#said affectionately

[sugarwarachan]

touchstarved!monoma who is constantly hovering around you, trying to rile you up just so you’ll fucking notice him for once

touchstarved!monoma who would literally rather die than admit he’s developed a crush on you

touchstarved!monoma who suggests that you two date to improve each other’s ratings: "it’s not like I need it, but you need all the help you can get, don’t ya sweets?"

touchstarved!monoma who texts you ideas throughout the day of how to fool the press, each one more elaborate and ridiculous than the next: "What if we bungee jump into a bed of flowers that spells out Monoma x y/n forever?" (he's fully buying roses and texting ochaco for backup quirk use)

touchstarved!monoma who has you tucked against his chest the entire press tour, sneaking kisses whenever he can, laying his hand on your thigh, rubbing his thumb on your lower back

touchstarved!monoma who eats you out in the back of the limousine, knees hitched over his shoulders, trademark smirk on his lips, "couldn’t resist me after all, could you princess?"

touchstarved!monoma who makes sure you're official before he fucks you in front of his office window, "let me you show you off gorgeous, press those perfect little tits against the window - yeah, that’s it, make sure the whole city knows you’re mine"

a/n: ♡⃕ other touchstarved!mha headcanons here. accepting requests <3

[izelleon]

can this bitch just wake up already!!!!!

[nameuserlee]

Rafayel — Gem Affection 🍇 ✨

✨- Screenshots -✨

✨- Kindled scene -✨

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This card is the reason I committed the full 200 pulls. Just… oh my god.

I’m usually not affected by FOMO but this time? It hit me like a truck.

I’m happy I got it though, I think I like Rafayel more than I thought. He’s been growing on me a lot…

[elementalladymallorie]

"He's gotta do a dex save for a comet." "It's a meteor. They're different."

-Marisha and Nerd Travis.

[adhd-coyote]

To my mutuals and followers: no I am not sorry about the reblog spam of clone trooper content. I am Sad and I Love Them. Be miserable with me.

[ahalliance]

phil use ur powers of discord dms to ask etoiles to play together instead of lurking in his chat

[lil-shiro]

ann as promised here’s the hypothetical scenario that i turned over in my brain thanks to your hilariously true tags (this is all occurring over text btw)

esteban: hey pierre! hope your parents are coping well with the giant snowstorm :)

pierre’s brain: omg esteban’s asking me about my parents. after all these years? he still CARES about ME. i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him etc.

pierre: how did you know my parents were dealing with snow? are you stalking me?!?!?

esteban: …what?

no you dumbass

as you like reminding the whole world we literally grew up 30 min from each other

my parents mentioned it to me. figured your parents would be affected too?

dumbass

pierre: oh

    right

    yeah, they’re doing okay. 

    (after typing and deleting and retyping and deleting and retyping x infinity) how are your parents doing?

esteban: they’re okay

thanks for asking.

esteban’s brain: he asked how my parents are doing. after all these years. he still cares. i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him etc.

charles, lance, mick, jack, etc.: *bashing head against wall in background*

the situation is so them because they are SO stupid. pierre is like "out of sight out of mind" @ este yet cannot shut up about him, yet gets defensive from the smallest things. like a snappy little dog. and este loves to think he's the voice of reason (which he is) but folds so quick when pierre reciprocates anything/

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Remember to mute your diehard swiftie moots today before the impending flood

[flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop]

Ted Lasso season 4 is happening which means I need TedBecca to happen stat

[valiantlyelegantwizard]

This season is truly the spiritual sequel to Go-Onger in that there isn’t a single brain cell on this team

Just vibes and vroom vroom noises

[parasitoidism]

I love to eat sinking pellet with my friends

[onlyseokmins]

Happy No Nut November, you filthy freaks

[eelektrik]

i thought i just saw a post about my beautiful baby girl geralt of rivia but no it was that stupid twink from lotr

[sumetal]

you know bro is cooked when they're comparing the ship to gilgamesh and enkidu

[astronautbeans]

i have a pretty consistent writing style, right? it's always pretty serious, it's got some pretty words in there, but i'm consistent.

AND THEN COMES JARON. THE SECOND I WRITE ABOUT THIS STUPID GUY MY WRITING BECOMES SO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HATE HIM

[wispcherry]

we don't have time to mourn him or lament the end of the world. grab that limp white boy like a wet noodle and get out of here.