#sambert

[laf-outloud]

@sambert_atx Had another episode of walker that I got to be on last night, it's so much fun getting to be there and seeing what's happening then watching it air knowing what's going to happen. Such a blast. Got to be in the first scene as a newsreporter with my new found friend richard as well as his wife and then made more new friends as a paramedic in the end of the episode that was epic. Also got to hear Jared Padalecki tell dad jokes lol. So glad I got to be a part of it one more to air... that I'm in at least lol

What a cool experience! (And we're sorry about the dad jokes. lol!)

[lizanneyoung97]

BOOK REVIEW: PUMPKIN TO TALK ABOUT BY ALLIE SAMBERTS

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This is exactly the kind of Halloween-themed novella I’ve been wanting to read this month. A small town setting that isn’t on the East Coast combined with a second chance vibe as the MMC Mike returns home to help his sister is the perfect fall vibe.

The dynamic between Mike and Belle, particularly in who loves and who doesn’t love Halloween, is so fun. As someone who is a huge Halloween stan and married to someone that doesn’t quite have the same enthusiasm, it’s nice to see that in a story. It was also great to see two people who had a miscommunication in high school work things out now that they’re adults who can maturely reflect on the situation. It isn’t some huge blowout or tangled web to get there, which I appreciate. The story is paced well and by the time it comes to a close, I feel like I’ve lived the last few weeks with them.

[womantoday]

Sambert (construction manager, CrossFit, softball, mechanic): IG, TikTok

masculine women

[minty-muse]

Do you ship Samson X Wilbert (Sambert; Camp Lazlo)?

I’m sorry but I don’t really have a strong opinion on Wilbert in general so no. The only characters I sort of ship Samson with are Edward and Lazlo. Maybe Clam. And I kind of like to ship them more platonically.

[kyonkyonson]

Umbrella's secret Top Researcher, Sambert Hydeker

[jollybone]

“Tonight it’s just you and me.”

haven’t drawn those two in ages

Samuel Clinton (right) belongs to @rejected-beater Captain Robert Harris (left) is my OC

click for better quality

[amfictheatre]

‘Hooooo boy here we go,’ Isabel thought to herself as she stepped into the comms room. She tried so, so hard to keep her cool when around officer lambert, but oh my FUCKING GOD he was infuriating. Enraging. Aggravating beyond description. He fucked her right off, and even for someone who quite regularly found herself in other peoples beds, she found being around him the most utterly unpleasant experience. So of course, it was only natural that he was her second in command. How the world loved to punish her hubris.

“Sam.” Her voice came out confident and powerful but inside she simply felt exhausted. With a sharp breath, Lambert responded instantly. “Captain! Haven’t I told you before you should never interrupt me while working? Never mind, don’t answer that, we’ll be here for days,” He muttered out the last bit under his breath. “Also, for the record, you’re meant to refer to me as Officer Lambert.”

Isabel rolled her eyes, desperately clinging to her calm façade. “Sure thing, officer. Just came to give you an update on the paperwork regarding the greenhouse. I figured you’d know what to do with it.”

Lambert smirked. “Are you insinuating, captain, that you are unaware of the protocol in this situation? I thought, as the commanding officer of this ship, that you’d be competent enough to realise that any matters involving the greenhouse fall under Dr Selberg, the BIOLOGIST’s jurisdiction.”

Oh that was enough. After a day of having to sit through a four hour meeting with Hui and Fourier where the sexual tension between them was so thick you could spread it on toast (revolting) and then another hour doing maintenance in Selberg’s lab due to Fischer having broken his wrist two weeks ago (honestly being in the same room as the man made her uneasy, let alone him basically breathing down the back of her neck for an HOUR) her patience had been wearing thin, but Sam somehow knew just which buttons to press. His honey-coloured eyes bore into him, his signature look of superiority leaving a taste in her mouth like gravel mixed with piss. She began slowly, quietly. “listen here, Sam. And you better listen close, you stuck-up, self aggrandising pain in my ass, cause you might not have another chance. I am a very very busy, very very stressed out woman, and I am not in the mood to take any of your shit,” it was barely louder than a whisper, but the stress she put on the sibilants betrayed the fact that she was quite ready to throttle him until he blacked out if he made one wrong move.

“Now, Sam, you are going to take these documents. you are going to give them to selberg or whoever they need to be given to. Then you’re not going to even think of bothering me about anything, I repeat any-thing until tomorrow.”

She was honestly shocked when he replied “Of course captain. As you wish.” He averted her gaze. “I will do my best to avoid you for the next thirty-six seconds. Make that thirty five. Thirty fou-“ of course it was too good to be true. Of FUCKING COURSE. She wanted to scream until her ears were bleeding, but she had no time for this shit. “Fuck you” she turned on her heel, attempted to swallow the lump in her throat and slam the door behind her, but she took only two steps and her vision was swallowed by darkness.

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Sorry it’s so late!! I’ve been v tired recently with exams and all that. Anyway enough excuses here’s the next lovebert (lamlace?) chapter I’m going to get a drink I’m parched I wrote this in like less than 20 mins I have no idea what I’m doing

Xoxo amfi (idk that’s just what I’m calling myself on this blog ig it’s pronounced am-fee)

[rejected-beater]

GUYYYYSSSSSS! @jollybone surprised me with this awesome drawing of our two boys 💖 Look at Sam and Rob! LOOK AT THEM- I love our two boys so much❤ thank you for making me that awesome present.

I love you! This drawing is so breathtaking and Mhhmmmm just look at them!❤

Robert Harris (left) is @jollybone their OC

Samuel Clinton (right) is my OC

-click on tge picture for better quality-

[lukegregory448]

List of Camp Lazlo Gay ships

Lazlo X Dave (LazDave)

Raj X Harold (Haj or HaRaj)

Clam X Larrison (LarriClam/Clarrison)

Edward X Ping Pong (Pingward)

Samson X Wilbert (Sambert)

Slinkman X Nurse Leslie (LeSlink)

Chef McMuesli x Commander Hoo-Ha (HooMuesli)

[ask-and-dare-purple-vendetta]

“That’s… Kinda hard!! I and Sam never were thinking about having so many kids…”

“Besides that, it’s fine. I really love my kids and thanks to the fact we are rich we don’t have any big problems with buying stuff for them!”

[jonny-versace]

Do you think Sam and Robert get eachother Christmas/Bday gifts? If so what are they?

Yes absolutely.

Robert bought Sam a Mackintosh that cost more than Sam and Lydia's entire wardrobes combined, even though Aaron told him that Sam'd be chuffed with something from a charity shop. Robert winces every time he sees Sam out in the pigsty in it, but considers it a measure of his remarkable growth that he's never once yelled at him about it, though he almost bit through his cheek that time Sam strolled into wishing well wearing it and also spamela slung over his shoulder.

Sam brought Robert a homemade chicken pie, which he proudly told Robert and Aaron he'd made himself even though Lydia had offered. Robert was gracious and told him they'd have it for tea that night and sent him off on his way with a smile, and tried to ignore the look of fear in Aaron's eyes. And it was delicious! He couldn't understand why Aaron and Liv hadn't touched theirs. He was enjoying it, at least until he chewed into a full chicken's foot and decided to give vegetarianism a go (it lasted a week, though he never ate chicken again).

[wycombewanderer]

sam + lydia + aaron + robert

for  @blondhairedking, may they have a friendship like ours.

[mrdinglesugden]

Being honest, I'm now thinking of all the wonderful breakup Sam Robert potential we could have gotten. Sam quietly thinking about Alice on an anniversary, or Samsons birthday, and then Robert being heartbroken over Aaron.

Sam would’ve really helped Robert get ahold of himself and been a great support for Robert but alas they needed Robert to be a wreck for most of 2017 for the plot, so we had to wait until now to get the Sambert friendship we deserve 💘

[arcadequeerz]

I ha ve the urge to make sammy Stimboard but- i have other things I must work on,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but,,sa m mysti mboard,

[jollybone]

haven’t drawn those two in quite a while..

so have Rob and Sam getting married ✨

Samuel Clinton (right) belongs to @rejected-beater

Robert Harris (left) is my OC 

[amfictheatre]

‘SHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING BOLLOCKS WHAT HAVE I DONE??’ Sam’s thoughts raced through his head faster than the speed of light. Was she dead? Had he pissed her off so egregiously that her damn heart had given out? No- she was healthy, at least that’s what her files said. ‘Fuck. Uhh. Ok. Medical training, he’d had it for a reason. Alright alright, find her pulse. shit, where’s her pulse?’ He frantically flipped through his training. ‘I can memorise Pryce and fucking Carter, but can’t remember the goddamn protocol for when the fucking captain passes out?’ He mumbled under his breath, “shit, fuck uhhh SELBERG? Selberg do you copy??? There’s an issue- an issue with Lovelace- we got into a fight and, and I don’t know is she’s breathing I can’t remember what to do-“ he was cut off by Dr Selberg’s Reply. “Officer Lambert. Calm yourself. Were you able to check pulse?”

“Yeah, uhh no. My hands are too unsteady, I couldn’t find it.” His heart was pounding, pounding faster that it usually did when he was around her. God, he hasn’t even had the chance to say how he felt, she couldn’t die now. She couldn’t.

“Ok lambert. Stay where you are. You remember recovery position, yes?”

Selberg barged through the door, his face remaining stony and expressionless. “Help, now. You take the legs, I will get her head.” Sam complied, wordlessly lifting her, and followed the Doctor’s lead in carrying her to his lab. “How did I let this happen..” he had barely whispered under his breath, yet Selberg responded instantaneously, “Not your fault, officer. I suspect is to do with the incident in engine rooms weeks back.” Lambert had no clue what Selberg was on about and it showed.

“You were not told?” He questioned.

“No,” There was a bitter edge to Sam’s words, from all of the confusion. “I was not told about this.”

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Apologies, it’s a week late and not exactly my best work. I have exams coming up & a head girl application it’s a lot to deal with. Still gonna be posting tho!

-Amfi