#salty AF ATM

[frosty-tian]

*Opens app.

*Checks Rescue Bots tag.

*Sees white Blades.

*Closes app.

[yioh]

grrrr

[vro0m]

I once had a friend who ended up in the hospital because of how dehydrated she was. She'd been feeling off for a few days and couldn't figure out why, and idk, I think she ended up fainting or something like that and got sent to the hospital and she was dehydrated af.

Anyway. As you know because I've been complaining daily about it I have a nasty cold. I haven't been eating much because I don't have much of an appetite atm. This morning as soon as I managed to pull myself out of bed and get on my feet I noticed three things

I really didn't eat enough, I'm starting to lack potassium. I can tell from the way my chest feel. I need to make myself to eat more today.

I need to up my sodium intake. I can tell from the way my pulse feel. If I can't manage to eat something salty for my first meal I'm gonna need to force a teaspoon of salt in me, at least.

I've been tired but clearly some of that tiredness is from not eating enough and not only from the sickness. I can tell because the sleepiness has a different quality.

And as I'm sitting here discovering that honey+lemon Black tea is not the best thing to wash down a teaspoon of salt with, I'm thinking about the privilege of not having to think about your body to the point of not recognizing that you're dehydrated when your body has been yelling symptoms at you for several days.

I had to pay so much attention to figure myself out I can tell from a whisper if my electrolytes are out of balance.

[kyukicho]

Send ‘Ship Bias’ and I will share up to 5 Ships I have a bias for for my muse! | Always Accepting!

@protectivemuses asked:  ‘Ship Bias’ for all of your tr muses bc if I'm missing out on options we could be writing, I'm already salty lol

I did this once when I started writing them, but I've def tweeked it a little (and added a few more tbh)

Mikey

Takashi - Give me my fav rare pair any day!

Sanzu - Sanmai has so much of my heart it's unreal.

Draken - I honestly didn't ship this at first but writing it out has made it so much more believable and I adore them.

Kisaki - LISTEN, don't judge me! It works in certain circumstances!

Honestly Mikey is very easily shippable with almost anyone around his age. I'm willing to explore most combinations with him.

Baji

Chifuyu - Shipping him with anyone else is REALLY hard but I'm open to ideas.

Kazutora - certain portrayals

Bajitrio - I mean... it's just them combined, so yea.

Koko

Inupi (honestly I think koko would kill me if I tried to ship him with anyone else???? This is still valid)

Senju

Wakasa - obviously nothing major before she's older but I so adore them together

I would love more ships for Senju but I don’t currently have any… maybe Mikey or Yuzuha? Tho I only see them as being close friends atm..

Kakucho

Izana - Lets be real, this is obvious.

Ran - I blame certain someone's portrayal for making me look into this one and I'm hooked.

Happiness, please someone love him

Takeomi

Shin - These two are a disaster and I love it

Wakasa - Also cute af lbr

[andvys]

Andy, bestie as an OG reader I feel like it is my duty and it is in my heart to fight for you whether you want me to or not. I’m gonna be mean as fuck and say that some of these anons are fucking assholes. Idgaf if they’re “saying it in the nicest way possible” they write those paragraphs out in a nice way that has a double connotation that actually comes out as bitchy and entitled.

I feel like a lot of the people feel entitled to your stories and feel entitled to get a certain ending because they read them and give them popularity ???? Like no baby nooo, Andy’s never cared about followers and popularity. You’ve always cared about writing down your ideas into a beautiful story and letting us see that. By sharing these stories with us you let us into your head. Not the other way around. AND you know what?!!! I’ve noticed it’s mainly all the Steve girlies that are salty af. DAMN they’re fucking mean😭😭 y’all got to fucking stop. So childish and for what?! (Although I have spotted a minimal amount of Eddie ones who need to chill tf down too) oh I saw another post that didn’t sit right with me either….Andy… it’s not your fault that some people cannot handle change. I cannot believe someone threw that at you. What are you supposed to do? Walk on egg shells around these people?!! YEAH NO BYE

I think the fact that you ask other people opinions is mainly to interact and discuss the story in a healthy manner. Not sway you and insult you? Like 😭😭 PLSSS you don’t deserve this. I hope this does not make you want to stop writing. You’re the most talented writer I’ve came across on this app. I’ve been here since the start. I haven’t had time with work and uni but you know I eat any of your stories up!!! I LOVE YA!🩷🩷🩷🩷 And if it were me I would write the most unpredictable ending just to spite everyone lol but that’s just me being mad for you atm lol 😈😈😈 but anyways!! DO YOUR THING!!!

-💃🏻💅🏻

hiii! thank you so much, love.

some of them really are rude, and yeah, unfortunately it's mostly the ones who demand a Steve ending. I get why they're upset about how the story evolved but I'll never get why they have to be so rude about it. It kills my motivation and the fun to continue this story.

I won't stop writing but it's definitely a buzzkill...

Thank you for being so kind 💕

also, an unpredictable ending? hmmm lemme think hehe

[strebcrarchivess]

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

the salty af munday meme

The tumblr side of the spooky month fandom is very chill! But I do wish there were more spooky month muses out there 😔😭

Not really salty atm :^V but I am hungry

[sendryl]

For the fic writer meme 9 and 10!

9. The hardest fic to write overall and right now is There's Never Been a Moment You've Been Forgotten. I love this fic, I have it outlined and I have plenty of future scenes written, but! People keep asking me to update. And that stabs right into the part of my brain that is adhd (hates doing assigned tasks) and is also defiant af (hates doing literally anything it is told to do). So like. Yeah that one is so difficult to write right now because my motivation is shot to pieces. Which sucks, because I'd really like to update it too! But it's not healthy for me to write it atm because my brain starts spiraling like crazy and then the Bad Thoughts come. :/

Lol sorry Malakia! None of this ire is aimed at you, friend. You were probably not exactly asking in order to invite therapy hour... Whoops. XD Yeah, I just got a message like a day ago, from a reader, asking me to please either update or tell people the fic is abandoned so I'm uh. A little salty about it rn. XD They weren't awful about it or anything, but yeah. My defiant brain is kinda frothing at the mouth angry rn.

ANYWAY MOVING ON!

An Undertale (my current fandom of choice) difficult fic to write is probably Puzzle Runner. I'm honestly really worried I won't be able to write Papyrus well enough as a romantic lead! Like, he's so enthusiastic and charming and such a breath of fresh air, and that's not what my soul is like at all?? So I'm worried I'll portray him wrong and then be disappointed in myself.

Oh man. I should not answer these at 4 am, all of this is becoming Therapy Hour. Ahhh whoops??? 😅😅😅

10. The easiest fic to write is probably any of my soulmate fics? I just. There's something about that trope that is so comforting and freeing for me. Oooh or any song fics. I love music, so including music in the fic or basing the fic on the story and flow of a song is so fun to do! I just gotta remember that I'm writing the fic for me and not for the people who hate song fics. XD

A specific Naruto fic would be Sex and Coffee, which is not a soulmate fic but is the fic that fills me with the most pride. I woke up at 2 am, rolled over and wrote it on my phone in one continuous stream over the course of two hours. I read back over it to edit for maybe ten minutes and then posted it immediately and went back to sleep right after. Seriously, if I didn't know better I'd think I'd gotten possessed. Easiest fic I've ever written, hands down. XD I love that fic to pieces. So I guess this one is the real answer. But I'm not gonna edit the earlier bit, lol.

A specific Undertale fic would actually be Neighborhood Blues. I also wrote that first chapter in a bit of a blur. XD I guess the easiest fics to write are the ones that spring fully-formed from my mind like Pegasus from Medusa.

Anyway, I just had a thought about Neighborhood Blues XD XD XD XD XD

Gotta go write it down before it escapes.

[have-faith-restart-just-holdon]

throwback to that time when i got roasted for saying 100,000/yr after taxes for a single mom of 3 was not a lot of money. i got roasted as if i was wrong…even for a two parent household(or fakey child support) with 2 children, it still was just comfortable enough to have ipods and laptops, but not enough for family vacations without a significant bonus and that happened like 3 times in all of my childhood. one was because my dad was going thru legal stuff( so not a real vacation) when i was little little (b4 he dipped). Regardless, it’s still taking care of 4 people using the same amount of money. Whether there are two parents and two children, or 3 children and one parent. In the case of ‘3 children’ i also simply mean dependents, (in this case my grandma).

i’ll get personal again. my mom now finally has some room to breathe. although i’m broke af i’m out of the house. my brother has a good job. we pay for ourselves now, mostly. but my mom takes care of my grandma still&more than before. As well as her dilapidated home that she now owns after her husband (not my grandpa) passed away. Leaving her a mortgage which she cannot afford alone, nor to take care of the rest of the house. Oil, water, electric, cable etc. So now those expenses belong to my mother, who was never a home owner. Fixing a pretty sizeable, but not large, falling apart, home with messed up landscaping is expensive. Even if you know a guy who knows a guy. Even when she does the work herself or even when my brother is the guy, the supplies required are still costly. So that being said, yes maybe my mom gets to go on a few extra vacations, now and then, but these are vacations for one person, not four! she’s not retired and i don’t know if she really ever will be able to either; or at least not for quite a while.

65,000/yr is just making it alone. nevermind with a family and it also depends where you live etc., but why do we do this to each other?

I absolutely make less than 17,000 a year. I am blessed enough atm to have a place to live because i certainly wouldn’t be able to afford one otherwise, but why be salty at the more than middle aged single mom for working hard to make her 100,000/yr her whole damn life? The person above me is so right.

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[sonofagvn]

[ blonde ]  what is your favorite type of music? favorite artist? favorite song? [ lime ]  describe yourself as a character / mix of characters you've always related to the most. [ emerald ]  bonus round: coffee or tea? morning or night? extroverted or introverted? hot or cold? fruits or vegetables? sweet or salty? [ mauve ]  give one random headcanon about your muse [ mulberry ]  what tips would you give someone with writer's block? [ fuchsia ]  bonus round: angst or fluff? one-liners or paras? plotting or winging it? memes or starter calls? single muse or multimuse?

[ blonde ]  what is your favorite type of music? favorite artist? favorite song?

Godddd, I think everyone hates this question. 💀 It varies. I love a lot of genres including rock, rap, pop, r&b. Favorite artists include...Nirvana, I Prevail, Big Sean, A$AP Mob, Rihanna, De La Soul, Lorde, Cranberries. So many more but don't get me started. Favorite songs include...All Apologies, Bounce Back, Zombies, Shabba, Team.

[ lime ]  describe yourself as a character / mix of characters you've always related to the most.

Damn, I never thought about it. Ummmm. I'm probably a mix of Bear from Reservation Dogs and the way RZA is portrayed in Wu Tang's show.

[ emerald ]  bonus round: coffee or tea? morning or night? extroverted or introverted? hot or cold? fruits or vegetables? sweet or salty?

Coffee all day. Night owl forever. Introverted af. Hot. Fruits. Sweet.

[ mauve ]  give one random headcanon about your muse

Actually does want to get his shit together but currently afraid to ask how. Hopeless romantic even though he shrugs it off 9.9x out of 10.

[ mulberry ]  what tips would you give someone with writer's block?

MUSIC. Preferably music with no vocals. So, listen to your favorite game/movie soundtracks. Also, for me, watching shows/movies helps kickstart my muse, too. If nothing works, that's your brain telling you to take a break and get some air. In that case, a walk or a run does the job. Or a good work-out.

[ fuchsia ]  bonus round: angst or fluff? one-liners or paras? plotting or winging it? memes or starter calls? single muse or multimuse?

Both? I'm 50/50. Too much of one or the other isn't always the best idea.

Paras for sure but one-liners is fun as well when you just want to vibe and not put into too much energy atm.

Winging it is the best but I'm not against plotting if my wp prefers that.

This blog is a single muse. I was debating turning it into a multimuse but decided against it. But, maybe in the future I'll make a multimuse blog. I'm still pretty new to tumblr rp so I'm trying to get my feet wet still.

[restnowyourhardshipisover]

The only exile take I’m inclined to share is that every angsty exile take should be set to Able Sisters. It’s canon, it’s how Tommy would want it, and it would lead to the crazy fans who don’t actually watch Tommy but project onto exile thinking Able Sisters is his trauma song.

[chivalrouswooly]

It’s also amazing how much people argue certain things that they haven’t even bothered to research. If you want to know about firearms (from bolt action to fully automatic), tanks, or mayyybe some history and actions in World War Two... I’m your man.

I probably know more about them than most people, and I could probably build first two in my garage (if I chose to).

[guild-snail]

w o r t h    i t  (also hey the influx of pvers this week has resulted in the most fun i’ve had in wvw in a while tbh ty to everyone out there giving it a go to get their cat!!!)

[loonylaluna]

PSA: Grocery stores are NOT BANKS!!

[silvertongued-trickster-arch]

isn’t it funny how both Dr Strange and Loki are skilled sorcerers, masters of their craft, formidable fighters. Yet, the MCU shows Strange shooting out spells at almost every opportunity, harnessing his powers in battle...... whereas Loki has been reduced to just......... stabby stab all the problems away.

[9equals1]

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[solivagant-muse]

Any headcanons about Gabriel May you thought about?

Oh boy, I can try.

I'm not sure if this is really a headcanon but just a small reflection/scenario but I don't know why I pictured Gabriel kinda walking through the streets when he awakens and taking in how much has changed around him/how much he hasn't seen and it gets me emotional. An odd moment of tranquility, anger and sadness intermingling in silent resentment. (Maybe a little comic idea for the future)

I see him smelling like leather, a dark musk, black amber even cardamom, also most probably blood (if I had to pick a perfume, that would be black excess, idk why he seems like a black excess type of guy).

I also agree with the community when they say that Gabriel is goth af and would enjoy gothic literature, I will die on this hill too. Let's add some love for the classics and world literature as well.

He probably would watch/re-watch series or movies he and Maddy were allowed to watch in the hospital. Anything he might have missed while he was... well... in a coma for 20+ years.

A "likes any animal that gives him affection" type of person.

I have no idea if he can eat through his mouth or shares tastbuds with his sister but I think he likes salty or spicy food more. Also, as snacks or drink: dark chocolate, coffee etc. Sweetest he'll go is with tiramisu.

I see him also being the type of person who cracks his/their?? knuckles a lot when stressed or just shows his uneasiness through his hands.

"The Little Prince" being his favorite childhood book? BRB crying atm