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[ornithorynquerouge]

Khrystyna Kazakova by Ryan Michael Kelly

[inxspacetime]

❝ Hold onto hope if you got it. ❞

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NAME: Ryan Michael Kelly NICKNAME(S): N/a AGE: 33/53 BIRTHDAY/ZODIAC: February 17th, Aquarius BIRTHPLACE: Oshkosh, WI CURRENT LOCATION: Oshkosh, WI OCCUPATION: Coach/Gym Teacher HAIR COLOR: Black/Grey EYE COLOR: Green HEIGHT: Five foot ten (5'10'') OTHER NOTED FEATURES: A tattoo on his upper right back. +: Caring -: Stern ｡:*<TRIVIA>

Harsh, but usually fair. His military background makes him an expert at tough love, but he usually doesn’t bother pushing someone unless he believes in them at least a little. 

Main faceclaim is Tyler Hoechlin, alternate faceclaim is Martin Cummins.

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Face

Body

Musings

Wardrobe

Crushes

Threads

Memes

[astroartsya]

Beauty placements in Astrology🌸💄 Part 1

(I am mostly talking about physical beauty in face and body but attractive/seductive placement are completely different topic) These are just the basic common ones.

🌠Neptune, Venus or Moon aspecting ascendant or in the first house. -

Neptune =Their aura is intresting and different. They can be like mirrors to other people and are idolized easily. People with this placement can be invisible if they want to but suddenly have everyone staring at them. They can be bit cartoonish. This can be difficult placement but it can give so much creativity and miracles to a person.

Looks: Can have looks that people deem as iconic. You can see their faces at peoples houses , public places and in paintings and in clothes. Unique but classic at the same time. They look dazzling in photos.

Archetype: Siren that lures you with gentle lullaby and turns into a monster. No one can resist the urge that they bring up.

Celebrity examples-->

//Neptune in the first house/ Conjunct//: Marilyn Monroe, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Ariana Grande, Scarlett Johansson, Nicole Kidman, Eminem, Tom Cruise, Chris Evans, Paris Hilton, Paul Mcartney, Paris Hilton, Bradley Cooper.

//Neptune opposite ascendant//: Audrey hepburn, Halle Berry, Adele, Lady Gaga, Christina Hendricks, Amy Adams, Jared Leto.

//Neptune trine ascendant//: Jim Morrison, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Heath Ledger, Jessica Alba, George Clooney, Cindy Crawford, Julia Roberts, Sophia Loren.

//Neptune square ascendant//: Elvis Presley, Britney Spears, Johnny Depp, Elizabeth Taylor, Rihanna, Dua Lipa, Jimi Hendrix, Birgitte Bardot, Ryan Gosling.

//Neptune sextile ascendant//: Madonna, Beyonce, Leonardo Dicaprio, Keanu Reeves, Kurt Cobain, Monica Bellucci, Christina Aguilera, Sharon Stone, Grace Kelly, Aaliyah, Khloe Kardashian.

They are magical, mysterious and etherial.

🎇 Venus= They are just gorgeous and have such a balanced body and face. People enjoy their company and they can become popular easily. Good placement in every aspect but vanity can occur so it's good to have something where to use that visual/artistic gift even as just a hobby.

Looks: They are very aesthetic and are often used as wallpapers for that reason.

Archetype: Aphrodite who bring pleasure and beauty that you can't get enough of. The senses are overwhelmed and lured you in.

Celebrity examples--->

//Venus in first house/ Conjunct ascendant//: Angelica Jolie, Beyonce, Rihanna, Shakira,Bella Hadid, Charlize Theron, Anna Nicole Smith, George Clooney, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Cameron Diaz, Zayn Malik, Elizabet II, Audrey Hepburn, Kourtney Kardashian, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Blake Lively, Vanessa Paradis, Jude Law, Doja Cat.

//Venus opposite ascendant//: Kurt Cobain, Lana Del Rey, Prince, Marlond Brando, Russel Brand, Cindy Crawford, Muhammad Ali, Tyra Banks, Ru Paul, Willow Smith.

//Venus trine ascendant//: Ariana Grande, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence,John F Kennedy, Elizabeth Taylor, Kate Winslet, Sophia Loren, Meghan thee Stallion.

//Venus square ascendant//: Kim Kardashian, Billie Eilish, Gia Carangi, Birgitte Bardot, Christina Aguilera, Mila Kunis, Uma Thurman, Richard Gere.

//Venus sextile ascendant//: Lady Gaga, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Audrey Hepburn, Zac Efron, Dua Lipa, Kim Basinger, Amy Adams, Madison Beer.

Beautiful, stylish, symmetrical, sensual, artistic .

🌌Moon= Can reflect other peoples emotions and be very sensitive/emphatetic. Children and animals are drawn to these people. Just so adorable. Their style/makeup can be expression of their feelings.

Archetype: Nyx that in the dark evening shines mysteriously and brings nostalgia upon you and holds you dearly . You can be completely vulnerable you feel like a child again.

Celebrity examples--->

||Moon in 1st house/ Conjunct ascendant||: Madonna, Michael Jackson, Leonardo Dicaprio, Katy Perry, Whitney Houston, Audrey Hepburn, Bella Hadid, Aishwarya Rai, Anna Nicole Smith, Rihanna, Scarlett Johansson,George Harrsion

||Moon opposite ascendant||: Marilyn Monroe, Miley Cyrus, Birgitte Bardot, Jessica Alba , Gven Stefani, Liv Tyler, Uma Thurman, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Adele.

||Moon trine ascendant||: Kanye West, Kristen Stewart, Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock, Khloe Kardashian, Zac Efron, Vanessa Paradis, David Beckham.

||Moon square ascendant||: Lana Del Rey , Heath Ledger, Tom Cruise, Sharon Stone, Emma Watson, Zendaya, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jim Morrison, Michelle Pfeiffer, Winona Ryder

||Moon sextile ascendant||: Robert Pattinson, Keanu Reeves,Jennifer Aniston, Kylie Jenner, Cameron Diaz, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Kourtney Kardashian, Russel Brand, Rita Hayworth.

Feminine, soft, innocent, approachable, artistic.

[dumbassalex]

I just tried reading Deadpool and Wolverine: Weapon X-traction, emphasis on TRY, but I genuinely couldn't make it through, I hate this Wade, I hate the Ryan Reynolds wannabe sound Ryan North tries to give him, how heavily he goes into "smart" pop-culture references and being meta about how comics and movies written and how the stories work, it's so lazy, I hate it. He sounds like what a boomer thinks Gen-Z talks like.

Also you can tell this was written around the movie so Marvel could bank on the hype because it's ALSO a multiverse story, whitch completely personaly...fuck off with that.

And am i the only one thrown off by the art in terms of Logans proportions? While i like a beefy Logan his arms and legs look so short next to his body it makes him look off. Same with drawing pupils on the eyes, gives me uncanny valley feelings tbh.

Speaking of Logan, i am getting barely any of his character exept telling Wade to shut up and fuck off while using him as a landing mat, and for some reason calls Wade "kid" whitch i have never seen before and it makes me kinda uncomortable considering the homoerotic vibes they have at the end of the story.

ALSO DID WADE JUST TRY TO KILL A CHILD?! WADE??! The guy who was againts killing APOCALYPSE because he was a kid that still had a chance to be better?! That just took me out of the story completely. Both Wade and Logan are written so flatly and one-dimensionaly with such a bland basicly non-existent story i feel like the only reason the fandom likes it is because of THOSE few panels of some hinted gayness where Logan felt stupidly out of character in a moment purely for bad fan service that broke my suspension of disbelief, because i refuse to believe these two are best buds in every other universe space-kid watches over.

And sidenote, i'll file this story down as another of the MANY reasons i don't like kids.

Want a good Deadpool and Wolverine team-up story that 2024 gave us? Read Deadpool & Wolverine: WW3 by Joe Kelly with art by Adam Kubert, there the two are in-character, have sweet emotional moments, fight, involve body-horror and it doesn't involve boring multiverse shit or an anoying space god kid.

[battyaboutbooksreviews]

🌈 Good morning and happy Wednesday, my bookish bats! You didn't think that tiny "queer books coming out this fall" guide was ALL there was, did you? Here are a FEW of the stunning, diverse queer books you can add to your TBR this month. Happy reading!

❤️ A Vision of Air by Nicole Silver 🧡 Eli Over Easy by Phil Stamper 💛 How to Get Over the End of the World by Hal Schrieve 💚 Kween by Vichet Chum 💙 The Forest Demands its Due by Kosoko Jackson 💜 The B-Side of Daniel Garneau by David Kingston Yeh ❤️ Midnight Companion by Kit Barrie 🧡 Let the Waters Roars by Geonn Cannon 💛 Into the Glittering Dark by Kelley York 💙 When the Rain Begins to Burn by A.L. Davidson 💜 Been Outside by Amber Wendler & Shaz Zamore 🌈 The Forest Demands Its Due by Kosoko Jackson

❤️ A Necessary Chaos by Brent Lambert 🧡 The Spells We Cast by Jason June 💛 Pluralities by Avi Silver 💚 Salt the Water by Candice Iloh 💙 Beholder by Ryan La Sala 💜 This Pact is Not Ours by Zachary Sergi ❤️ Dragging Mason County by Curtis Campbell 🧡 Menewood by Nicola Griffith 💛 Mary and the Birth of Frankenstein by Anne Eekhout 💚 The Dead Take the A Train by Cassandra Khaw & Richard Kadrey 💙 Bloom by Delilah S. Dawson 💜 Let Me Out by Emmett Nahil and George Williams

🌈 In the Form of a Question: the Joys and Rewards of a Curious Life by Amy Schneider ❤️ Songs of Irie by Asha Ashanti Bromfield 🧡 A Haunting on the Hill by Elizabeth Hand 💛 Being Ace by Madeline Dyer 💚 Charming Young Man by Eliot Schrefer 💙 The Glass Scientists by S.H. Cotugno 💜 The Fall of Whit Rivera by Crystal Maldonado ❤️ By Any Other Name by Erin Cotter 🧡 Brooms by Jasmine Walls and Teo DuVall 💛 Stars in Your Eyes by Kacen Callender 💚 Shoot the Moon by Isa Arsen 💙 The Bell in the Fog by Lev A.C. Rosen

🌈 Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt ❤️ Family Meal by Bryan Washington 🧡 A Murder of Crows by Dharma Kelleher 💛 A Light Most Hateful by Hailey Piper 💚 Love at 350° by Lisa Peers 💙 Greasepaint by Hannah Levene 💜 The Christmas Swap by Talia Samuels ❤️ Mate of Her Own by Elena Abbott 🧡 Mistletoe and Mishigas by M.A. Wardell 💛 Elle Campbell Wins Their Weekend by Ben Kahn 💚 All That Consumes Us by Erica Waters 💙 If You’ll Have Me by Eunnie

❤️ Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Lillah Lawson and Lauren Emily Whalen 🧡 10 Things That Never Happened by Alexis Hall 💛 It’s a Fabulous Life by Kelly Farmer 💚 Let the Dead Bury the Dead by Allison Epstein 💙 These Burning Stars by Bethany Jacobs 💜 The Goth House Experiment by SJ Sindu ❤️ Everything I Learned, I Learned in a Chinese Restaurant by Curtis Chin 🧡 Mudflowers by Aley Waterman 💛 Here Lies Olive by Kate Anderson 💚 Fire From the Sky by Moa Backe Åstot, trans. by Eva Apelqvist 💙 Iris Kelly Doesn’t Date by Ashley Herring Blake 💜 On the Same Page by Haley Cass

❤️ A Dish Best Served Hot by Natalie Caña 🧡 Art of the Chase by Jennifer Giacalone 💛 The Haunting of Adrian Yates by Markus Harwood-Jones 💚 The Sword: Xcian by Elle Arroyo 💙 The Complete Carlisle Series by Roslyn Sinclair 💜 300,000 Kisses by Sean Hewitt and Luke Edward Hall ❤️ Just a Pinch of Magic by Alechia Dow 🧡 Blackouts by Justin Torres 💛 Wrath Becomes Her by Aden Polydoros 💚 Let the Woods Keep Our Bodies by E.M. Roy 💙 Everything Under the Moon: Fairy Tales in a Queerer Light edited by Michael Earp ❤️ Frost Bite by Angela Sylvaine

🧡 We Met in a Bar by Claire Forsythe 💛 Sweat Equity Aurora Rey 💚 Pumpkin Spice by Tagan Shepard 💙 The Misfit Mage & His Dashing Devil by M.N. Bennet 💜 Love and Other Risky Business by Sarah Brenton ❤️ Enough by Kimia Eslah 🧡 A Fire Born of Exile by Aliette de Bodard 💛 Twelve Bones by Rosie Talbot 💚 Wild Wishes and Windswept Kisses by Maya Prasad 💙 Dragged to the Wedding by Andrew Grey 💜 Fox Snare by Yoon Ha Lee ❤️ Murder and Manon by Mia P. Manansala

[davycoquette]

Four Lines Writing Share

Baby Shy finds a body. A line about water:

You can see the veins like frozen lightning bolts on the back of his hand, which drifts lazily under the water, swollen and puffy.

Teenager Shy has a dream. A line about laughter:

It’s too cold for sleeping, anyhow, but your fever spikes just high enough you can dream all the same. And when you dream, you dream about runnels of blood through cracks in concrete, like it’s joined the veins of the earth. But you dream beyond pavement, too, back to home, back to the laurel slicks, draping yourself across cold stone to lean over singing creeks or to hear the shush-roar of the river. Supper on the stove, a hard, flat, biscuit in your hand. A wild west duel you lost to Ryan, when you fell clutching the blueberry stain on the front of your shirt and kicked and thrashed in your death throes on the bedroom floor. Your mother’s hands clapping clumsily, her soundless laughter.

The deserter Rideout Wren talks about himself. (If you remember Alice, this is her brother!) A line about books:

It is my belief a man needs little else to sustain him other than for entertainment. Not that I lack the mental resources to sit in stoic silence; I can, and will, and have for long stretches. But more than my thoughts I enjoy a book, particularly an account of the American or European adventurer as he investigates wild lands overseas I will not visit outside reading on them.

Cowboy!Shy converses with old Gideon Kelly of the Hiram Kelly Gang. A line about wood:

Gideon offered no help. “No choice,” he said. “He knows you botched that job on Brown. Ain’t too happy, I wager.”

“Yeah, well,” Shiloh said, spotting the knives on a counter by the wood burning stove, “I planted the watch he gave me.”

“Not where nobody could find it,” Gideon muttered, rocking vehemently while Shiloh began tucking knives away. “You’re lucky it’s jus’ you they’s after.”

“Of course it’s just me. What’re they gonna do with Jackson?”

“Torture ‘im into confessin’ to save your hide, I wager.”

Thank you for the tag, @sableglass! I love these.

I definitely played "find the word" rather than digging lines ABOUT these words, but I did my best!

The assignment to my taglist: Find a line about hurt, a line about disgust, a line about apathy, and a line about euphoria.

@albatris

@capnmachete

@harmonic-melodii

@illarian-rambling

@michellekarnold

@nathaniel-zellos

@sableglass (you tagged me but if you wanna go another round by all means 😈)

@saturnine-saturneight (if you're back from your hiatus! if not, pls disregard!)

@cowboybrunch

[daddy-deathslinger]

Dadee dadon the entity is now gone! If it isn’t too much trouble could you write how you think the deathslinger, Oni and whoever else tickles your fancy may react if they all were spat back out where the entity took them from with their S/O nowhere to be seen?

Hi there! I’m so sorry this took me so long to write, but I do hope you enjoy what I came up with! I’ve never written for anyone else than Caleb, so this was a nice practice. Thanks for the request and have a lovely day! 🤠

The Deathslinger:

Caleb felt cold metal against his hand. He was holding something heavy, and curiously he opened his eyes to see a metal wrench laying in his bloody hand. Where did this come from? He didn’t remember ever grabbing a wrench. And where was he even? This didn’t look like any realm he’d been in earlier, and something was different here. The gut wrenching anxiety and dread that usually lay heavy in the air was nowhere to be felt now. In fact, it almost felt like being somewhere where he’d been before, long ago… The sudden hollering from a happy man made Caleb jump where he sat, and he looked around the room. Where the hell was he? The window on the stone wall was barred with metal rods, and he appeared to be sitting on a hard bed of some sorts. A cell, he was in a cell, suddenly he knew that.

“Caleb! Get out here, they’re dead!”

Who called his name? He somehow seemed to remember the voice, but he couldn’t remember where he’d heard it before. The person last calling his name had been… you. Caleb suddenly got up from the bed and panic struck his heart. Where were you? He’d been with you before opening his eyes and waking up here, where had you gone?

“Caleb, come on!”

Kelly. It was Kelly calling his name. Suddenly, Caleb remembered where he was. He was in Hellshire prison, the boys and he had just killed off Henry Bayshore and the prison warden. But why on earth was he here, now? Where had he been before that? All he could remember was you being with him. You, the love of his life. The only one who could bring peace to his flaming heart. The same heart that was now hammering with anxiety over suddenly losing you. Caleb almost ran out of the cell, into the commons where the rest of the Hellshire gang stood, waiting for him to see the bloody spectacle before them. 

“Look, boss! The prisoners did a good job, eh? They all ran off now, ofcourse, bless their hearts, hah!”

Caleb didn’t listen to Ryan talking. He looked around the room, searching for you. You must be here, you had been with him only minutes earlier. 

“Did you see a… a person running here earlier?” he tried asking, still searching the room with his eyes. 

“A person? Hell yeah, there’s been alot of persons running around here tonight!” Kelly laughed, and Caleb roared in annoyance and suddenly took off.

“Boss, where you going?”

But Caleb was already out of the commons, running through the hallways of the prison. You had to be here somewhere. He checked the cells, the offices, even the bathrooms, but he couldn’t find you anywhere. Opening the front doors with a slam, he walked out into the evening, breathing in the desert air. His heart was hammering away in his chest, his palms were sweaty and his lungs tried in vain to take in all the air they could. He’d lost you. He’d swore he’d never let anything happen to you, and now you were gone. The world was spinning, Caleb had to close his eyes not to get dizzy. He could see your smile, your twinkling eyes as you laughed at a joke he told you. Quickly opening his eyes again, he swore out loud into the evening air. He was going to find you, if it took him the rest of his life. You had to be somewhere, and he was going to search for you far and wide until the day he finally found you. That was a promise, a promise to you.

The Oni:

Kazan opened his eyes with much trouble, pain shooting through his head as he did. His whole body felt like it was on fire, the immense pain making him feel instantly sick. He forced his eyes wide open so he could see where he was. Stone walls, some hay on the ground. He had no memory of this place, it wasn’t his usual realm. And he had never felt so weak as he did now, it disgusted him. With a pained grunt, he sat up on the cold ground, holding his aching side. Where was he? Why was he hurting so much? He felt something trickle down the side of his face, blood? As he lifted his hand to rub away the blood from his face, he remembered something. Someone touching his face, gently, carefully… You. Where were you? Kazan’s heart stopped for a second, his body going cold. Where were you? You seldom left his side, and he would never admit this to anyone, not even himself, but he felt… scared. Had he lost you in this strange place? Suddenly hearing a voice from outside the stone walls, he remembered where he was. As the curious man peeked his head into the mill they had left Kazan in, probably to check if he was still alive, Kazan striked. Quickly, effortlessly, he jumped up from the ground and grabbed the man’s head, twisting it until a loud crack could be heard. The man fell down on the muddy ground, dead. As Kazan stood above the lifeless body, heart hammering in his chest, he remembered everything. How he had sought out the lord, slayed him in the most brutal way. How the villagers had tortured him, humiliated him. The villagers. Those abominable little rats, they had taken you. It must have been them, Kazan was sure of it. He looked around the mill, and finding his Kanabo on the ground, he quickly picked it up. All the pain and fear that had shocked his body earlier were now completely gone. Left was only the rage. The pure hatred he felt for these villagers, the despise he felt when thinking about them taking you. He would make them all pay. Transforming his rage into raw power, Kazan let out a furious roar as he left the mill and ran into town, Kanabo ready to taste the sweet blood and flesh of the little rats. He would not stop, until he had found you.

The Pig:

The taste of metal in Amanda’s mouth was overbearing. She opened her eyes, instinctively spitting out the blood in her mouth. Her neck hurt, her whole head screamed in pain and protest as she turned it around to study the room she was in. She was laying on a cold concrete floor, in a pool of blood. Her blood, she knew it was her blood. She knew where she was, because this place haunted her dreams every night. She was in the factory where John had constructed her final test, her final game. But unlike her nightmares, she could feel things now. And she noticed she wasn’t wearing the pig mask anymore. And no John was lying in the hospital bed, and there were no corpses of Lynn or Jeff. Why was she here now, and why did it feel so real? Sitting up on the floor with a gasp of pain, she felt blood trickle down her neck. The wound. She had been shot. How was she alive? Where were the prey she usually hunted? Where were her victims? A cold shiver ran down her spine, as she realised she might be the victim now. This had to be a new game, it had to be. That would explain why you weren’t here. Amanda had last been with you, and now you were nowhere to be seen.

“Fuck…” she whimpered, getting up from the floor. 

Had he taken you? Had John taken you hostage until she finished the game? No, he couldn’t have, he would never… Unless he really wanted to test her survival skill, her loyalty.

“I’ve always been loyal to you!” she screamed out into the empty room. “Please!”

She didn’t know if she was pleading to John, or the… Entity… that she had served after him. It didn’t matter. She had to see you, she was already going crazy knowing you might be in danger somewhere. Her own test she didn’t care about, she only wanted you to be safe. You were everything to her. She knew she could withstand any torture as long as it meant she got to see you, and that you were safe. Feeling her heart race, she pulled her hair in anxiety, trying to calm down her breathing. You had to be here somewhere, you had to be. Suddenly, Amanda noticed something on the floor a few feet away from her. A gun. Quickly, she bent down and picked it up, checking for bullets. It was empty, but there had to be bullets here somewhere. She needed to be armed here, she needed to be prepared for whatever test was coming up now. And she was going to find you, if it so cost her her life.

[madisonstarss]

BESTIE I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE WRITE SOME MORE RYAN SMUT AFTER HOURS IS SO SO GOOD I NEED HIM TO BEND ME OVER A DESK FRR FRRR 😭😭😭

Jealousy(Ryan x reader)

Warnings: afab reader, smut obvi, Jealousy issues, use of the words slut, sex in the workplace, p in v, the usual, semi public sex

You did it on purpose. You liked making him jealous. You liked seeing the anger in him.

Your top buttons of your shirt were undone, and your skirt was skin tight. "Hey Jim. " She smiles and leans on his desk.

"Hey y/n, what's up?" He looks away from his screen, putting his focus on you. You can feel Ryan's glare, whos standing over by Pam's desk.

"Just wanna talk to my favorite person in the office." You start twirling your hair.

Jim slowly looks you up and down, "Well thanks, your my favorite too."

"I'm free tonight if you wanna hang out. My place? We can watch a movie and--"

"Y/n, I need your help with somthing." Ryan states and grabs your arm.

"Oh!" You chirp. He drags you over to his desk and shuts the door. Luckily Toby was busy with Pam and Kelly was out 'sick.

"What the fuck ryan?" You shout at him and pry his hand off your wrist.

"Your trying to make me fucking jealous?" He sneers at you. He backs you up so your leaning against his desk. His body towering over you.

"No why would i?" You innocently ask.

Ryan leans in and sloppily kisses you. Biting your bottom lip before pulling away. You whine at the lost of contact.

"Oh now you want me? Fucking slut." He harsly turns you around and bends you over. "Is this what you fucking want?" He pulls down your skirt and underwear and then his own pants and boxers. He harsly shoves his cock into you.

"Fuck!" You shout at the pain, tear pricking your eyes.

"Shut up." He puts a hand over your mouth. "Is Jim's dick this big? Can he fuck you this good?" He coos in your ear. You just let out a wimper. His speed increasing as he thrusts into. His balls slapping against your ass with no mercy. The pleasure and pain you felt overestimulated you.

"Dont stop." You manged to pant out between thrust. You could feel your orgasm coming. "Fuck." You throw your head back.

You feel him pull out. "Ryan what the fuck?" His hand leaves your mouth.

"Since you want to be a slut, you don't have to orgasm." He pulls up his pants and leave.

You stood their dumbfounded. What the fuck is his deal.

[erogenousmind]

Ask Nicely

“I-I’m really nervous about this. But I know you mentioned you were into...you mentioned some of the things you thought were hot. And I...I think I kinda didn’t react the way I should have. I was just surprised and I kinda needed to process it, you know? But I think...after thinking about, I think it could be pretty...I think it would be really hot...um...if you wanted to...”

Kelly cheeks were on fire. She couldn’t remember blushing like this. She had started her rambling trying to look her boyfriend in the eye, but he had just stared right back into her with that even, implacable gaze. It was so hard to tell what he was thinking, and she had quickly cast her gaze down and was awkwardly staring at her feet when he spoke.

“What are you asking for, Kel?” His voice did not betray any emotion. If he knew what she meant, it didn’t matter. Ryan was going to make her ask for exactly what she wanted, and she knew it. He always made her feel so naked when he was like this, like she had to open herself to him until he could see every inch of her, body and mind.

“You’d been talking about...about hyp-hypnosis, right? That it could be really sexy and you could make me d-do things. That you could control what I think...” Kelly was a stammering mess. “I think that would be...I mean...it sounds really hot. I don’t know if that sorta stuff works or not but um...What I mean is...” She made the mistake of glancing up, and his eyes froze her in place. She needed to ask for what she wanted. She swallowed, trying to summon up her courage. Standing a little straighter and trying to hold her head up she asked the question that had been bubbling in her mind since he had told her about his unusual interest. “Would you brainwash me, please?”

The moment the words were out of her mouth, she felt a rush of something peculiar. It was like fingertips tracing lightly along her skin, making her tingle but less physical somehow, like it was all happening in her head. She pinched her thighs together slightly as whatever had hit her had aroused her, mind and body.

Kelly’s boyfriend allowed a smile that faded as soon as it appeared and came right up to her. He took her chin lightly between his thumb and forefinger and tilted her head up, forcing her to look into those deep, penetrating eyes. “Good girl.”

Kelly shuddered again, feeling an intense pleasure at his words. And then...there were just his eyes. He held her and stared into her soul. All she could do was stare back, her lips parting slightly. What was happening? Why did it feel so good? His eyes felt so...powerful. She could only stare...pleasure. Staring deeper losing herself in those eyes. Captivated...stare deeper lost in eyes pleasure always deeper surrender good girl stare deeper brainwashed deeper...

After a few moments locked in his gaze, Kelly’s eyes began to flutter. Another moment and her arms went limp, her shoulders sagging down as her eyes rolled back into her head. Her mouth fell open. She twitched for just a moment and then her body straightened, still keeping its relaxed posture.

Kelly blinked once. Twice. Her eyes found their way back to his, locked in his gaze once more. They were unfocused now and she swayed gently now, dazed. He spoke once more, “There’s my good girl.” He smiled once more, looking with pride on what was his.

“Yours,” she breathed in response.

“And you are doing so well for me, craving your brainwashing more and more. It’s even taking over your waking mind now. And that’s so exciting for you, when that deepest part of you can seduce your conscious mind, isn’t it?”

“Yes, sir,” she purred. She was swaying gently from side to side, her body loose, her mind open.

“And once your conscious self has been brainwashed, and I’ve claimed even more of you, we can just let her forget and start all over again. Because you love when I brainwash you.”

“I love to be brainwashed...” The automatic response of her mantra brought a dopey grin to her face.

“Then ask properly,” he commanded.

In an instant, she was on her knees looking up at him with big, wide, pleading eyes. “Please, sir. Please brainwash me. Train my conscious mind to surrender to you, to crave your control. Please take away my will, sir. Please train me to obey you. Please brainwash me. Please.”

“Good girl,” he replied, and she swooned. He reached out and pressed a finger gently to her forehead. Her eyes followed it up and rolled back. Then he did as she had asked.

[prettyyoungandbored]

I Wanna See You - Danny Cordray

Pairing: Danny Cordray x Fem!OC

Author’s Note: Oop I did it again.

NOT MY GIF

Rays of the Saturday morning sun blinded Tessa as she grumbled awake.

She looked over to see Danny fast asleep beside her. Memories from last night flooded into her mind.

Public School was flooded with people. The people from the office who showed up were Andy, Oscar, Meredith, Erin, Gabe, Kevin, Ryan, Kelly, and Phyllis who went with her husband, Bob Vance of Vance Refrigerations.

She was relieved the camera crew didn’t show up, despite Danny inviting them.

She greeted her co-workers briefly before making her way to the bar. She made her way through the crowd, keeping an eye out for Danny. She spotted him on the other side of the bar helping one of the bartenders. He wore a flannel shirt over a grey tee.

She made her way to his side of the bar and gently slapped the table.

“Hey Cordray!” she called out.

How he heard her over the blaring music and crowd was beyond her, but sure enough he turned to her and grinned.

He leaned on the bar. “Nice of you to show up.”

“Well, I was promised some Looney Tunes but all I see are some stupid sports games,” she replied. “So, I don’t know how long I’ll be here.”

He tilted his head. “Let me show you something.”

She pushed through the crowd again to meet him near the entrance to what was behind the bar. He pointed ahead.

“This way,” he directed.

She followed him into the pool room where on the television was an old episode of Looney Tunes.

“I told you,” he remarked.

She grinned ear-to-ear, nodding in approval. “It’ll do.”

She pulled up a seat at a nearby high table. Danny leaned on the table.

“What do you want to drink?” he asked.

“Mojito.”

“Stay right here.”

She contemplated whether or not she should stay in his bed any longer, fearing regret of any kind. She wanted to stay, but she remembered who he was.

Still, the sheets were comfy and he was awfully warm.

She laid her head back down and closed her eyes, figuring she’d go back to sleep and deal with it later. Just as she closed her eyes, she felt a weight wrap around her waist and a soft touch on her bare shoulder. Her back was met with a warmth as small breaths his the back of her head.

“Stay,” he whispered, nuzzling his nose in the crook of her neck. “I’ll make you breakfast.”

She froze in his embrace, wondering if he was sleep talking or if he was actually awake.

“I’ll take that as a yes?” he pressed.

She turned her head and sure enough, both eyes were wide open.

“I can stay for breakfast,” she said. “What are you making?”

She turned her body over to face him as Danny pulled her close to his chest. His nose nuzzled against hers.

“I make the best French toast,” he mumbled.

“Oh?”

He hummed in response, his lips grazing over hers.

“I guess I could stay for a taste,” she whispered.

She closed her eyes as his lips grazed over hers. It felt almost exactly like their first kiss.

“Can I ask you something?” she inquired.

They were sitting on the empty back patio outside the bar. They moved there after Kevin and Andy began hounding them in the pool room.

“Go for it,” Danny replied.

“What made you not want to be tied down?”

“My dad worked in an office and he hated every minute of it. Always had something negative to say. I just never wanted to be like that. Plus, you know, I like traveling so I figured I’d might as well get paid to do so.”

“Where does the bar factor in it?”

He shrugged. “Just a dream my buddies and I had. Some of our best memories happened at bars and we figured we have our own. My buddy, Pete, is the manager but we all step in and help.”

“Like bartending?”

“Yup. I did it in college and was pretty good at it.”

“You do make a damn good mojito.”

“Glad you like it.” He paused. “Can I ask you something now? Why have you stayed at Dunder Mifflin this long? Don’t get me wrong, it seems like a decent gig. But still, it’s definitely…something.”

She nodded her head. “I actually like the people. Yeah, they’re weird and some of them are a pain in the ass, but I like being around them. They make work more tolerable. Once you get to know them more, you’ll see what I mean.”

She pulled her lips back. “It was really nice of you to invite everyone.”

“Yeah, I’m glad they came out.” He paused. “I’m also glad you came out tonight.”

“I am too,” she agreed. “I told you dorks were pretty fun.”

He cracked an embarrassed smile. “Yeah, I deserved that one.”

“For what it’s worth, Pam encouraged me to come tonight,” she said. “She thought your apology was genuine enough. It also might have helped that you wrote my name for the costume contest.”

“I told you you had my vote,” he reminded her.

She pursed her lips, nodding. “You did.”

Their eyes met, staying on each other for a moment as the sounds of the other bar patrons inside and Better Than Ezra’s “Good” faded out.

His finger lifted her chin up as his lips press against hers, giving her the sweetest kiss she’d ever had in her life.

And yet, it left her wanting more.

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“Ok, this is some excellent French toast,” she complimented.

“I told you,” he remarked, sipping his coffee.

She wiped her mouth with a napkin and leaned back in the chair. “Let me get this straight - you’re good at sales, you’re good at making drinks, you’re good at kissing, you’re good at sex, AND you’re good at French toast. What can’t you do?”

He chuckled. “That’s nice of you, but could you elaborate on the good sex part?”

“No, I’m being serious,” she continued. “Like what can’t you do?”

He thought for a moment before setting down his coffee. “I can’t come up with a clever way of asking to see you again.”

Her jaw dropped. “Are you kidding me? Danny…seriously?”

He shrugged. “It was worth a shot.”

She leaned on the table. “You really wanna see me again?”

He nodded. “You free tonight?”

“Not anymore apparently,” she answered.

[sunwarmed-ash]

🔥Sinful Sunday🔥

How's your summer? (re-edited)

So this one is old to me but might be new to y'all! I gave it a refluff!

(I had my IUD procedure this week and I'm just too tired. But here's a 9k story)

Fandom: The Office-US Ship: Ryan Howard/Jim Halpert Rating:🔞 Explicit 🔞 Tags: sex dreams, The Weight Loss: Part 2-Altered Canon, bottom Ryan, slut Ryan, top Jim, rough sex, choking, bisexual Ryan, bicurious Jim, public sex, blow jobs, club sex Preview:

"You gonna cum for me slut?" Ryan nods weakly, his head falling back and off the desk as he surrenders and lets Jim use his body. That was enough to send Jim over the edge, he snaps his hips roughly until he's filling Ryan’s ass with a groan.  “M-More,” Ryan begs when he can finally get his mouth to make the words.  Jim raises a sweat-drenched eyebrow. More? They had been fucking for well over an hour. Even he was starting to get sore.  “You sure? Aren't you-” “Fuck me Jim, or I’ll find someone else. It’s not like there’s any shortage of people here.”  And that statement has Jim’s head whipping up, catching eyes with Michael Scott, who A. Wasn't there a second ago... B. Was very much naked, and  C. Was looking far too eager for his turn with Ryan...  What in the- “Stop hogging Ryan, Jim!” The high-pitched whine of Kelly Kapoor's voice came from the same direction. Jim's mouth drys. When did she get- "Yeah, Jim.” Jim's eyes blow wide but refuse to look back in the direction of the indigent tone. He’d know it anywhere, and he’s already had the misfortune of seeing Michael naked, there was no WAY in Hell he was turning to see what Dwight- Jim jerks awake with a startled gasp, blinking away the remnants of the dream faster than his subconscious wanted, and realizing thankfully, (unfortunately?), it was just a dream. He may have still been at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, but he was clothed, and not fucking one temp/boss/ex-boss/fraud/receptionist Ryan Howard over his girlfriend’s desk. God, there was so much to unpack in that one thought it was enough to make him want to pass back out on his desk.   A quiet chuckle to his right has him straightening up suddenly. It probably has something to do with the person it belongs to.  “Day hasn’t even started yet and you’re already asleep at your desk?” Ryan tisks, “Not very professional Halpert.” He sets down a purple Support Local Arts mug on the reception counter, Pam’s mug, before turning on the overhead lights.  Jim winces at the harshness of the fluorescent bulbs before glaring harshly at Ryan. “You do remember you’re not my boss anymore right? Makes your opinion kinda obsolete, Fire-d guy.”  The nickname is lame, admittedly, but he knows how it gets under Ryan’s skin.  Something dangerous flashes in Ryan’s eyes, his smile turns coy. “Ouch, not really a morning person, are ya Jim? I bet Pam likes it though, right?”  Jim’s neck flushes pink and his dick twitches traitorously in his pants. He clenches his fist until his nails bite into his hand. It's 6:32 am. Jim has been here since 5. Ryan has been here exactly two minutes and he’s already exceeded Jim’s tolerance for bullshit. Jim lets his clenched hand fall against the desk with a slap before standing abruptly. Ryan sits in response. Jim’s eyebrows raise curiously. It was too early to try and unpack what that was, and he really needs to get his thoughts off his dream if he had a prayer of surviving work today. He swallows down the final dregs of his coffee just for an excuse to leave the room. 

[eddieredmayneargentinablog]

Article: "Eddie Redmayne Admits He Lives ‘Like a Monk’ Despite Playing Emcee in “Cabaret”’s ‘Hedonistic’ World". -

By Dave Quinn for People, 26 April, 2024.

The actor is starring in a revival of the Kander & Ebb musical, now open at Broadway's August Wilson Theatre in New York City.

Eddie Redmayne isn't living as risqué of a life as his Cabaret character.

The Oscar and Tony Award-winning actor is currently playing the Emcee in the hit Broadway revival of John Kander and Fred Ebb's classic musical, which is now open at the August Wilson Theatre in New York City. And though the atmosphere at the Kit Kat Club might be unrestrained, the pressure of doing eight shows a week keeps Redmayne on his best behavior offstage.

"You live like a monk," he admitted on an episode of Live with Kelly and Ryan that aired on Thursday, April 25. "It’s sort of this odd thing where you’re inviting audiences to come and have a hedonistic, sort of all-consuming evening and yet, you are only drinking water, not speaking, all that stuff."

Taking on the character of the Emcee has taken a physical toll on his body.

"The role itself is quite a workout, but I have this brilliant man called Greg who is sort of this icon on Broadway in that he is the man who keeps people upright," Redmayne said. "I go and see him, I saw him last night. He’s a masseuse. But as much as I love him, and I have great respect for you Greg, he’s horrendous. It’s absolute agony. It’s that sort of thing where you think the pain, it must be doing something, right?"

"I was telling this to Greg last night, he was like, ‘Eddie, your body, it’s broken.’ And it makes you feel so heroic," The Good Nurse star continued. "‘Yeah, I’m the toughest Emcee in the world!’ "

Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club follows fictional American writer Clifford Bradshaw as he moves to Berlin amid the rise of the Nazi party. His observations about the eccentric characters that populate the Kit Kat Club, like the mysterious Emcee and the British singer Sally Bowles, provide the groundwork for both the musical and his future novel.

The musical has long been a success both on the stage and screen. Based on John Van Druten’s 1951 play I Am a Camera, which in turn was adapted from the 1939 novel Goodbye to Berlin by Christopher Isherwood, Cabaret first hit Broadway in 1966. It was later turned into the 1972 film of the same name starring Oscar-winner Liza Minnelli as Sally, and revived on Broadway in 1998 and in 2014, both with Alan Cumming as the Emcee.

A score, by Kander & Ebb, is made up of a string of songs that have become musical theatre mainstays, like “Willkommen,” “Don't Tell Mamma,” “Mein Herr,” “Two Ladies,” “Tomorrow Belongs to Me,” “Money,” “Maybe This Time” and, of course, “Cabaret.”

Redmayne first played the role of the Emcee in the West End, where the production that's now on Broadway originally opened in 2021.

"The reason why so many actors are drawn to [the Emcee] is because it’s almost like an abstract character," Redmayne told Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. "I see him as a bit of a shapeshifter. There’s this one moment where he’s a clown and then he’s almost dressed as a skeleton, so it’s a lot of makeup, a lot of quick changes."

It's also a lot of interactions with the audience.

"He is in a void in some ways, and so often when you're on stage, the other character in a scene with you is the audience. ... So for me, I get to play with beautifully generous American audiences every night," Redmayne said, noting that American audiences are "less reserved" than London audiences.

He explained, "That’s my role; to interact with the audiences and sort of creep in amongst them and play with them and entice and seduce them into the world. [So ]it’s lovely having people who are giving so much. In Britain, the British reserve was slightly more on display."

Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club is directed by Rebecca Frecknall, who also helmed the West End version.

In addition to Redmayne and Gayle Rankin as Sally, the rest of the principle cast is rounded out by Ato Blankson-Wood (Clifford), Steven Skybell (Herr) and Tony winner Bebe Neuwirth (Fräulein), as well as Natascia Diaz (Fraulein Kost and Fritzie) and Henry Gottfried (Ernst Ludwig).

The cast also includes Gabi Campo (Frenchie), Ayla Ciccone-Burton (Helga), Colin Cunliffe (Hans), Loren Lester (Herman/Max), David Merino (Lulu), Julian Ramos (Bobby), MiMi Scardulla (Texas), Paige Smallwood as Rosie, and Marty Lauter (Victor), who is also known as Marcia Marcia Marcia of RuPaul's Drag Race fame.

Live with Kelly and Mark airs weekdays in syndication (check local listings). Tickets for Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club are on sale now.

[sandybrett]

WOE.BEGONE Character Playlists, Part 2

Here are all my character playlists for WOE.BEGONE characters who are not, have never been, and will presumably never be Mike Walters. Listed in order of first appearance. Cut for length and possible vague spoilers.

Matt

"The Magician" by Dizzy "The Winding Stair Mountain Blues" by the Turnpike Troubadours "Cuyahoga Canal" by The Taxpayers (suggested on the Discord) "Down Here" by the Turnpike Troubadours "Research Me Obsessively" from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Anne

"She Lives (In a Time of Her Own)" by The Judybats "A Shot in the Arm" by Wilco "Bravado" by Lorde "We Can Build a Fire" by Autoheart (from a collaborative Ty/Mike playlist) "Shot at the Title" by Curtis McMurtry "The Bonnie Dell House" by Sarah and the Safe Word (from @fortunechaos's Cowgirl Anne playlist)

Ryan & Cannonball

"Turn The Lights Off" by Tally Hall (suggested on Discord) "Blast Doors" by Everything Everything (from Percival's playlist)

Hunter

"So-Called Friend" by Uncle Tupelo "Hanging Tree" by Tim Easton "Heel Turn 1" by The Mountain Goats (suggested by @solipsistful) "Chaplinesque" by Curtis McMurtry "Harvest" by I See Hawks In L.A. "Heel Turn 2" by The Mountain Goats (from @solipsistful's playlist) "Burning Bed" by The Backsliders "When Will You Die?" by They Might Be Giants "Gaucho" by Steely Dan "Can't Cheat Death" by The Ballroom Thieves (from @fortunechaos's Mikey playlist) "my tears richochet" by Taylor Swift "A Fond Farewell" by Elliott Smith

Chance & Shadow

"Emmylou" by First Aid Kit (suggested by @woebegonepod on Discord) "Trouble's Here" by Jann Browne "Don't Follow" by Shelby Merry (from @auxilion's playlist)

Marissa & Charlie

"Old Slew Foot" by Rose Maddox "Miss Marissa" by Reckless Kelly "The Girl I Can't Forget" by Fountains of Wayne "Wilder than Her" by Dar Williams "Don't Follow" by Shelby Merry (from @auxilion's playlist) "it's time to get good at darts" by Brian David Gilbert

Edgar

"What A Heavenly Way To Die" by Troye Sivan "Flaws" by Bastille (from Scholastic Arson's Edgar playlist) "FOOLS" by Troye Sivan "Don't Ask Me Why" by The Backsliders "Body Paint" by Arctic Monkeys (suggested by @fortunechaos) "Out of the Picture" by Son Volt "When Anger Shows" by Editors (from Scholastic Arson's Edgar playlist) "Happiness Will Ruin This Place" by San Fermin (from @ante--meridiem's Mike/Edgar playlist) "I Saw It Coming" by Reckless Kelly "A Lifetime to Find" by Wilco "In Our Bedroom After the War" by Stars (from Scholastic Arson's Edgar playlist) "Mesa, Arizona" by Jeffrey Foucault "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole "Expert in a Dying Field" by The Beths "IDK You Yet" by Alexander 23 (from @auxilion's playlist) "Ours" by Joe Pug (suggested by @woebegonepod on Discord) "Somewhere in Time" by Reckless Kelly

Ty

"This House Is a Circus" by Arctic Monkeys (suggested by @fortunechaos) "Erase" by They Might Be Giants (from @solipsistful's playlist) "I Love You for Psychological Reasons" by They Might Be Giants (from a collaborative Ty/Mike playlist) "My Ugly" by Cloudfodder (from Scholastic Arson's Ty/Mike playlist) "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton (from a collaborative Ty/Mike playlist) "Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other" by Ned Sublette "Panoply" by WOE.BEGONE (from @fortunechaos's Tex/Outlaw playlist) "Otters" by Ryan MacIntyre (from @fortunechaos's Tex/Outlaw playlist) "Expert in a Dying Field" by The Beths "Pot Kettle Black" by Wilco "Outlaw Ty" by WOE.BEGONE "Jenny" by the Mountain Goats "It's All Part of the Plan" by the Punch Brothers "Sway" by The Rolling Stones "Blood Orange Morning Light" by Andrew Montana (from finch's Tex/Outlaw playlist)

Felix

"This House Is a Circus" by Arctic Monkeys "Parallel Universes" by Dan Warren (from @ante--meridiem's Mike playlist) "3 AM" by Matchbox Twenty "Working for the Knife" by Mitski

August

"Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other" by Ned Sublette "Seven Shells" by Fred Eaglesmith "Almost (Sweet Music)" by Hozier "IDK You Yet" by Alexander 23 (from @auxilion's playlist) "I Saw It Coming" by Reckless Kelly "The Curse of the Blackened Eye" by Orville Peck (from Icarus is Falling's Michael/August playlist) "Mostly Major Chords" by Shayfer James (from @fortunechaos's Mikey playlist)

Jam

"Goody Two Shoes" by Adam Ant "Fun" by Troye Sivan "Gaucho" by Steely Dan "Tonight's the Day" by Wilco "ilomilo" by Billie Eilish "Ours" by Joe Pug "The Ballad of Cowboy Jam" by WOE.BEGONE

Eagle

"Kill a Man" by James and the Shame (from @auxilion's playlist) "Eye" by The Scarring Party (from @auxilion's playlist) "War on War" by Wilco "Epithet Erased: Countdown" by plasterbrain and Dawn M. Bennett (from Percival's playlist)

Songs that I desperately want to put on *someone's* playlist but I don't think they currently fit anyone

"Leavin' Yesterday" by John Howie Jr. and the Rosewood Bluff "Tired of Walking" by James McMurtry "Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But..." by Arctic Monkeys "Man Out of Time" by Elvis Costello "Broken Bed" by James McMurtry "Twist the Knife" by Neko Case

[mappingthemoon]

Zines Read 2023

Unemployment / Aaron Lake Smith

Behind the Zines #14 / ed. Billy McCall

Zisk #31 / ed. Mike Faloon & Mike Fournier

Zisk #32: Remembering Bob Gibson / ed. Mike Faloon & Mike Fournier

Zisk #33: Bartolo Colon: Hall of Famer? / ed. Mike Faloon & Mike Fournier

Brief Text Descriptions of Everyday Events / Keith Helt

Flotation Device #18 / Keith Helt

Denacola: Menagerie / Dena Zilber

Nothing Spinning #1: Hydrogen / Lindsey Richter

Nothing Spinning #2: Helium / Lindsey Richter

Scenes from the Late Devonian Period / Lindsey Richter

Stoneybrook Looks / Lindsey E. Richter

sixteen years sober and i was thinking about relapsing / enola dismay

A Cookbook Christmas #5 / Peter & Ansley

QRK5 #6 / Ed Tillman

Save the USPS: A small business’s love letter to an essential American institution / Danny Caine

How to Resist Amazon and Why (rev. 2nd ed.) / Danny Caine

The Paruretic #1: The story of a guy who’s pee shy / Mark Cunning

The Paruretic #2: College / Mark Cunning

The Paruretic #3 Vacation / Mark Cunning

The Paruretic #4: The Search for Help / Mark Cunning

The Paruretic #5: Dating

I Could’ve Killed Alex Jones / Mark Cunning

Gut Bucket Research #10 / David Tighe

I Want an Army Out of Caves… #12/Unclassifiables #3 / ed. David Tighe

Unclassifiables #13 / ed. David Tighe

The Secret of the Moon’s Rotation #33 / ed. David Tighe

Behind the Zines #15 / ed. Billy McCall

Brides of the Mystery / Lydian Brambila

zines in libraries: collecting, cataloging, community / Zine Librarians Interest Group ; Joshua Barton, Violet Fox, Anissa Malady, Kelly McElroy, Matthew Moyer, Sarah G. Wenzel

Zine Librarians Code of Ethics Zine / Heidy Berthoud, Joshua Barton, Jeremy Brett, Lisa Darms, Violet Fox, Jenna Freedman, Jennifer LaSuprema Hecker, Lillian Karabaic, Rhonda Kauffman, Kelly McElroy, Milo Miller, Honor Moody, Jude Vachon, Madeline Veitch, Celina Williams, Kelly Wooten

Ornery Cuss / K Ratticus

Against the Logic of the Guillotine / crimethInc.

Bound to Struggle: Where Kink and Radical Politics Meet #1 / ed. simon strikeback

Bound to Struggle: Where Kink and Radical Politics Meet #2 / ed. simon strikeback

Bound to Struggle: Where Kink and Radical Politics Meet #3: Language / ed. simon strikeback

Bound to Struggle: Where Kink and Radical Politics Meet #5: Praxis / ed. simon strikeback

Men I Think Are the Same Man: Men I Have Mistaken For Each Other (and some women) / aggie

Every Thug Is a Lady: Adventures Without Gender / Julia Eff

tear the petals off of you / Julia Eff

People Like Us: David Byrne’s 1986 Cult Film True Stories as a Search for Autistic Connection / Lewis Attilio Franco

Tracing this Body: Transsexuality, pharmaceuticals & capitalism & New Flesh, New Struggles self discovery thru porn & kink / michelle o’brien

Brides of the Mystery / Lydian Brambila & Ariel Ackerly

An Otherworldly Light #1 / R. P. Schneider (ed.), ChatGPT, Stable Diffusion

An Otherworldly Light #2 / R. P. Schneider (ed.), ChatGPT, Stable Diffusion

Welcome to Our Dimension Party (2nd ed.) / Samantha Hensley

Behind the Zines #16: Zines Saved My Life! / ed. Billy McCall

Weirdo du Jour #3: “Line Cook Love” / K Ratticus

Cathode Ray Mission #1: A Horror and Sci-Fi Fanzine / K Ratticus

Cathode Ray Mission #2: A Horror and Sci-Fi Fanzine / K Ratticus

Testimony, v. 1 / ed. Ryan Avery

Postcards from Irving, v. 5 / Tyler

The Desert Sun #51 / Billy

Proof I Exist #42: Five Days in Chicago / Billy McCall

Zisk #34: If Ichiro Journaled Like Henry Rollins / ed. Mike Faloon & Mike Fournier

Selected list of zine distros and other places to find most of these titles:

Antiquated Future

Behind the Zines Distro (Billy McCall)

Bound to Struggle (simon strikeback)

Crapandemic (Julia Eff)

Dena Zilber

Flotation Device (Keith Helt)

Gut Bucket Research (David Tighe)

Honeycraft (Lindsey Richter)

Lydian Brambila

Policymaker (Mike Fournier)

Related Records (Ryan Avery)

SAMSKETCHBOOK (Sam Hensley)

Weirdo du Jour (K Ratticus)

ZineLibraries.info

PS I'm moonmoth on LibraryThing.

[siremasterlawrence]

The Battle Of A Soap Stud’s

Part 1 - 2

My name is Jackson the first Bachelor in the fantasy group television network My5 has create to facilitate soap fans fantasies of getting with the stars.

I am walking into the palace to my surprise it is Jamie Lomas with a tough, gruff and all so hot look channeling his character he lay his back on the wall

.

This grimacing expression on his face as he faces me the closer I get he walks up to me with a smirk and grabs me in a hug lifting me off of the ground.

He places me back down looking down at me he plants a kiss on my lips unrelenting as he pushes our lips smashing us even closer to each other.

His back starts to feel me up a bit groping my ass tightly as I shove him back giggling but he can’t help but be all handsy with me at this point.

We are on the side wall of the palace in a very exciting new world for me he can’t let go stop thinking about the fun he will have with us all.

He took my hand leading me in to the house once again shutting the door behind us in a sexy fit of drama and musclerama that I am really desire.

He pins me to the door his body embracing me with a quick rush of hot skin burning and his breath make he feverish as he throw him against the door next.

-cough- I hear someone fake a few rough ones out getting my attention is my dream boat Steve Burton who I watched on “ GH for two decades.

He is laying his back on the wall his arms in a cross position he looks so amazing I can’t help checking him out but Jaimie is not in the mood.

He is not having this because he grabs his waist shutting his chance from doing all of

it from me and he blocks Steve’s side from me.

“Hello Lawrence Stone! Right? I have and will never think of imagining being with any guy.”

“Well this is your change to start one with a guy.”

“Give me your hand! Let’s dance”

“Master no!”

“Jaimie go upstairs “

“Fine don’t let him come-opt you “

“Forget him Master! Stay with me Master”

Jamie pissed off slips on the floor of my new shiny kitchen sliding in to the wall as he hit his head and he cries a bit a tough guy and a wuss.

He fixes his face as he starts to search for a few supplies beginning to cook up a spread to regain my attention after seeing my lick Steve’s lips.

Meanwhile! I left Steve to set up for movie night for us all even though he thinks it is and would be better with just the two of us in our naked glory.

Climbing up the stairs to find Josh Kelly of One Life To Live and also recently General Hospital fame waiting for me in the master bedroom suite.

He stood right next to the bed in a black suit with a rose in his hand, he smiles when he sees me enter the room, and a picturesque ideal.

The local is beautiful with a pool the lights are dancing over the ocean blue color it is apparently clear and I am in awe of his love and effort.

“Mmmmm…aroma candle”

“Yes! It’s a holiday scented candle”

“I hope you enjoy it but please join me in bed”

“What the hell happened to the lights?”

“The darkness is so hot”

“We hope you don’t mind”

“Who the hell?”

“Oh! Ryan Presscot”

“Close the door”

“The window shades”

“Get on the bed, disrobe and get on your back”

“You on hands and knees “

“Good bois”

“Mmmmm”

“Fuck Master”

“What did you do?”

“I mean they did”

“Men are not my thing”

“It is right this moment “

“Oh God!”

“Yyyyeeessss”

The end

[therummonster]

My brain won't let me sleep so heres a 2 am ramble about kinda similar characters/parallels between characters in Rockymedia and Ybamedia/Horrormashfriends

Luke(Mc heroes) and Henry(Panik & Henry) are somewhat similar. Luke has a Alien inside of his head that gives him wish magic powers, and Henry seems to have magic seeped into his body some way (he also can understand and talk to a wand). Henry is a magic based character, Luke is a magic based superhero. Both have concepts where they could likely be taken over by their magic (Henrys due to the fact that it's very unstable, and Luke due to the fact that he could snap). Henry has a best friend he cares about, so does Luke, however Henrys best friend is insane and is more of an anti-hero, while Lukes is sane and is a hero. Henry has been the cause of something bad happening, and (technically) Luke was also the cause of something bad happening (peter being injured.). The two would likely get along in a calm setting.

Now Panik(Panik & Henry) and Dr Ostrich(mc heroes) are very similar. Both have a main kind of gun (Atomizer & TFG 10k) and have one/multiple henchmen of sorts (Dr ostriches ostriches and stink and stench, n panikbot and the demodog). The two could be classified as clinically insane. Panik relies on science a lot and thinks magic is dumb, Dr ostrich does the same but kinda leans into the 'magic is cool but should be tested' area in my mind. Panik actually has a friend he cares about, meanwhile Dr Ostrich has some yeetable henchmen, though I guess that may be equivalent since Panik does throw Henry places often. These two would probably be nerdy as shit together when sciencing, but otherwise would probably try to one up eachother.

Sabre (daycare) and Dark (13 st/Wither hill/Etc) act similar in some ways. Both say stupid shit at times, and it makes the others laugh or look at them weird. Both have very specific food preferences/a main food thing about them, Dark doesn't eat pork(irl and he doesn't eat it in Mc either [not sure if for religious reasons or what]) and Sabre likes cheese a lot! Both try to one up a character but also follow the lead of another (For Sabre is Unicorn mann and Ryan, and for Dark it's either Hooper or Action and Rickutto). Both get called nicknames (Dark=Dark Kelly & Sabre=Chicken face/Chicken man/Chicken gizzard/etc). The two would probably get along nicely with eachother in good circumstances.

Ryan(daycare/daycare academy) and Rage(Block city/Pixel town/Haunted neighborhood/Cursed town of tor/etc) are somewhat alike, not very but heres some of the ways that they are. Both take a leading role in their series (Daycare/Daycare Academy/etc & Block city). Both have a friend group and a live interest (Tina & Ashley. Sabre, Ucm, Shark, Goldy & Panik, Henry, Noah, Natasha, Frosty). Both experience a lot each episode/day in their respective places, some could be life threatening some could be just plain weird. Both consistently get confused or forget things. Both have had a mentor at some point. They'd probably get along with some tea and coffee, given to each respectively.

I consistently think about "what if henry/luke/ucm's magic corrupted them" and i love thay concept, cause it opens room for like so many things. Anyways yeah that's my little parallel thing- hope you liked reading it :D Ima sleep now 👍

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yes, this was a very nice read. 10/10, would read again.