#rust bronzebeard

[cosmiado]

(let me know which categories i inevitably forgot! this man has SO many voices good lord)

[naddpod-encounter-tourney]

Option 1:

Enemy: Undead Dragon, Wilhelm Bronzebeard, Pale Prince, Akarot, Rust Bronzebeard

Episodes: C1 E45: Kingshammer

Time: (ads) 38:36 - 1:45:58 (but don't stop there. fr)

Finish: Bev (Wilhelm* (*Technically killed by gravity but Bev did trip with him on his back), Dragon), Hardwon (Rust* (*given the option of catching him, refused), Pale Prince)

Notes: Hardwon faces his childhood bullies in the snow. Wilhelm casts Earthquake and turns things into a fall/chase encounter as everyone races for the Kingshammer. Moonshine jumps down immediately to play defense. Bev tries to kill Akarot, who just leaves, and then has to keep saving everyone. He ends up being the only one with decent HP at the end, and this fight is so close to a TPK. Hardwon gets the Kingshammer. Paw Paw has to do CPR on Balnor.

Propaganda: From @misslevel : The OG of amazing Murph “here's how this battle is going to work” combat mechanics-- legit changed the game. And it brought us the Kingshammer song!!! Also he's not listed in the standings post but don't forget they also fight Rust in this encounter lmao… Hardwon vs Rust on dragonback is simultaneously one of the coolest and stupidest fights in NADDPod history

Option 2:

Enemy: Deep Folk Teens

Episode: C2 E21: The Crux

Time: 16:14-17:30

Finish: none, Zirk is ambushed.

Notes: Sometimes when you're attacked with lead pipes in a cave it's not your fault. This is not one of those times.

Propaganda: (anonymous) well you see.

[khepribitch]

Listening to episode 44 of NADDPOD (The Frostwind Chapter) and Rust starts mouthing off about Jaina being the warrior in the relationship so she would get the kings hammer got me thinking.... Did king bronzebeard have his daughter Gemma assassinated because she wasn't a warrior , ,,,, so Jaina will bring power to the summer dwarves?????? HUH!!!! And he's probably trying to frame hardwon surefoot for the murder!!!!!!

Let's see if I'm right....

[quitepossiblybamboozled]

fucking Wilhelm Bronzebeard wouldn't let Hardwon date Gemma because he """wasn't good enough""" then fUCKING KILLED HER ANYWAY BECAUSE SHE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH

literally what could he have lost by making Jaina the heir. literally WHY did it matter so much that he keep Gemma around. if his whole fucking plan was to have Gemma and Gerard killed so that Jaina and the other Coldain prince could get married and Jaina could have the Kingshammer, literally what would he have lost by disowning Gemma and letting her run off with Hardwon. He's such a purist that his own daughter can't be happy, but not such a purist that he wouldn't adopt Rust and give him false hope for a family that he belongs in.

[naddpod-arc-tournament]

Highlights from The Hellfire Chronicles Part 1, descending through circles 1-8 of hell:

return of Josh the kobold AND Rust Bronzebeard

the Flying Sword wins it all!

"Looks like a dwarf to me."

"A child has a duty to his father, but a hero has a duty to the world. Now, I've got my opinion of which you are, but it's time for you to decide."

Ilsed/Akarot twist

Highlights, from The Hellfire Chronicles Part 2, the god husks and the death of Pelor:

Pendergreens dons the Hellfire Crown

Return of Mavrus and Apple Scrumper

Tragic payoff of Hardwon's nat 1 curse

"Do I have a vest on?"

Bev's fateful revivify, the death of Pelor, and the apocalypse begins

If I forgot important highlights, leave them in the tags to help others make their choice!

(This is Round Zero of the NADDPod Bahumia Arc Tournament)

[regina-cordium]

“The bronzebeards don’t know ulfgar is in a gem, but rust is very stupid”

Love u murph

[abubblingcandle]

NADDPOD Last Lines

Emily mentioned a compilation of all the last lines before “And that’s where we end our session” and so I thought why not! 

Spoilers of course if you are not up to date 

Ep 1 - Oh my god there's so many knots, it's so knotty

Ep 2 - Moonshine immediately goes over and starts skinning some of the scales off so she can make a cute bandana

Ep 3 - And is that the Bullywug royalty? 

Ep 4 - And Moonshine dives in Baywatch style

Ep 5 - You guys get off into the swamp with the Green Teens

Ep 6 - And as you say that, it cracks

Ep 7 - I bend this guy over and knee him in the face

Ep 8 - BT: Guys I think the Jamboreen's cancelled. HS: Its definitely cancelled

Ep 9 - You see he's already working on something else, just reading a book and ignoring you

Ep 10 - Skulus we hardly knew ye 

Ep 11 - Skunkbug waves goodbye to you guys and you ride out of town as this giant building explodes and the bubble knights rush to it but you guys use the cover of night to escape and leave the city

Ep 12 - As Tonathon is being thrown like a baby you guys kinda comfort mutilated and depressed Beverly 

Ep 13 - I drop the three coffees I am holding

Ep 14 - That's your mum kid

Ep 15 - You can also see torchlight coming from the castle and torches all around the ruins

Ep 16 - I jump in and buckle myself in infront of his lap

Ep 17 - DM: I spared you Elias. HS: Oo you son of a bitch

Ep 18 - Like two rival gangs you guys stare each other down

Ep 19 - He gives you the crick water and you guys share a drink

Ep 20 - Hardwon takes the wheel as you guys fly off, I would say into the night but it is daytime, you fly off into the day

Ep 21 - In stark contrast to the west, where something clearly ain't right 

Ep 22 - I am Elias Stormborn, aka Hardwon Surefoot, bastard of the mountain, pride of the dwarfanage, the heart of Irondeep and I need your help

Ep 23 - But you see Cobb held in this mini tornado which then hovers over the open sky

Ep 24 - You guys stand toe to toe, sizzling water underneath you

Ep 25 - You got that right... I spore her real quick

Ep 26 - Cobb lead it on a chase but bring it back here 

Ep 27 - I back up, I'm out

Ep 28 - Welcome home baby 

Ep 29 - Beverly fires up the grill, there's a big celebration and plenty of brown to go around 

Ep 30 - Later Jarn. Keep it sleezy

Ep 31 - Apple fucking drags all of these unconscious adventurers into bed 

Ep 32 - DM: No it didn't I assumed she had it. MC: Oh right, sweet

Ep 33 - If you could just send that in the mail later? 

Ep 34 - As you make your way through the strange, cold foreign city towards keep Vinril to attempt to infiltrate the wedding welcome party and find Gemma Bronzebeard

Ep 35 - She did kiss me 

Ep 36 - You see this kid with this skull mask and this giant hooked sword comes out and takes Beverly and him and all of these skeleton kids head into the chapel

Ep 37 - Hey I'd cry if I looked like that too 

Ep 38 - And then there will be chaos and we will bring order

Ep 39 - I'm gonna need to borrow your ship

Ep 40 - Brother Hirog, our leader, inspired us. He has the fire touch and he will lead us to greatness 

Ep 41 - The band of boobs heads off again into the tundra towards the valley of the frigid death

Ep 42 - Anyone else like kinda flattered by being called sweet meat so much? 

Ep 43 - I have the featherfall ring, if I hold hands with people does that help a little bit? 

Ep 44 - Dragon you say? Come again? 

Ep 45 - Let's go kill some chosen

Ep 46 - DM: Hardwon Surefoot is shrinking. MC: I'm not gonna tell him. BT: I tug on the rope. 

Ep 47 - She takes her axe and she starts sharpening her rapier

Ep 48 - I pull down my pants and throw a javelin at him 

Ep 49 - And the mastlift starts travelling to the gnome section of Freespire

Ep 50 - But on the wind you catch the faintest hint of baby's breath and lavender 

Ep 51 - You guys begin descending the steps towards the old Court, towards Beverly Snr, Queen Cirilla and angels? 

Ep 52 - Yo, my bag brother way to fucking go! 

Ep 53 - You jacknife through and Beverly Snr follows

Ep 54 - And that's kind of my fault, I pat Galad's head

Ep 55 - You guys see smoke and hear activity in the distance like there is a settlement, or a town, or perhaps a court

Ep 56 - Really wish I brought a jacket

Ep 57 - Ah shit we tackle him

Ep 58 - And Beverly cannonballs into the plane of shadows 

Ep 59 - Where'd the bullet come from? I trace the trajectory

Ep 60 - Can I borrow this pinstripe vest? 

Ep 61 - With that you guys all begin heading towards Our Lady of Penance to talk to the revanants, the Knights of Penance

Ep 62 - You don't have long and you have a yapping bear cub possum Hardwon and your hands

Ep 63 - I'm so excited to finally have guests! 

Ep 64 - *sigh* It's good to come home

Ep 65 - He pulls you into the heavenly abyss

Ep 66 - DM: Suddenly a giant tentacle shoots up over the ship and a kraken emerges from below the boat. BT: They sold us a lemon! 

Ep 67 - You guys all take off towards Ember Heaven and Galad Rosel

Ep 68 - You see a lightning bolt come out of the sky and a few second later, thunder

Ep 69 - She brings you guys all in for a big group hug

Ep 70 - I have to look away so the tears don't ruin the pages

Ep 71 - You see sixteen teams left

Ep 72 - That's the symbol of the chosen

Ep 73 - You hear Akarot and his minions walking upstairs, waiting for you guarding the throne 

Ep 74 - You look out at the crowd, high elves and crick elves celebrating together and your father looking on at you proudly 

Ep 75 - Normally a two handed weapon, she easily wields one in each hand

Ep 76 - Moonshine, in this moment as she goes into the portal her eyes look clear

Ep 77 - On the fence, misspelled, is a sign that says Fort Rust 

Ep 78 - I'll keep my hair up just in case

Ep 79 - Who the hell was that? 

Ep 80 - You see he draws his sword, the same sword he used that day

Ep 81 - I don't think you are going to like this musk very much

[thefandomcassandra]

20: Trembling

She hadn't expected to see him here. Fuck, she hadn't expected to see him ever again. Not after how things had ended in Irondeep. Not after he stormed off, confused and hurt

But here he was, looking for all the world like a nervous kid again. Blushing and everything. Hiding in a back room, waiting for her.

(How long ago had it been since they'd first kissed? How long ago had it been since they snuck off to hide in the mining tunnels to sit and drink and complain about the unfairness of life? How could so few years feel like centuries under the lens of an event like this? It was fucking boggling, the perspective.)

He congratulated her, stammering, stuttering and she didn’t know how to feel. Happy? It was her wedding day! She should feel happy about it, right? Even if she hadn’t really met Gerrard before the engagement was solidified. Even if the ice and snow of Frostwind felt more isolating than the caverns of Irondeep had ever been. Even if she really was just using Gerrard to run, like she had with Hardwon.

She should be happy. Not hiding in a hallway, talking to her ex in hushed tones, flushed and excited to see something and someone familiar in all of this white and blue and silver.

(He had been stuttering and stammering then too. Barely a beard on his face, easily taller than most of the others, he didn’t give a rat’s ass that she was Gemma Bronzebeard. He didn’t care about her name or her family—save Rust, who was a jackass and a bully, and who Hardwon disliked with every mean bone in his body, bless him—he just liked her. And it was freeing, for a bit, to have someone see her. Just Gemma.)

He dragged her up a set of stairs into a tower, the snow falling in fractal spirals that left soft powder dusting on every flat surface. There, in the bright, unfiltered light of the outside world, set against the night sky, she could see him better than ever before.

Underground he had been surviving. Here he was thriving.

His skin was marked with new scars and lines, but also a warm smattering of freckles across his shoulders and his cheeks. A few shades darker than she’d last seen it too, though his hair was a little lighter and pulled into a knotted bun that seemed deliberate. His beard was just as well-kept as she remembered, though there were a few new trinkets weaved into it and one of the braids looked sloppy, like someone untrained had tried to redo it but he'd kept it there for some reason.

And he was dressed so nicely. Sturdy clothes that fit properly instead of hand-me downs re-tailored to fit him, stitched together with several different cloths. Still liked to go sleeveless, sure, but that seemed to just be his MO, so she wouldn’t complain. Especially since she got to appreciate how ripped he’d gotten.

For all that she had idealized her time with him in Irondeep, he looked like he was doing better out here, away from the mountain and the mines.

Morridan, she wished that was her.

(She broke it off because her dad would have killed him. No one would give a shit about some orphan human who’d been overstaying his welcome. No one would care about Hardwon fucking Surefoot. It hurt and it was gone over before she could blink. He'd be safe. She'd get over it.)

He didn’t come for her, but he was there. He had Ulfgar in a fucking gem. He had Ulfgar, saviour of Bahumia, in a fucking goddamn prison gem. And he needed her help.

That was so fucking wild and so fucking like him.

Time changed a person, didn’t it? She’d kept running, as far as she could under the circumstances, and he’d gone off and become some kind of hero. A warrior. Someone who faced off against something that razed a town. Someone who had met one of the saviours of Bahumia.

She’d just become a better coward.

And he was asking her for help with something big, not just because he missed her—no matter how much he protested, he did look overjoyed to see her—but because he trusted her. He trusted her to help, even after everything.

Even expressed regret, not over ever having dated her—he seemed to be pretty steadfast that it was a good thing for him—but that she continued to be under someone else’s control, even after all this time. That their relationship had ended because of someone else’s opinion and that this one began for the same reason.

That she was still trapped in a gilded cage with clipped wings.

In that moment, backlit by stars, smiling sadly, he looked for all the world like an angel sent to save her. In that moment, heart in her throat, all her doubts brought to the surface and poked at with a stick until agitated, she leapt forward and kissed him.

He kissed her back.

(She wasn’t really sure what to make of Hardwon at first. Sure, she’d heard of the human that was living in the Dwarfinage. Sure she’d heard of the kid who’d cracked his skull open trying to reach a vein about fifteen feet up. Sure, she’d heard Rust bitch and moan about this fucking nerd he was beating on, but she’d never met him. So she got curious and she went to work in the mines, just to see what the fuss was about.

People talk about love like it’s some grand event. Like when you find someone, there’s lights and sounds and songs. Like when you see The One, everything makes sense. That the universe rights itself and says “yes, this is it”.

When she saw Hardwon Surefoot, there was none of that. Instead she just saw this wiry, tall human wearing Goggles of Night Vision, pick slung over his shoulder, beard coming in a little patchy, scowling. He pushed past her—despite Jaina’s shouted frustration over his disrespect—and continued on to do his job.

He was rude as hell and all but ignored her.

She’d never been so starstruck.)

Dying was a unique experience. Most people only get to experience it once and, for each one, it’s different.

For Gemma Bronzebeard, it was the day of her wedding to Gerrard Coldain—already dead, his body scrubbed clean through infernal rituals to be used as a puppet for a darker purpose, unbeknownst to anyone—and stabbed in the neck with a dagger by a well-trained assassin.

It was too quick for either of them to react. Not her, not him, not anyone who could have prevented any of this. One moment she was pressed against him, pressing into him, shaking from the cold and want and all the emotions she’d been holding back this whole time. The next, he was alone.

She’d left him again.

And again, it wasn’t her choice.

[spacetrashpile]

Just sayin before anything happens: my bet is that the Bronzebeard Legacy is refering to the Mythral Dragon cause we’ve already met Rust and I’m betting on Wilhelm being in the ninth circle in the section for traitors to kin.

[naddpod-encounter-tourney]

Option 1:

Enemy: High King Durretar, Ancient Blue Dragon of the Sapphire Scale

Episode: C3 E27: King of Dragons

Time: 48:48-2:11:35 (battle stops at 2:03:55 but initiative ends at the later time)

Finish: Princess Shiverblight

Notes: On 3, regicide! The level 8 party decides to fight an ancient dragon on their own when only one of them manages to long rest beforehand. The mechanics of this encounter include dragon riding and are so goddam cool. It's also incredibly visual and one of Murph's best uses of lair actions to date.

Propaganda: (anonymous) CMON ITS KING OF DRAGONS. SO SICK. genuinely from the bottom of my heart the most exciting, interesting, and cool encounter I've ever seen. Rad as hell both mechanically and plot wise. SHIVERBLIGHT SWEEP!!

Option 2:

Enemy: Undead Dragon, Wilhelm Bronzebeard, Pale Prince, Akarot, Rust Bronzebeard

Episodes: C1 E45: Kingshammer

Time: (ads) 38:36 - 1:45:58 (but don't stop there. fr)

Finish: Bev (Wilhelm* (*Technically killed by gravity but Bev did trip with him on his back), Dragon), Hardwon (Rust* (*given the option of catching him, refused), Pale Prince)

Notes: Hardwon faces his childhood bullies in the snow. Wilhelm casts Earthquake and turns things into a fall/chase encounter as everyone races for the Kingshammer. Moonshine jumps down immediately to play defense. Bev tries to kill Akarot, who just leaves, and then has to keep saving everyone. He ends up being the only one with decent HP at the end, and this fight is so close to a TPK. Hardwon gets the Kingshammer. Paw Paw has to do CPR on Balnor.

Propaganda: (anonymous) The fact that Murph was able to design this sheer number of factors and have it be balanced perfectly as a dire, near-deadly, but winnable fight, is so impressive. And those factors were so creative. There was the kingshammer falling 2d100 every round, and players able to run or fall to get to it, a complicated goal that invited gambling, sacrifice, and creative use of spells. There was major bad guy Akarot in his prime body, the pale prince, and a fucking white dragon. There was Wilhelm Bronzebeard and his shit nephew-son who wouldn’t pick a side. There was Toma and her wolf slowly steadily running down the mountain in the background lol. There was escalation that made the battle start before Wilhelm’s avalanche, navigated flexibly by Murph. He was not fucking around, throwing Bev’s amulet into the snow, and keeping track of so many enemies and their conflicting motivations as well as their mechanics. The imagery in my mind of the chaotic tumbling snow is so real, and the scene of the last conscious pc exchanging blows with a dragon was so fucking epic. And the terror at the end of genuinely not knowing whether they were going to have won the battle only to freeze to death. Such a thick sode, a chunky battle, an incredible narrative, such a cool encounter for an arc finale.

[naddpod-encounter-tourney]

Option 1:

Enemy: Chosen Airship (15 people of various strength)

Episode: C1 E19: The Purge

Time: (ads) 30:03-53:55 (Cobb's last death save: 1:31:45-1:33:33)

Finish: it's a lot of scrubs so a lot of cleave and NPCs get most of the kills. Matty Big Crits finishes the Captain though.

Notes: Splitting the party couldn't possibly go wrong! Cobb and Hardwon face off against 15 people with 3 White Nights. They're immediately so fucked. Hardwon goes down so fast and most of the encounter is Murph fighting himself. Matty Big Crits makes his mark. Death's door is where Cobb is most comfortable.

Propaganda: (anonymous) Matthias of House Crit! An early instance of Murph refusing to tone down an unexpectedly lethal fight. Jake’s nat 20 death save for Cobb was spectacular

Option 2:

Enemy: Undead Dragon, Wilhelm Bronzebeard, Pale Prince, Akarot, Rust Bronzebeard

Episodes: C1 E45: Kingshammer

Time: (ads) 38:36 - 1:45:58 (but don't stop there. fr)

Finish: Bev (Wilhelm* (*Technically killed by gravity but Bev did trip with him on his back), Dragon), Hardwon (Rust* (*given the option of catching him, refused), Pale Prince)

Notes: Hardwon faces his childhood bullies in the snow. Wilhelm casts Earthquake and turns things into a fall/chase encounter as everyone races for the Kingshammer. Moonshine jumps down immediately to play defense. Bev tries to kill Akarot, who just leaves, and then has to keep saving everyone. He ends up being the only one with decent HP at the end, and this fight is so close to a TPK. Hardwon gets the Kingshammer. Paw Paw has to do CPR on Balnor.

Propaganda: (anonymous) The fact that Murph was able to design this sheer number of factors and have it be balanced perfectly as a dire, near-deadly, but winnable fight, is so impressive. And those factors were so creative. There was the kingshammer falling 2d100 every round, and players able to run or fall to get to it, a complicated goal that invited gambling, sacrifice, and creative use of spells. There was major bad guy Akarot in his prime body, the pale prince, and a fucking white dragon. There was Wilhelm Bronzebeard and his shit nephew-son who wouldn’t pick a side. There was Toma and her wolf slowly steadily running down the mountain in the background lol. There was escalation that made the battle start before Wilhelm’s avalanche, navigated flexibly by Murph. He was not fucking around, throwing Bev’s amulet into the snow, and keeping track of so many enemies and their conflicting motivations as well as their mechanics. The imagery in my mind of the chaotic tumbling snow is so real, and the scene of the last conscious pc exchanging blows with a dragon was so fucking epic. And the terror at the end of genuinely not knowing whether they were going to have won the battle only to freeze to death. Such a thick sode, a chunky battle, an incredible narrative, such a cool encounter for an arc finale.

[emiko-matsui]

1 - A Crick Elf, A Halfling, And A Human Walk Into A Bar

2 - Watch This!

3 - The Bullywug Mating Call

4 - Beverly Fights A Crocodile

5 - Erlin, Derlin, and Cran!

6 - Josh The Kobold

7 - Hardwon's Big Day (Fighting With The Green Teens And Getting His Kisses In)

8 - Beverly's First Beer

9 - Bubble Boy Graduates From The Green Teen

10 - Hardwon Does His First Batch of Drugs

11 - The Duttle Strategy

12 - Beverly Does A Goof...

13 - Strike True, Rosaline!

14 - Bev Sr. Does A Murder

15 - Moonshine Pays Off A Homeless Man

16 - Teehee

17 - The Worst Decision Involving Dynamite Ever?

18 - Hardwon's New Belt Buckle, Pt. 1

19 - Jake Rolls A Nat 20

20 - Beverly Gets His Kisses In, Pt. 1

21 - A Halfling Dad Joins The Table

22 - One Big Stump

23 - Beverly Tries To Prank Another God

24 - Moonshine's Bitchy Sea Mom

25 - Band of Boobs Kills Some Kids

26 - Moonshine and Hardwon Fall In Love With A Werewolf

27 - Cawcaw

28 - Moonshine Gets Mommy Issues

29 - How To Get Over Your Ex: A Guide By Ol' Cobb

30 - Band of Boobs Goes Snowboarding

31 - Everyone Dies

32 - Hardwon Starts His War Against Animals

Bonus episode - The Return of Scoutmaster Denny

33 - Beverly Gets His Revenge On The Watchman

34 - Moonshine's New Fiance

35 - Moonshine's New New Fiance

36 - Green Teens vs. Mean Teens

37 - Nut Taps & Okay Signs

38 - Big Axe To Sad Ass

39 - Stalking The Bronzebeards

40 - A Very Pregnant Moose

41 - Hardwon Enters A Dick Measuring Contest

42 - Ram-Daniel, Ram-A-Dam, and Ryan

43 - The Spider Episode

Bonus episode - 'Twas The Night Before Crickmas

44 - We Find Out Why Hardwon Can't Read

45 - Moonshine's New New New Fiance

46 - Dawn of The Trisses

47 - Band of Boobs Meet A Libertarian

48 - Band of Boobs Picks Some Flowers

49 - Did He Ever Say He Didn't Turn Your Friend Into A Honey Goblin?

50 - Balnor Takes A Shit In Space

51 - Balnor's Second Son

52 - Fred & Ted

53 - Milky Yippie Skippy

54 - Dad Strat

55 - Chicken

56 - Beverly Gets His Kisses In, Pt. 2

57 - Moonshine Gets Daddy Issues

58 - Beverly Enters His Emo Phase

59 - Band of Boobs Fight A Cowboy Vampire

60 - The Wimple Saga

61 - "If You Want To Survive You Need To Fuck Hardwon Right Now"

62 - J..V...Ə.....Ł...Î..Ñ......?

63 - Burn A Church And Fight A Doll

64 - Deadeye And The Belly Chain

65 - Shadowfell Gets A DMV

Bonus episode - Pendergreens' Mom and Stepdad

66 - Skullywugs!

67 - Moonshine Parts The Sea

68 - We Meet Erdan (Some Of Us As A Boot)

69 - Hardwon's New Belt Buckle, Pt. 2

70 - Moonshine's New Elf Family

71 - Mavrus The Unskooled

72 - Douchey Dragon Dives Directly Down For Hardwon's Dick

73 - Gnomes Ruin The Day Again

74 - Mavrus Gets His Ass Kicked

75 - Moonshine Dismantles The Monarchy, Buys The World's Most Annoying Fish, And Falls In Love With A Pirate Within The Span of An Hour

Bonus episode - Jake Gets Slaughtered

76 - Band of Boobs Jump Into The Blackness of Space

77 - The Return of Josh The Kobold

78 - Rust: Round Two

79 - If Moonshine Can't Do Drugs Then No One Can Do Drugs

80 - Deep Throated by Mrs Rosell

81 - Band of Boobs Hang Loose In Greed, Anger, and Heresy

82 - Balnor's In The Shit Again

83 - We Find Out Erdan Peaked In College

84 - Akarot Is His Own Dad

Bonus episode - Kongo Bongo Island: A Non-Kongonical Adventure

Bonus episode - The Worst Person You've Ever Met Hires You

Bonus episode - Baggin' It With Balnor: Uhm, Let Me Bag That

Bonus episode - Everyone Dies: Yugo Style

85 - Return of The Guest Stars

86 - Mavrus Gets Accused of Dating A 16 Year Old

87 - Love Is Love Is Love

88 - A Battle of Many Vests

89 - Apple and Moonshine Gets A Baby In The Middle of The Apocalypse

Bonus episode - Band of Boobs vs. Balnor vs. Cindy Crawford vs. Kathy Ireland

90 - Beverly Puts Gladeholm Into Quarantine

91 - Back To Shadowfell (But, Like, Chill This Time)

92 - Capital D But The D Stands For Death Not Dick

93 - The Gnome With The Belly Button

94 - Lucanus Goes Mad On These Worms

Bonus episode - Baggin' It With Balnor: The Quarantine Special

95 - Band of Boobs Goes To Dragon Heaven

Bonus episode - Hardwon's Ex-Girlfriend (And New Boyfriend And New Boyfriend And New Boyfriend)

96 - Gold Dragon, Gold Butler, Gold Hotel, Sick Ass Bong

97 - "My Queen, My Sister, And My Best Friend, What Could Go Wrong?"

98 - Devastating Fight But Moonshine Powerbombs A Dolphin

99 - The Downfall of Scoutmaster Denny

100 - Two Halflings and Two Crick Elves Exits The Bar

Bonus episode - Baggin' It With Balnor: Sponsored By Vitamin X

Bonus episode - Kongo Bongo Island: Origins of Balnor-Kong

Bonus episode - Revenge of The Gnomes

Bonus episode - Hardwon Sacrifices His Hardest Memory

does anyone actually care about my list of renamed naddpod episodes because im not on murph's lord of the rings wavelength and need to remember what they're actually about?