#saltyboi

[esoterrifica]

ChatGPT is wild. You can feed it any prompt. We've had it build us travel itineraries for week-long trips. Draft professional emails. It can even write basic fanfic. Example:

Prompt: Please create a fan fiction of Hermione Granger changing Draco Malfoy into a newt but then slowly falling in love with him after he changes his ways and learns the importance of being humble and respecting others. Please substitute the characters names with ridiculous pseudonyms that are still recognizable.

Title: The Peculiar Tale of Newt Love

Once upon a time in the magical world of Fauxgwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, there lived two young wizards: the bushy-haired, book-loving Brainy Danger, and the slick-haired, pompous Draconian Saltyboy. For years, they had been at odds, their rivalry fueled by the dividing lines between their respective houses, Cleverclaw and Snobberin.

One fateful day, while Draconian Saltyboy was in the midst of his usual antics, he pushed Brainy Danger one step too far. He had just sneered at a young wizard from the Huffleloaf house, mocking his attempt to cast a simple levitation charm. The bushy-haired girl could no longer bear his arrogance.

Determined to teach him a lesson, Brainy Danger whipped out her wand and shouted, "Diminutio Animalis!" In a flash of light, the young Saltyboy was transformed into a small, wriggly newt.

Though initially triumphant, Brainy Danger soon realized she couldn't leave him in his newt form forever. So, she tucked the tiny creature into a small, enchanted terrarium and brought him along to the Cleverclaw common room, vowing to find a way to undo the transformation.

To her surprise, over the following weeks, the newt began to show signs of change. Gone were the haughty sneers and arrogant airs. Instead, the tiny creature now exhibited a humble, almost timid demeanor. Brainy Danger found herself intrigued by the transformation and began to spend more time studying the little creature, watching as he learned to navigate his new world.

One day, as Brainy Danger observed the newt attempting to scale a small twig in the terrarium, she felt a strange warmth in her chest. The tiny creature's perseverance and newfound humility had somehow found their way into her heart.

Realizing that Draconian Saltyboy had indeed changed, Brainy Danger decided to restore him to his human form. "Revertetur Humanum!" she exclaimed, and in an instant, the newt transformed back into the Snobberin boy she knew so well.

Draconian Saltyboy, now back in his human form, stared at Brainy Danger with gratitude in his eyes. "Thank you," he whispered, his voice barely audible.

Over the following weeks, the two young wizards spent more and more time together. Draconian Saltyboy no longer tormented his fellow students, but instead, he began to offer his help and support. His newfound respect for others was undeniable, and his humility shone through in every action.

And as they grew closer, an unexpected bond formed between Brainy Danger and Draconian Saltyboy. They found solace in their shared experiences and discovered that they had more in common than they'd ever realized.

As the years passed, their love grew, and the story of the bushy-haired girl and the slick-haired boy became a legend at Fauxgwarts. The tale of how a little newt transformed the lives of two young wizards served as a reminder of the power of change, humility, and the unbreakable bonds of love.

[juclart]

Cause I'm saltyboy! 💙💛

[archbishop-of-maxlow]

wait for it

[melcandraw]

Randomly decided I wanted to draw this dinosaur loving salty boi

[itzjustkm]

I love this show

[artillianceb]

Have some saltyshima everyone!! ✨✨👌

[craigfuckyfuck-blog]

Horace : Hugh, could you pass me the salt?

Hugh : You're sitting right next to it.

Horace : I meant the other one, my bad.

[murderandmbti]

[Christmas and mbti]

xxxx: Can you pass the salt, please?

ENTP: *launches ISTJ across the table*

[kurokolovesakashi]

mayuzumi is always such a mood

[screechingoikawa]

Tsukishima : I am mature.

Yamaguchi : *gives dino nuggies*

Tsukishima : Nevermind.

[paralauragram]

Chilling with my salt lamp #saltyboi #saltlamp #24of365 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtA2lgCHM29/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6iou4yr0fm80

[archbishop-of-maxlow]

Hanukkah might be over, but the memories of that suit will last forever.

[strayingdawn]

Hi new friend! I read your card and im-

SO CUTE! I am now officially adopting you 🥰

hellooo! ヽ(^o^)

whaaat?! cute!? i mean, thank you! 💕 your ask actually made me look at it again, and it looks so boring to me now T-T. I think I’m gonna make a new one some time soon ^^

and i do not object to this decision. ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ does this mean you are now my ma-there ? (i tried to spell it how i said it TT)

[cubanchino]

Never turn down a great 𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚁 pic 📸: @m31227 ... . . . . . . . #wishyouwerehere #wishyouwerebeer #photooftheday #igotabeach #guyswithlonghair #saltyboy #beachweather #wanderlust #sunsetporn #cubanchino #sunset #somewhereonabeach #floridaman #beardedmen (at Somewhere on a Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDhDbMKnarJ/?igshid=t72smiyxlv6f

[mc-wolfman]

[crowned-ladybug]

There’s no way this would fit in an ask (so I might as well make it longer) and also it’s probably shitty so here I go posting again

Imagine Shawn has another nightmare, but this time it's not being chased by ink monsters or being back in the factory or studio. It's some...figure (he can't focus on them, he can't see what they're like) torturing Jameson, taunting and mocking him for not being able to cry for help. Shawn just has to watch, frozen in place and a silent observer, and no matter how hard he shouts he cannot make a sound.

When the figure is finally gone and Shawn can finally move, he rushes over to his bleeding, hurt friend, frantically mumbling his name, that he’s gonna be alright, that he’ll get him out of here. He kneels in front of him, trying to free him from the chair he’s tied to, telling him that’s it’s okay now, he’s here. But Jameson stares at him in fear, trying to get away despite his bonds, struggling against the ropes and pulling his head back until he’s just staring at Shawn from the corner of his eye. He looks absolutely terrified and Shawn doesn’t understand. He reaches out to him, trying to calm him down, telling him that it’s just him, Shawn, his best friend, no one’s going to hurt them anymore...but as soon as he sees his own hand, he recoils. It’s black. His hand is black, pure black and inky, dripping and repulsive. He’s a monster, just one of those monsters, nothing more, nothing better. Jameson is right to be scared.

He wakes up screaming and crying, the kinda crying that’s loud and gross and hurts. He curls up sitting on the bed, pulls as his own hair and just cries and heaves and tries to tell himself that it wasn’t real. When he finally looks around, he finds Jameson lying beside him, blinking up at him sleepily bc the noise had woken him. He’s completely unharmed and safe, and he looks worried and confused, not scared. Shawn is too scared to tell him about the nightmare, and Jameson doesn’t pry. He doesn’t let go of Shawn for the remainder of the night.