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touchstarved!monoma who is constantly hovering around you, trying to rile you up just so you’ll fucking notice him for once
touchstarved!monoma who would literally rather die than admit he’s developed a crush on you
touchstarved!monoma who suggests that you two date to improve each other’s ratings: "it’s not like I need it, but you need all the help you can get, don’t ya sweets?"
touchstarved!monoma who texts you ideas throughout the day of how to fool the press, each one more elaborate and ridiculous than the next: "What if we bungee jump into a bed of flowers that spells out Monoma x y/n forever?" (he's fully buying roses and texting ochaco for backup quirk use)
touchstarved!monoma who has you tucked against his chest the entire press tour, sneaking kisses whenever he can, laying his hand on your thigh, rubbing his thumb on your lower back
touchstarved!monoma who eats you out in the back of the limousine, knees hitched over his shoulders, trademark smirk on his lips, "couldn’t resist me after all, could you princess?"
touchstarved!monoma who makes sure you're official before he fucks you in front of his office window, "let me you show you off gorgeous, press those perfect little tits against the window - yeah, that’s it, make sure the whole city knows you’re mine"

a/n: ♡⃕ other touchstarved!mha headcanons here. accepting requests <3
#this asshole#said affectionately#monoma neito#sugarwarachanwrites#bnha smut#bnha x reader#mha smut#boku no hero academia#monoma x reader#neito monoma#monoma neito smut#monoma smut#neito x reader#mha monoma#bnha monoma#bnha headcanons#tw: (n)sfw
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Are you kidding me. Poor Eragon!
Making him train to a point he has 4-5 flares everyday! And it's not just pain, he's straight up convulsing on the floor!
He has memory gaps, can't focus, nothing! Because of it! "I might lose myself" oh poor poor boy
Eragon on the floor after having 3 flares while fighting and 2 more while performing Rimgar... and all Oromis tells him is "Do it again". Come on
Also do not like Oromis poisoning Eragon's food and letting him go hungry when he isn't sure if it's poisoned or can't neutralize the poison. Gosh
#oromis#this asshole#good god what is this man on#are you trying to kill eragon?#eragon#the inheritance cycle#eldest
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How anyone thinks this guy was trying to save everyone in the killing game confounds me.
Because this little asshole is the kid on the playground who has an invisible shield that blocks all attacks, and a magic flamethrower that does a bazillion damage.
He's got the same mentality as the Riddler. He wants to win and be proven the smartest guy at any give moment, especially in the eyes of the local detective, and the mastermind calling the shots. Even though he has very little skill to back that up, besides smack talk and bouts of wit.
My interpretation of Kokichi is that he, like everyone is, is in fact a child. Unlike most though, he's a child who isn't taking the game seriously. And that tends to lead to problems.
#kokichi ouma#drv3 kokichi#danganronpa kokichi#danganronpa#drv3#drv3 killing harmony#danganronpa drv3#this asshole#a lot like one of those playground bullies#He just wants to be on top#And if he is the Riddler#That does make Shuichi Batman.
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Beast Wars Depth Charge
#beast wars#depth charge#poll#maccadam#transformers#smash or pass#not quite batman not quite aquaman#this asshole#once again a reason bw s3 shouldve been less rushed#hes very cringefail i think he shouldve had more screen time#he and rampage almost felt like an afterthought and thats a shame bc they couldve had a compelling mutual hatred#that said it kind of did feel like they were trying to replace dinobot with a different asshole w a heart of gold character#so watching the show the first time i had a huge grudge against him#bc he will NEVER be dinobot
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THE ONE SHOT OF SCARA IN THE ARLECCHINO ANIMATED SHORT

YOU!!!!
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Doodles of this little bitch here
@sychenb chat with him traumatized me in a way you don’t want to know 😭
#sebastian sallow#hogwarts legacy#chav sebastian#he would fight against the feminism#this asshole#I hate him#damn him for being so charming
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the boyfriend level (derogatory)
#nothing has made me this mad in a long time#I CANT EVEN HANG UP MY DIPLOMA WTF#this asshole#unpacking#unpacking game
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Hey so if anyone was ever wondering how many bowls of ramen is too many to eat in one sitting, Chuu just answered the question for you. All over my living room floor.
#I'd kick his ass if I wouldn't have to clean up all the blood too#this asshole#he visits three times a year and makes 10 messes while he's here every damn time#chu yyh#yusuke urameshi#yu yu hakusho#yyh rp#yyh#yyh rp blog
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if this absolute porker doesn’t get off my blanket so that i can go to sleep, istg, we’re FIGHTINGGG

#sleeping like a fucking baby knowing that i have to get up at 5 a.m. tomorrow#this asshole#the loml and my greatest enemy#GET AWFF
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Just got given this asshole. I'm considering sending him out into the wasteland
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Meet the dreaded Steve in his demon form. I finally made what he roughly looks like.
@fanofstuff01
So he's kind of like a dragon demon? I thought that would look pretty cool.
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“You don’t get to tell me about sad” is so 💀 because if we step back and think Joe hasn’t gone through hardship the way Taylor has. Just based on what we know about the both of them. Like Taylor lost both of grandparents at the age of 13 while Joe he lost them in his late 20s early 30s, Taylor’s parent are divorced Joe’s parents are still together, both of Taylor’s parents had cancer Joe’s parents based on what he know never had cancer, Taylor really had to build her career with the support of her parents of course but Joe had it easy it was pretty much handed to him by Ang Lee. Taylor’s career almost ended because of Kimye Joe’s only shit is that he can’t get any acting roles. I can keep going. And he had the audacity to name a group chat called “tortured men club” what that that fucking shit is called.
LITERALLY 💀💀💀
#he’s a whiny sad man#who has everything#and I’m convinced he still acted like Taylor has it all#and has no reason for being sad#this asshole
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Drew: bring Wiley [gives useless dialogue on how that means Scout won't be alone] Gives me a chance to be with the people that matter-- You. [100 years of pause] Scout. Wiley. Me: So... leave Amelia? wtf, sir. You don't pay attention to your own kid.
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looked my boyfriend in the eyes and told him i loved him (normal, everyday interaction) and he looks back at me and goes “pretty good”
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