Ahsoka: Here it is, Sabine. The remote system where your “just a friend” has been living in exile for five years.
Sabine:
Ahsoka: The “just a friend” who gave you his lightsaber, symbolic of putting his very life in your hands.
Sabine:
Ahsoka: The same lightsaber you clutch to your chest at night and murmur tender nothings to when you think I’m not looking.
Sabine:
Ahsoka: I suppose we should go down and find your “just a friend” so you two can reaffirm your complete lack of romantic tension with long, wistful looks and casual intimate gestures and heartfelt confessions of how much you mean to each other.
Sabine:
Ahsoka:
Sabine:
Ahsoka:
Sabine: Are you fin——
Ahsoka: Maybe we’ll get ambushed by some ferocious predator native to Wild Space, and you’ll instantly jump into action, demonstrating your uncanny ability to know what the other’s thinking and act as two halves of one inseparable whole. Like, I dunno...an old married couple?
Sabine: Alright, can I just say——
Ahsoka: I’m sorry, a *platonic* old married couple. My mistake.
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I’m actually thankful for Umbrella Academy season 4 because it was SO bad that previously dormant fan fic writers are so enraged and disgusted with the ending that they’re coming out of hibernation and starting to write fics again.
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crusty original + a little thing under the cut! :D
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started coloring the 1st page and liked this so here. karkat turned out cool too but not as cool as john here... then i gave up on coloring them all because i was lazy and/or rly wanted to finish another drawing!
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big fan of giving him fucked up swords
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back on my bullshit (drawing the strider bros)
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Was thinking "Huh. Isn't it interesting how That Specific Shade of red is called *candy* red in the comic?" and thought it was just a silly coincidence, until I remembered about literal GREEN MEAT.
Not only it's green meat, it's also green meat that is food for Bec; who is a first guardian, meaning he is connected to the green sun, which then is connected to doc scratch and the cherubs... good lord this fucking comic.
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siblings siblings siblngs siblisgs
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever tried being validated by a Vulcan?
(Crisis of Consciousness by Dave Galanter)
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J(UNE?)DAVEWEEK2024 DAY SIX: FAMILY
this is a common occurrence in the Egbert home. Last time dad asked dave if he wanted some pie and he was a met with a pie to the face. poor guy.
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really shitty kid doodles where it’s increasingly obvious my favourite duo is jane and dirk
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