#salmon run: next wave

[liquidcrystalsky]

Is it true there are vegetables inside the Griller?

vebbies

[twipsai]

has anyone done this yet

[valevod]

Joe

[ranidspace]

more salmon run things i ripped from the files

(i dont know why it looks like that, here's an edited version)

[serafina-zephyr]

This sums up the horrorboros drop pretty well

[yourbeginneranimator]

[8bit-inkling]

i always say "good luck" and not "good luck have fun" at the start of every salmon run match because for the game to be fun the devs would have to remove flyfish permanently

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

heyyy Grizzco co-worker I saw your Splatnet post about how frontline employees are awful and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself do run to the shoreline to kill bosses, (I know, ugh) I am on your side. "one of the good ones" as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fresh you look but that's awesome

[naozuri]

Finally got the gold grizzco banner🎉

[thewisemankey]

Jesus fucking Christ, Glowflies have GOT to be the worst thing about Salmon Run in Splatoon ever. (Aside from Stingers.)

[liquidcrystalsky]

yall really wanna go to the splatoon universe because it'd be better there okay lets see what we have:

car centric infrastructure (theres rail, that goes to three places total)

dangerous non-union jobs which barely compensate for your labour

war over land and climate change

extreme propaganda to make you believe the enemy is people of a different race rather than the rich and powerful

near world ending events every few years

corporation backed genocide

[splatoonsongpolls]

Part of the Splatoon album cover tournament

[octolingplush]

what big big run felt like

[ranidspace]

SALMONID BLAST

Ripped these from Salmonid Field Guide

(if you ever want me to rip a texture or something from splatoon 3, just ask!!! i'd be happy to help!!!)

[chubby-aphrodite]

also frothy waters from splatoon 3 is the most hilarious piece of music ever composed because, as per the splatoon wiki's page on it,

The time signature changes very frequently as a result of the incrementing beats. While it starts at 4/4, it transitions to a 10/8 time signature, with every new measure adding a new beat, so 11/8, 12/8, all the way up to 25/8 at 0:50. The middle of the song starts with three measures of 6/8 and one measure of 10/8 before going to 7/8 until the section ends at 1:19. The final section of the song is similar to the first section except it gradually speeds up before ending.

which i guess explains why it sounds like insanity

i can only imagine how much of a bitch it was to compose, let alone play

[yourbeginneranimator]

“Salmonids can’t climb” MR GRIZZ YOU FUCKING LIAR