#NormalGuy

[vampthropologist]

WHO IS THE MOST NORMAL??? VOTE NOW!!!

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

Imagine if Judith actually managed to become a Lyctor, yeah sure oh she'd go through terrible grief etc etc but worse than all she would get an aneurysm seeing the way John Gaius acts

and what is she gonna do about it??? Call god for help?? He's already there and he's eating peanuts in his underwear

[maybe-the-madman]

[dogbunni]

shut up. saiki k tumblrverse

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#I LOOKED IT UP AND 69% IS THE AVERAGE SCORE IM SO MAD

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go off king!!!

#nendo did u fall asleep scrolling tumblr again #<- last time he did that he reblogged the same post 27 times in a row <3 #one time he fell asleep scrolling tiktok and posted a clip of him snoring lmfaoooooooo #real life #not aesthetic #sorry y2k babes i'll reblog some cunty lil jpegs rn #i just have to clown on my irls i kno u all understand💅

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📿th3pu55yd35tr0y3r

aha i didnt know u were freakay like that 🫦

💟yuri2k

SHE MEANS LIKE THE HAIRCUT. BANGS!!!!!! LIKE THE HAIR ON UR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U DIPSHIT!!!!!!! KILLS U WITH MY EYES 💣💣💣

#stop being a pervert challenge: impossible #also omg chiyopipi!! i didn't know u had a blog #hiiiiiiiiiii 💗💘✨🍰🌸💐💖🥰🌷🌺🍒🍡👛🩷🍧🧋🔮🦄🌟🪷💗💫⭐ #dont listen to him he was cursed w no rizz

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rah rah fax machine

📿th3pu55yd35tr0y3r

aha i didnt know u were freakay like that 🫦

#girl i'll fax on ur machine til u rah

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😐tanaka489

what the fuck is human pet guy

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🍤shrimptextures

fukc it.i ccant stop thinking abt that one blog. normalguy. do u think he jnows abt human pet guy

#maybei am hsving a bental makebown

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Fear not friends, for I have only changed my URL. I remain the same [FULL LEGAL NAME REDACTED FOR INTERNET PRIVACY AND SAFETY REASONS, AS ALL TUMBLR USERS SHOULD DO, IN CASE OF DOXXING, PHISHING, BLACKMAILING, CYBERBULLYING, STALKING, ETC. CRIMES IN WHICH YOUR INDENTITY COULD BE DISCOVERED AND USED AGAINST YOU] that you have all known and come to love. For reasons undisclosed I will not be taking suggestions or criticism re. my new URL at this time. As always my ask box remains open (anon is always on, anonymous yappers- I desire you carnally) I will begin answering some of the backlog shortly ÒvÓ

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💟yuri2k

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS URL

#SAY SIKE RN

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#normalcore #normal #oranges #normcore #justnormalguythings

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do3s 4ny1 kno a GOOD 4rtist who tak3s oc commissionz??? i w4nt 4rt of my orv oc plzzzzzzzzz

💟yuri2k

i think @merartist is taking comms!!

#get that bag girl!! #not aesthetic #real life

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my oc cld probz take yjh in a 1v1

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what if i killed you dead

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

#once again thinking about how much money I could make if I had Father copyright this copypasta #follow for more unethical capital gains pro tips #also I don't go here but ORV fandom seems uncouth and rabid #when I buy tumblr I'm banning these two specifically

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💟yuri2k

🎀dump him moodboard🎀

for anon <3

#omg an actual y2k post who is she!! #this ones for the girlies #kiss me instead #<- who said that #y2k #y2k aesthetic #y2kcore #y2k moodboard

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I AM NOT HAVING A FUCKING BREAKDOWN

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💟yuri2k

dm me babe 💕

#real life #not aesthetic

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#oomf is having a breakdown about a random blog?? #idk it's just a normal blog #they make relatable captions with stock images #worried about oomf :( #what do i do? #how do i reach out without sounding rude </3 #i just think someone should check on them #pppposts

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ORANGES?????????????? FUCKING ORANGES?????

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SAIKI??????!?!??

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hi!!!

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Hello fellow tumblr user and real life acquaintance :3

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[skidcd-megamix]

(August 31st, 2024) Me and @urethrafun1 playin guilty gear and we got a double K.O. genuinely did NOT think u could do that

[brutalitybunny]

my sdv farmer his name is normalguy he has weird relationships with all the older men in town and is a fishing god

[zlobonessa]

ngl julius being a history nerd and subaru being a space nerd are very dear to me. i think for good measure reinhard should get really into birdwatching.

[turnaboutchaos]

barok van zieks investigations

[capn-twitchery]

speedran scheme of the phoenix like "c'mon i wanna do things that aren't grinding hinterland prosperity" and now i actually made progress & have to make a decision i have no idea what to choose

bc the answer to "what would grace do when faced with deciding the uncertain future of millions of people & countries" is probably "try and find someone more qualified to deal with these things, what the fuck this is so out of his league"

[bugmistake]

hey….. dont cry …. gay people, who mostly wear cargo pants ok?

[commsroom]

eiffel definitely doesn't like any of the remakes and reboots of his favorite franchises, but he is the guy they're marketed to, and he falls for it every time. eiffel is soo susceptible to nostalgia bait, he's caught in a perpetual cycle of excitement and disappointment, and he's doing it to himself. and he's never gonna learn.

[kirakiraadventure]

whenever the most normal undead character poll comes out i guarantee people are gonna vote kaoru and im gonna FLIP OUT because he is SO FAR FROM NORMAL its INSANE. PLEASE DO NOT VOTE HIM. BOYCOTT THAT OPTION. I BEG OF YOU.

[coldfruitwater]

so far this spring

[appri-dot]

[thermodynamic-comedian]

my favourite genre of dios apate minor fanfics is when mercymorn and augustine are messed up and horny and john is just some guy in the middle going "woah wait hold on um uhm h hey now wait a second ummm uhhh wh woah"

[joeyclaire]

you’re in their dms i’m watching them through their closet door we are not the same