#rwby sage

[juanarc-thethird]

A friendly Call Of Duty game.

Team JNPR and Team SSSN are playing each other in a friendly manner.

2 vs 4

Neptune: *Shoot from a balcony*

Nora: *Gets kill*

Nora: Oh shit! They got me!!

1 vs 4

Sun: Nice! And with Nora there are three. Only Jaune is left. Has anyone seen him?

Scarlet: *voice chat* Nop

Sage: *voice chat* Not at all

Sun: Neptune? Can you see something from up there?

Neptune: *voice chat* Let me see...

Neptune POV

Neptune begins to see the map through his scope, but suddenly he is caught by someone from behind.

Neptune: The fuck?!

Jaune: Shh, Shh, Shh, I knew I'd find you here. You feel that on your back?

Neptune: What?

Jaune: That's a nine. But that's no millimeter, son.

Neptune: NOOOOO!!!!! *He screams like a little girl*

1 vs 3

Sage: *voice chat* He got Neptune!

Sun: Everyone, go to where Neptune was!

Sage: *voice chat* Understood!

Sun: Scarlet, did you hear me? Scarlet?

Meanwhile

Scarlet is trapped just like Neptune.

Jaune: *voice chat* Looking like a double-wide surprise... god damn~

1 vs 2

Sage: *voice chat* He got Scarlet! He got Scarlet!!

Sun: Don't panic! It's two against one! We can still win!

Sage: *voice chat* Yeah, you're right. We can still- wait, what was that?!

Sun: Sage?! What happen?!

Sage: *voice chat* Oh shit! He's here! He's he-!!!!

1 vs 1

Sun: Sage?! SAGE?!!! Damn it! Where are you Jaune?! Show yourself, you coward!

At that moment Sun was caught from behind

Jaune: *voice chat* Did you call me?

Sun: *Scared* Please Jaune. Not like this… Don't Diddy me… I'm begging you.

Jaune: *voice chat* Oh… you think I'm gonna make you like Diddy. Ha ha ha. You know… Diddy didn't learn this alone. He learned it from somebody else. Do you want to know from whom?

Sun: W-Who?

Jaune: *voice chat* Me~

Team JNPR Wins!

Meanwhile in Team JNPR's room

Nora: Jaune, what the fuck!

Jaune: It was just a joke! Jeez

------------------- I just saw the new proximity chat they made in Call of duty, and that is wild!🤣🤣🤣

[aliavian]

New ChibiCFVY comic! Starring Team SSSN(N) again! 🥰

[rosesonapond]

[superiorsturgeon]

Football

Ren: Hike!

Nora: *hikes football*

Jaune: *hands off to Pyrrha*

Pyrrha: *tucks the ball and charges*

Pyrrha: *flings Sun aside one-handed*

Pyrrha: *flips Neptune over her shoulder*

Pyrrha: *shoulder-slams Sage off his feet*

Pyrrha: *runs straight over Scarlet into the end zone*

Jaune/Nora/Ren: Touchdown!! 😃

Pyrrha: *victory dance* 😁

Sun: *clutching his arm* You guys suck! You only have one play: give Pyrrha the ball and she runs it! 🤕

Nora: Oh yeah? We’ll show you!

Ren: Hike!

Jaune: *tucks ball*

Pyrrha: *scoops up Jaune and plows through SSSN like a freight train, using Jaune as a battering ram*

Pyrrha: *victory dancing again* 😁

Jaune: *lying on the ground clutching his ribs* Woo…! Touch-ohdeargodsItasteblood-down! 😅

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Christmas Tales

Blessing of the Hunt

It was Christmas Eve in the Kingdom of Vale and Jaune, Blake, Sun, Scarlet, Sage and Neptune all gathered around a table inside the Crow Bar tavern. Each of the boys guzzled on a large pint of beer, much to the concern of Blake.

Blake: Jaune, that's the fifth beer you've chugged down. Let me get you some water.

Jaune: Nononono, *giggles* I'm fiiiiiiiiine~

Blake: Jaune, sweetie, you're drunk.

Sage: Ah lay off him! *hic* After being dragged by that Nevermore, he's earned himself a treat!

Scarlet: Barkeep! Another round for my friends! *smashes cup on the floor*

Blake: *shakes head* I don't think so. *carries Jaune* Come on, Jaune.

Jaune: Wha? But we're having fuuuuuunnn!

Blake: You've had quite enough fun here, Mister. Besides, I'm not cleaning up after you again.

Jaune: Don't worrrrrrry, I got it *burp* all under control!

Blake: *groans* Let's just get out of here.

Blake waved goodbye to the SSSN Knights and carried her drunken boyfriend outside. She felt a cold tingle on her nose and looked up to find that it started to snow. She and Jaune trudged along the path to their house, with the snow falling faster and heavier. Soon the air turned biting cold and a low howl rumbled in Blake's ears. Her eyes shrank and her breath became sharp. They needed somewhere to hide. Fast. Blake's eyes darted around the landscape and they fell upon an icy forest. It wasn't perfect, but it should suffice for now. Blake quietly grunted as she trudged along, dragging Jaune. As she continued stepping forward, the howls grew louder and they were followed by the violent galloping of hooves. Blake had no time to think and hurled herself and Jaune behind a nearby tree.

Jaune: B-Blaaaake? Wha-

Blake: *covers Jaune's mouth* Shhhh. We have to be quiet. Otherwise we'll be seen by them.

Jaune: *whispers* W-Who?

Suddenly, a loud bang cracked the air and a pale horse appeared right in front of the couple. It had ghastly, glowing blue eyes and sat atop it was a cloaked man wearing a crow's mask and wielding a sword and chain Slowly, he turned his head and growled.

Wild Hunt Leader: Well, well, well. Looks like some travellers dared to venture into our forests. This place is off limits to mortals, I'm afraid.

Blake: *gulps*L-Listen, o' honourable leader of The Wild Hunt, we were only trying to escape from the snow and-

Wild Hunt Leader: I don't want to hear your excuses, dear. Those who trespass here have to pay the toll; your lives. *points sword* Don't worry, I'll be sure to make it quick.

The Wild Hunt Leader raised his sword to hack at Blake, but Jaune quickly rose up and grabbed the blade, wincing at cuts in his hands.

Jaune: Grrrr! Don'cha *hic* lay a fffffinger on herrrrrrr.

Blake: Jaune, no! What are you doing?!

Wild Hunt Leader: I'd listen to your beloved if I were you. No one has ever dared to fight us and survive. You're completely outclassed.

Jaune: Whooo ssssssaid anyshing abou fightin' ya? *giggles* I gotta bedder idea!

Blake: Oh for the love of- *facepalm*

Jaune: You and I play tugofwar! If we win, we go bye-bye! If you win, you can lemme be a while hunger!

Wild Hunt Leader: *chuckles* I assure you that we are not that desperate for new members, especially the living.

Jaune: Oh come onnnnnn! You chicken? Bawk-bawk-bawk.

Wild Hunt Leader: *laughs* Very well. *gives chain* We'll go three rounds. Good luck.

The Wild Hunt Leader gave one end of the chain to Jaune as he held onto the other and rode far away to other side of the forest. Blake was in complete shock. Jaune was impulsive and reckless, but she never known him to be this stupid. Her blood was boiling with anger and her brow furrowed.

Blake: What the hell were you thinking?! How could you gamble our very lives like this?! You do not stand a chance against him, you know that! Why would you even-

Jaune: *covers Blake's mouth* Shhhhhhhh, I has a plans! Look.

Jaune wrapped the chain around the tree trunk several times, gritting his teeth from the heavy weight.

Jaune: Watch this. *shouts* Ready!

From the distance, the Wild Hunt Leader tugged hard, making the chain rattle. However, it still stood wrapped around the tree. He tried again, but the same thing happened. The Wild Hunt Leader roared and tugged again for a third and final time. But the chain still stood intact. Blake looked at Jaune, who grinned at her.

Jaune: Neat, huh?

The Wild Hunt Leader rode back and found out what happened. He dismounted his horse walked towards Jaune. Jaune backed into the tree and felt his heart race. He was going to die. He knew it. But then something peculiar happend happened. The Wild Hunt Leader took the sword from his belt and placed it Jaune's hands.

Jaune: ....huh?

Wild Hunt Leader: You have bested me, mortal and for that, I congratulate you with this gift.

Jaune: B-B-B-But I cheastesd.

Wild Hunt Leader; No you didn't, you beat me. Battle is not just about strength, it's about wits too. That is what truly keeps you alive. I honour with this gift; the sword Crocea Mors.

Jaune: *smiles* Shank you! *bows clumsily*

Wild Hunt Leader: Farewell, mortals *mounts horse*and Merry Christmas.

The horse gave a booming neigh as the Wild Hunt Leader rode off to join his troops. Blake gave a warm smile and wrapped Jaune in a loving hug.

Blake: *giggles* This is the last time you're drinking, mister. I mean it, no more.

Jaune: Awww, okays. *hugs her*

Blake: *kisses Jaune* Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

[invincibleweasel]

RWBY Characters When Asked If They Like Yaoi or Not.

[moltensmusings]

Decided to try and finish Arrowfell to distract myself from waiting for another game. Resulted in me thinking about rewrites and missing sssn

Little sticker design

[smh0217]

Sun: MAXIMALS!

Jaune: AUTOBOTS!

Sun & Jaune: ROLL OUT!!!

*Teams ARSON and SSSN charge into battle leaving team RWBY standing there confused*

Ruby: …

Weiss: What was that all about?

Yang: And what the hell is an Autobot and Maximal???

Sun, off in the distance: SCARLET, SAGE, NEPTUNE! MAXIMIZE!

Blake: I really wish I knew so that I could tell you.

[howlingday]

Scarlet's Curse

Grimm: (Snarls)

Scarlet: AGH! YOUWHOHAUNTTHISPLACE INTHENAMEOFTHELORDICOMMANDYOU TOGOBACKTOWHEREYOUCAMEFROM MAYYOURSOULRETURNTOTHEEARTH MAYYOURBODYRETURNTOTHEDUST!.

Grimm: ...

Scarlet: Wait... Did it... Did it not work?

Sun: Read it slower, Scarlet.

Scarlet: You who haunt this place, in the name of the Lord, I command you to go back to where you came from. May your soul return to the earth. May your body return to the dust. So be the will of the Lord.

Grimm: ...

Sun: ...Dude, let me try.

Sun: You who haunt this place, in the name of the Lord, I command you to go back to where you came from. May your soul return to the earth. May your body return to the dust. So be the will of the Lord.

Grimm: (999dmg)

Sun: Hey, I did it~! I exercised it!

Scarlet: ...WHAAAT?!

Neptune: Aw, it's okay, Scarlet. It's not you. It's the fact that you're British, probably.

Scarlet: Somebody in the chat just said, "BRITISH DEBUFF". I- I am fucking done, dude. Alright, I'm out.

Neptune: Scarlet? You okay, dude? You mad because you're British?

Sage: Yeah, man. L + Ratio + You're British.

Scarlet: ...

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Scarlet: Dear Diary, today I found out that I am British. I have never felt so cringe in my life. All my friends make fun of me, even my teammates. Even Grimm. Apparently, nobody wants to associate with me, not even the Grimm. Therefore, I will just stay in limbo forever. Thank you.

[notmaplemable]

A little later in Whitley's room.

Whitley: Mother-

Summer: Yes!?

Whitley: You are aware that all of the women I know are either related to me, married, or about to be married.

Summer: Huh, that is a problem...

Whitley: So as you can see, I am unable to give you any-

Summer: Wait! You could date one of Blanche's girls! I'd get tons of grandbabies that way!

Whitley: ...So close.

Weapons of Love 7

Scarlet: Wasn't he going to Menagerie with Blake?

Sage: Yeah, something about having a big plan for something.

Neptune: Dammit. I swear, if I had a nickel for every time he ran off to Menagerie for Blake for whatever reason I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but couldn't he just invite us for once!?

Back to Menagerie

Jaune: Wait Sun.

Sun: Yeah?

Jaune: Where's your team?

Sun: ...

Blake: You didnt forget to tell them, did you?

Sun: ...Neptune is going to kill me.

[gorillageek27]

Ruby: we decided to split the teams. Me, jaune, sun and coco are one team. Team jrcs

Weiss: okay

Ruby: Weiss sage yatsu, and ren are on a team. Team no fun

Weiss: hey

Ren: hurtful but accurate

Ruby: Blake, velvet, Scarlet, and Pyrrha on a team

Velvet: oh okay.

Ruby: team, high maintenance

Velevte: what!? I'm not!

Coco: sweetie. You organize toilet paper

Velvet: hmmm

Ruby: and finally yang, fox, Nora, and neptune. team party!

Yang: aawwww yeaaaa!

Fox: ha! This is gonna be terrible.

[genimas]

After the 3rd post about Vacuo designs, I think, I have decided to create new outfits for 100 characters that would appear in Volume 10.

I count Ozpin as a character, also minus the Summer Maiden and Zwei (yes, I count him as a character too), so technically I only have to redesign 97 characters. Background characters in the show will likely change the least or not at all, so I'm just gonna adjust them slightly.

I have a list, but it still hasn't reach 100, already included book characters

For the record, I don't have any fashion sense whatsoever, this is like a side challenge and side project to help me productive and also to study the design in RWBY.

[markzschiegnerii]

Team SSSN is babysitting Yin... and get more than they bargained for

#RWBY #BlakeBelladonna #YangXiaoLong #SunWukong

Edited By @enigma2meagain

Cast Mark Zschiegner II KShadowVA JC Vibrant ThatKaitoDan

Comic Art by:AG Nonsuch

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Grim Tales

Calling of the Witchblade

Jaune and Sage waited outside the Rose-Xiao Long house wearing their costumes. Sage wore a dark blue suit and had prop pistol attached to his waist. Jaune, meanwhile, was dressed as a barbarian, complete with a black headband, leather boots and furred loincloth. Sage giggled slightly as he saw him shiver.

Sage: See, this is why I told you that going shirtless was a bad idea.

Jaune: I'm not cold, I'm just nervous. I've never met a girlfriend's parents before. What do I even say?

Sage: Dude, relax. I've already met Mr Xiao Long and Miss Rose before and they're totally cool. I'm sure they'll love you. Well, if you aren't too much like yourself.

Jaune: *deadpan look* Gee, thanks. *rings doorbell*

Sage/Jaune: Trick or treat!

The door opened and inside stood Yang and Ruby. Yang wore a stylish yellow dress, black waist ribbon, black stockings, yellow boots and a witch's hat. Ruby was dressed as a werewolf, with red fake wolf ears and tail, red paws and red furred boots. They looked at their boyfriends and smirked delightfully.

Yang: Looks it's treats for us.

Ruby: Yep! *playful growl*

Jaune: *blushes* H-Hi Ruby, happy birthday. *hugs her*

Sage: *small laugh* Hey there, babe. *kisses Yang*

Taiyang: Ah, so the boys have finally arrived.

Taiyang walked into the hallway holding 3 large pumpkins. He had grey zombie facepaint and wore a ripped shirt and jeans.

Sage: Great to see you again, Mr Xiao Long.

Jaune: Um, nice to meet you sir. I'm Jaune. Jaune Arc.

Taiyang: Pleasure. *shakes Jaune's hand* Oooh, quite a grip.

Yang: Hey day, you need a hand with those pumpkins?

Taiyang: It's all good, sweetheart. Besides, you better save those hands for the Carving Contest.

Yang: Aw yeah! You're so going down this year! *points at Tai*

Ruby: Has anyone heard from mom yet?

Yang: Beats me. She's never this late.

Taiyang: She probably got held up at work. It's probably nothing.

* * *

[City of Vale- Murk District]

Summer Rose wandered into a dingy, slimey alleyway. On her right hand was a silver bracelet with a ruby at the center and it faintly glowed as she continued walking.

Summer: You'd better show yourself. It's my daughter's birthday and I do NOT intend on being late!

Low growling could be heard from all corners and 3 Beowolves peered from the shadows. Summer's bracelet glowes brighter and her red leather jacket and black jeans transformed into scarlet armour that exposed most of her voluptuous body. The Beowolves snarled and lunged towards her. Summer smirked and made quick work of them. She threw several punches and kicks at the Grimm, sending them flying across the alleyway. They gave pained moans before crumbling to ash.

Summer: Was that it? Give me a break.

Her short lived victory was interrupted by a loud roar coming from behind her. She turned around to see an Ursa raising its claw. She managed to block the attack just in time, yet was still knocked back slightly. Summer regained compsure and a long blade protruded from her right arm. The Ursa roared fiercely and got on all fours. They stared at each other intensely before making the charge.

SLASH!!!

A chunk of the Ursa's arm was torn off and it toppled over. Summer turned and leaped onto its stomach and stabbed it in the neck. Black blood seeped out and, like its Beowolf bretheren, the Ursa crumbled to ash. Summer transformed back to her street clothes and left the alleyway.

Summer: What a waste of time. I spent hours trying to search for clues and all I get are low-level Grimm.

Suddenly, the caws of crows filled the air and Summer looked up to find a murder of them flying above her.

Summer: Hmph. What the hell do you want, Qrow?

[neptunevasilias]

No idea if this is the highest quality version of this image, but this is what Kanis sent me this morning and I haven't seen anyone else post it by itself yet.