#rwby arcwitch (jaune arc x glynda goodwitch)

[arc-misadventures]

Execute Order: 69

Palpatine: Execute order: 69.

Glynda: …

Glynda: It will be done my, Lord.

Palpatine: No wait, I ment, Order...

"Click..."

Glynda: General Arc. I have need of you.

Jaune: Of course, Commander Glynda what do you… Wait...? W-W-Why are you taking off your armour…?!

[brokentrafficknight]

[juanarc-thethird]

What do you say?~

Jaune: *On one knee with a bouquet of roses*

Glynda: Jaune, I'm flattered, but I'm old enough to be your mother.

Jaune: And I'm old enough to turn you into one~💕

Glynda: *red* Oh my! (Damn, he's good~💕)

[lordoftime01]

(A rewrite of sorts)

Yang: Lying in bed with her head handing off the side

Yang: "Ugh! It's been soooo boring since team JNPR got sent on that mission several months ago."

Ruby: "Hey, at least there was a bright side. Since it was Miss Goodwitch that went with then, Combat Class has become a free time."

Weiss: "I still can't believe that Professor Ozpin had Miss Goodwitch go with them. Especially considering her condition."

Yang: "Oh don't worry I'm su-" Interrupted and startled by a loud yelling.

???: "OH MY BROTHERS!!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK!"

???: "It is nice to be back, yeah. Those Grimm just never seemed to end"

???: "Oh yeah, and if it hadn't been for fearless leader unlocking his semblance, we could have been goners"

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Yang/Ruby/Weiss: In their heads 'Wait, Vomit Boy/Jaune/That dunce finally unlocked his semblance"

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???: "And even better that he saved his and Miss Goodwitch's baby"

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Yang: "Wait, not only did Jaune unlock his semblance, but he also knocked up the goodbitch our teacher?!"

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???: "Thank you... Nora for reminding me of that... really appreciate it"

Yang/Ruby/Weiss: Huddle around their dorm room door to be able to hear much better. They heard Nora, Ren, and Pyrrha but haven't heard Juane yet.

Nora: "You know Pyrrha, you have no one to blame but yourself"

Ren: "Yeah. Nora and I told you that if you didn't tell him soon-"

Nora: "Then someone else was going to be his"

Pyrrha: "You're right. I took too long to confess my feelings. And I lost him to our teacher of all people. There has to be some sort of law against that." The pain and hurt in her voice was evident

Pyrrha: Punches the wall hard enough for it, and the surrounding area to rattle a bit.

Blake: Burst out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, pen and notebook in hand. Bowling over her teammates and slamming the door open, startling _NPR

Blake: "What's this I hear about Jaune knocking up Miss Goodwitch!? Give me the details, leave nothing out"

Nora: "Ok so apparently Jaune Jaune and Miss Goodwitch banged each other on Velentine's day." She had a shit-eating grin on her face as the sound of Pyrrha crunching JNPR's door handle was heard.

Nora: "And from what I know, the two of them had been together together for a few months before that." She proceeded to go into great detail of all that she knew.

Glynda: Carefully sits down while groaning. One hand on the chair to help stabilize, the other hand on her extended belly.

Jaune: Comes in with some tea and quickly rushes over to help her

Glynda: "Don't worry Jaune, I had it." Gives Jaune a peck on the lips

Glynda: "Thank you though. I really appreciate it"

Jaune: "You really shouldn't be moving yourself so much. We already had that close call with the Beringel." Pours Glynda some tea before giving it to her.

Jaune: "Ozpin has even told you are to take it easy." He sits beside Glynda and wraps one arm around her shoulder, pulling her close while he places his free hand over Glynda's hand and belly, intertwining his fingers with hers.

Glynda: "Oh, but I'm sure there's so much paperwork that is backed up. Paperwork that I'm 100% sure that Ozpin didn't do and so will just push the work load onto me." Her voice had a slight whine to it as she sipped her tea.

Jaune and Glynda just sat there in silence, enjoying each other's company. Their eyes widened in surprise when they felt their child moving inside Glynda's womb, a smile on their faces as they just basked in the moment.

The two of them hadn't been able to get much alone time during the mission. Now was the perfect chance for them to make up for lost time. Glynda turned her head and gently pressed her lips against Jaune when there was a loud knock on the door.

Glynda: Let's out a groan as their alone time was interrupted. She struggles a bit to get up from her position

Jaune: Gently, yet firmly, keeps her seated as he gets up to see who it was. At the door was Ozpin with a large stack of papers.

Ozpin: "Ah hello, Mr Arc. If you would be so kind as to hand Glynda these papers. I'd be ever so grateful."

[jaune-submissive-and-breedable]

Glynda took the safety of her students very seriously, that’s why she did everything she could to get Jaune to drop out. He just wasn’t cut out to be a hunter, he would get hurt if he continued following his dream. So I’m combat class she paired him with opponents who wouldn’t hold back, afterwards she gave him overly cruel feedback and made him stay after. When the students left she pushed him down on her desk and rode his face till dinner, using her ridding crop to lightly slap his balls and dick, edging him for hours and never letting him finish.

It was cruel and she felt bad but it was for his own benefit, and when he eventually quite she would be there to take him home and turn him into her house husband.

"AhHHHHHH, WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE!" Glynda howled, rocking her hips back and forth on her desk.

Beneath her was the form of her student, Jaune Arc, His eyes were closed from crying. He squirmed trying to escape from his teacher's grasp, but her heavier and soft body made all his attempts futile. His head squished underneath her plump, soft, and plentiful ass, his nostrils filled with her scent, his thighs weighed down by her upper body and massive dd-cup breast. His arms slapping frantically at her ass cheeks failing to get her to move, instead making them ripple from contact.

Glynda Lurched forward, using the hard wooden surface force support as she ground her dripping wet cunt into his face roughly. Her moans of frustration and pleasure echoing through the classroom/arena. throwing her head downward, she glare at his cock, the tip an angry red, slick with pre-cum, and it pulsated madly. She raise her right hand, her signature riding crop in it, and brought it down firmly against the side of his length, making the boy cry out in pain. She shivered feeling his cry vibrate her sensitive its, and performed the action once more. Once she was satisfied, she inspected the fleshy organ, bright read and faint purple bruises encompassed it and ran up its length.

"Urghh.....You have no idea how hard you're making my job, Mr. Arc!" she growl and glared back at the mob of blonde beneath her posterior. "You aren't improving! You still struggle against the simplest of opponents! And You're Grades for this class...Urrrggh......just why....."

She quickly lurched forward once more, giving his little head a quick lick. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUITE!!!!!"

Glynda arched her back and cried out from reaching her climax. Her eyelids rapidly twitching from pleasure. She slumped over, her face mere centimeters from the boy's pulsing cock.

"I refuse to bury my nephew....."

Contrary to her current demeanor, Glynda Goodwitch cared deeply about her student's safety. Especially the son of a close friend. In her early years, she used to babysit and care for the young boy like her own. she knew of his desires and how frail he was. so when she saw his Transcripts, she knew they were fake. She pleaded with Ozpin to reject the boy, but the old wizard simply refused. claiming to see his potential, but she knew he just wanted another Arc for his war. So when he passed the initiation, she knew it was too late for her to convince him, instead taking matters into her own hands.

When he first arrived in class, she held out hope that he had some training, but seeing him fall to a brute like Winchester, she knew he would be not only a danger to his team, but also himself. So every class, she paired him against harder & harder opponents, giving him harsh, and frankly, very demeaning critics after each loss, and even held him back to try and convince him to quit. She had to give him credit though, he has more courage and drive than most students with far better skill. And always smiling after each defeat, though she saw through the disguise. till one day She could stand it any more

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"Mr. Arc....Please stay behind. I must talk to you about your performance today" Glynda called out calmly, but still firm.

Watching him sigh, and tell his team to go on with the rest of the day. He turned around and approached her, his usual dorky smile on his face.

"So, what do I need to work on now Auntie Glynda?" he teased

Once she was sure the rest of the students were gone, she used her semblance to lock the room doors, and pushed him onto her desk.

"Auntie Glynda What are you?!"

"Shut up!" she growled crawling on top of his scared body, tearing open his blazer and school shirt. "Just shut up, Jaune"

Staring him in the face, she slammed her lips against his, Jaune struggling to keep from being embraced by his aunt. She his resistance, she used her hands to hold him in place, her tongue licking his pursed lips. After she pulled away, Glynda spun around and hiked up her pencil skirt giving him a perfect view of her lavender lingerie bottoms and fat, white ass. Her plump, and mature pussy lips visible through the fabric.

Jaune's eyes widen, and blush crept up his face seeing them, and attempted to cover his face. "Auntie Glynda, what are you doing?!"

He saw a purple outline cover his hands and rip them away. Wasting no time, Goodwitch planted her rear onto his face and crossed her legs, entrapping him beneath her in a hellishly warm and sweet-smelling prison. She could feel his confusion and shock as he cried into, the cores. the vibrations running through out her inner walls causing great pleasure to her. She then turned her attention the boy's bulging pants. Tearing open the fly and pushing down his boxers, she gaped when she saw his cock, stand proud at an impressive 9 inches, his testicles the size of tangerines.

"Getting off from your punishment" she sneered, inching her hands towards his vulnerable organ "Someone, must be punished"

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That was hours ago. He's been edged and denied countless times. She edged and denied him till she felt him stop squirming from a lack of oxygen. Even then, she continued to toy and abuse him to her heart's content. She herself orgasming numerous times during their taboo and lewd secession. Panting from her latest orgasm, Glynda slowly removed herself from his face, standing right next to Jaune and inspecting his form with worry.

His boyish face was red as Ms. Rose's cloak, slick with tears, sweat and cum, his cock practically purple from the lashings she gave him, his testicles grew till they were the size of soft balls, due partially to her teasing and his genetics. Finally, she saw his body twitching uncontrollably, no doubt scared, and feeling betrayed by his once trusted teacher.

"Auntie...please......please....no more..." Jaune begged, slowly curling up on his side, his eyes widened and scared.

Glynda, herself trembled as well. Part of her felt guilty for what she's done to him. Feeling that she betrayed not only her morals as a teacher, but as an aunt as well. However, the majority of her knew she was doing the right thing. Doing whatever it took to keep her student from harm. She knew that his mother, Juniper Arc, would agree with her methods.

Closing her eyes and breathing deeply, Glynda grabbed his side, turning once more onto his back. She mounted his lap and stared deep into his eyes once more. Lifting herself up, she impaled herself onto his cock. Gasping as his length stretch out her seldom used cunt. Slumping forwards, she leaned into his ear.

"I will keep you safe Jaune" she whispered, slowly grinding into his cock. "Even if i have to violate you everyday until you break"

Jaune said nothing and stared at the ceiling, still processing what's happening to him right now.

Glynda felt horrible, but the means justifies the end. Juniper would agree, and hell, Jaune may be more suited for the role of a house husband.

[madman479r]

It was a bright and sunny day at Beacon Academy, today all the students had the day off. A time for the students to relax and recuperate from gruelling lessons of Beacon.

A day Ruby fully intended to take advantage of.

She stood atop a chair as she looked down at the small gathering within team RWBY’s dorm.

"Alright, everyone! Today we are free from boring classes and can do whatever we want..." Ruby began her speech.

"Within the law, of course." Weiss interject.

"Right, right. Do whatever we want within the law and I have the whole day planned for us all!" Ruby shouted out near the end with a fist raised into the air.

Pyrrha smiled. "Thank you for also inviting us, Ruby."

"Of course! Team RWBY and JNPR are practically one big team!" Ruby beamed back.

"So, sis. What's the plan for today?" Yang asked with a hand on her hip.

"I'm glad you asked." Ruby opened up her binder, her own one. Weiss had gotten annoyed with Ruby constantly stealing borrowing hers and bought one for the scythe wielder. "I was thinking we head down town and see what it has to offer. I was gonna head the weapons store first for some ammo and see if they have anything I can use to upgrade crescent rose. Next I figured we could..."

As Ruby continued to give out her plan, Jaune felt his scroll buzz and casually opened the device to see he had a new message. He didn't read the name of the sender before he opened said message but once he saw if, he had a good idea who it was and a large blush on his face.

Jaune quickly hid the scroll to his chest and looked around the room to see if anyone had noticed. Thankfully everyone was focused on Ruby so nobody saw him.

Jaune took another peak at his scroll and bit his lip, feeling his blood rush to the surface of his face and to his lower regions.

"... So? We all in agreement?" Ruby's voice broke Jaune from his trance.

"Yeah, sounds fun." Yang said.

"You had me at bookstore." Blake gave a rare smile with Ren humming in agreement.

"You had ME at arcade!" Nora said energetically.

"I do need to resupply my dust." Weiss nodded.

"It sounds grand." Pyrrha beamed.

Jaune hissed in dismay, which made all eyes turn to him. "Oh, uh... sorry, Rubes, but I can't come with." Jaune smiled apologetically.

Ruby and Pyrrha looked saddened by this. "Awwww! What?! Why?!" She exclaimed.

Pyrrha frowned. "I was looking forward to going to the comic store with you." She had never read comics before she met Jaune and found herself liking them. She especially liked reading them with Jaune.

Jaune winced, feeling incrediblely guilty. "Uh... You see... somethings come up, all of a sudden. And I'm needed." Jaune tried to explain as he got up from his chair and started for the door.

"But, Jaune." Ruby whined.

Jaune was halfway out the door as he addressed his fellow leader. "I'm sorry but I can't ignore it. Look, next week I promise I'll do whatever you want." He smiled.

Ruby slumped with a kicked puppy expression. "...Promise?" She meekly asked.

The sight was like a sword to Jaune’s heart. "An Arc never goes back on their word." He reminded her.

Ruby sighed but conceded. "Okay."

Jaune gave another apologetic smiled before he exited the room.

Jaune hurried down the halls of Beacon as he made his way to his destination.

His destination? Miss Goodwitch's office.

As he sped walked towards his professor's office, Jaune couldn't help but take a peak at the message he received, which only fuelled the fire within his belly.

Jaune bit his lip again, subconsciously imagining his own lip to be Glynda's perky nipple and gulped down a growl of want. He never imagined the strict combat teacher/head mistress would have this side to her, much less be the one to see and experience it.

But he wasn't complaining.

[lordoftime01]

Glynda: Holding a pregnancy test while smiling

Glynda: Well it sounds like someone needs some more... education

Jaune: Instructions were unclear.

Jaune: She's pregnant.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

5 rwby ships reactions to Jaune having his towel drop by accident after exiting the shower

I'm going to have to start using a spinner app for these haha. There are too many ships to choose from for me!

Arcwitch (Glynda x Jaune)

*Light pink rises to her cheeks and the lenses of her glasses turn white, hiding her staring* "Mr. Ar- Jaune... Please cover yourself up."

Willow Knight (Willow x Jaune)

*Sips from wine bottle* "Lucky me~."

Lancaster (Ruby x Jaune)

*Atomic blush*

Arkos (Pyrrha x Jaune)

*Blush* "U-um J-Jaune... Your towel." *Covers her eyes and points, but peeks through her fingers*

At the Stake / Grimm Knight (Salem x Jaune)

*Sits down and looks at him like she's appraising a piece of art* "What a lovely specimen~."

How did the spinner work out? And is this format okay?

[arc-misadventures]

Fashion in Rust

Coco: Okay, Glynda... Ruby ask us for us to pass our judgement on how fashionable the, Rusted Knight is.

Glynda: I'm not sure what's more outrageous; The fact that, The Rusted Knight is real, or that we have to do a fashion test on him.

Coco: I don't get it either, but Ruby has adamant on us doing this.

Glynda: I don't know why she was so insistent on us doing that. She must know something we don't.

Coco: Must be... Only question know is what does she know that we don't...?

~~~

Coco: Okay! Where is the, Rusted Knight!

Glynda: We, Beacon's Fashion Trio, minus one member who is missing, are here to render judgement on the, Rusted Knights taste in fashion!

Coco: So, prepare to face our judgment Rusted... Knight...?

GC: ...

Coco: Damn...

Glynda: Oh... I uhhh... I did not expect him to be so... Ravishing~!

Coco: I read the, Ever After as a child... but, gods damn! I knew the, Rusted Knight was considered handsome. But, I didn't expect him to be so hot!

Glynda: Okay, lets do this... We can do this...

Coco: Can we?!

Glynda: Yes we can do...?!

: Oh? Why hello there...

Coco: FUUUUUCK! He sounds hot too?!

Glynda: This is so not fair!

: It's very nice to see you again, Glynda.

Glynda: Y-You know who I am?

: And, you know me.

Glynda: I do?

: And, hello to you as well, Coco. It's nice to see you as well.

Coco: You know who I am too? How...?

: Well... Beacon's Fashion Trio is united again. So tell me, how did I fair?

Coco: Perfect! You look fantastic!

Glynda: And, very attractive! No, wait? What do you mean by, ' again?'

: Oh yes, the helmet... Let me...

: Ahh... That's better...

Glynda: No way...

Coco: Holy fuck... Jaune?!

Jaune: Yeah, it's me, Jaune Arc... I am the, Rusted Knight.

Glynda: Oh...

Coco: Okay... Uhhh... First off it's nice to see you're alive, Jaune!

Glynda: Absoutly wonderful to know you're still with us!

Coco: But, uhh... T-The fashion trio needs to take a sidebar!

Jaune: Alright then.

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Coco: Okay.. Jaune's freaking hot!

Glynda: There is no doubt about that!

Coco: I admit, I always that, Jaune was attractive, I even fantasized about us doing it a few times.

Glynda: I admit, so did as well. Why, I often imagined, Jaune taking me on my desk, or playing out naughty teacher student fantasies with him.

Coco: That's hot... But, gods damn! He went from seven to a twelve in an instant!

Glynda: That rugged beard, and the fox tail fit him so well!

Coco: And, he became such a hot silver fox on top of that! I want to fuck him so bad!

Glynda: So do I!

Coco: ...

Glynda: ...

Coco: We're going to fuck him aren't we?

Glynda: Absolutely.

Coco: Fuck yes!

~~~

Coco: Jaune we've made our judgement!

Jaune: Oh, and how did I do?

Glynda: You're so hot that we've decided to fuck you.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: B-Beg pardon...?

Coco: we're going to have sex. Now.

Jaune: N-Now...?

Glynda: Now~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune Alright then~!

///

Why you may ask?

Because it was requested.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Literally PEAK mommy Goodwitch right here.

Arcwitch: Ear cleaning

Jaune laid his head on his mature girlfriend's lovely thighs and said girlfriend was cleaning his ears. They were alone in her office on the couch. They both enjoyed the quietness and each other's company.

Although, Jaune's cheeks were a bit flushed since he could feel Glynda's massive chest pressing against the back of his head.

Glynda seemed to notice it and had a mischievous smirk on her face. Sometimes she loves making him squirm.

Glynda: Alright Jaune, the other ear.

Jaune did what he was told and immediately thanked the Brothers regretted it. He was now facing Glynda's stomach and bust.

Jaune let out an audible gulp and tried to conceal his boner. He looked to the side, or up at his girlfriend, barely past her heavenly breasts was her teasing face looking down at him.

Glynda: There, all done~

Glynda blew into Jaune's ear, making him shiver. She giggled at his reaction.

Jaune shifted himself so the back of his rested on her lap. Glynda affectionately played with his hair in a soothing manner.

Glynda: Well, we still have some time to kill, what do you want to do?

Jaune stared at her before noticing something...

Jaune: 'She's not wearing a bra!'

Yes, he saw two small peaks in her blouse, ever since they started dating in secret, her more naughty side slowly started to show.

Jaune unconsciously licked his lips before answering.

Jaune: I'm a bit thirsty.

Glynda raised an eyebrow while her smirk widen.

Glynda: Oh~? What is it you want~?

Jaune: Milk.

Glynda laughed, as she expected. She started undoing her blouse's buttons with one hand while continuing to stroke his hair. A second later her breasts popped out with her nipples slowly started getting erect.

Glynda: It's only natural for you~ Now open up~

Jaune did as he was told, like a good boy. Glynda crossed her legs so he could get some elevation and leaned in on his face. She let out a satisfied sigh as she felt him suck and nibble on her breast.

She continued to play with his locks while humming a soothing tune.

I'm back, for now, college is just downright stressful. Pair that up with me being a casual writer.

[brokentrafficknight]

Unprompted ArcWitch

[juanarc-thethird]

The Miracle of Life~

ArcWitch Kid: Mom, how was I born?

Glynda: Well, your dad and I love each other so much that we decided to have a child. We asked the stork to bring us the sweetest and kindest child they have and they brought you, my little biscuit~

She says as she pinches her son's cheek lovingly

ArcWitch Kid: *Giggles* Mom stop...

What truly happen:

Glynda: Oh yes!!!

Glynda is lying on the bed dressed as a maid, while her husband Jaune puts their legs almost to her head, and fucks her hard and with passion.

Jaune: I hope you're ready because I'm going to get you pregnant!

Glynda: YES! Please do! I want your baby!

Jaune moves her hands from Glynda's legs to the sides of her abdomen on the bed. He ramps up her hips as she holds on tight to his forearms.

Glynda: Oh fuck! GetMePregnant! GetMePregnant! GETMEPREGNANT!!!!

Jaune: FUUUCK!~

Glynda: OOOH GOD!~

Jaune slammed his hips into her, releasing all of his cum deep inside her. Glynda reacts to this by locking her legs and hugging him tight so he doesn't slip away from her, not something he wants to do.

Glynda: I'm going to be a mom~

She says while tired but with a big smile on her face

[lordoftime01]

Yang: "Ugh, it's been so boring ever since team JNPR was sent on that mission several months ago."

Ruby: "Hey, on the bright side, since it was Ms. Goodwitch that went with them. Combat class has become a free time"

???: "It feels so good to be back. Those Grimm seemed endless"

???: "Yeah, if it hadn't been for fearless leader unlocking his semblance, then who knows how long it would have taken." A loud, boisterous voice called out. "And even better that he saved his and Ms. Goodwitch's baby."

???: "Thank you, Nora, for remidning me of that" RWBY figured that that was Pyrrha. Based on how tense the voice sounded. The three voices stopped right outside the door allowing for Yang and Ruby to listen in on the conversation.

Nora: "You know... You have no one but yourself to blame"

Ren: "Yeah, the two of us told you that if you didn't tell him soon"

Nora: "Then he'd find someone else."

Pyrrha: Let out a loud sigh. "You're right. I took too long to confess my feelings. And I lost him to our teacher of all people."

Pyrrha: Punches the wall hard enough for everything around her to rattle.

Blake: Bursts out of the bathroom and slams open the door. Pen and paper in hand, startling _NPR.

Blake: "What's this I hear about Jaune knocking up Ms. Goodwitch?"

Nora: "Oh, so apparently Jaune Jaune and Ms. Goodwitch had sex on Valentine's day." Nora had a huge grin on her face as Pyrrha crunched JNPR's door handle.

Nora: "From what they told me, they'd been secretly dating a few months before that." Nora starts to go into all that she knows

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Glynda: Sits down with a groan, rubbing her extended belly as she does so.

Jaune: Comes in with some tea and quickly rushes over to help her.

Glynda: "Don't worry Jaune I had it" Gives Jaune a peck on the lips. "Though thank you anyway"

Jaune: "You shouldn't be moving yourself so much. We already had that close call with those Beringel Grimm." Pours Glynda some tea before giving it to her.

Jaune: "Ozpin himself even said that you are to take it easy." Sits down beside Glynda and wraps an arm beside her, pulling her in close. Kisses her cheek.

Glynda: "But I'm sure that I have so much paperwork backed up" Her voice had a slight whine to it as she sipped her tea. "And I'm 100% sure it's because Ozpin didn't do it."

Jaune: Moves his hand down and to her extended belly, intertwining his fingers with hers.

The two of them sat in silence, just enjoying each other's company. They didn't get much alone time during the mission. They wanted to make up for lost time. Glynda turned her head and gently pressed her lips against Jaune when there was a loud knock on the door.

Glynda: Lets out a groan as she struggles a little to get up from her position.

Jaune: Gently yet firmly keeps her seated as he gets up to open the door. To reveal Ozpin with a stack of papers.

Ozpin: "Ah hello Mr. Arc, if you would be so kind as to hand Glynda these papers, I'd be so grateful"

[smh0217]

Jaune, whistling while doing dishes: Dryin' dishes, yeah.

Nora: Man, Jaune-Jaune has been so happy and confident Ever since he hooked up with Professor Goodwitch At the end of the war celebration party.

Yang: She has tenure, and also has ten years, Times two, older than him.

Blake: That joke sucked.

Yang: Yeah…

Weiss: It's nice to see him like this.

Ren: he's so confident now. This morning, he finally corrected the barista When she called him "Jean." He's been "Jean D’arc" for the past five years.

Yang: It's great. It's all so great. He could take it down, just a smidge. But whatever, I can handle the singing. I'm just so happy for him.

Ruby: It's about time he caught a break.

Jaune, walking by the group and grabbing his jacket to go out: Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts.

Yang: Just let him have it.

Yang, calling out to Jaune: Great job Jaune!

*Jaune, turns around with a smile and gives a thumbs up before leaving*

[madman479r]

Jaune was heading back to his dorm room after a session at the gym following Nora's workout routine (Seeing as he was still standing was proof that he was improving) when he heard two familiar voices.

From the sound of it, it seemed like they were in some sort of argument.

"I'm telling you, Blake's is just better."

"Coming from someone with simple taste, I'd rather not take your word."

"Simple?!"

Jaune rounded the corner and saw that it was Sun and Neptune who were arguing. "Sun? Neptune? What's going on? Why are you arguing?" He asked.

The two other students turned to see Jaune. "Jaune, buddy, we were just looking for you!" Neptune said, his mood taking a 180 degree turn.

Sun, still with a narrowed and determined look on his face, continued. "Yeah, settle this debate for us."

Jaune was unsure but couldn't help himself. He liked hearing good debates about certain topics after all. "Okay. Hit me." Jaune said. Maybe this was about some book or movie. But then again Blake's name was mentioned so that kind of narrowed down the list of possible discus-

"Between Blake and Weiss, who do you think has the better butt." Sun bluntly asked.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Jaune stared at the two Haven students, wondering if he heard right. "I'm sorry, can you repeat that?"

"Which girl has the better ass?" Neptune repeated. "Weiss' lean, toned behind, or Blake's overly large-"

"Hey!" Sun cut in. "That's not cool!"

Jaune silently agreed with Sun, appreciating that his fellow blonde was defending his friends' dignit-

"Your putting words in his head to sway his decision!" Sun accused, putting his finger close to Neptune's face.

Scratch that, Sun was just as bad.

Sun pushed on. "Besides, Weiss is just too small."

Neptune was quick to rebuke. "But Blake's is too big. Those type of butts jiggle at just a gust of wind. It reminds me of those rubber things with thin gel inside."

"Bigger is better. I'd prefer an ass with some meat on it. It's got its own name for crying out loud! The Bellabooty is superior."

"But age will ruin it, it'll become saggy. A butt like Weiss' basically stays the same. And it shows she actually takes care of herself with a good workout."

Jaune shook his head as Sun and Neptune continued to argue. This was getting ridiculous and he didn't want any part of it. He was about to say so until...

"Gentleman." A stern voice cut in, making all three men freeze in fear. Sun and Neptune looked at Jaune, or rather behind him. Jaune himself slowly turned around and came face to face with an unamused Glynda Goodwitch.

"I understand your at an age in which your hormones can sometimes get the better of you and that you can't help but notice those of the opposite sex, so I will let you off with a warning. But should I catch you talking about your fellow students in such a degrading manner, I will not be so lenient. " She warned, her glare sending shivers down all their spines.

Professor Goodwitch then focused on Jaune. "Mr. Arc, my office." She ordered shortly.

Jaune sputtered. "Bu-but I wasn’t-!" He tried to protest.

Only to stop Immediately at the combat instructor's narrowed gaze. "That wasn't a request, Mr. Arc." She then turned and headed for her class room.

Jaune stood rooted while Sun empathetically patted his shoulder. "Tough break, pal."

"Yeah. sorry, dude." Neptune added.

Jaune gave the pair a small glare, showing the apology wasn't accepted.

"Mr. Arc! I won't be kept waiting!" Goodwitch's voice made Jaune hurriedly follow along.

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Glynda strode into her glass room and stood by her desk, her back towards Jaune, who entered after Glynda. He was quick to defend himself. "Professor, I wasn't a part of that. I was about to tell them to stop but you-."

"I'm well aware of that, Mr. Arc. I heard it all." Miss Goodwitch stated, her back still facing Jaune.

Jaune grew confused. "So why was I-."

"Simple, Jaune." Glynda said and lifted up her skirt.

Jaune's throat became instantly dry as he stared at his girlfriend's bare ass.

"I wanted to remind you that my behind is much better than Miss Schnee and Miss Belladonna's." Glynda's voice changed from stern to sultry and low.

Jaune looked at the meaty behind, mesmerised. It was like seeing the sun rise. You can see it a thousand times and never get bored of it. (And you'd dread never seeing it again.) He stepped close to Glynda as if in a hypnotic trance and unconsciously raised an open hand.

'SMACK!!!'

Glynda's eyes widened at the stinging sensation on her ass before closing her eyes and moaning in pleasure as the offending hand began to gently massage and squeeze it. She then gave a small giggle as she felt a finger slip under her panties and rub her puckered asshole, but that giggle turned into a gasp as the digit it lightly pushed against her hole, as if testing the tightness.

"Honestly, Jaune. Ever since you convinced me to try anal sex, I have a hard time deciding if I want to feel you in my pussy and filling up my womb or have you in my ass and painting my guts white." Glynda breathed over her shoulder.

"I think teaching you dirty talk is the best thing I've done." Jaune whispered into her ear, earning another shiver from Glynda. "And it doesn't really need to be said. But your ass if way better."

The pair shared one more look of love and lust before pressing their lips together.

[danurso]

*at a coffee in vale*

Irina: *sips her coffee and sighs* this is soo good, it's been such a long while since we had a talk like this, i really missed you partner.

Glynda: *also sipping her coffee* i could say the same, i wish i could pay you some more visits but working at beacon is a nightmare that takes way too much of my time.

Irina: now i know why mr.gray was so stressed all the time.

Glynda: i don't even like to think about that, after he left beacon hired a few more teachers so the workload was more evenly distributed, i have no idea how he survived working on that place for so long without the extra help.

Irina: me neither. But let's stop talking about the past, i wanna know who's the lucky guy.

Glynda: the what?

Irina: *grinning* aww come on, don't play dumb with me. We've been partners for years and you're my best friend, so i know you all too well.

Glynda: and what do you mean with that?

Irina: don't get me wrong glyn but you've always had a stressed aura around you, and it only got worse after you started to work on beacon, but suddenly today you show up in a good mood and with a happy aura around you, not to mention you seem to be taking more care of your appearance then usual.

Glynda: what? Can't i be in a good mood for no reason?

Irina: *deadpans* do i really need to answer this question?

Glynda: yeah, you got me there. *sips coffee*

Irina: come on, tell me! There's gotta be a guy behind this good mood.

Glynda: . . . *sigh* fine, there is a guy.

Irina: *grinning* i knew it! So how's the guy?

Glynda: he's great, perfect actually. At the start i thought he was just an idiot but i took some time to know him better and ended up getting surprised with what i found.

Irina: And what did you found?

Glynda: he's cute, in more ways than one. He's always trying to be romantic and is cheesy most of the times, he's always giving me sweet words and prove how much he loves me and even though he's clumsy, he's always working to make himself better.

Irina: that's soo sweet, he sounds like a great guy. . .But so, is he. . .good?

Glynda: *pink* aren't you prying too much into my love life?

Irina: come on, we're friends! tell me!

Glynda: he's a monster.

Irina: *confused* a-a monster?

Glynda: *red* yeah, whenever we do it is just amazing, he makes me go crazy every single time. . .and you know that rule "girls come first"?

Irina: yeah?

Glynda: he apparently took that rule to his heart, he doesn't feel good unless he makes me feel good first.

Irina: ohh so he's just like alexander. He's romantic and a gentleman, seems like a real catch, how old is he?

Glynda: eighteen.

Irina: wow, he's so young. He could be your son. *sips coffee*

Glynda: yeah, but he's yours.

Irina: PFFFFF!!! HE'S WHAT!?

Glynda: *cleaning the coffee that irina just spit on her* as i said, he's your son.

Irina: YOU'RE DATING JAUNE!?

Glynda: yes, i am. You did a great job raising him by the way, he's absolutely perfect.

Irina: h-how did that happened!?

Glynda: i started to keep him after combat classes to give him some extra training, a few months later he finally won his first fight against a student that used to bully him, he gave me a bouquet of flowers as a thanks gift and asked if he could do something to repay for the favor, i just asked if he could take me to some nice place cause i was hungry and things only got better after that.

Irina: s-so you're really dating my son?

Glynda: yes. After training him for awhile and knowing him better i started to fall for him, and apparently the same thing happened to him. If you don't believe me you can just ask him yourself. *pulls out scroll and dials jaune, handing her scroll to irina right after*

Jaune: hey there mommy, just came out of the bath and was thinking about you.

Irina: hey sweety, how are you?

Jaune: M-MOM!?

Irina: yeah, how did you know it was me if i'm on glynda's. . . *blushes* o-oh, right.

Jaune: l-look mom, i can expla-

Irina: *turns off the call* . . .

Glynda: so? Got your answer?

Irina: i think i did.

Glynda: and are you against me dating jaune?

Irina: . . .will you give me grandbabies?

Glynda: as many grandbabies as possible.

Irina: *smiling* then it's all good.

Glynda: *also smiling* great.

*at beacon*

Weiss: *opens door* what do you want.

Jaune: can you please freeze me and bury my frozen body so deep that they'll only be able to find me in the next century?

Weiss: . . . *holding up myrtenaster* sure.

Ruby: WEISS, NO!!!