#sad wet men

[mossflavouredbaby]

~~ BARBIE GIRL™ ~~

Imagination, life is your creation.....

Alan is absolutely thank you blursbian on YouTube for their wonderful inspiring edit lol :))))))

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[thewhumpcaretaker]

The Song A Wonderful Life by The Hurts, a Hurt/Comfort Masterpiece

I'm obsessed with this song and I need to talk to you about it. As a hopeless romantic, I want it to play everywhere, it's so romantic. And as a dacryphiliac, I can't believe it plays on the radio, it's so erotic.

TW: suicidal ideation, crying

We open with him standing on a bridge.

"On a bridge across the Severn on a Saturday night, Susie meets the man of her dreams."

He's already so emotional he's just standing out on a bridge, presumably considering suicide because we keep seeing imagery of a man falling into water, and then he meets the future love of his life. This interpretation is confirmed by Theo Hutchcraft, who stated in an interview, "It's basically based on two extremes: the first being a man who wants to kill himself and the second being love at first sight. He's standing on the bridge about to jump and he's stopped by a woman. They see each other and fall in love. She basically says, 'Come with me, it's all going to be fine'." I'm already so invested.

"Susie grabs her man and puts a grip on his hand as the rain puts a tear in his eye."

May I reiterate? She grabs her man and puts a grip on his hand. As the rain. Puts a tear. In his eye. I'm going to perish.

"Driving through the city to the temple station, he cries into the leather seat."

He cries. Into the leather seat. Picture this with me. Susie called him a cab so she could take him home because she doesn't want him to be alone in this state. He's all wet from the rain. He's hiding his whole face, either by twisting around into his own seat, or collapsing forward onto the back of the one in front of him. An utterly anguished position either way. Tears rolling down the leather. Raindrops rolling down the window. He's probably making soft little moans. Susie's probably rubbing his back and his hair and saying nice things that make him love life again. Fuuuuuuuuuck.

"So she throws him at the wall and kisses burn like fire, and suddenly he starts to believe."

He starts to believe!!! He starts to believe. She literally saved his life by taking him home to fuck, and presumably fall in love and live happily ever after. Pulled him straight out of suicidal despair. Oh my god, I still don't know who Susie is but she's my hero. It's a wonderful life, guys. It's such a wonderful life.

[eyesthecolorofarson]

dead serious where Danny is fucking pathetic. Phantoms a great superhero! He’s competent, kind, charismatic, so funny, and got his species human rights!

Danny?

Absolute wet rag of a man.

He can’t cook, he can’t sleep, he’s gifted which means he gets good grades but doesn’t know how to study so big shit he needs to study for he fails, he fails at every social interaction he takes part of, he can’t dress, he can’t fucking sleep, he’s sad and pathetic and useless.

And Damian fucking loves it.

He’s so much like his mother it hurts. They both love pathetic, wet cats of men. He can be smart enough for the both of them. And egotistical. And good looking. And a cook. He can be everything, he’s happy as long as Danny exists by his side.

Tim: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Damien: He makes me laugh

Danny: works hard and gets good results as Phantom

Damien: 🙄🥱

Danny: sets his kitchen on fire trying to microwave takeout and takes so much melatonin he accidentally overdoses and needs to be rushed to the hospital but when he wakes up he accidentally falls out of bed, rips his IV out, and bleeds on the floor for ten minutes before thinking to call someone

Damian: I need to fuck him RIGHT NOW

[celestial-clownz]

I love scarian a lot but I also have to acknowledge how abnormal grian is abt that mustache

[ineed-to-sleep]

W. Wait. Hold on a second

Lemme just

Oh.

Oh no

[fyeahaudiodrama]

every time someone reduces audio drama as a medium to “horror podcasts about sad wet cat man,” an angel loses its wings

[yesandpeeps]

Picture that makes you go hmmm

Imperium: (noun) absolute power.

Has he bit off more than he can chew?

[env0]

The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must be ready to be consumed by the fire of his own creation. - Auguste Rodin

Don't blink

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

;3

[gender-luster]

kinda obsessed with the height difference between edwin and monty and the cat king, edwin being so much taller than them and them just constantly looking up at him like

[kasimova-dariia]

he

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Phileas Fogg, my beloved sad, broken, wet cat man

[beth21303]

I think about vens epilogue a lot, especially about how during other people's finales, he was talking about going and bothering a "certain bird" which means that if icarus hadn't had to go and be quixis and therefore ven remembered them, he would probably not have wanted to go back and let himself die because he had someone to live for, but because he forgot icarus, he didn't feel like there was anything for him there. it's just something I think about

[lillybearrie]

[prettyhowlett]

thinking about Our Logan practically begging with puppydog eyes Jean to read his mind as a way to flirt in Xmen (2000) and it made me think about how if Current Logan were to see her again he'd probably be petrified of even the slightest possibility that she catches a glimpse of his mind because oh god he just got her back he can't risk losing her and having it be his fault AGAIN.

[cj-valentine]

He's the saddest wettest creature left on the side of the road in a cardboard box. He's utterly pathetic. He's the littlest of meow meows. He hasn't showered in half a year. Giving him a compliment would make him desintegrate. He is God's weakest soldier. You kind of want to pick him up and punt him just to see how far he would fly. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?