#ryan slander

[mrsbsmooth]

So we know you love Lewie 💗💗 Any thoughts on the other islanders, the season so far, the twin twist? And what steamy fics can we expect from you 🔥🔥My request is for a threesome with Ozzy and Marshall 🥵👯‍♂️ Wait, am I Kat?! 🤣

tbf a LOT of the islanders are fire this season, so I’ll take them all! Ok, FB has turned me into thirsty Kat.

I MEANNNNNNNNNN

Honestly, thoughts are all over the place. But thank you so much for asking!!! Here they are as of today:

The Game:

The first 3 chapters - 8/10 I was going to give it a 7.5, because of the repeating dialogue and a few spelling mistakes, but so far, I think it's better written than Seasons 4 and 5- maybe on par with S3 which is a season I really enjoyed. I'm really liking how Amelia seems to be responding to how you treat her, especially if you look at the scripts. Whether or not that will affect her actions remains to be seen.

The MC - 8/10 I gotta say... she's pretty cute. It does take some fiddling to get her the way you want her, and some of her facial expressions make it look like she's had botched lip job, but overall, she's definitely prettier than S4 and S5. (Except your S5 MC ^^ wtf she's so pretty???)

The LIs - 9/10 So far, I'm really liking what I'm seeing. Yeah, some of their dialogue is the same. But I think they're different enough in personality and where it matters that it's not as noticeable as it was in say, Season 4, where James and Bruno shared a whole heap of the same dialogue, but it was clearly written with Bruno in mind, so it just seemed OOC for James. We've got a cocky dancer with a hopeless romantic streak; a golden retriever boyfriend with a soft spot for his Nan; a funny, cheeky skateboarder with a 'why-don't-you-make-me' level of flirt; and also Ryan is there. The personalities are distinct, the character designs are great, I'm really looking forward to finding out more about them

Overall design and concept- 7/10 I gotta say, I'm optimistic. It's starting out really strong for a new season. I get that it's not everyone's cup of tea, as it's a little 'gimmicky', but that's the road Fusebox are going down with the past few seasons. They're not just doing an 'open play' like S1, 2 and 3 where you come in as an OG and play all the way through. 4,5, and 6 are all 'themed', and I think having a twin in the villa is a cool concept that'll be worth exploring. It's been easy in previous seasons to just play for yourself, and say 'fuck these hoes' and just take whatever LI you want. But when it's your own sister, I think it'll make it harder to go after what you want - a moral dilemma with a family flavour. I kinda love it. Plus, if you have an identical twin that's as hot as you are, I doubt this is the first time you've had men confused about which one of you to pick💀

The Islanders:

Bella - hot. flawlessly hot. incredible rack. Her character design is absolutely gorgeous, and she is gonna be a fan favourite for sure. She just seems so fun, similar to Cora from S4, but more mature and ready for a romantic relationship. Can't wait to watch her bloom.

Grace - FB I will never forgive you for not making her a LI. I want her, those curves just *chefs kiss*. But honestly, if anyone's gonna be my bestie, I'm feeling it ith Grace. Yeah, she seems to like Ozzy, but she doesn't seem like the type to get her claws in and latch on for dear life a la Kat or Hope. Let's just hope and pray and beg that they're not making a brown girl villain again.

Ivy - I told y'all from the moment I saw her that I didn't trust this bitch. She looks too much like my cousin and my cousin is a backstabbing skank. I'm loving the concept of her though, this super type-A girl who (I almost guarantee) is either going to a) get kicked out early for being too picky, or b) have the most beautiful redemption arc where she ends up with a guy who ticks exactly zero of her boxes but she falls for him anyway. However, given Fusebox's history, I'm gonna predict she's the villain for about 2 days, then gets booted, same as Lexi from S4.

Jamal - Boys with J names 🚩... but honestly he seems nice. He's my backup LI at the moment. I'll see how things go with my #1 and might start again with Jamal instead. I think you're gonna get some wonderfully steamy scenes with this one. He's giving Bobby x Arjun, and that is something that deeply appeals to me. Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky. He's a saucy little minx and he's gonna be trouble, I just know it. Love his design, love his character so far, really happy.

Lewie - I thought he was a little baby-faced to start with, but honestly, I look at him and my brain screams husband. I'm getting Bruno x Gary x Ciaran from this one, and oh dear me, if that's not a combo that makes me swoon IDK what is. Love him so far, he's such a sweetheart but I love a footy lad.

Ozzy - I'm suspicious. I know he's already captured a few peoples' attention, but I was a little dismissive with him and he seemed a bit... red flag-y. Just a little too arrogant, you know? A little too flirtatious for someone who's very aware of how into him Grace is. I did like that he'd never had a one night stand though, although not sure how that meshes with the celebrity he apparently hooked up with in the dance studio? Because in the challenge he said he'd never dated a celebrity, but he also said he's never had a one night stand, so did he have a celebrity FWB????? The stories just aren't adding up to me. I don't trust him. Also his jaw's too sharp. And his flirty face looks like Rocco from S2. This one:

🥴

Ryan - Literally who? I keep forgetting he exists. Take your Timothee Chalamet ass away. IDK why but I'm getting Nicolas vibes from this one. 0/10 do not trust. It's something about the face.

Fics:

You want steamy fics? The @litgwritersroom asks are open, just sayinnnn

[perfectlysunny02]

STOP TREATING RYAN A VILLAIN YOU WHORE

no😘

[eternallovers65]

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[little-dipper-euni]

BRO WHAT IS THIS SHOW??! THEY MADE THEM KISS?!?! BROTHER EUGHHH🤮🤮🤮🤮!

No but fr they need to stop giving this man, Ryan Murphy, true crime shows because what in the 9 hells is this bro. And the way they portrayed Lyle as a pompous,puffed up, asshole??? Like yeah, he WAS spoiled, no doubt about that, but the way they made him so.. peacocky???Like this is not the time to add your “creative mark” or whatever the hell you wanna call it ! These are REAL PEOPLE who should be FREE!!!Bro Ryan Murphy needs to take this gross fanfic shit outta here!!!

But like props to Cooper Koch and Nicholas Chavez because their acting… GIVE THEM ALL THE EMMYS, GIVE THEM ALL THE OSCARS, ALL THE GRAMMYS, ALL THE TONYS!!

Overall Ryan Murphy is still bad at true crime, but as always, props to the actors.

Until next time, Auf Wiedersehen, a bientot, goodbye!

[sunshine-gumdrop]

What happened between stu and hymes?

[willkimurashat]

“I’m a wordsmith” he says, “I’m into writing poetry” he says…

The poetry in question: “roses are read, violets are blue, you’re my type, meal for two”👁️👄👁️

[r3therat]

Aight, so I'm making a list of reasons why humanity should look up to Dallon Weekes and I need more ideas lol

And this was all inspired by these comments on pinterest lol

[caitkaminski]

Ryan slander Wednesdays may be gone, but now the litg gods have blessed us with Elliot to slander instead 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[sorryforbiengabitch]

Ryan looks so flabbergasted😭

[spookedcrit]

i love that ryan gosling has become the antithesis of jared leto, like hes the only person to do method acting right. he is ken, and thats great versus jared leto going after dark roles deciding to go method and causing all sorts of problems and its truly worth nothing because at the end of the day everyone hates his performance.

[xamaxenta]

That draw your comfort characters as the steven “we gotta kill this guy” “damn” meme was making me ponder who even is my second top tier comfort character that i repeatedly go back to that isnt Ace

And then it hit me Pikachu lmao

[mrsbsmooth]

Ryan wrote a poem for mc 😭

he did but he still has uneven eyebrows and a stupid face and he's cringe and he kissed my sister so 🤢

[catterrificposts]

It’s kind of funny how conservatives are more pissed off at Barbie which is a mostly liberal soft take on feminism, versus Oppenheimer an anti-war, pro-union, anti-us government movie. It’s almost like they don’t care about their beliefs at all and only care about aesthetics. Oppenheimer was an entirely white cast so they didn’t bother to think too hard about its themes.

[naerys-arryn]

BTW, very important thing :

Fuck HOTD, in anything we wrote that's based on HOTD, the hull boys are boys, not men (the fuck writers, making Baela and Alyn's marriage creepy for the sole reason of making the actual teenager-marrying guy not having cheated?) and Baelon didn't had bastards.

I hope Ada agree with me, but for what concern me, we wrote Baelon as a honorable man who's love for his brother Aemon was only exceeded by the love for his Alyssa, someone who still choke up as he look at his younger son on the cusp of claiming knighthood thinking of her reaction to seeing her son like that, who literally brought his granddaughter on dragon flight because his wife did it, so none of that nonsense, especially if it's just because the writers are obsessed with changing the ages of characters (and even where they live) for no good reasons!

[little-dipper-euni]

RYAN MURPHY WE HAVE BEEF!!!!

This man don’t know me and I don’t know him but he is my OPP!!! Ain’t no WAY this man said that the Menendez brothers ‘owe him’ and ‘should send him flowers’! OWE YOU FOR WHAT?!? The REPULSIVE portrayal of Lyle? The DISGUSTING INCEST THAT DIDNT ACTUALLY EXIST?! Or maybe the fact the show that was supposed to draw attention to their situation and show that THEIR PARENTS, THE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LOVE THEM MOST IN THE WORLD, we’re the monsters, actually said they were ‘faking it’ FAKING IT?? I don’t use profanity lightly, so believe me when I say, Ryan Murphy, There is a separate ring of hell just for you and I HOPE 🤞 THAT YOU FUCKING ROT IN IT!! THEY WERE KIDS!! KIDS!! After carrying their pain for YEARS, OF COURSE IT CAME OUT when being GRILLED (fuck you to that prosecutor too) about their trauma!!

Anyways…. FREE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS!!!

(A Bientot, Goodbye, -Euni)

[easypeasylindyvesey]

ok one last thing before i go to bed:

why is everyone on twitter saying to trade lindy? are you guys sick in the head or something?