#rwby father's day

[juanarc-thethird]

Rwven hold up test " yang your friend jaune got me pregnant help be find him

Yang holds up test " well mom then we have the same babby daddy

Coco seeing this " ......jaune arc is my hero"

At the Park.

Coco: *Enjoying the scenery while drinking coffee*

In the distance she sees Yang walking. She looks serious and walks like she has to get somewhere as soon as possible.

Coco: (She looks a bit busy)

Suddenly, as Yang walks past her, a woman, just like Yang but with black hair, appears and stops her.

Raven: Yang, we need to talk.

Yang: Oh, after so many years now you want to talk?

Coco: *Excited* (Oh my god! ✨Drama~✨)

Raven: It's important.

Yang: Fine, but make it quick. I'm in the middle of something.

Raven: Ok, I'll get to the point. I need your help to find Jaune.

Yang: Jaune? Since when do you call him by his first name?

Raven: Since he got me pregnant.

Coco: *Chokes on her coffee* (What the fuck?!)

Yang: Oh really? Well, it seems that we share the same baby daddy.

Raven/Coco: What?!/(What?!)

Yang: I see that you not only took my childhood from me, you also want to take my man, huh

Coco: (Oh shit!)

Raven: For your information, he was mine since the party in Vacuo.

Yang: Same with me.

Mother and daughter look into each other's eyes for a moment, and come to a conclusion.

Raven: We should tell him right now.

Yang: I agree. The sooner he finds out, the more time we have to move in with him.

Coco: *Surprise* (Wait what?!)

Raven: *Smiles* Let's go then.

The two leave, leaving Coco in shock at what she just witnessed.

Coco: I didn't think I'd say this but Jaune… you're my fucking hero.

[rwac96]

Father's Day Surprise (Blackguard)

Bleiss: "Happy Father's Day, Darling~!"

Jaune: *blinks in confusion* "Bleiss, I'm not a fath--."

Bleiss: *holds up a positive pregnancy test* "As I said, Happy Father's Day, Darling~."

Jaune: *mouth open agape* "Oh, Brothers..."

Bleiss: *hugs Jaune* "I'm so happy you didn't wrap it up when we fucked~."

[cachito-p]

Yang took the picture

[howlingday]

Ruby/Yang: Happy Father's Day~!

Taiyang: Oh, you girls~! (Hugs them)

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Blake: Happy Father's Day, Dad.

Ghira: Oh, thank you, sweetie. (Hugs her)

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Weiss: ...I hope you're not expecting me to wish you a Happy Father's Day. Whitley might have sent you the flowers, but unfortunately, Winter and I know better. I just had the decency to speak to you myself, instead of ignoring you.

Weiss: Why Mother or anyone else in Atlas would care enough to give you a grave is beyond me. And before you go patting yourself on the back, no, Whitley didn't commission it. It was Mother. Our of respect for you.

Weiss: Respect. What respect? She hated you just as much as you hated her. The only reason you two stayed together was because you threw yourself into your work while she drowned herself in her bottle, all so you both could avoid a scandal that would ruin your business and my family name.

Weiss: And do you know what the worst part is? I can't bring myself to hate you, even after everything you've done to me, your own daughter. Because deep down, I remember the man I was told you were. Someone who sought to bring Atlas to the forefront of greatness. The same man I was told cared too much about Atlas to consider his children. They may have been lies Winter and Mother told me, but... Dammit all, I can't just dismiss them away like anything else you may have spewed at me.

Weiss: Good-bye, Father. May you find peace in knowing that you've won at least one more battle in my war of defiance.

[majoringinsarcasm]

Ok well now I need art of signal era Yang and Ruby getting boba as they talk about classes and their friends. Ruby being a nerd over her first designs for crescent rose. Yang showing off the prototype for ember celica. Without the bullets of course please don’t kick us out! Crying. The sisters ever ALSO THE NORMAL KNEES CALLBACK STOOOP

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Penny: Happy Father's day! I have brought a variety of confections for you to enjoy, Father!

Pietro: Oh my darling daughter, No matter how good they may be, none are as sweet as you.

Penny: Thank you, father. I love you!

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Tai: Hey gir- HMMP!

Ruby: *Tackling him* Hey dad! Happy fathers Day! Yang's bringing in your gift!

Tai: Well it's good to see you again! What'd you get me?

Yang: We got you some albums - A Vinyl Record and some C.D.'s. Hey Pop's!

Tai: You girls are too good for me.

Ruby: Maybe Just a little.

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Blake: Dad!

Ghira: Blake! *Hugging her* It's great to see you again.

Blake: Happy Father's day! I couldn't find amything for you, but I just wanted you to know-

Ghira: You being here is enough of a gift for me, Blake.

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Papa Arc: BOY!

Jaune: Hey Da-*Hugged*

Papa Arc: You're alright! You're alright. Don't run off like that again, please.

Jaune: ... It's good to see you again, old man.

Papa Arc: I ain't that old!

Papa Arc: Though, you've seemed to have done some growin' yerself.

Jaune: Yeah, I have. Also your dating advice Sucks.

Papa Arc: Worked on yer Ma' enough to get her to suck Me!

Jaune: *Blushing* DAD!

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Ren: *Meditating with his Father's knife*

Nora: Um H-Hello sir! Uh ... I know we never got the chance to meet, but thank you. You're son is wonderful, and kind, and he's always had my back. He thinks the world of you, and ... Thanks For giving Him to the World.

Ren: *Smiles, Tears roll down his cheeks*

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Ozpin: What are you two girls up to? Your teams are out for fathers day.

Weiss: While I might refer to Jacques as Father, he hardly deserves the title.

Pyrrha: I have two Moms. Father's day is a free day for me.

Ozpin: Well those are both very fair reasons. Have a nice day, and please stay out of trouble.

Pyrrha: Oh, you know our teams usually pull us into their shenanigans.

Weiss: ... Hey, Professor Ozpin, You always say you're older than you look. Have you ever had kids?

Ozpin: *Visibly Stiffens* Uh ... Yes. Once upon a Time, I did have children. Four beautiful Daughters ...

Ozpin: I ... I'd rather not speak about what happened.

Weiss: OH! Sorry for bringing it up Sir!

Ozpin: It's all fine Miss Schnee, you couldn't have possibly known without the use of some kind of Magic. Enjoy your afternoon. Good day.

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Happy Father's day, This is just a reminder that a biological Father isn't the same a a Real Father. Have a nice day, whether or not you celebrate Father's day.

[constantvariations]

Why did they create such a useless character to show Cinder's backstory when Salem is literally right there AND the real question the audience wants answered???

Imagine if it had been Salem who stayed at the hotel and saw something of herself in the scrappy servant girl. She saw how the Madame treated little Cinder and offered a way out only if Cinder has the power to be useful to her. Maybe she put Cinder to a test of how far she was willing to go for freedom, or maybe Salem wanted something from the Madame that she wouldn't give so it was up to Cinder to provide

Either way, Salem gets a young disciple that's ruthlessly ambitious and easy to manipulate and Cinder gains the illusion of freedom under a new master

[dragoonbutched]

Yang and Ruby: Haply Dad's Day, Dad! *hands him a pun-jacket*

Tai: Thanks Kiddos! You're sure thread this all the way to my heart! *group hug*

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Penny: Happy Father's Day, Doctor! Here's some new glasses *hands him googly glasses*

Pietro: Awww! Thank you, Penny *both hug*

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Blake: Happy Father's Day, Dad...*hugs Ghira*

Ghira: I love you too, Blake. *hugs back*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Weiss, Winter, and Whitney: Father...

Jacque:...Children...

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Marcus and Mercury:

[thornsofrosesdumps]

happy Father’s Day to my fav trying his best single father of two in media.

[theeyeofthetigger]

Dad time for Cherry~♡

[oddlyhale]

Henry Cavill is officially a DILF. Yes, he already was but he's official now. Now we wait a few years to watch him build a computer with his kid.

[juanarc-thethird]

Happy Father's Day~💕

Pyrrha and Jaune are having an intimate moment together. They are both naked in bed, enjoying each other's warmth. Jaune is lying down, while Pyrrha is on top of him, jumping on his pelvis.

Pyrrha: Ah yes~

Jaune: Oh fuck~

Pyrrha: Hey Jaune... Happy Father's Day.

Jaune: Eh? Father's Day? But I'm not a-

Suddenly Pyrrha grabs both of his arms and pins them against the bed, trapping him in place. She begins to move her hips more intensely, filling her beloved boyfriend with pleasure.

Jaune: H-hey! Aah!~ Stop! Shit!~ Are you going to- Oh Fuck!~ WAIT! PYRRHA! I'M ABOUT TO-! OH FUCK! OH FUUUCK!!!~

Pyrrha drops her hips, completely inserting Jaune's cock to fill her completely.

Pyrrha: Oh yeeees~💕

Jaune: Pyrrha… Fuck~ What were you thinking? You are going to get pregnant.

Pyrrha: That's the plan, daddy~💕

[maripr]

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[saintofpride201]

Those who tell Bi-Yang headcanoners that her quip at the shirtless men in Beacon was just a "comphet" moment are honestly not my favorite.

There's the obvious tinge of blatant biphobia, but my issue is also that Remnant is a world where they solved homophobia BEFORE racism, or never even had that problem. Comphet isn't a problem, especially since Yang has supportive family figures like Tai and Qrow. There would be no need for a comphet narrative because it doesn't make sense.

I'm not against Lesbian-Yang headcanons in the slightest. But I'm tired of seeing Bi-Yangers being told by the toxic ones that their headcanon isn't valid because "it could have been a comphet moment".

[howlingday]

Adrian: Happy Father's Day, Miss Polendina! Do you have a father?

Penny: I had two fathers.

Adrian: What happened to them?

Penny: One was executed for war crimes.

Adrian: ...And the other one?

Penny: I KILLED HIM MYSELF.

[confrazzledfrog]

drops this and runs away