#sam's art

[samwitcch]

first meet

[fireandirons]

i mean...we all see it right

[maestroofcringe]

BIRTHDAY BOY!!!

[randomgamefan]

Chapter 1 of ELOITS is out!! Follow the hatchling on their final journey and all of what is to come... today!

Read it on a03 now!

[humanperryfic]

KINGS OF HEARTS

(A VamPerryshmirtz AU Halloween doodle that went a little overboard)

(look I know it's a few days after Halloween but it's still Halloweekend so it counts)

AU thoughts:

so clearly they're both vampires in this AU. but they are Very Different vampires.

perry was turned in his mid-thirties in the late 1700's

he works for the VOWCA, the Vampires Organization Without A Cool Acronym, as one of their top agents

VOWCA generally works to (1) fight vampire hunters (2) keep vampires from being known too publicly and (3) kill the covens of evil vampires that threaten (2)

it's kinda like a good-guy coven of badass vampires

they've even got like their own livestock farm so their agents can avoid killing normals and not starve to death

side note livestock blood tastes horrible to vampires but morals yk

the rest of the flynn-fletchers are Also vampires

except they were turned in the late 70's and VOWCA rules say you gotta be a vampire for 50 years before you can join (something about being used to being a vampire)

so perry's protecting them from a distance, keeping them alive until he can bring them in

and of course he gets assigned to fight dr. doofenshmirtz.

who is a pathetic wet cat of a vampire. turned at about 45 between world wars, immigrated to the US to attempt to take over some small midwest american town and form his own coven but using inators instead of the vampire powers he's still kind of uncomfortable using

this clearly has not worked.

at all.

he married charlene in the late 60's, who had no idea he was a vampire until he got SUPER hungry, accidentally drained her too much, and turned her to keep her alive

which she divorced him for (fair tbh)

oh and she was pregnant at the time so Vanessa is like...mostly vampire but still a little human? like, extreme garlic allergy, faint but visible in mirrors, sun sensitive but won't burn, extended lifespan but not immortal, can drink blood but also gets some energy from human food

she looks/acts 16 but is actually about 48 real years old (so ages at about 1/3 the speed)

anyway charlene is part of one of the really dangerous vampire covens.

and heinz is still just trying to take over the tri-state area using stupid inventions.

he's not like. vampire type evil. he's very canon-type evil.

perry sees him for the first time and is like. VOWCA sent me to fight this guy?

he sticks around to see if he gets dangerous but after a while he realizes that as long as perry is there to thwart his inventions, dr doofenshmirtz just isn't that evil

he looks scary, sure, but that's at least partially just him being kinda malnourished and terrible at taking care of himself

also fighting him is kind of a break from being dangerous and shooting other vampires with silver bullets

and despite everything. they get close.

the antagonism grows into fondness.

it's the same story as always, because it's still them

heinz falls first, perry falls harder

and eventually perry is the one to formally ask heinz out (there's some sort of formal ritual thing since they're both vampires- perry's a lot older of a vampire so he knows these things, which freaks heinz out a little bc he's trying to impress perry)

during their first date perry gets word that the flynn-fletchers are in trouble and the two of them run to go save them

heinz is the one that inators the evil vampires away and perry is like "if i were a less respectable vampire i would literally marry you right now"

too bad vampire courtship is a formal Thing

and because the flynn-fletchers were able to defend themselves pretty well they're allowed to join VOWCA early

phineas and ferb take to it disturbingly easily, candace is less easily persuaded since she still wants to be a Normal Teen, but once she realizes Vanessa is also basically a vampire she's like "alright fine"

linda and lawrence learn some self defense and basically just keep running the antique store

and eventually heinz winds up going "good" and joining VOWCA. which is basically a reverse proposal in vampire terms.

it's a damn good thing perry was planning on marrying him anyway <3

[samuel-draws-sometimes]

A study that got kind of out of hand

Speed paint here

[subtlejackhammer]

self indulgent art

[samoncassette]

petpetpet

Look, these doodles are very indulgent. Look at Mark's big meat mitt grappling Paris's face. You KNOW I drew this entirely to soothe my soul.

The closer Mark and Paris get, the less reserved they are about affectionate touches, or in Mark's case, any kind of touches. Small man won't stop talkie? Grab his face. Small man looks sad? Pet pet.

For Paris, I'm sure running his hands through dense, coarse werewolf fur feels quite nice. Mark's coat can get very thick, especially in the colder months, so in spite of the coarse hair Mark can feel almost pillowy soft.

Also Paris is wearing Mark's t-shirt in that center doodle 😊

[errorinkhell]

art hard leave me alone

[thathollyjollyguy]

"And through the window, I can still feel his dead eyes staring up at me. That is not my friend. That is not my friend. That is not my friend."

The Visitor, 2024

Art by me

[poiredepin]

some characters. meet june (short for junior - his name is lorenzo junior but nico calls him june), nico (short for nicoletta but if you call her that she will deck you), syd, and george. they’re teenagers/young adults in the 90s. i developed their personalities and relationships but i dont have much of a storyline except for them clumsily navigating the world n discovering shit about themselves

[samwitcch]

black cats and their emotional support golden retrievers

[fireandirons]

I rewatched She-Ra not too long ago and boy do I still love these two - WIP for now

[maestroofcringe]

Sillies collection

[randomgamefan]

Woah, look at all the art I made this year!! I'm really proud of a lot of it, and my growth.

Here's my 2022 summary, and looking forward to next year! 2023 here we come!

[humanperryfic]

it had to be done