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Juno: For my detective class I need to do a year of felonies
Rita: You get to do a year of committing felonies!
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
#we would get a nice coffee cake or pie or streusel#and then make a big batch of coffee#and she and my cousins and other family would just sit around chitchatting#and my grandma always said to call it 'cake and coffee'#so the guests didn't expect dinner#it was like code for be gone before dinner
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I am back from Moana 2. Spoiler free initial thoughts:
While I don't think it was as bad as I thought it would be it also was not what I would call good? It was okay. I think the setup/lore is not very well thought out and it just expects us to accept a lot of it cuz things are happening. They really needed to spend more time worldbuilding. The songs aren't as memorable, but there were one or two that I think are solid. I think there are too many characters and literally Moana's crew is just a copy and paste of Buzz Lightyear's crew from Lightyear. Just as I predicted.
You could really tell though that this was meant to be a series. The narrative flow of it was not as smooth for a movie and I can break up each part as if it was "ah and now this is an episode and this is an episode." At some point I also felt like 'this feels like a video game level and I am meeting an NPC that just directs me to the next section.' So that wasn't great. I'm ngl there were some parts where I was bored or felt like it dragged on too long.
But what we ARE eating GOOD though is all that DELICIOUS Moana and Maui content. Their relationship and interactions are so sweet and when they're reunited again it's literally like seeing two puzzle pieces fit back together and they are well oiled machine. They worked so well together that it kind of makes painfully obvious that we didn't really need the other characters at all. Seeing them and their maturing dynamic was worth it alone.
Overall it was. Okay. I am still kind of nervous where they plan to take this franchise now cuz it's clear they want to do more. And why wouldn't they, Moana is probably the only few things keeping Disney afloat from their mediocrity streak. Did this break the streak? I can't really say it did, but it wasn't a bad time. Not like Wish or Frozen 2 was a bad time. But the possibility of seeing more Moana and Maui adventures is still a bit exciting.
7/10.
#my cousin said I was being very generous#I was gonna rate it a 6/10#but Moana and Maui really carried that movie so for them alone I will give them an extra point#I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH#the little extra Moana gets at the end is peak i can't believe we manifested that#moana 2#moana
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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy
#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi#they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see#anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad#that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa#also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds#while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls#i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7#the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed#ffkldjflkdfds#ts4#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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met my godson for the first time yesterday, and he shares a name with a certain character,,,,
#no literally.. imagine my shock when my cousin said he named his kid vladimir SGHAHSAHSAH#dont worry guys im gonna avengers endgame MWIII#might take me a few years tho#LMAO BUT FR THO!! MY GODSON'S SO CUTE.. HE'S SO ROUND#I WANTED TO SQUISH HIMMMM#anyway good morning!! gonna play stardew valley teehee#my art#2024#tim rambles#call of duty#cod#makarov cod#vladimir makarov
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DP x DC Prompt #42
Billy's pretty pleased with his ability to keep his secret identity a secret from the League. The only ones who might know are Batman and his crew, but that was to be expected.
So, he's a little surprised when he spots a new hero who has joined Justice League: Dark who looks a lot like his cousin. Like, a lot a lot. Give him black hair and blue eyes, and that's Danny ... Oh holy shit Phantom's Danny! When did Danny become a ghost?
Billy hopes Danny won't tattletale to his mom. That'd be a nightmare.
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#billy batson#danny fenton#justice league#danny and billy are cousins#because i said so#who's gonna stop me?#the government?#i don't BELIEVE in the government#anyway#i've been reading a lot of billy & danny stories because i don't know much about shazam#and i was like#huh what if those two chuckleheads were related?#because that's my favorite trope apparently#make danny related to any dc character#hope y'all enjoy this one#stay safe out there
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Adam Page: international playboy
#aewedit#wrestlingedit#adam page#hangman adam page#hangman page#pwx wrestling#cwf mid atlantic wrestling#my gif#hanger gif#ik this isn't aew but he is an aew talent and that's the only tag that is activefjvhbjh#he is fascinating to me bc he said on renee's podcast that before marrying he'd been with his wife on and off since high school#and that he didn't know anything about dating bc he's been like a one girl man for the most part#yet here's here trying to be all suave and flirty but it mostly comes across like awkward and adorable like????#i love him so bad i wanna cry 😭#also obsessed with the fact that he doesn't miss a chance to tell the world he is a freakgfjnfjkgnj#question for people more knowledgeable on adam page lore are the girls he's hugging in the audience just 2 random girls he went to hug#bc that'd be unbrearably cute fr lol#or did he know them already or are they like his cousins that'd make things awkward for this gifset lmao#i'd have to delete probs#his smile is so fking cute i will *** myself
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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.
When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"
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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.
#epic the musical#epic spoilers#Itacha saga#penelope#Odysseus#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed#The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree#Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off#Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love#Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree#Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive#Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid#Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out#Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that#He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen#Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy#Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense#Option 2#Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown#Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies#Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove#She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday
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A bunch of little things I did today out of boredom :3
These are all so low effort and bad I don’t even feel like putting a wm on them
#I somehow managed to convince my cousin to watch md#ig I yapped about it too much to her and she got interested#she saw N and uzi and immediately said ‘do they like each other’ 💀#we only got through half of ep 1 tho cuz she’s busy#do NOOOT look at their hands in the second pic I didn’t feel like making them look good#murder drones#murder drones art#murder drones fanart#murder drones shitpost#md#md art#md fanart#md shitpost#serial designation n#sdn#n murder drones#n md#md n#n dog#n fanart#uzi#uzi doorman#uzi murder drones#md uzi#uzi fanart#serial designation v#sdv#v murder drones#v md#v fanart
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Book Fiyero: *immediately recognizes Elphaba and stations himself at the backdoor to prevent her from evading him, stalks her halfway across town to her aerie (even though at that point in time she was only a college friend he hadn’t seen in five years), insists on seeing her again, instinctively goes to comfort her when she first cries, gets sucked into increasingly deep and fraught conversations with her about collateral damage and freedom fighter terrorism, calls her the “most individual, the most separate, the most real” DURING AN ARGUMENT, says he adores Elphaba’s looks IN THAT SAME ARGUMENT, doesn’t understand Elphaba’s “being born with a talent or an inclination for goodness is the aberration” comment because (implied) he sincerely believes Elphaba isn’t evil, changes his mind about the plight of the Animals all by himself but doesn’t mention it to Elphaba because he is afraid she would distance himself from him, buys scarves for both his wife and Elphaba even though only Elphaba likes scarves, is so concerned for Elphaba and her dangerous Lurlinemas Eve mission that he stalks her instead of staying at his club or just leaving town altogether, and is so worried about her that he returns to the aerie just to see her*
Also Book Fiyero: Am I in love with Elphaba?
#😭😭😭😭😭😭#wicked#wicked meta#wicked book#faeyero#fiyeraba#re reading wicked and i am crying#maybe the musical was right all along in making him the scarecrow#jk fiyero’s wicked smart no pun intended#i think he was protecting himself subconsciously from heartache#because he had sarima and the kids#if he got in too deep with elphie…well…#but sarima believing he was a little in love with glinda makes me laugh so hard. so off base#honestly the intensity with which fiyero just latched onto elphaba when he sees her again. real I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE HER AGAIN vibes#it almost makes me wonder#because it’s been five years dude#crope saw her too#but he didn’t stalk her halfway across town just to say hi#and he knew her for much less time than glinda boq crope AND tibbett. they literally had only (1) line of dialogue during the shiz years#don’t get me wrong#typically when you have to ask yourself if you love that person the answer is usually no#but i think in this case actions speak louder than words#no shade to musical fiyero btw he also got the sauce. especially bailey!fiyero oh god#but book fiyero is something else#‘my wife is from nest hardings’ ELPHABA WAS BORN IN NEST HARDINGS#he could have said ‘my girlfriend or friend or cousin’ but nooo it had to be wife#also the fact that he refused to sleep with sarima’s sisters or be unfaithful to sarima because he didn’t want to compromise his power#but then sleeps with elphaba when she sheds (1) tear#i’ll shut up now
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I keep forgetting to post this kinda kickass lego pic I did as a comm for a relative last year. pretty different from my usual schtick but I'm still super proud of it!
#taffy art#commission#lego#lego city adventures#i had never heard of this show before my cousin messaged me#but I was basically told I would get to draw a cute punk criminal lady stealing a truck and throwing dynamite at a cop#and i said hell yeah I'm down for that#the dynamic is probably not like that in the show but the punk dynamite lady is the protagonist in my heart#also can you tell my favorite part of making this was the explosion
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My otp! (THIS IS A JOKE /SRS)
#my art#my doodles#my cousin told me to do this and my dumb ass said YES ABSOLUTELY!#this is satire do not take it serious#I beg#princess celestia#mlp#mlp celestia#rottmnt leo#rottmnt future leo#rottmnt#f!leo#Peepaw leo#art#dumbass stuff#by me
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oh no im stupid i just checked their heights again
#XELQUA SHOULD NOT BE THAT HEIGHT 5 YEAR OLDS ARE 3 FEET TALL ...#i remembered i write grian being 5'0 and then i was like.. oh right what does that look like next to.... oh no#i dont accurately draw heights bc ... i cannot be bothered... but its funny when i say things and its ridiculous#when i said xelqua was small for his age i didn't realize just how small...hes.. so bébé...#BUT like i also said it goes up and down sometimes ^_^ ! confusing for grian#xelqua doesnt quite ever make it to 3 feet but he gets close#idk why im so surprised by 5 year olds being 3 feet tall i remember my cousin being that age and she was at my stomach adkghjkda#picturing heights in my head is not easy#grian: i dont know why hes so small. i feed him ! (grian was that height at that age)
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It's Waddle Dee Wednesday again. Of course I had to draw the two most iconic Waddle Dees of all time!!
#sailor waddle dee#bandana waddle dee#bandee#waddle dee#waddle dee wednesday#i bet you weren't expecting two posts from me in one week#that being said#don't get used to it i almost died getting them both out#sorry to waddle post two weeks in a row#i hadn't yet draw saidee digitally so i took the opportunity#nothing particularly special about this#at all. of course! just two ordinary waddle dees#but i did have to make custom brushes for the logos in the background#it was fun#saidee and bandee are for sure friends.. i think they could be related. like cousins#But i don't know what i want for them yet#my art
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There's something alarming about the continuing trope of an Alberich father putting their hopes and dreams on their sons, but their sons are dreaming of something else like, oh, I don't know, living a normal life? Not finding the world unfair? Have no burden concerning their lineage?
#kaeya#kaeya alberich#caribert#caribert alberich#in modern AU caribert would have been kaeya's favorite cousin there i said it#whoah calm down alberich daddies thats not how you treat your children#alberich dads: “i love my son very much so i am gifting them all of these responsibilities”#alberich sons: “father why?-”#ALBERICH COUSINS ANGST LETS GOOOOOOO#alternatively remember my theory of there being 3 alberich brothers?#one is clothar#another is Kaeya's father#and the last one is pierro hihihi#i eat alberich family drama like its a snack#nomnom yes pls more angst#perhaps being family of the 5 is also being cursed#ONE MORE THING: Kaeya being afraid to becoming a parent due to his family's abysmal track record lmao
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leave him alone?? he is literally a baby???
#wrestling#wwe#summerslam#solo sikoa#the bloodline#wweedit#wrestlingedit#my gifs#solo quick get behind me!!#i would fight all 97 of your cousins for those big sad puppy eyes idc#dont worry i have catholic family i have experience#an innocent cherub angel baby who has never done wrong#a 31 year old 6ft 2in 250lb tattooed wrestler baby. yes.#the minute he did that scream i said baby you know you just made a meme out of yourself 😭
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