#rwby professor ozpin

[bonez-yard]

"I...is that really you, Oz?"

A commission for @cara-kira

She wanted me to draw his AU "If Ozpin lived" and I am just staring cause,,, cause oh my-

My first time drawing OzQrow and yes I will stare at these two very much

Please do not STEAL/COPY/REPOST my art!!!

[xkiramel]

not necessarily nsfw, but a bit too saucy to post on my main blog lol

Allow me to introduce you to a rather self-indulgent AU, being my Burlesque AU. In which Oz left his job as Beacon's headmaster to start up his own Burlesque club :>

[starlightshadowsworld]

Got Oz as a twitch streamer thonks.

I like to think he plays little indie cosy games with a sprinkle of animal crossing.

He has a very stressful life and just wants to unwind.

And chat is always full of people like oh man I needed this, good vibes only.

He always talks about his love for the game, be it the mechanics to the concept to the artsyyle.

And if a student of his made it you just know he's going to praise it.

Games like Coffee talk, unpacking etc.

He also definitely plays animal crossing.

Oz's favourite animal crossing character is Blathers because he reminds him of Oobleck.

He has recreated his fashion sense in the game.

His house is a small cabin and he gets teary eyed when someone compliments it.

Says it "reminds me of simpler times."

He also has a fondness for Professor Layton.

Smiling warmly whenever someone says "corporate wants you to spot the difference."

Absolutely has referred to Luke as Oscar.

Played the pacifist route of Undertale and hums along to the songs.

Just goes

"Oh.. Oh no" whenever shit goes down.

He did play untitled goose game and went absolutely unhinged and apologised after but everyone in the chat was egging him on.

All fear the mighty Goospin.

[sasasafeier]

[arc-misadventures]

Hey I have an idea for an AU I saw on YouTube a Guardian Beast au do you think you can pull this off

Lord of Beasts

Ozpin: Alright students... You are the lucky few who have been granted the powers of a, Spiritual Beast. Now, you've all come here to learn to control your powers. An untrained, Spiritual Beast Master can be a danger both to themselves, and others. So before we begin your lessons, please show us your, Spiritual Beast's.

Jaune: W-Wait... w-w-we gotta show our beasts...?! Why?!

Glynda: It is best if we know what your, Spiritual Beasts are so we may best help you learn to master their powers. Some, Spiritual Beasts require more precise training to master. As well we will know what dangerous those particular beast may entail.

Jaune: But, do we have to show you who they are...? I-I mean you know I have spiritual powers, why do I have to show you any more than that?

Glynda: For ours, and more importantly your safety, Mr. Arc. We need to prepare for whatever incidents may occur because of your, Spiritual Beasts powers.

Jaune: Curse you, and your sound, logical reasoning...

Ozpin: Alright, let us begin then... Ruby Rose?

Ruby: Sir!

Ozpin: Will you please summon your, Beast please?

Ruby: Okay!

Ruby put her hands together as a swirl of black clouds whirled around her, before she thrust them forward, a shouted her, Beasts name.

Ruby: Zwei! I summon you!

From within her shadow emerged a beast before darting around, Ruby, and appearing in front of her. What appeared was a silver, black wolf, who barked at the ensembled teachers.

Oobaleck: A Shadow Wolf? Impressive, Miss Rose.

Port: Ahh yes, we will have to teacher her all about shadow, and wind magic then. This shall be most exciting!

Ozpin: Well done, Miss. Rose. Now then, Miss Xiao Long?

Yang: On it!

Yang did the same as her little sister, and held out her hands, but instead of a black mist red flames flying in the wind swirled around her. She pushed her hands out, and shouted:

Yang: Come forth: Ember Celica!

A plume of fire appeared before, Yang, that flew up in the air, before a bird of fire landed on her out stretched arm.

Glynda: A phoenix... no, an, Eternal Flame Phoenix!

Ozpin: It's rare to see such a bird, since they are so passionate, and noble they rarely choose a master. Well done, Miss Xiao Long.

Yang: Thank you, Sir!

Ozpin: Alright, on to the next...

~~~

Port: I must say we, have a most promising crop of, Spiritual Masters this year!

Peach: I must agree! We have a vast array of magic to be taught this year! I am especially looking forward to all the healing, Spiritual Beasts, and their masters I must teach this year.

Glynda: Yes, I am looking forward to teaching, Miss Schnee's, Nine Tail Fox, and Ms. Nikos's, Spiritual Dragon.

Port: I am looking forward to teaching, Miss Valkyrie's on how best to use the powers of her, Thunder Lion. Will you be teaching, Mr. Ren's, Shadow Tail Fox, and Miss. Belladonna's, Shadow Jaguar?

Oobaleck: Yes. As well as, Miss Rose's, Shadow Wolf.

Ozpin: Yes, this is looking to be a most promising year. But, before we start making schedules on these students lessons we have one more student to evaluate. So, then.. Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Y-Yes...?

Ozpin: Can you show us your, Spiritual Beast?

Jaune: Uhhh...?

Jaune looked over to the side, and then back to the, Headmaster Ozpin.

Jaune: No...?

Ozpin: Are... are you refusing to show us your, Spiritual Beast?

Jaune: Yes...?

Ozpin: You sound uncertain?

Glynda: Is something wrong, Mr. Arc?

Jaune pocked his fingers together, as he was nervously looked around.

Jaune: Kinda...?

Ozpin: What's wrong, Mr. Arc?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: She uhh... she doesn't want to come out...

Port: It doesn't want to come out?

Peach: No wait, 'she?'

Ozpin: So, your, Spiritual Beast doesn't want to be summoned?

Jaune: Uhh... no... She doesn't want to show herself...

OGPOP: ...

Ozpin: She... She doesn't want to show herself. Does that mean you’ve already summoned her?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Yes...?

OGPOP: WHAT?!

Glynda: You've already summoned your, Spiritual Beast?!

Port: How did we not see you summoning it?!

Oobaleck: How is it concealing it's presence?!

Peach: Why do you keep referring to it as a female?!

Ozpin: And, why doesn't it not wish to show itself?!

OGPOP: TELL US NOW!

Jaune recoiled in shock as his teachers all collectively bombarded with questions as they also shouted at him.

Jaune: ...?!

Jaune: Okay... I've only summoned her the one time...

Peach: Why only the one time?

Jaune: Because when I first summoned her, she just never left...

Peach: What?!

Port: To maintain a summoned, Spiritual Beast, consumes a persons. Aura, you must have a massive aura amount of aura to maintain a summon for... h-how long has your, Spiritual Beast been summoned, lad?

Jaune: I-I've only summoned her the first time, and that was when I was... four...

Oobaleck: F-Four...?!

Jaune: So, thirteen years...

Oobaleck: WHAT?!

Peach: You've kept a steady summoned, Spiritual Beast up for thirteen years?!

Jaune: Yes...?

Peach: THE HELL?!

Glynda: How vast is his aura?!

Oobaleck: Im... Immeasurable...?!

Ozpin: WHAT?!

Glynda: A-Answer the other questions, Mr. Arc...

Jaune: Okay... T-To answer your questions... Uhh... I call her a her because that's what she calls herself?

Peach: It self identifies?! That means she's a high class, Spiritual Beast... A very high class one...

Jaune: And, she's hiding her presence with her powers. And, she's doing it, because she... she doesn't want to show herself...

Jaune: More precisely... she doesn't want to show herself to you...

Jaune then pointed at, Ozpin as the group of teachers looked at one another then at, Ozpin who looked back at them, and shrugged his shoulders, before addressing, Jaune.

Ozpin: She does? But, why does your, Spiritual Beast not want to appear before me?

Jaune: Uhh...? Why don't you want, Headmaster Ozpin looking at you?

Jaune turned to look to his left, it seemed that he was looking at nothing, but they all assumed that he was talking to his, Spiritual Beast.

Jaune: H-He did what?!

Jaune: When did that happen?

Jaune: Two thousand years ago?!

Jaune: How is he...? He can reincarnate?!

Jaune's face when through a kaleidoscope of emotions until he stopped, and turned to look at, Ozpin while taking a step back.

Jaune: Why is this man allowed near children...?!

Everyone, from the teachers, the students, and their, Spiritual Beasts all stopped to stare at, Ozpin.

Glynda: Ozpin...?

Ozpin: Y-Yes... Glynda...?

Glynda: H-How does this, Spiritual Beast know you're the, Ageless Hermit...?

Ozpin: T-That's a good question... Mr. Arc... can you please tell your, Spiritual Beast to show itself...

Jaune looked to where they assumed his, Spiritual Beast was. They all looked at, Jaune before they saw his face fall.

Jaune: No... please don't make me say that...

Jaune: Because it's embarrassing, that's why!

Jaune looked to his silent companion, before his body slumped over as a defeated sigh escaped his lips. He then straightened out his back as he turned to addressed his teachers.

Jaune: May I present her majesty, the Lord of Beasts, the Matriarch of the First Born, and High Chancelloress of the Beastkin: The Oni Queen, Salem

One expected a flash of white light, a shimmer of silver to appear before them, but as fast as one could snap their fingers, Salem the Oni Queen appeared before them.

Everyone shouted in alarm as she suddenly appeared before them. Everyone's Spiritual Beasts suddenly bowed before her, Majesty. Some marveled in her beauty, others in her raw power, but out of everyone there, Ozpin wanted to be anywhere but where he was right now.

Ozpin: Ohh... Fuck...

Salem stared at everyone as she floated above the ground. Oobaleck, and his crazed scientific habits made him move closer to her with an out stretched hand. An action, Salem noticed as she scowled at his hand before floating behind, Jaune, and wrapping her arms around his neck, and pulling him into her sizeable chest.

Jaune: Yeah... So this is my, Spiritual Beast summon... Salem... The Oni Queen...

Glynda: Wha... but...?! Mr. Arc... How did you become...? How...?

Glynda's question was just a generalized question as to how all of this had happened.

Jaune: Oh well... I didn't have any friends as a kid... Everyone was mean to me, and didn't like me... And, I heard getting a, Spiritual Beast get's you a best friend forever! S-So I went to the local shrine in the woods near my home. And, I prayed for a friend, and... Salem appeared...

Glynda: R-Really...?

Peach: That seriously can't be how it happened...?

Port: Well, she is here so...?

Oobaleck: So you summoned a, Spirit Deity by accident? And, formed a contract with her...?

Jaune: Yeah... something like that...

Peach: What do you mean by that?

Jaune looked around nervously, before pulling off the fingerless glove on his left hand, and holding it up for all to see. Meanwhile, Salem showed of her left hand, and wiggled her fingers at them.

OGPOP: ...

OGPOP: WHAT?!

Glynda: You're married to a, Spirit Deity?!

Jaune: Technically we're engaged... but, we pretty much are...

Ozpin: And, how did this happen, Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Well we...?!

Jaune was about to answer when, Salem moved in front of him, and placed her finger on his mouth, while shaking her head. Salem then moved over to, Ozpin with a kind warm smile across her face. While, Salem exuded warmth, and love, Ozpin started to shake in absolute fear, that fear only grew as she held up a hand in front of his face.

Ozpin: Please be gentle...?

Salem smiled as she shook her head, and flicked, Ozpin on the head, sending him flying through the walls of, Beacon Academy until he was falling into, Forever Falls.

Everyone watched in stunned amazement as, Sale effortlessly sent, Ozpin flying. Glynda was the first to speak, as she addressed the, Oni Queen.

Glynda: D-Do I want to know why she did that to him...?

Jaune: No... No you do not...

Glynda: Okay...

Port: Well... we certainly have plenty of question to ask about... all of this. But, I must say we'll certainly have the most interesting school year this year

Glynda: Yeah...

Glynda turned to see, Salem, the Oni Queen affectionally rub her cheek against, Jaune's.

Glynda: That's one way to say it...

[hadesisqueer]

Rewatched some episodes of vol 3 and I keep being sure that Winter was called to Vale so Ironwood could get her into the inner circle.

Winter did say that she didn't know that Ironwood was grooming her to be the Winter Maiden until after the Fall of Beacon, but judging the way they talk during that scene in the tower—her telling Qrow "We had reason to believe you were compromised" and then Ironwood telling her he'd discuss everything with her later—even if she didn't know what he was planning for her, he likely had already told her about the whole inner circle thing, and she had some notion of what was truly going on. Chances are he told her behind Ozpin's back. And his intention was likely to introduce her to Ozpin as a possible Maiden candidate. Maybe (and I mean it, maybe) as a candidate for Fall Maiden originally, given the circumstances at the time and the need they had for a new Fall Maiden ASAP.

The whole thing was blown, but idk it's possible. Ozpin was known for eyeing his students and seeing who were worth recruiting for the cause. Ironwood did the same.

[screaming-sparrow]

can you tell who my favorite rwby character is yet?

[howi99]

A knight second chance 2

JNPR'S dorm

Nora: *looking at Jaune's head* White hair? What are you, old? And how did they change overnight?

Ren: *frowning* Nora, that's impolite.

Jaune: *shaking his head* Don't worry, it's fine. *Looking at Nora* I made some mistakes that i won't commit again. *Smile, patting her head* I got a team to lean on now, right?

Nora: *slight blush from the paternal gesture* Y-yes! And sorry for saying that, sometimes i speak before thinking and-

Jaune: *Laughing* Relax! Like i said, it's fine! You ain't worse than most of my sisters.

Ren: Most of your sisters?

Jaune: *snapping his fingers* Right, i didn't tell you yet! I got seven sisters and-

Pyrrha: *spitting her drink* S-seven!?

Jaune: *nod* Yep, i did say i was from the middle of nowhere. Almost no tv or internet, that doesn't really give a lot to entertain oneself.

Nora: Yesh, must have been hard for your mom.

Jaune: *Laughing* Oh my mom's fine! It's my dad who's suffering the most.

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Port class

Jaune: *looking annoyed, as Weiss fight the boarbatusk*

Pyrrha: *looking at her partner* What's wrong?

Jaune: *sigh* She's not using her glyphs nor has she listened to Port advice. Really, how stubborn can she be?

Pyrrha: *not commenting on it since she stubbornly refuses to use her own semblance* ...

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Jaune: *smiling* Did you know? Dust effects are proportional to both it's quantity and the amount of Aura one can use to activate it.

Cardin: *frantically trying to remove his weapon from Jaune's grip* W-why are you telling me this?!

Jaune: *still smiling* Oh, just wanted to warn you about the explosion. Beware the ring out!

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Ozpin: ... *Goes to speak*

Glynda: *covered in soot* I will take my vacation during the festival if you say one word about my appearance.

Ozpin: ... So, about that raise.

Glynda: Better.

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Cafeteria

Yang: Damn, Vomit boy is a savage! Who would even think about tanking a blow like that!?

Ruby: The mace, the explosion or the wrath of Professor Glynda?

Yang: Yes!

Weiss: Humph, that idiot doesn't even know how to properly fight! Only using brute strength to win.

Blake: *pensive* ...

Yang: *looking at her partner* What's wrong?

Blake: ... Isn't it weird how little he reacted to the blows? Aura doesn't protect from pain and he just takes it, as if it was nothing.

Ruby: *shrug* Maybe his semblance has something to do with pain negation? I saw him helping Weiss during initiation.

Weiss: *sigh* He replenished my aura with his own. It wasn't... *Slight blush* unpleasant...

Yang: *smirk* Ice queen is falling for her knight?

Weiss: *annoyed, still blushing* S-shut up!

[superiorsturgeon]

Grimm!Pyrrha: *usurping Salem’s place as the queen of the Grimm* 😈

Ozcar: It seems that the cycle is beginning again! Mister Arc, we should work together to fight this new menace!

Jaune: Unlike you, I support my partner’s goals of shanking God in a Denny’s parking lot! I’m gonna be a Dark Knight husband! 😁

Grimm!Pyrrha: 😘

Ozcar: I knew I should’ve made sure you died back at Beacon initiation! 🤬

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

Qrow drinks, Blake runs away, and I make shitposts. We all have our own ways of coping ok??

[dragon-razor-writings]

After Jaune eventually gets the rundown on Glynda's whole deal with his parents...

Jaune: "...So lemme get this straight. Professor Goodwitch was romantically interested in my mother while also having a love-hate relationship with my dad."

Ozpin: "Yep."

Jaune: "My dad was into both of them, but refused to acknowledge his feelings for Glynda, basically out of spite."

Oobleck: "Very much so."

Jaune: "And my mom was into both of them, but just...didn't fully realize that she was into Glynda."

Qrow: "Pretty much, lil' dude."

Jaune: "...This is some TV soap opera shit."

OOQ: "We know."

[pedanticat]

Oscar: I shouldn't be surprised you're so familiar with fairy tales.

Oz: I've lived through my share of them.

Oscar: I've been the subject of a couple of fairy tales myself.

Jaune: You mean Ozpin has, right?

[sasasafeier]

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: Hey My Mat-*hic*-ture knight~

Jaune: EVERBODY STOP!

Weiss: What? Why? Am I not going about this right?

Jaune: Is the joke gonna be porn again- Where's the script-

Jaune: *Is handed a script* Thank you Oscar!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Why is the punchline porn!

Weiss: Well ... it's a joke? And this kind of humor seems to be liked-

Jaune: Well it's NOT the punchline anymore!

Ozpin: Uh, Mister Arc, the punchline is always porn, it has always been porn, and it will always be porn.

Jaune: Then Screw this! Maybe the writers should get new material!

Weiss: Jaune, please calm down, we can talk to the writers-

Jaune: Why are you so calm about it!

Weiss: Because I get to be stupid for once! I don't need to worry about being "Correct" because I'm not the one that needs to have all the facts.

Jaune: Well- Good for you, but I want something wholesome!

Jaune: *Picking up the camera and staring straight into it* Make a joke that isn't about someone getting fucked or horny!

Jaune: *Knocks the camera over, showing the set*

Jaune: (Out of Sight) I'm using my vacation days! I need a break from this oversexualisation!

[everyones-berry]

Ruby with no cape Maria with cape

Ruby: I'll just go fight Weiss again

Maria: What! Why!

Ruby: It would be a better fight

Maria: What the hell did you say!?!?

[razorblade180]

Ozpin:I shall let teams decided by random chance and circumstances.

Glynda:Team CYPR has formed and consists of four healing semblances.

Ozpin:…Probably could’ve…spread those people around a little bit better. I’m sure that’ll be fine.

Glynda:Team RWBY has now formed.

Ozpin:What students are those? *looks at screen*….May their battles be swift and their reaction time unparalleled. *rubs nose* Does nobody care about shields anymore?

Glynda:JNPR has two.

Ozpin:That’s good.

Glynda:No record on Mr. Arcs semblance.

Ozpin:Gods. Damnit. What happened to type coverage!

Glynda:In a randomized selection!?

Ozpin:Someone down there has to be thinking about it!

xxxxx

Jaune:*injuries heal*

Pyrrha:(Oh thank the stars, I can teach him to tank!)