#safe cleaners

[luckystorein22]

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[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 97

Hear me out. You listening? Reading? Good. 

 Cryptid batfam, but they’re very ecto-contaminated. I mean, in some continuities they straight up have a lazarus pit in the batcave. At least five of them have died before! Everyone in Gotham is ecto-contaminated in some way or the other- there’s a reason normal poisons don’t really work or how they’re not lead poisoned despite Gotham canonically being half made in its entirety with lead mixed in. Now everyone is variously ecto-contaminated, some more than others. But the batclan, who have a lazarus pit? Who have died and returned or been born from those waters? 

Liminal. Hella liminal. That pit is exposed, there’s nothing stopping the ecto energy! There’s already another lazarus pit under Gotham itself! And curses! And several pits of hell and temples to gods! Batman canonically had a portal opened on top of him by Barbatos- hell he was the portal. Sound familiar? 

Now imagine you are a normal goon. You might have a bit of eye-shine, but that’s nothing new here in Gotham. You’re a henchman, you do the job, get paid, hope you don’t die, and go home to pay your bills. Batman? No idea what that is, you think it’s some sort of hazing. Robin? Yeah right. But you swear that light was on over there, you know you put those boxes up in the proper way, so how did it fall? That window didn’t have a crack on it, and you can feel eyes on you. And it’s not the way you’re used to, like a mugger or something, no this is something worse. 

 This is something actively hunting you, and you can’t tell where it is. 

[sideblogdotjpeg]

i am not immune to launchpad sol and albin thoughts

[forbydorbies]

Beach trip with draincleaner!!

Drain cleaner is so excited to get to the beach!

We’re finally down here and they’re admiring the view of the ocean.

There’s this odd seagull that won’t go away.

No, drain you can’t eat the seagull.

Theres some cool rockpools near by and drain is quite fond of the rockpools now.

Drain is on top of the world!!

No, you can’t swim in the rock pools! You’ll get wet and all soggy!

Admire them from afar. They’re beautiful aren’t they?

They want to go through this gap but I’m not quite sure… we don’t know what’s on the other side or in the middle!

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

mixed origin systems are just regular systems.

[witheredgardenparty]

I will never forgive a single one of you

[jhscdood]

we are missing out on a huge opportunity for Jason Todd to be a force of Chaotic Good

[crowempress]

I got hired btw!! It's nothing fancy just a seasonal housekeeping job for the summer but it's a Job and it pays above min wage so it's a win

[wunderdunkles]

Look at this fabulous little man

Greeb's still a dusty little guy but at least he can slay now

[this-doesnt-endd]

Lowkey miserable in college

[secretceremonials]

look, i love being a woman, but I wish I didn’t feel so violently suicidal for 10 days before my period xx

[404shcats]

Headmate intros:

Ange

Likes: hyperpop, the color pink, anything frank iero is involved in

Dislikes: exotrauma, syscourse (oh my god fuck syscourse that is the dumbest bullshit I have ever heard of), transmeds

Gender: “cis man” (some say I’m too cute to be cisgender (/ref) but in reality I’m too lazy to be trans) (it was all a lie, surprising no one I’ve been a trans girl this whole time)

Pronouns: he/him (ok with any, just don’t be boring with it) (I take the back I am now begging you to use she/her for me. pretty please)

Signoff: 💖

[dustwereturn]

feeling overstimulated on this blog tbh, might move? i’m just so overwhelmed by shit that’s been sitting forever. i have a lot of free time this week so i’m thinking i’ll slowly start the move and make a clean start. might take some muses off my roster, will def keep most. i need a new start.

[beskad]

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[tea-earl-grey]

the bad news is that my mom ordered a new cleaner that has massively triggered my asthma to the point that several hours later i can't leave my room without having a coughing fit and chest pains even if i'm wearing an kn95.

the good news is that i'm getting food delivered to my bedroom door while binging voyager all evening.

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

No, y'know why else we need gender neutral bathrooms? Because there's always a line for the women's bathroom and never for the men's.

Like it seems common sense to make two identical sized bathrooms for men and women but. it. is. not. Female bladders are smaller on average so women have to pee more often, not to mention the fact that going to the bathroom to pee takes longer for women usually (an urinal is a lot faster). So if there are as many toilets in the men's room as in the women's bathroom, the women will have too little space and the men too much. (And usually the men get more because of the aforementioned urinals)

Therefore gender neutral bathrooms with closed off stalls and maybe a small room with urinals on the side.