Imagine if Judith actually managed to become a Lyctor, yeah sure oh she'd go through terrible grief etc etc but worse than all she would get an aneurysm seeing the way John Gaius acts
and what is she gonna do about it??? Call god for help?? He's already there and he's eating peanuts in his underwear
ngl julius being a history nerd and subaru being a space nerd are very dear to me. i think for good measure reinhard should get really into birdwatching.
speedran scheme of the phoenix like "c'mon i wanna do things that aren't grinding hinterland prosperity" and now i actually made progress & have to make a decision i have no idea what to choose
bc the answer to "what would grace do when faced with deciding the uncertain future of millions of people & countries" is probably "try and find someone more qualified to deal with these things, what the fuck this is so out of his league"
you guys didnt get to see it but this is what @normalguyfrommandelacounty looks like beneath the mask/raincoat. guess you could say that's what the poin-💥💥💥
eiffel definitely doesn't like any of the remakes and reboots of his favorite franchises, but he is the guy they're marketed to, and he falls for it every time. eiffel is soo susceptible to nostalgia bait, he's caught in a perpetual cycle of excitement and disappointment, and he's doing it to himself. and he's never gonna learn.
whenever the most normal undead character poll comes out i guarantee people are gonna vote kaoru and im gonna FLIP OUT because he is SO FAR FROM NORMAL its INSANE. PLEASE DO NOT VOTE HIM. BOYCOTT THAT OPTION. I BEG OF YOU.
his name is frank and he works at mcdonalds and is literally so normal. that's his whole thing he's normal and he's mediocre.
notable things about him: cheated on his girlfriend (felt bad), went out to a gay bar with his roommate and had gay sex with Some Guy from the bar (frank is straight), posts fit checks on tiktok, has a college diploma in some tech bro thing, and he has never once considered going to therapy.