#russian driver

[mockva]

Russian Driver and Fast Food

[blorbocedes]

russian grand prix 2019 drivers parade

jenson is asking who he should ask a question to first and chooses lando. lando's about to say max (as in ask max) and max goes 'norris' and pets lando's head unprompted and lando just repeats him "max...norris? 😀 why max norris?" and then max gives the most bullshit answer of all time

you can see lando's brain short-circuiting in real time as max pets them and then he's careful placing his own back and touching max's

[blueiscoool]

In the Moscow region, Russian cops decided to demonstrate their driving skills and of course you know the rest.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

was no one going to remind me ted curious george movie is extremely wifable or did i have to do this (rewatch it while in hell) to myself

[postcard-from-the-past]

Cab driver from Moscow, Russia

Russian vintage postcard

[chicago-geniza]

I'm not sure why, like, geopolitically, but so many people moving to Chicago from Kyrgyzstan and getting accustomed to our beautiful broken public transit system means I have been giving a lot of directions in Russian recently. Yesterday explained to two girls who were going to a sushi restaurant downtown that the 6 bus was rerouted for construction and suggested several alternative routes to reach their destination (I had to explain because the bus tracker kept resetting and saying the bus was coming when that is a patent Lie, CTA just does this and you have to stay vigilant and keep apprised of construction schedules along your commute) (Dorval Carter retire bitch)

[mintbees]

never leaving this site because nowhere else can i google the name of any given well known person and always without fail find some teenager drawing yaoi fanart of him and some friend or coworker he has

[leggy-martian]

We went to a fastCAT trial today! Which means, fancy pro photos soon!

Here's Marte being endlessly patient with me as I tried to get an uber ride home; but alas, uber abandoned us.

[shrekyaoi]

We've talked about the Kiril and Anatoly routes of the dating sim already so what d'you think the Lev, Alexi and Viktor routes are like?

lev’s route is somewhat similar to makarov’s in that there’s a LOT of manipulation and mindgames but he also forces you to talk about political theory for an extended period of time. like worse disco elysium. if you don’t subscribe to his extremely specific philosophy your progress is immediately halted. quite possibly the least popular route but at the end you get to put him on a leash and call him a bad boy so

alexi’s route is a surprisingly thoughtful exploration of identity and morality that leaves you utterly shaken by the end. also you stick your fingers up his ass.

viktor’s route is a high-energy adventure that involves travelling to more than seven countries with this guy acting as his support and slowly getting to know each other as the adventure continues. oviposition 👍

[callixton]

i have started referring to him as that boy in my head instead of by his name btw. in case you were wondering

[endofbeginings]

ooc f1 youtube comments

[effervescentdragon]

me: no but i get darkling, i get him completely

bff: thats because youre the same asshole as he is

me: okay but i don't do mansplaining

bff: thats because you do akirasplaining

me: ... you know what, first of all -

[firewalkwithme92]

slay era

[rathologic]

in case you were wondering the exchange (mis)translated as "extreme sports car driver" doesn't even exist in release patho1, it was rewritten into a MARGINALLY more coherent set of lines where the NPC guy calls the soldiers "Herods" as in the historical king herod and Daniil's response is something like "I'll get my just desserts, old man. No need to thank me"

[mashkaroom]

Someone honked at my father two green lights in a row .5 seconds after the light turned green so i suggested he slow down for the next two miles and he was like "you were born to be a Russian driver"

[raviscin]

Saw Brat a couple days ago and it's still spinning in my head. I am going to be SO annoying about Danila now, RIP to the people that know me