#saint kristen

[gothboyboogie]

who am i to deny the people what they want

[fagueroth-faeth]

and what if i cry?? what then?

RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE

[emiuli]

" Kristen, we are, I am afraid, star-crossed" *ੈ✩

[cariocake]

personally i feel like achieving sainthood should constitute an immediate passing of cleric classes at aguefort the same way finding the rogue teacher is an immediate pass for rogue classes

[oneluckygoose]

Look lets be honest, we all know student body president doesn’t do SHIT in high school and none of what they do affects anything for any students. With this thought in mind, would you rather vote for the preppy, annoying, “better than everyone because I believe I deserve it” girl who cheats the system you have to deal with, or the coolest girl in school who is kind to everybody and saved the world THREE TIMES because of that fucked system, and also did a sick shrimp jump at this cool party everyone was invited to without discrimination

[banchiedoingart]

AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT, NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT

[glitteringobliteration]

i simply NEED for buddy dawn to come back having met helio and seen that kristen was right about him.

thinking a lot about ylfa snorgelsson’s “i met death and death wanted me to live”

vs kristen applebees’ “why is there so much suffering in the world?” being met with “catch ya later” from helio.

helio doesn’t give a fuck who lives or dies, not even his chosen one. why would he give a fuck about buddy?

i can’t help but pity him. and i can’t help but want the best for him once he returns.

[ewwww-what]

Kristen Applebees spotted staring at Fig Faeth mid-prayer again, which could mean nothing.

[brennan-lee-mother]

Kristen is so Saint that her clone is also canonised by redeeming a corrupted version of Cassandra through self-sacrifice

[roll-for-gaslight]

Hot take: if they had been even a little bit more involved in s1, the Thistlesprings would have been good people to take in Kristen!

They're open in a way that directly contradicts everything her parents were against, including about sex and such! She would have actually had adults in the home that she would be able to talk to about it! Also, they're really dedicated and I think would so a better job of checking up with her! Not that Jawbone and Sandra Lynn are doing a bad job, they're just super outnumbered as things are! The Thistlesprings are less busy! Plus I think it's be cute for her and Gorgug to get more screen time together (especially when you consider that he's the first person she talked to in Freshman year idk I think that's nice).

To add to the bit of it all, it would make Kristen and Gorgug siblings to further cement the whole they're-slowly-becoming-one-big-family thing

[klynnlastname]

N/A - tallahasseemp3 / thoughts of a stray iii - m.a.w / The Devotion - Fletcher Sibthorp / N/A - sainticide / Your Best American Girl - Mitski / Kristen Applebees - caitmayart / The Sun Is Also A Star - Nicola Yoon

Saint Kristen Applebees of Cassandra; The Goddess of Mystery and Doubt

[pecan-jelly]

Saint Kristen Applebees my beloved

[the-littlest-laney]

kristen and cassandra

[emiuli]

Commission ✨

[jadeinretrogrde]

sklonda hearing kristen is running for president

[hankandmonty]

Kristen Applebees the Saint of lesbianism

The lol wolf song def gave the gals gassing you up to your ex vibes