#rvb singularity

[asphodeldreams]

crawled out of my spreadsheet-lined cave to participate in Donut Week! (hosted by @donutweek) Prompt for day 1 was "food" so i took us to post-season 17 where the rest of the gang baked a cake for donut (for wash too, but mostly donut!!) as an apology for cleaning up their mess

[radiantrookie]

[louiseazy]

Red vs Blue Season 17 Swear Count

Their is 103* swears in total this season (*if you don't count shinso) and the first swear was said by Tucker.

Swears used:

tits, cock once; crap, bastard twice; dick 7; ass 10; damn, bitch 14; shit 15; fuck 37

Ranks:

Last place non-swearers Lopez, cosmic powers and Caboose

11th place is a tie Doc and Church(being dead 3 times over couldn't stop him) with 1

10th place is Felix with 2

9th place is Chrovos with 3

8th place is Huggins* with 4

7th place is Simmons with 5

6th place is Sarge with 6

5th place is a tie Sister and Carolina with 9

4th place is Donut* with 10

3rd place is Washington with 11

2nd place is a tie Tucker* and Genkins* with 13

1st place is Grif with 16

[katzenklavierr]

Grimmon

[turkwriter]

Burnie Burns: "We're retconning Seasons 15-17 as Epsilon simulations."

Red Team Fans Who Actually Got Fed Real Character Arcs for Simmons, Grif, DONUT, and (Honorary Red) Locus:

[skateboard-theta]

if i can be so honest for a moment. the most compelling thing about Yorklina is that Carolina just fucking dropped him like nothing. i crack up. go girl he meant nothing to you. blandest hetero ship ever

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

a couple months ago I was like “haha once I get all caught up I’ll watch zero! won’t that be funny!” but girls I don’t think I can do it anymore im barely gonna make it out of the shizno trilogy alive. im stumbling out of the shizno paradox covered in blood.

[kojoty]

It is just so fucking interesting the times church clearly sees himself as church and the times he sees himself as Epsilon

[sco07ut]

okay i made an ig story a while back about why i think these two are the same person but i’ve had another horrible epiphany

[olliedollie1204]

i have actual IRL tears in my eyes listening to the original sarge vs church rap

[d-e-w-p]

the idea that donut is the only cis straight man in the whole rvb cast absolutely fucking sends me. Sarge is sapiosexual, Grif and Simmons are Themselves (a cocktail of queer), Tucker is a very confused pansexual for a hot minute, Carolina and Church are Bi Siblings, Wash is ace/demiromantic, and Caboose is a fucking mystery.

[asphodeldreams]

drawing for donut week is weird for me because one of my favorite things about donut is the various ways he interacts with other characters/his surroundings. which means in order to celebrate that part of donut that i really enjoy i will then have to draw full scenes which i famously do not do lol

[radiantrookie]

Watching Singularity after Shisno Paradox is a weird whiplash

[jade-kyo]

Hearing Casey Lee Williams sing a sonic song was not on my 2024 bingo card but holy fuck am I freaking out about it I can’t believe my two biggest fandoms (rvb and sonic) have this one singular connecting string now

[epsilon-system]

Guys is RvB singularity watchable at all (I can watch it, but is it mentally watchable cause I know damn well it probably won't be good)

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Things that are in both RvB and doctor who

Theta

Sigma

Doc

Characters who use fake names starting with 'the' (the director, the counseler, the meta / the doctor, the master, the monk etc)

Time travel

Aliens

A character living the same events slightly differently over and over again with the end goal of finding the woman they love (the epsilon unit / Heaven Sent)

A blonde/red head mother/daughter duo (Allison/Carolina and Amy/River)

There is at least one tank in both

Mpreg

Both are in space

Multiple characters who frequently come back from the dead

The main character had a whole life before their current one but had their memory wiped so they don't remember it

Robot dog ? Does freckles actually count as a dog

A massive intergalactic war

A city that was destroyed during a war (Armonia / Arcadia)

A device that can wipe out all life on a planet (the purge / the death particle + the moment)

A situation where space and time starts to fall apart because someone stopped another character being injured/killed (singularity / the wedding of river song)

"Doctor" who is pacificist but may still kill you

This isnt something the same, I just want to add that rvb and dw actually had a complete opposite situation, in rvb a character who thinks they're human finds out they're an AI, and in DW a character who thinks they're an android finds out they're actually a human