#salt /

[serioussideblog]

If you have a salt lamp of any kind for any reason, keep it away from your pets.

I took this from Twitter because it's no joke. A lot of witches tend to keep these lamps so I felt it would be worth bringing up. Please be careful and safe! Nobody wants to lose a fur baby.

Even if you aren't a witch, still please keep this in mind!!!!!

[evilwriter37]

Stop acting like authors are forcing you to read their fics. There's a block button. There's tag filtering. There's the fucking back button. Maybe use those instead of throwing a fit.

[metamorphesque]

i don't pay attention to the world ending. it has ended for me many times and began again in the morning.

― Nayyirah Waheed, Salt

[389]

Inside Ukrainian Moria: Huge Artyomsol Salt Mine Deep Under Ground by Ivan R.

[sodium-bitch]

looks like shit

New iPhone Dashboard interface! Much more functional and much prettier.

If you haven’t yet, you can download Tumblr for the iPhone for free. Enjoy!

[savorytoothgirl]

Salted Honey Butter Sourdough Parker House Rolls

[wenclair-more-like-whenclair]

All it takes for a character to be interpreted as heterosexual is simply for the character to exist. A character can never kiss a member of the opposite gender, hook up with one, or show any signs of attraction and still be viewed as straight. Meanwhile, two members of the same gender can have the most intimate onscreen relationship, flirt, check each other out, show visible signs of being in love with the other, and somehow none of that is enough to even SUGGEST that they might be queer.

What a gross double standard. Sexuality is not “straight until proven otherwise” like so many believe it to be. Newsflash to all the straight normies out there, your favorite non labeled, sexuality unconfirmed character in your favorite show is NOT STRAIGHT just bc they haven’t been confirmed as queer. Use your fucking brains for once. It’s all about diving into media and picking up on subtext until that subtext suggests queerness. Then, suddenly, everyone loses their fucking ability to interpret a piece of media. Have you considered that: if all signs point to them being gay then maybe they actually really are just gay???

[scavengedluxury]

Salt mine, Ocna Mureș, 1930. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.

[sweetoothgirl]

Flourless Chocolate Cake with Salted Ganache

[celesse]

Because bland is boring 🧂🐱💢

[herpsandbirds]

Hey y'all, it has come to my attention that many of you crave that mineral…

And even though this is specifically a blog for non-mammalian creatures, I feel as if I should meet your basic biological needs.

So, I got y'all some salt licks. Feel free to lick the screen.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My mom suffers from a critical salt deficiency. This is a lie. She just started her life at a baseline of salt much below the average person. Also untrue. She just fuckin loves salt. That one’s real.

My mom’s boundless hunger for salt manifests in a few ways but it’s almost always met with outrage and to be honest I can’t fault the people who serve her food for being infuriated. She even salts her watermelon.

The most memorable occasion for me was at a creperie in Paris. My mom ordered a ham and cheese crepe. Our food arrived, it looked amazing. My dad and I reached for our silverware.

My mother reached for the salt.

It’s critical to know that she did not taste the crepe before reaching. We had no prior frame of reference for their baseline saltiness. Nevertheless. She automatically went straight to needing more salt.

I looked up and saw our server watching my mother with a look of pure indignation and rage. “Mom,” I said urgently, “You didn’t even try it yet.”

She waved me off and salted the crepe before taking a bite and nodding complacent enjoyment. The server did not return to our table of his own volition.

Most recently for her birthday we went to the aquarium. They had a little restaurant on site and my folks got fish and chips. Mom specified she would like salt and ketchup then waited for dad and I to go collect our food.

I picked up our food and asked the cook, “Is there salt packets?”

His head shot up in confused annoyance, “It’s well seasoned,” he said.

“Believe me. My mom would add salt to a salt lick, I won’t be allowed at the table if I don’t bring extra.”

He looked into my eyes and we shared a silent moment of suffering before he pointed to a tiny hidden bin of salt packets. I thanked him and brought my mom her food.

She salted the fries before tasting them and pronounced them very pleasant.

[maxyvert]

👻Ghost Lady process👻

The footage waited years for me, and finally it could become a lil video. >Finished illustration here<

[notchainedtotrauma]

A couple of hours ago, my father threw me a mass of letters from my bank he had intercepted for weeks because he wanted to dig in my "financial situation". This is the kind of household I live in, and this is probably the milder behavior. I've been dealing with increased OCD symptoms, undiagnosed but severe digestive problems, and fatigue, which means I basically had to pause even my side hustles and Patreon.

I need money for food, to buy clothing and to be able to regularly clean clothing (the laundromat isn't cheap), public transportation costs, storage items, toiletry items, and hardware/cookware.

PP: ccd4t@virginia.edu

K0fi

F*Raiser

[dionysusbisexual]

Shark Barbie 🦈