#sabezra incorrect quote

[grxceful-ly]

random song playing at a cantina, probably in a language sabine mostly understands and ezra most certainly does not

ezra, leaning in: i wrote this one for you

sabine: *eye roll*

on a mission or smthn, having to deal with a terrible singer (who’s clearly never met anyone honest) as they belt out a song for one reason or another

sabine, whispering: hey, ezra.

ezra, clearly suppressing a wince as he listens: yeah?

sabine: this one’s for you.

ezra: *doing that lips-pressed-together thing, eyes beginning to water, refusing to even give her a smile*

[jessicas-pi]

Bo and the Blueberry AU incorrect quotes

Bo-Katan: How’s school going? Ezra: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Bo-Katan: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. Ezra: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

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Ezra: If history repeats, I'm so getting a Mythosaur.

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Sabine: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Ezra: When we were kids, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Sabine: They're not. Ezra: Haha, very funny. Sabine: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Ezra: No… what happened? Sabine: …Why would you fall for this again-

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Din (after Ezra becomes Mand'alor): I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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Sabine: You know what’s funny about Ezra? He’s my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Bo-Katan: We'll talk about this later. Ezra: Ok, I won’t be listening.

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Tristan: I found an old note that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ezra. Tristan: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Tristan: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Ezra: Hmm… I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Tristan: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Ezra: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Tristan: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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Bo-Katan: Come on, Ursa. Nobody actually believes that Din is in love with me. Ursa, to the other Mandalorians: Raise your hand if you think that Din is helplessly in love with Bo-Katan. *Everyone raises their hand* Bo-Katan: Din, put your hand down.

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Korkie, looking at his friends: I need to become a therapist faster.

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Ezra: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Tristan: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Ezra, to Sabine: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable. Sabine: … Ezra: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Ezra: Your smile? It makes my day. Sabine: Your happiness? I live for that. Korkie: A room? Get one. Tristan: Hotel? Trivago.

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Ezra, texting Bo-Katan: *sends a voice message* Bo-Katan, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Ezra: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Bo-Katan: *presses play* Ezra's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Sabine: Relationships should be 50/50. Ezra tries to be Mand'alor while I sit on the armrest of his throne looking intimidating.

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Ezra: I need life advice. Korkie, sipping Space Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Sabine: Okay, I’m going to make sure the flower decorations have arrived. Ezra: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Sabine: … Sabine: You mean ring bearER, right? Ezra: … Sabine: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Bo-Katan: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Ezra: Mine just says "Ezra no." Bo-Katan: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Tristan: Why is Ezra making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Sabine! Sabine: It’s because I’m Ezra’s favorite. Tristan: I hate you.

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Korkie: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. Sabine: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Ezra: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? Korkie, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

[better-call-mau1]

Sabine: I can’t believe how much we have in common!

Satine: Our names, for starters —— just one letter different.

Sabine: Iconic style and fashion sense, of course.

Satine: And let’s not forget about our problems with estranged family members.

Sabine: We’ve both had precarious encounters with Maul, too!

Satine: Precarious indeed. Is there anything else you can think of?

Sabine: Hmmmmm...well...

Obi-Wan and Ezra: *standing together awkwardly in the background*

Sabine: ...nothing I’d admit publicly.

Satine: I suppose you don’t have your own Korkie, then? A ‘nephew’ of inexplicable origin?

Sabine: Sorry...a what??

Satine: Never mind. Give it a few years.

[dreams-are-paper-thin]

Ezra, trying to sound casual: So, are you seeing anyone?

Sabine: You mean like a guy, a therapist, or a ghost?

Ezra: Why would you think I meant a ghost?

Sabine: Dunno. I've been seeing one.

Ahsoka, thinking fondly about Anakin: It's true. I saw him too.

Ezra: ... Okay. But are you single?

Huyang: Yes, lady Wren is very lonely. Just ask her out already, for Force's sake.

[jedimandalorian]

Sabine: What are you, twelve?

Ezra: On a scale from 1-10? Yes.

[bart1607]

ezra: We have a problem. sabine: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[dreamingmantis]

Ahsoka: *points to the bruise on Sabine’s neck* What’s that?

Sabine: Oh… that. It’s just a mosquito bite.

Ezra: *walks in* Hi, Ahsoka!

Ahsoka: Hi, mosquito!

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Sabine: *mutters something in Mando'a*

Ezra: You're beautiful AND you speak multiple languages! Those are two of the three qualities I need in a woman.

Sabine: *rolls her eyes*

Ezra: Wanna know the third?

Sabine: Breathing?

Ezra:

Sabine:

Ezra: Wanna know the fourth?

[asmodeus542]

Sabine: Ezra, when you get back home, good luck.

Ezra: As soon as I'm through with Thrawn--

Sabine: Don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't keep it.

[jessicas-pi]

more Medieval AU incorrect quotes

Rex: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Barriss: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Ahsoka: Korkie bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but he’s WRONG.

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Caleb: That was so hot, Hera. Hera: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Caleb: I'm so in love with you.

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Ahsoka: We’ll get back into there or die trying. Rex: No one’s dying. Ahsoka: Not with that attitude.

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Omega: You read my diary? Merrin: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Rex: The joy of supervising Ahsoka. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and she bites the tip of a quill pen off.

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Ezra: Can you cut me some slack, Sabine? I’m sort of in love. Sabine: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Ezra: I’m in love with you. Sabine: Oh. Sabine: That brings me in the loop a little.

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Merrin: I want to kiss you. Cal, not paying attention: What? Merrin: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Zeb: Are you trying to give me an aneurysm? Sabine: Pretty sure we all are. Luke: I wasn't. Ezra: I was. Leia: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Han: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

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Rex: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Ahsoka: I’ve got plenty of common sense! Ahsoka: I just choose to ignore it.

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Sabine (age 12): My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Kanan, sweating: Hera, there’s something I need to ask you- Hera: Finally! You’re proposing! Kanan: How’d you know? Hera: Kanan, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Hera: I even picked it up once.

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Cal: Merrin, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Cal: Now let’s break into this tomb.

[better-call-mau1]

Ahsoka: Here it is, Sabine. The remote system where your “just a friend” has been living in exile for five years.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: The “just a friend” who gave you his lightsaber, symbolic of putting his very life in your hands.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: The same lightsaber you clutch to your chest at night and murmur tender nothings to when you think I’m not looking.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: I suppose we should go down and find your “just a friend” so you two can reaffirm your complete lack of romantic tension with long, wistful looks and casual intimate gestures and heartfelt confessions of how much you mean to each other.

Sabine:

Ahsoka:

Sabine:

Ahsoka:

Sabine: Are you fin——

Ahsoka: Maybe we’ll get ambushed by some ferocious predator native to Wild Space, and you’ll instantly jump into action, demonstrating your uncanny ability to know what the other’s thinking and act as two halves of one inseparable whole. Like, I dunno...an old married couple?

Sabine: Alright, can I just say——

Ahsoka: I’m sorry, a *platonic* old married couple. My mistake.

[skyguy-apologist]

Sabine: you suck

Ezra, with heart eyes: you know what I smell like?

[jlassijlali]

"I'm speechless. Not because I'm confused by the sudden turn of events. I'm at a loss for words because of this girl's overwhelming beauty"

When Ezra meet Sabine for the first tim. 

real source:  Shirou was thinking when he first saw Saber: fate zero 

[bart1607]

ezra : Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? sabine: Aww- ezra : With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

[florafaunaandeldritchhorrors]

Hi, first I want to say that English is not my native language I used a translator to be able to write this to you. that said:

I can't make another blog because I only have one email I thought about posting the incorrect quotes to the account I'm currently using but I changed my mind because I doubt my followers want to see content from a Stra Wars ship.

Maybe there is another person who sends you incorrect quotes, I'm not the only one who does that in the fandom.

I don't know why I decided to send it to you, if I'm honest.lol. Maybe it was because you are neutral about Sabezra and seem like a chill person... but don't worry, I'll stop. I got tired of looking for incorrect quotes that match Sabine and Erza's personalities.

Tumblr lets you make a second blog without a second account! I have like seven because as a teenager I liked to save urls that I maybe would switch to, or to test out theme changes.

[fulcrum-7567]

Sabine: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Ezra: My record is four, but I think I can do it.