#rwby sage

[juanarc-thethird]

A friendly Call Of Duty game.

Team JNPR and Team SSSN are playing each other in a friendly manner.

2 vs 4

Neptune: *Shoot from a balcony*

Nora: *Gets kill*

Nora: Oh shit! They got me!!

1 vs 4

Sun: Nice! And with Nora there are three. Only Jaune is left. Has anyone seen him?

Scarlet: *voice chat* Nop

Sage: *voice chat* Not at all

Sun: Neptune? Can you see something from up there?

Neptune: *voice chat* Let me see...

Neptune POV

Neptune begins to see the map through his scope, but suddenly he is caught by someone from behind.

Neptune: The fuck?!

Jaune: Shh, Shh, Shh, I knew I'd find you here. You feel that on your back?

Neptune: What?

Jaune: That's a nine. But that's no millimeter, son.

Neptune: NOOOOO!!!!! *He screams like a little girl*

1 vs 3

Sage: *voice chat* He got Neptune!

Sun: Everyone, go to where Neptune was!

Sage: *voice chat* Understood!

Sun: Scarlet, did you hear me? Scarlet?

Meanwhile

Scarlet is trapped just like Neptune.

Jaune: *voice chat* Looking like a double-wide surprise... god damn~

1 vs 2

Sage: *voice chat* He got Scarlet! He got Scarlet!!

Sun: Don't panic! It's two against one! We can still win!

Sage: *voice chat* Yeah, you're right. We can still- wait, what was that?!

Sun: Sage?! What happen?!

Sage: *voice chat* Oh shit! He's here! He's he-!!!!

1 vs 1

Sun: Sage?! SAGE?!!! Damn it! Where are you Jaune?! Show yourself, you coward!

At that moment Sun was caught from behind

Jaune: *voice chat* Did you call me?

Sun: *Scared* Please Jaune. Not like this… Don't Diddy me… I'm begging you.

Jaune: *voice chat* Oh… you think I'm gonna make you like Diddy. Ha ha ha. You know… Diddy didn't learn this alone. He learned it from somebody else. Do you want to know from whom?

Sun: W-Who?

Jaune: *voice chat* Me~

Team JNPR Wins!

Meanwhile in Team JNPR's room

Nora: Jaune, what the fuck!

Jaune: It was just a joke! Jeez

------------------- I just saw the new proximity chat they made in Call of duty, and that is wild!🤣🤣🤣

[aliavian]

New ChibiCFVY comic! Starring Team SSSN(N) again! 🥰

[rosesonapond]

[neonleon22]

RWBY Blob Dump

I am having a lot of fun drawing like this!!

they all look so cute

[superiorsturgeon]

Football

Ren: Hike!

Nora: *hikes football*

Jaune: *hands off to Pyrrha*

Pyrrha: *tucks the ball and charges*

Pyrrha: *flings Sun aside one-handed*

Pyrrha: *flips Neptune over her shoulder*

Pyrrha: *shoulder-slams Sage off his feet*

Pyrrha: *runs straight over Scarlet into the end zone*

Jaune/Nora/Ren: Touchdown!! 😃

Pyrrha: *victory dance* 😁

Sun: *clutching his arm* You guys suck! You only have one play: give Pyrrha the ball and she runs it! 🤕

Nora: Oh yeah? We’ll show you!

Ren: Hike!

Jaune: *tucks ball*

Pyrrha: *scoops up Jaune and plows through SSSN like a freight train, using Jaune as a battering ram*

Pyrrha: *victory dancing again* 😁

Jaune: *lying on the ground clutching his ribs* Woo…! Touch-ohdeargodsItasteblood-down! 😅

[invincibleweasel]

RWBY Characters When Asked If They Like Yaoi or Not.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Grim Tales

Calling of the Witchblade

Jaune and Sage waited outside the Rose-Xiao Long house wearing their costumes. Sage wore a dark blue suit and had prop pistol attached to his waist. Jaune, meanwhile, was dressed as a barbarian, complete with a black headband, leather boots and furred loincloth. Sage giggled slightly as he saw him shiver.

Sage: See, this is why I told you that going shirtless was a bad idea.

Jaune: I'm not cold, I'm just nervous. I've never met a girlfriend's parents before. What do I even say?

Sage: Dude, relax. I've already met Mr Xiao Long and Miss Rose before and they're totally cool. I'm sure they'll love you. Well, if you aren't too much like yourself.

Jaune: *deadpan look* Gee, thanks. *rings doorbell*

Sage/Jaune: Trick or treat!

The door opened and inside stood Yang and Ruby. Yang wore a stylish yellow dress, black waist ribbon, black stockings, yellow boots and a witch's hat. Ruby was dressed as a werewolf, with red fake wolf ears and tail, red paws and red furred boots. They looked at their boyfriends and smirked delightfully.

Yang: Looks it's treats for us.

Ruby: Yep! *playful growl*

Jaune: *blushes* H-Hi Ruby, happy birthday. *hugs her*

Sage: *small laugh* Hey there, babe. *kisses Yang*

Taiyang: Ah, so the boys have finally arrived.

Taiyang walked into the hallway holding 3 large pumpkins. He had grey zombie facepaint and wore a ripped shirt and jeans.

Sage: Great to see you again, Mr Xiao Long.

Jaune: Um, nice to meet you sir. I'm Jaune. Jaune Arc.

Taiyang: Pleasure. *shakes Jaune's hand* Oooh, quite a grip.

Yang: Hey day, you need a hand with those pumpkins?

Taiyang: It's all good, sweetheart. Besides, you better save those hands for the Carving Contest.

Yang: Aw yeah! You're so going down this year! *points at Tai*

Ruby: Has anyone heard from mom yet?

Yang: Beats me. She's never this late.

Taiyang: She probably got held up at work. It's probably nothing.

* * *

[City of Vale- Murk District]

Summer Rose wandered into a dingy, slimey alleyway. On her right hand was a silver bracelet with a ruby at the center and it faintly glowed as she continued walking.

Summer: You'd better show yourself. It's my daughter's birthday and I do NOT intend on being late!

Low growling could be heard from all corners and 3 Beowolves peered from the shadows. Summer's bracelet glowes brighter and her red leather jacket and black jeans transformed into scarlet armour that exposed most of her voluptuous body. The Beowolves snarled and lunged towards her. Summer smirked and made quick work of them. She threw several punches and kicks at the Grimm, sending them flying across the alleyway. They gave pained moans before crumbling to ash.

Summer: Was that it? Give me a break.

Her short lived victory was interrupted by a loud roar coming from behind her. She turned around to see an Ursa raising its claw. She managed to block the attack just in time, yet was still knocked back slightly. Summer regained compsure and a long blade protruded from her right arm. The Ursa roared fiercely and got on all fours. They stared at each other intensely before making the charge.

SLASH!!!

A chunk of the Ursa's arm was torn off and it toppled over. Summer turned and leaped onto its stomach and stabbed it in the neck. Black blood seeped out and, like its Beowolf bretheren, the Ursa crumbled to ash. Summer transformed back to her street clothes and left the alleyway.

Summer: What a waste of time. I spent hours trying to search for clues and all I get are low-level Grimm.

Suddenly, the caws of crows filled the air and Summer looked up to find a murder of them flying above her.

Summer: Hmph. What the hell do you want, Qrow?

[moltensmusings]

Decided to try and finish Arrowfell to distract myself from waiting for another game. Resulted in me thinking about rewrites and missing sssn

Little sticker design

[smh0217]

Sun: MAXIMALS!

Jaune: AUTOBOTS!

Sun & Jaune: ROLL OUT!!!

*Teams ARSON and SSSN charge into battle leaving team RWBY standing there confused*

Ruby: …

Weiss: What was that all about?

Yang: And what the hell is an Autobot and Maximal???

Sun, off in the distance: SCARLET, SAGE, NEPTUNE! MAXIMIZE!

Blake: I really wish I knew so that I could tell you.

[howlingday]

Scarlet's Curse

Grimm: (Snarls)

Scarlet: AGH! YOUWHOHAUNTTHISPLACE INTHENAMEOFTHELORDICOMMANDYOU TOGOBACKTOWHEREYOUCAMEFROM MAYYOURSOULRETURNTOTHEEARTH MAYYOURBODYRETURNTOTHEDUST!.

Grimm: ...

Scarlet: Wait... Did it... Did it not work?

Sun: Read it slower, Scarlet.

Scarlet: You who haunt this place, in the name of the Lord, I command you to go back to where you came from. May your soul return to the earth. May your body return to the dust. So be the will of the Lord.

Grimm: ...

Sun: ...Dude, let me try.

Sun: You who haunt this place, in the name of the Lord, I command you to go back to where you came from. May your soul return to the earth. May your body return to the dust. So be the will of the Lord.

Grimm: (999dmg)

Sun: Hey, I did it~! I exercised it!

Scarlet: ...WHAAAT?!

Neptune: Aw, it's okay, Scarlet. It's not you. It's the fact that you're British, probably.

Scarlet: Somebody in the chat just said, "BRITISH DEBUFF". I- I am fucking done, dude. Alright, I'm out.

Neptune: Scarlet? You okay, dude? You mad because you're British?

Sage: Yeah, man. L + Ratio + You're British.

Scarlet: ...

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Scarlet: Dear Diary, today I found out that I am British. I have never felt so cringe in my life. All my friends make fun of me, even my teammates. Even Grimm. Apparently, nobody wants to associate with me, not even the Grimm. Therefore, I will just stay in limbo forever. Thank you.

[juanarc-thethird]

The perfect boyfriend.

In the park, Sun, Neptune, Sage, Jaune, Cardin, and Mercury are paying attention to what Weiss is going to tell them.

Weiss: Well guys, I brought you all here because I'm looking for a boyfriend. I'm going to read you the requirements.

The boys get excited.

Weiss: He has to be handsome.

The boys: Of course we are/We are super handsome/The most handsome!

Weiss: He has to be very affectionate.

The boys: Always/That's how my mom raised me/Affectionate 24/7

Weiss: He is not a pervert.

Cardin: *leaves* I didn't want to date you anyway.

Weiss: He doesn't play soccer.

Mercury: *Leaves* It is called football!

Weiss: He doesn't miss his ex.

Jaune: *Leaves* Pyrrha never would have said that.

Weiss: And that he doesn't kiss his buddies goodnight.

Sun/Neptune: *They leave without saying a word*

In the end, only Sage and Weiss remain.

Weiss: Congratulations Sage, you will be my boyfriend from now on.

Sage: Boyfriend? I'm sorry but you're getting confused. I was looking for a best friend.

Weiss: Eh?

Sage: By the way, do you have that perverted boy's phone number? He is kind of cute.

[notmaplemable]

A little later in Whitley's room.

Whitley: Mother-

Summer: Yes!?

Whitley: You are aware that all of the women I know are either related to me, married, or about to be married.

Summer: Huh, that is a problem...

Whitley: So as you can see, I am unable to give you any-

Summer: Wait! You could date one of Blanche's girls! I'd get tons of grandbabies that way!

Whitley: ...So close.

Weapons of Love 7

Scarlet: Wasn't he going to Menagerie with Blake?

Sage: Yeah, something about having a big plan for something.

Neptune: Dammit. I swear, if I had a nickel for every time he ran off to Menagerie for Blake for whatever reason I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but couldn't he just invite us for once!?

Back to Menagerie

Jaune: Wait Sun.

Sun: Yeah?

Jaune: Where's your team?

Sun: ...

Blake: You didnt forget to tell them, did you?

Sun: ...Neptune is going to kill me.

[gorillageek27]

Ruby: we decided to split the teams. Me, jaune, sun and coco are one team. Team jrcs

Weiss: okay

Ruby: Weiss sage yatsu, and ren are on a team. Team no fun

Weiss: hey

Ren: hurtful but accurate

Ruby: Blake, velvet, Scarlet, and Pyrrha on a team

Velvet: oh okay.

Ruby: team, high maintenance

Velevte: what!? I'm not!

Coco: sweetie. You organize toilet paper

Velvet: hmmm

Ruby: and finally yang, fox, Nora, and neptune. team party!

Yang: aawwww yeaaaa!

Fox: ha! This is gonna be terrible.

[markzschiegnerii]

Team SSSN is babysitting Yin... and get more than they bargained for

#RWBY #BlakeBelladonna #YangXiaoLong #SunWukong

Edited By @enigma2meagain

Cast Mark Zschiegner II KShadowVA JC Vibrant ThatKaitoDan

Comic Art by:AG Nonsuch

[neptunevasilias]

No idea if this is the highest quality version of this image, but this is what Kanis sent me this morning and I haven't seen anyone else post it by itself yet.