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Salem meet the Rusted Knight
Salem: *looking down at the pathetic man who dared enter her domain* Look at you, so pitiful, so... Weak. *Slowly walk to him, her eyes full of murderous intent* Why did you choose to die here, instead of with your friends?
RK: *trying to get up, but only managing to kneel before her* Salem...*His breath made a metallic sound, his helmet making him hard to understand*
Salem: *annoyed* Tsk, at least show me your face, if you are to die at my feet! *She uses her magic to remove the helmet* Now, what do... You...
RK: *looking at her defiantly, his eyes showing no fear* I might have failed to defeat you, but i gave my friends enough time to get away.
Salem: ... *turning her back with a bright blush* O-oh god, he's totally my type! His rugged beard, his silky soft hair... *Panicking* I-i can't kill him! *Look behind her, (Salem vision) seeing the perfect description of a noble knight and quickly turning her face back* AAAAH!
RK: ... *Coughing* Salem?
Salem: ... *Turning back to him, clearing her throat* C-congratulations, sir knight, you have won.
RK: ... *Blinking* W-what?
Salem: *shuffle* I-i won't destroy Remnant... B-but only if you stay with me!
RK: ... Excuse me, WHAT!?
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RK: *looking at the ceiling of the room* ... I can't believe the queen of grimm was my first time.
Salem: *snuggling with him* And how good for a first timer you were~. 47 hours, *chuckle* Ozma could never have done that in any of his incarnations~.
RK: So... You can use magic for contraception or?
Salem: What's... Contraception?
RK: ... Oh boy.
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GUYS HEAR ME OUT!
A strong but somewhat shy hunter (Sorcerer) marries one of the last members of an important family after having defeated the devil himself, and in the future shows their grandchildren.
Shy hunter (Sorcerer)
Last members of an important family.
Defeated the devil
#rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#white knight#rwby shitpost#rwby whiteknight#whiteknight#jujutsu kaisen#yuta okkotsu#maki zenin#yutamaki#salem rwby#ryomen sukuna
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• [ Killing is All That Matter ] 🔮
Salem my beloved 💏
Using @jookpubstock 's amazing ref !! :3c
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#rwby#art#my stuff#tyrian callows#cinder fall#mercury black#Salem rwby#sketch#shitpost#I realized it was June and had to sketch this up real quick#I’m like 90 percent sure someone else has done this but here we go :3#greenlight volume 10
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can you tell who my favorite rwby character is yet?
#rwby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#professor ozpin#qrow branwen#salem rwby#sparrows memes#rwby memes
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Frothing at the mouth because I just got back my Salem pics that I got with the incredible Adoyible (Molly Doyle) while at Cosplay America. These are gorgeous and vaguely unsettling, which is perfect.
Also got detail pics too which highlight the beading and of course my beloved Orb Son 🥰.
Edit: since this has blown up a bit, I would like to add the hilarious context that we shot in a hotel lobby right next to the breakfast bar at 8 in the morning. People were just eating eggs and meanwhile there was an eldritch horror in the corner. I also immediately went for coffee directly after the shoot, still in full cosplay. The folks there for a church retreat were VERY bamboozled.
Also, that first photo is barely edited at all. The background was a digital screen off to one side of the dining area. The moment it changed to abstract smoke, we were booking it across the lobby to be able to get a photo with that as our background before the screen changed again. Adoyible shoots with prisms and friends that hold lights so very little of the visual effects are edited in post. She is incredible as a photographer
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Place doubt into their minds, and any semblance of power they once had will wash away
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RWBY as Tweets
#rwby#rwby memes#rwby textposts#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect quotes#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#jaune arc#emerald sustrai#summer rose#cinder fall#winter schnee#salem rwby#raven branwen#bumbleby#rosebird#snowfall#i guess
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my full piece for the female rage zine!
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Salem: Heeyyy! What's Up! It's me!
Ruby: STOP!
Salem: I don't know how to impress upon you dat physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.
WBYJNOR Come rushing in
Jaune: Ruby We're here to help you! With what, I don't know but I really value our friendship!
Ozcar: oh my god look out for that son of a bitch!
Salem: It's really cute you're gonna defeat with de power of friendship or what all, but again, I am The Devil from The Bible, so, uh, I don't know how well that's going to work.
Ruby: You motherfucker, you didn't let me finish!
Salem: Okay, go ahead.
Ruby: This Power-
Salem: Eh- Dedeededede! Shutup, shutup, shutup- shutthefuckup- I'm the- I don't care, I'm the- I do not Care! You don't understand, I Came back here as a joke to have fun- This is not- This means nothing to me, you mean nothing to ME! Alright! You, and your little friends, are fucking annoying, this is why I stay in hell!
Salem: This is why I punish sinners! I am the good guy! Do you realize- I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE! I AM THE WINNER- OF- OF Everything!
Salem: God goes up there, and he plays with his friends, all like "oh Yeah, yeah, I donated to charity! Ededee~"
Ruby: Uh-
Salem: I GET TO KILL PEOPLE! I GET TO POKE THEM WITH- Hot- STICKS? ALL DAY! IT'S GREAT! *Magicking the relics over* GIVE ME THOSE! You don't get those! You've lost your stupid little privliges! Fuck you! Dipshit!
Salem: *lashes out with magic, Summoning a giant, world ending Grimm*
Salem: THIS IS NOTHING TO ME! YOU MEAN NOTHING! TO! ME! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING THING!
Jaune: Oh my god, she's fucking losing it entirely ...
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#salem rwby#rwby salem#oscar pine#source: sonic fandubs#source: snapcube
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Out Feyed
Jaune: Deal.
Salem: Very well. When you return to your mother her illness will have faded. Even the memory of the suffering will be gone in time.
Jaune: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Salem: I know. I know. Let’s just hope the price wasn’t too much for you… Only time will tell.
Jaune: So when do we start?
Salem: … If I may ask you to elaborate?
Jaune: You said you wanted my first born child.
Salem: Yes? And you agreed?
Jaune: Right so when do we start?
Salem:
Salem: *blushing* Ah.
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Happy Big 10 to Rwby
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Jaune Finally Snapped...
Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.
*one epic fight scene later*
Salem: Ahhh!!!!
Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....
*lop Salem limbs's off*
Gyahhh!!!!
What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.
Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.
Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...
*starts to slowly regenerate*
Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.
Salem: Uhmmm....
Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...
*starts sharpening pole*
And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...
Salem: What the fuck dude?!
You're a monster!
Meanwhile
Weiss: S-should we stop him?
Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.
Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?
Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!
So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...
I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.
I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#jaune x yang#yang x jaune#dragonslayer rwby#dragonslayer#rwby dragonslayer#salem rwby#yuji itadori#rwby shitpost#dungeon soup#this is canon
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Rwby Oz AU, I WOULD HAVE made Ozpin oz cause he’s named after him but if you’ve seen wicked and the back story part of RWBY or the musical wicked I think you’ll get why he is scarecrow (?) !! Ruby is Dorothy her dog Zwei is Toto, Penny is tin man (could have also been Weiss so it can switch..), Ozpin is scarecrow, Salem is the wicked witch, and Jaune is cowardly lion but I didn’t draw yet😞
(NOT MY USUALY ART BUT I LOVEEE RWBY AND WANTED TO SHARE MY IDEA!! I MIGHT POST MORE IF PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT!)
#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby au#rwby ruby rose#rwby ozpin#rwby penny#penny polendina#ruby rose#professor ozpin#salem#salem rwby#wicked#wizard of oz#jaune arc#weiss schnee
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another trend I saw on twitter
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