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thefriendoforatioisdead · 28 days ago

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Can i make a confession ? For all my life I've breen brushing my teeth wrong, even after dentists told me, even after posters in the school corridors told me, even after commercials told me, I brushed my teeth wrong because nobody tells me what to do and since my teeth haven't fallen off then nothing's wrong !

But ever since Doctor Pam said it...I've started brushing it correctly and you know what guys ? It does work better.

So let it be remembered that I owe my teeth's health to the power of lesbianism

#I'm weak #I bought the face cleaner they were selling in Pluto too #I think they should start putting drug and alcohol prevention adds in gls #and gamble and driving safety #it would work so well on the queer population #I hope this is a safe space for this kind of confession #maybe I feel that my teeth are whiter just because of placebo effect #but it doesn't matter #we all love doctor Pam and we all listen to her #us #us the series #pam #dokrak #pam x dokrak #pamrak

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