#s5 ep20

[muffinlikespie]

HE DID WHAT

FUCK

[rayseverythought]

NOT KUTNER NO WHYNOT TAUB OR SMT?? WHI

[professional-funnyman]

crowley: were long past the point of go *cutely disappears*

*dean looks up confused*

sam: i TOLD yoU!

says the man who walked out with a demon over his brother to begin with👹💀

[wickedheadache]

I'm sorry but. Emma goes all the way to hell, risks everyone's lives including her son's, to bring her boyfriend back to life and when she's faced with the question "is her love for her boyfriend true love?" the only answer she has is "I'm not sure"

[flowerbloom-arts]

I'm aspiring to make a clip compilation of Skinner being on the receiving end of gay jokes (+ ChalmSkinn scenes/jokes) and here's the list I've managed to compile thus far, organized by joke category:

“Skinner gets called gay”

Skinner gets assumed as a "homersexual" and Homer asks if he's into women - s2 ep14: Principal Charming

Chalmers tells Skinner to be gay on his own time after Skinner says they have horoscopic compatibility - s16 ep17: The Heartbroke Kid

Child draws Skinner kissing a merman as a prank - s17 ep18: The Wettest Stories Ever Told

Skinner is in the middle of explaining how he knows how to slingshot "like all boys" and Nelson cuts him off saying "You like all boys? Hah hah!" - s20 ep11: How The Test Was Won

Skinner AND Chalmers get called the worst-dressed gay men a substitute teacher has ever met - s24 ep15: Black-Eyed, Please

“Wait, IS Skinner gay (bi)?”

Bart tells Skinner to get himself fired from the army by flirting with his commanding officer, which Skinner accepts without hesitation - s5 ep19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badaasssss Song

Skinner and Homer are in a hotel for jury duty and Skinner points out that they're like The Odd Couple (with Skinner being like Felix and Homer like Oscar) - s5 ep20: The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Skinner reads a Confirmed Bachelor Magazine while looking over detention - s21 ep4: Treehouse of Horror XX

Skinner kisses Groundskeeper Willie and they both realize they kinda like kissing men and go from uncomfortable to REALLY making out - s21 ep15: Stealing First Base

“Skinner and Chalmers have a... situationship.”

Skinner laughs at an accidental joke Chalmers makes and Chalmers joins him - s4 ep20: Wacking Day

Skinner and Chalmers laugh at the idea of using their oil money to pay the students' scholarships - s6 ep25: Who Shot Mr. Burns? part one

Chalmers teases Skinner and excitedly shows off his new Honda to him - s8 ep7: Lisa's Date With Density

Skinner offers Chalmers to use his Merkur (car) after Chalmers' Camry got destroyed, Chalmers rejects him on the basis that his car is full of Burger King litter - s16 ep5: Fat Man and Little Boy

Chalmers says he wished he and Skinner were closer when Skinner gets killed in front of him - s18 ep4: Treehouse of Horror XVII

Skinner honors the "ding" in "balding" for Chalmers - s18 ep5: G.I. D'oh

Skinner and Chalmers sing a musical number together and Skinner "makes it weird" (according to Chalmers) by complimenting his voice at the end - s18 ep14: Yokel Chords

Chalmers, Skinner and Willie get caught in a Diet Coke and Mentos explosion inside a storage building, Chalmers yells for Skinner but gets no response, gets worried and then when he does respond saying he's alright Chalmers tells him to never scare him like that again - s19 ep13: The Debarted

Chalmers and Skinner create the production company "ChalmSkinn" and do some morally dubious scheming together while wearing atleast 3 matching outfits - s19 ep18: Any Given Sundance

Chalmers tells Skinner they should start eating a cock cannoli that flew in through the window at both ends to hide it from Agnes, and that quote, "They'll know they're safe when their lips meet in the middle", they then proceed without hesitation - s20 ep1: Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes

Skinner is confused and upset that Chalmers is "overseeing other principals" and asks what they're going to tell the kids, Chalmers says the kids already know and they're happy for him. This is clearly a breakup allegory. - s20 ep19: Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D’oh

Chalmers lays down on Skinner's thigh and tells Skinner to hold his head and say soothing things - s20 ep21: Coming To Homerica

Skinner and Chalmers (and Agnes) have a firework show picnic in the background of a flashback scene - s22 ep10: Moms I'd Like to Forget

Skinner flirts with Chalmers and gets called a regular Casanova by him - s22 ep11: Flaming Moe

Skinner has a dream about being a cowboy and literally rides Chalmers - s25 ep7: Yellow Subterfuge

Demon ChalmSkinn's entire character - s26 ep4: Treehouse of Horror XXV

Skinner and Chalmers rub elbows and laugh about kids not being their problem after 6th grade - s26 ep22: Mathlete's Feat

Chalmers and Skinner share a virtual picnic date together in VR (except Chalmers is dating Skinner's grave in his POV) - s28 ep2: Friends and Family

Kearney asks Skinner if he likes Chalmers so much, why doesn't he marry him? Skinner says that as Superintendent Chalmers is basically married to all of his principals and smiles proudly - s30 ep1: Bart's Not Dead

Skinner performs the heimlich maneuver on Chalmers in a bafflingly suggestive way and uses his shirt and suit jacket as a pillow for him, and then gently strokes his head while saying "You're safe now" - s31 ep1: The Winter of Our Monetized Content

Just. Most of the episode. - s32 ep8: The Road to Cincinnati

Skinner and Chalmers have a Steamed Hams-themed Christmas card decorated with candy canes forming hearts in the credits - s32 ep16: Manger Things

Skinner and Chalmers get inside a closet to privately celebrate having a good, qualified teacher apply to their school - s33 ep18: My Octopus and a Teacher

If you know any more scenes that fit into these categories PLEASE tell me, I want to be as thorough as possible with this compilation.

[chennsbradford]

Ok so I spent the last hour trying to figure out the rookie timeline. When you look at dates given it just doesn’t work at all but if you ignore that and go by amount of time we are told passes, like 6 month exams, time cards aka “3 months later” or “1 month later” stuff and births of children then it makes more sense so here it is:

Timeline:

S1-S4 ep1: 14 months. (Nolan extra month of rookie year, promoted to P2 4x1)

S1: 6 months, midterm exams s1 ep20.

S2 ep 1: 2 weeks after s1 finale

S3 ep 9: 5 1/2 months later, Lucy and Jackson become p2s

S3x9 - S4x1: all in 1 month, Angela kidnapped, Jackson dies, Nolan is a P2

S4 ep1: end of ep is 3 months later (time card is given, Angela rescued and skip to baby coming home after birth)

S4 ep2: We meet new rookie Aaron Thorsen

S5 ep2- S5 ep3: confirmed 1 month time jump. Lucy finished uc school, Nolan finishes FTO school, Aaron has been promoted to P2

S4 ep2-s5 ep3: about 13 months

S5 ep2: Leah is born

S5 ep3: New rookie celina introduced, we know she will graduate to p2 in 13 months.

S5 ep9: “a few months” into Celina’s rookie year she is implicated in the death of a suspect in her custody

S5 ep10: Chenford first date. Leah is confirmed 5 months

S5 ep12: Tim tells Grey him and Lucy started dating “a few weeks ago”. Angela finds out she is pregnant

S5 ep20: Tim confirms him and Lucy have been dating for “a few months”

S5 ep:22: Angela gives birth. Probably been about 6-7 months if she is about 10 weeks pregnant when she takes the test.

In simple terms:

So start of S1 - end of S4 ep 1: 17 months.

Start of S4 ep2 - S5 ep3: 13 months.

S5 ep2- S5 ep10: 5 months

End of S5 ep 9 - S5 ep12: 3-4 weeks

S5 ep12 - s5 ep22: 6-7 months

So the events of the rookie has taken place in about 3 1/2 years

Whew that was a lot but yea😭

[nitwitwatcher]

"I am no jedi"

- ahsoka tano, the clone wars - the wrong jedi [s5 ep20]

digital painting, 2023

[papasmistakeria]

The New Adventures of Old Christine; S5 Ep20 "Scream"

Midnight Mass; Ep5 "Book V: Gospel"

Cinematic Parallels (I'm mentally ill)

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

So I rewatched s13 ep20 Unfinished Business and there’s something I can’t get out of my head.

Loki said that Gabriel promised not to get involved with any of his own family business in exchange for his help, and by showing up at the meeting in s5 he broke that promise.

Why did Gabriel show up? To save Dean and Sam.

[tangledstarlight]

i hear the rocks and the stones (echoing our song)

juke | ao3 | 4,856 words |complete

“Alright, boss?” Luke asks, voice low and soft as his thumb rubs over her knuckles and looks down at her. Or maybe he’d already been looking at her, Julie doesn’t know. “Mhm,” she hums, trying for a smile but knowing it probably looks as forced as it feels, “Just thinking about how every time I’ve been on this elevator it’s led to a fight.” Luke chuckles lightly and the smile on his lips makes her own start to feel more real, like an instinct that she just can’t fight, something that grows stronger when he seems to echo her own thoughts, “Aye well, at least we know darling Maleficent won't be waiting down there for us.”

aka the once upon a time-esque juke au that's taken up residence in my head for the last week. based on s5 ep20 where emma and hook try to find ambrosia that will let him come back to life.

(i come crawling out of the depths of my own kind of hell to give you all ✨this✨. don't need to have watched ouat to understand, it's pretty straight forwards!)

[fionacle]

All Tobey episodes in order with their seasons & episode numbers (lmk if I missed any):

Tobey or Consequences (s1 e1)

Book Ends (s1 ep6)

Tobey's Masterpiece (s1 ep8)

Department Store Tobey (s1 ep11)

Princess Triana and the Ogre of Castlebum (s1 ep14)

Have You Seen the Remote? (s1 ep18)

Mousezilla (s1 ep 23)

Tobey Goes Good (s1 ep 25)

A Vote For Becky (s2 ep1)

Field Day Fun with Robo-Tobey (s2 ep2)

Robo-Camping (s2 ep10)

Monkey-Robot Showdown (s2 ep12)

Tobey's Tricks and Treats (s2 ep17)

Bummertime (s3 ep1)

Cherish is the Word (s3 ep10)

Bampy Battles Bots (s3 ep11)

Mobot Knows Best (s3 ep12)

By Jove, You've Wrecked My Robot (s3 ep 26)

Talent Show Tobey (s4 ep 5)

Tobey's Playground Calamity (s4 ep9)

WordBot (s4 ep12)

Win a Day with WordGirl (s4 ep12)

The Rise of Miss Power (s4 ep14-15)

The Robot Problem (s4 ep19)

Go Gadget Go (s4 ep25)

It's Your Party and I'll Cry if I Want To (s5 ep1)

Guess Who's Coming To Thanksgiving Dinner (s5 ep9)

Best Fan Club Meeting Ever (s5 ep10)

WordGirl vs. Tobey vs. The Dentist (s5 ep13)

Patch Game (s5 ep18)

Trustworthy Tobey (s5 ep20)

[stitching-in-time]

Voyager rewatch s5 ep20: Juggernaut

I don't know if I'm in any frame of mind to review a Star Trek episode right now, since I'm American, and it's election day, and we may or may not be descending into fascism in the next day or so, which is obviously terrifying. And since I'm in more than one of the groups that are on the fascist chopping block, I am very not okay. I haven't looked at election news yet, since I'm too anxiety-ridden to look before all the votes are in, so bear with me if I get a little upset about this otherwise middling episode of Star Trek: Voyager.

Gonna just say that I don't like this one. I hate episodes where they bring up B'Elanna's very understandable anger issues as some sort of terrible thing that's ruining everyone's day, so she should just have to to suck it up and get over it. Miss me with that shit. B'Elanna's actually calmed down a lot over the years, so for them to do a story like this now just feels like punishing women for ever showing a hint of anger. (Meanwhile, everybody is angry with her for being angry, yet somehow them being angry is okay, but her anger isn't. Ok, sure, that makes so much sense! Not!)

While there is merit in the idea of healing from trauma including letting go of your anger to at least some extent, I don't feel like that's what they were going for here. Nobody seemed interested in exploring why she feels the way she does, or finding ways to help her heal by making her feel safe and loved and accepted, they just wanted her to suppress her feelings so they weren't an inconvenience to them, which, in itself, compounds the trauma and makes it worse. So this whole story gets a fail from me, which is too bad, because it could have been pretty effective just as a thriller without all the weird misogyny thrown into it. It's basically Phantom of the Paradise on a Malon garbage scowl, just without the 70s glam rock. (It would have been more fun with some 70s glam rock, honestly.) The whole environmentalist commentary they're doing with the Malons was enough of a story by itself without having to throw in everyone making B'Elanna feel bad about herself. Kudos to Tom, Neelix, and Janeway at least for being supportive of her, but I loathe how they made Tuvok and Chakotay treat her- after almost 5 years together, and more than that in Chakotay's case, they wouldn't be so shitty to her and have so little faith in her. What the hell??

Also, I fail to see why B'Elanna was the only one in a tank top on the Malon ship. Why didn't any of the men take their jackets off for the whole episode? More sexism, methinks! And this is like, what, the second episode where the camera has followed B'Elanna into the bathroom while taking a shower? Eww? I don't care that they only show her back- when was the last time we followed any male characters into the shower and showed even their backs? Never, actually. And it was gratuitous here, since that whole thing about her remembering hitting that guy had nothing to do with her being angry with him, she had to do it to protect an entire sector of space from being irradiated and killing everyone, so why are they making this thing about her feeling guilty about it or whatever? It's very obvious that the guy who wanted to kill eveyone because he was so angry and wanted revenge was supposed to be a cautionary tale about letting your anger run wild, but that's a false equivalency to compare him to B'Elanna. She doesn't ever intentionally cause harm to people when she's angry, and has time and again volunteered to sacrifice herself to help others. She cares far too much about other people to be in danger of doing anything so destructive.

Stories about how harmful the anger of wronged or oppressed people are need to walk a fine line if they don't want to veer into the territory of gaslighting people with legitimate grievances into believing their anger makes them just as bad, or worse, than the people who caused them harm, and don't think this episode walks that line well. It doesn't really seem to have a message other than 'anger is bad', which is an incedibly un-nuanced take that has no usefulness to anyone whatsoever.

Tl;dr: Another episode where B'Elanna gets undeserved crap for being angry, made the worse by being late in the series, when it hasn't even been an issue for a while. No fun, and no useful message or character development. (Tbh I'm surprised but thankful that no one told her to smile more. Good grief.)

[brawlite]

What is your top five Krycek moments in canon?

sorry, these are literally (almost) all just krycek suffering. but that boy was built to be put in Situations.

s5 ep14: krycek cuffed to some pipe with the well manicured man wringing out water from a rag for him to drink? that's my jam. that's the flavor.

s4 ep8: i mean. do i even have to explain what krycek & skinner do to me? like, all of tunguska really Does It For Me, but it's the whole balcony scene is where it's at. adding skinner into the mix just... chefs kiss.

s3 ep16: stuck :(

s4 ep9: ouch :)

s8 ep20: this bit where krycek just absolutely NAILS billy miles with his car in rescue of mulder & scully. it's such a perfect seeking-help-from-one-villain-because-he's-better-than-the-other-worse-villain moment/trope.

[ask me my top 5 anything]

[wickedheadache]

Emma molding her personality and appearance after the hot lady that handcuffed her to a hotel bed that one time when she was 18 is soooo

[green-arrxws]

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