#saltburn;

[crownmemes]

Saltburn Sentences

(Sentences from Saltburn (2023). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I wasn't in love with him. I know everyone thought I was, but I wasn't."

"I loved him, of course. It was impossible not to love him. That was part of the problem."

"I loved him, but was I 'in love' with him?"

"So, how are you finding Oxford?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know your name?"

"There aren't any pictures of me as a kid."

"You're such a snob!"

"Do you think he'll be jealous?"

"'Home' doesn't mean the same for me as it does for you."

"Why don't you come home with me?"

"Stop being so frightening in front of my friends!"

"Oh, he's alright. He's just... Odd."

"I have a complete and utter horror of ugliness."

"Nothing shocks me. Absolutely nothing."

"I'm sorry my mum asked so many rude questions. Don't take it personally."

"I hope you don't mind, but I had them hang out an old school dinner jacket for you. We dress for dinner here, so I didn't want you to be caught short."

"I'm really happy that you're here. I'm sorry that everything is so old-fashioned."

"Fucking hell, you gave me a fright!"

"We're all cold-blooded. Hadn't you noticed?"

"I was a lesbian for a while, you know, but it was all just too wet for me in the end."

"You stupid little boy!"

"Oh, I was going to say, we should do something for your birthday! A proper party!"

"Oh! How about a fancy dress party? I can wear my suit of armour!"

"Is everything okay? You seem annoyed about something."

"Are you going to behave from now on?"

"God, I wish we didn't have to go to London!"

"I just wanted to be your friend."

"You really do notice everything, don't you?"

"I don't know what you are, but I do know you. You make my blood run cold."

"You don't need to be told, do you? You already know."

"You're not the only person here with feelings."

"I won't mention this to the police. That's all you'll get."

"Your politeness is so grating."

"How long are you planning on staying with us?"

"I can honestly say that these last few months have been the happiest of my life."

"Is there really ever such a thing as an accident?"

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[hvcklebury]

i'll eat you up i love you so!

if you saw this on twt no you DIDNT

[ethanmaldridge]

Vampire

[momochanners]

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Looks like *someone* rolled a Nat 20 in a Persuasion check and is mighty pleased about it…

[nessa007]

#she said stop being a fake fan lmao Rosamund Pike being interviewed for Saltburn (2023)

[filmreveries]

Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[conformi]

Emerald Fennell, Saltburn, 2023 VS Fauno Barberini, Glyptothek, München, 220 a.C.

[lovecrumbss]

Jacob Elordi in "Saltburn"

[glitterslag]

Also. All these bitches on tiktok who hyped it up to be the most shocking film ever seen are weak as fuck. Getting naked in the pouring rain and fucking the fresh grave of your deceased best friend/homoerotic idol is the tumblr girl's bread and butter

[idontbelievethehype]

Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.

[khaleesiofalicante]

This letterboxd review of Saltburn is sending me 😭

[mollspeak]

the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

[aridecs00]

Unreliable narrator that pretends that everything turned out the way he planned just to cope with the regret of what he had done.

[kittyrizzard]

[moxyphinx]

"I just thought, 'I really want to go and lounge around on some sofas and do absolutely nothing and drop some funny lines.'" ROSAMUND PIKE on playing ELSPETH CATTON in SALTBURN (2023)