#SaltyBoi

[esoterrifica]

ChatGPT is wild. You can feed it any prompt. We've had it build us travel itineraries for week-long trips. Draft professional emails. It can even write basic fanfic. Example:

Prompt: Please create a fan fiction of Hermione Granger changing Draco Malfoy into a newt but then slowly falling in love with him after he changes his ways and learns the importance of being humble and respecting others. Please substitute the characters names with ridiculous pseudonyms that are still recognizable.

Title: The Peculiar Tale of Newt Love

Once upon a time in the magical world of Fauxgwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, there lived two young wizards: the bushy-haired, book-loving Brainy Danger, and the slick-haired, pompous Draconian Saltyboy. For years, they had been at odds, their rivalry fueled by the dividing lines between their respective houses, Cleverclaw and Snobberin.

One fateful day, while Draconian Saltyboy was in the midst of his usual antics, he pushed Brainy Danger one step too far. He had just sneered at a young wizard from the Huffleloaf house, mocking his attempt to cast a simple levitation charm. The bushy-haired girl could no longer bear his arrogance.

Determined to teach him a lesson, Brainy Danger whipped out her wand and shouted, "Diminutio Animalis!" In a flash of light, the young Saltyboy was transformed into a small, wriggly newt.

Though initially triumphant, Brainy Danger soon realized she couldn't leave him in his newt form forever. So, she tucked the tiny creature into a small, enchanted terrarium and brought him along to the Cleverclaw common room, vowing to find a way to undo the transformation.

To her surprise, over the following weeks, the newt began to show signs of change. Gone were the haughty sneers and arrogant airs. Instead, the tiny creature now exhibited a humble, almost timid demeanor. Brainy Danger found herself intrigued by the transformation and began to spend more time studying the little creature, watching as he learned to navigate his new world.

One day, as Brainy Danger observed the newt attempting to scale a small twig in the terrarium, she felt a strange warmth in her chest. The tiny creature's perseverance and newfound humility had somehow found their way into her heart.

Realizing that Draconian Saltyboy had indeed changed, Brainy Danger decided to restore him to his human form. "Revertetur Humanum!" she exclaimed, and in an instant, the newt transformed back into the Snobberin boy she knew so well.

Draconian Saltyboy, now back in his human form, stared at Brainy Danger with gratitude in his eyes. "Thank you," he whispered, his voice barely audible.

Over the following weeks, the two young wizards spent more and more time together. Draconian Saltyboy no longer tormented his fellow students, but instead, he began to offer his help and support. His newfound respect for others was undeniable, and his humility shone through in every action.

And as they grew closer, an unexpected bond formed between Brainy Danger and Draconian Saltyboy. They found solace in their shared experiences and discovered that they had more in common than they'd ever realized.

As the years passed, their love grew, and the story of the bushy-haired girl and the slick-haired boy became a legend at Fauxgwarts. The tale of how a little newt transformed the lives of two young wizards served as a reminder of the power of change, humility, and the unbreakable bonds of love.

[juclart]

Cause I'm saltyboy! 💙💛

[archbishop-of-maxlow]

wait for it

[melcandraw]

Randomly decided I wanted to draw this dinosaur loving salty boi

[itzjustkm]

I love this show

[artillianceb]

Have some saltyshima everyone!! ✨✨👌

[craigfuckyfuck-blog]

Horace : Hugh, could you pass me the salt?

Hugh : You're sitting right next to it.

Horace : I meant the other one, my bad.

[murderandmbti]

[Christmas and mbti]

xxxx: Can you pass the salt, please?

ENTP: *launches ISTJ across the table*

[xaniladera]

Salty as ever.

Inspired by the audio of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSjmwHmuH8s

[kurokolovesakashi]

mayuzumi is always such a mood

[screechingoikawa]

Tsukishima : I am mature.

Yamaguchi : *gives dino nuggies*

Tsukishima : Nevermind.

[archbishop-of-maxlow]

Hanukkah might be over, but the memories of that suit will last forever.

[paralauragram]

Chilling with my salt lamp #saltyboi #saltlamp #24of365 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtA2lgCHM29/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6iou4yr0fm80

[strayingdawn]

Hi new friend! I read your card and im-

SO CUTE! I am now officially adopting you 🥰

hellooo! ヽ(^o^)

whaaat?! cute!? i mean, thank you! 💕 your ask actually made me look at it again, and it looks so boring to me now T-T. I think I’m gonna make a new one some time soon ^^

and i do not object to this decision. ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ does this mean you are now my ma-there ? (i tried to spell it how i said it TT)

[cubanchino]

Never turn down a great 𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚁 pic 📸: @m31227 ... . . . . . . . #wishyouwerehere #wishyouwerebeer #photooftheday #igotabeach #guyswithlonghair #saltyboy #beachweather #wanderlust #sunsetporn #cubanchino #sunset #somewhereonabeach #floridaman #beardedmen (at Somewhere on a Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDhDbMKnarJ/?igshid=t72smiyxlv6f

[mc-wolfman]