes darker than his hair color as he silently follows you around. In just ten minutes you are already opening the door of your apartment. Only when you close the door behind him does he realize that he entered your house without permission, at night and on the first date.
°Now being trapped and alone at the entrance, the first thing he looks for is a window big enough to jump through. "Do you want a coffee or a tea?" You ask looking for two cups as if he were a recurring visitor.
° "Sorry… thanks permission! Ehhh…. I think I shouldn't be here" he says grabbing the door handle ready to open it and run downstairs, but it's locked. "A taxi home from here is incredibly expensive! You don't have to pay that when you can stay here!" His knees tremble slightly at your words and he refuses to take another step. As if he were an animal trapped in an enclosure he doesn't know.
°"Just take off your shoes and come sit down, take a coffee and I'm sure it's richer than the one in the office." You point to the place you prepared for him and the cookies you left in the middle of both. He complies and asks for permission when he approaches the table.
° Concentrated on his actions, you laugh when he blows on the coffee before taking the first sip. You still don't know how he got up the courage to ask you out, but you wanted him so much that if he didn't get up the courage you would, fortunately the same day you made that resolution he proposed the date. Perhaps, it is an unexpected twist as the evening unfolded, they should have waited longer until they got to the point of inviting each other to each other's house but now none of that matters.
° When you offer him a bath first he chokes and laughs nervously. He can't deny that, he knows your actions tonight pushed him over the edge and he needs to cool down a bit.
° Wearing the shirt you lent him and smelling the same as you from using your hair products is making him sweat again, he should do his best to think about something else. But he can't, you don't let him, finding him vulnerable, you kiss the top of his head, smiling sweetly when you see how small tears of shame crystallize his eyes.
° He has no choice but to cover his face with both hands fidgeting on his seat. "Just, it's our first date" he whispers, opening a space between his fingers to look at you. "The first of many" now your lips leave a kiss on that hand that made room for his eyes. Not being able to resist anymore, he fans himself with the first thing he finds, too ashamed to admit that he also expects the same.
° The night had really advanced and the time to sleep was already inevitable. "Prepare the bed before, so we can go to bed now" Doppo looks behind him and doesn't see anything like an armchair to sleep on, so he thinks you have another place for him in your room. Serious mistake, the only thing there is a double bed. His words catch in his throat when he points to a chair that seems comfortable "no, you won't sleep there" you say arranging the pillows so that they both have the same amount, his body trembles again when without issuing anything other than screams you also deny him sleep in floor.
° You slide in first and hold the blanket up for him, patiently waiting for him to stop being embarrassed. He hesitates for a long time before slowly entering and once covered you must stop him from escaping twice as he implores you to let him sleep in the bathtub if necessary.
° Even in his place concentrating on not making noise when breathing, he can't calm his agitated heart that at the slightest movement of yours begs you not to turn to see him. Just like him, you were also a bit nervous, you trust Doppo, but you also can't sleep so easily knowing that he is by your side.
° "y/o are you still awake?" Obviously you were but you didn't respond, a quick and clumsy kiss hits your cheek, his rapid breathing saturated your ears for a few seconds before he returned to his place on the bed "good night, to you too" in response, you only hear a weak giggle.
° Finally, the heat of sharing a bed manages to make them sleepy and they unconsciously seek each other's contact, ending up with their foreheads and noses together. The nervousness of the day before fades along with the darkness of the night, by dawn they are so huddled together that they hardly seem to be the same people.
#hypnosis mic#hypnosis microphone#hypmic x reader#hypmic#hypmic imagines#matenrou#hypnosis mic x reader#hypmic headcanons#hypmic doppo#doppo x reader#doppo kannonzaka#doppo hypmic
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samebed truthers answer THIS: how tf would those two giants fit in one bed
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Listen to the sameb song on repeat until you feel better you bitch
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Who doesn't love Zoro? I did him in my style that looks even more badass then he is. I hope you will find something you like for your self.
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I AM HURLING MY PHONE AT A FUCKING WALL WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME JDJDHDHDKKSMSJSHGD CMON MAN LIKE WHYYY
<- is over analyzing every part of this short
HRHSHDHEH SAMEB
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Sameb
***SHIPPING INTENSIFIES***
Seriously though, Sylas is so fucking hot.
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New year same old me. Accept yourself for what you are. Be content with your reflection. Bring change only when you are ready. No matter how dull your day is always remember there is a light waiting for you, or a door waiting for you. All you need to do is find the light or open the door. Don't be afraid. Live for the present, as the present is all that we have guaranteed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't believe in new years resolutions, but one thing I will make sure I do this year is be consistent! -------------------------------------------------------------------- @revolutionpro foundation and @lancomeofficial mascara give me life! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- #make-up #makeupartist #promakeupartist #newyear #oldme #samebs #life #behapy #liveforthepresent #manchestermakeupartist #rochdalemakeupartist #oldhammakeupartist #mua #lovemakeup #makeupbymario #mummillion #lookamillion #beauty #blogger #hijabi Blendz - don't be sorry for being you 📱07854759200 (at Rochdale) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsLxAVblc-h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16mk3gwomw4up
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riverparents + which of the other riverparents they’ve kissed
mary: fred
fred: mary, hermione, maybe alice once on a dare
alice: hal, fp, maybe fred once on a dare
hal: alice
hermione: hiram, fred
hiram: hermione, melinda in a game of 7 minutes in heaven
penelope: clifford
fp: gladys, alice
sierra: myles, tom
tom: sierra
#i don't really like deviating from canon sorry#it weirds me out that all of the kids have kissed each other and i don't want the samebe true of the parents#it's not realistic#ask#message#fandom ask#riverdale ask#mary andrews#fred andrews#alice cooper#hal cooper#hermione lodge#hiram lodge#penelope blossom#fp jones#sierra mccoy#tom keller#riverparents#riverdale headcanons
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BESYJE I RELEL LIKE A ROCKET THAT IS CRASHING FROM THE AOSPHERE
SAMEB ESTIE AND ALSKOSJ I FELaLN LIKE A COAW THAJT JSIT FOPLGPPED ON ITS SHIDE
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as a counterpoint to the 'you'll change your mind' crowd (who need to STFU already ffs). I started saying I did not want kids when I was ~14/15 (if not younger, but my memory sucks). I am now 37 and I have *not* changed my mind (despite different decades sameBS. The only reason a person should become a parent (biological or otherwise) is if they (singular, not their partner/parents etc etc) *really* want to, having a parent who didn't really want kids will fuck a kid right up. Best wishes to you
You’re so right. I’m a strong believer in not having kids unless you want to and are ready to. But I also want to say, I don’t think it matters whether or not I’ll change my mind. Because in this moment, I don’t want children. And people should respect that, period. Good on you anon for sticking to your guns and staying childfree, despite the bs from other people.
#dw guys this won’t become a cf blog#I have no clue where the popularity of that post is coming from#childfree#asks#anon#meg talks
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Mark making for ceramics
in these pieces i used some old wilted parsley to create these patterns and i like how these look because no shape is the sameb
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TakuTsuki
Disclaimer: I don't own these pictures. I downloaded them from Google.
This is an old one. The age gap too if you think about it but that the beauty of being supernatural being you stay the sameb age when you die. Truly inspiring as well. Making as believe that even when your down and being kicked, bot giving up is the best offence.
Let's give it up for Takoto and Mitsuki!
#post of the day#fullmoon wo sagashite#takutsuki#kira takuto#kouyama mitsuki#shinigami#aspiring singer
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