#rummy boondocks

[sometranssoup]

What they make these two so gay for?

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason: urghdghgf

[bellamer]

My guilty pleasure fictional crush is him

Yes he’s a white man who says nigga and kills people and wears a hair style he should not be wearing and he hangs out with an eight year old but they shouldn’t have made him voiced by Samuel fucking Jackson because something about his voice and the way he delivers his dialogue is attractive to me.

[faristo]

[floressokaap]

Who knew a gangster white man voiced by Samuel L Jackson would become such a favorite to me💛

[sirsamlinkfifteen]

[moneyholder]

Gin rummy x Sweet Black girl reader!

So. This is my first time EVER writing on tumblr. I’m excited!

I haven’t seen ANY tumblr’s of Gin Rummy and I LOVE him. Idk why. But this may be bad. But tell me some things and I promise I’ll get better!

TW: Gunshot, guns, foul language, mention of death, gunshot wound, and children being traumatized.

Not smut, but definitely not fluff.

Gin rummy, your boyfriend. One of the best boyfriends you could ask for, he acts all hard in front of people but he is such a softie for you and only you. Whenever your in his presence he melts, and he’s a lot nicer. He listens to you, like a dog.

"Mornin’ Rummy. You woke up a bit late so I’m cooking breakfast today. Anything specific you want?" You asked him will putting the bacon in the oven.

"Mmm.. Pancakes." He said in his groggy voice that gave you butterflies. "Uh-uh. No pancakes, you always put way too much Suva’ and you end up all over the place. How about sausage instead?"

"Mm." Was all he said as he sunk back into your neck and taking in your sweet natural smell.

Knock! Knock!

"You get that Rummy?" He nodded his head and rubbed his eyes to wake himself up before opening the door.

"Oh snap! Ed Wuncler the third." Ed? The hell is he doing here?

"My man, Gin Rummy. What’s good baby?"

"It’s all good man, just about to eat breakfast. Come on in."

"I know dat smell from a mile of damn way! Y/n yo ass in here!?" Sometimes Ed annoyed you but most of the time he was cool.

"What’s good Ed." You sapped him up. "Kids..? Since when did you have children?" You asked tilting your head to look at a boy with an Afro and another boy with cornrows."

"Man do I look like I got kids!? These little motherfuckers need some help finding a killer or sum shit." You nodded your head as Ed walked away to talk to Rummy. You decided to talk to them.

"Hey boys, what’s your names?" You got down to their level and gave them a small smile.

"Huey."

"Riley, AKA young reezy."

"Nice to meet you Huey, and young Reezy. Would you boy like some breakfast? It’s Eggs, Bacon, and sausage. And if not theirs English muffins and some peach jelly."

The boys shook their head no at the same. You were so nice to them and your smile was so bright and filled with nothing but care just from seeing two boys you didn’t even know.

You set up plates for Ed and Rummy as the boys and Ed were talking.

"Look, we have exactly 4 hours and 45 minutes to find the X-Bic killer. Can you help us do it?" You heard Huey say as you sit a plate of food down in front of Ed.

"I’ll be dead on his ass Like Spenser: For rucking Hire. I’ll hunt him down and feed him his own testicles, and, I’ll do it in a jiffy. And I don’t care if his momma there his grandmama, innocent bystanders, Lilly kids, babysitters, bill collectors, whatever. I’ll leave his whole block filled with hot brass if I have to. And you know why? Because I just don’t t give a fuck!"

You sighed and looked at him "Try not to get so upset. Eat your food so you don’t go out on an empty stomach, ok?" You have another one of those sweet passion filled smiles to him that made his stomach do front lips and somersaults.

"Yeah- I’m just- sorry." You smiled and gave an apologetic look to the boys. So decent for someone like him.

In the car.

You sat in between Huey and Riley while you watched Rummy load his gun.

"So y’all was in Iraq together?" Riley asked rummy.

"Yeah, we was in Iraq." Rummy said back.

"What did y’all do?"

"We was looking for weapons of mass destruction."

"…Did you ever find ‘em?"

"You know god damn well we ain’t find ‘em!" He yelled at Riley. You need to keep him in check.

"Rummy, chill. He’s a kid ok. Remember what we talked about. Kids ask questions."

He sighed and shut his mouth. "I was looking for butches but they had carpet shut all over ‘em, and I couldn’t see what they looked like. All that was really exposed was their eyes and that wasn’t enough for me. Cuz you know, I’m looking at they eyes and they eyes be pretty and I take their carpet off and then I get a whole tragedy." Ed said.

And then rummy spoke again. "Well no, we didn’t fine ‘em but I always say "The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

"What?" Huey said.

You sighed and tried explaining yourself. "What he means is, simply because you don’t have evidence that something does exist doesnt mean you have evidence something doesn’t exist."

"What?" Riley said

"What country you from?" Rummy spoke.

“What?" Riley said the same thing, again.

"What ain’t no country I heard of, they speak English in what?"

"What?"

"English motherfucker do you speak it!?" Rummy screamed in the kids face.

"Yeah.."

"So do you understand the words I’m saying to you!?"

"Y-yeah."

"Rummy please, you’re scaring him." You chimed in ad you put your hand on Riley’s shoulder.

"You ok Riley?” You said to him and he just looked at you.

"… What?"

You sighed.

At the store.

"Aye! Slow your role G! You guys have to pay first!" The cashier said as you looked in your purse for your wallet.

“Damn! Chill out Aladdin Hussein! You know I’m good for it!"

Rummy put his hand your arm to stop you from getting your wallet out of your purse. You looked up at him, confused. He might pay for it.

….

"Look! He got a weapon!" Ed yelled when he saw the cop.

"Hold on! Wait a minute put the gun down!" You saw Rummy play along.

You stepped back from them and up to the children standing in front of them. You obviously weren’t their mother but it was instinct.

After yelling from across the room you heard Huey from behind you. "There is no weapon! They’re robbing the store!" You did t say anything, you didn’t want rummy to go to prison but you also did t wanna get in trouble so you did t say anything.

You watched them all scream at each other as you made sure those kids stayed tight behind you and you closed your eyes as they all argued.

Untill you heard gunshots. You moved as quick as lightning picking up Huey and Riley and setting them behind an isle in the gas station making them stay down.

You loooked past the isle and saw rummy getting blown across the counter and Ed running around. "Rummy! Both of you stay here!" You ran out from the isle to get to your boyfridnyou were so close.

You fell on your stomach. "… God, it’s so warm, like… water on my stomach. It’s so warm… and gooey… and red… and red. It’s fucking red. I just got fucking shot!

Soon the warmth stopped as you held your stomach while screaming in pain.

“Shit shit shit! Cmon- we gotta- we gotta call the ambulance!" You heard rummy yell to ed as you layed on the floor untill feeling him scoop you up and bring you behind a counter.

"Man is you crazy!? We cal the ambulance we gon’ be in trouble too!" Ed yelled back to him.

"You’ll- you’ll be fine- God- fuck! He put his hand on your stomach and pressed on it as you breathed heavily. Everything went black.

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You woke up in the hospital to hear light snoring on your lap and you saw rummy, Huey, and Riley all asleep on your hospital bed. Ed was on the couch.

You ran your hands on Rummy’s hair. And he slowly woke up. “You’re awake.” He said to you. “I can see that.” You said back smiling. “How the hell are you still smiling? You just got shot baby. And you’re smiling?"he asked as he held your hand. "Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I’m happy about what happened. I’m just happy we all got out alive and no one died.” He sighed and put his head back on your lap.

“Were the boys ok?” You asked you wondere how Huey and Riley felt. Their just kids seeing all of this. “Huey was giving me a whole lecture about it like he a teacher and Riley thought you were gonna die.” He said looking at them.

“Good thing you didn’t, right?”

“Right.”

[bloodstainedsarsaparilla]

I’m rewatching boondocks and I’m SO tempted to write a Ed the lll /gin rummy angsty love confession fic but I’m scared that the minute I start typing it I’ll get assassinated

[coolyo294]

in my opinion the ultimate embodiment of shadowrun characters are ed and rummy from the boondocks

they're the perfect combination of being heavily armed, morally bankrupt, completly incompetent, and prone to massive violence. all in the pursuit of criminal activity, both grand and petty.

[mordeiswrld]

THE BOONDOCKS

Riley Freeman

Huey Freeman

Gin Rummy

Cairo

Dewey Jenkins

Thugnificant

Michael Caesar

Tom Dubois

Cindy McPhearson

Sarah Dubois

Jazmine Dubois

[sapphirepatch]

Aaa I forgot how good the boondocks was im about to draw ed wuncler and gin rummy yuri again

[faristo]

[nighttomb]

Really quick Fanart of PanFaristo's fanfic "I'm with you". https://archiveofourown.org/works/39129483

[herowithbadpublicity]

Y’all remember at the end of season 3 when Jack Flowers took Ed hostage and Wuncler was literally like “what are you waiting for, shoot him!” 😂😂😂

If Wuncler was willing to let his grandson die then Rummy prob ended up in prison or something 🤦🏻‍♀️

[bellamer]

Never forget the time I read a fanfic for The Boondocks where Ed and Rummy were in a relationship, Ed's father didn't like it and tried to threaten Rummy into leaving him and Rummy went out of pocket, talking 0-100, and fucked Ed in Ed's father's office, right in front of his father, and Ed was blindfolded so he didn't know that Rummy was making his father watch. I don't even know how I stumbled across it, but I read the whole thing, eyes wide, mouth open.

[tickling-giggles]

I have a question about a fandom if that’s okay. I see that you have Huey Freeman as your pfp and I’ve been getting into that show lately and would make a request for it if I can. I know it isn’t on your fandom list so I wanted to ask first. I completely understand if you don’t wanna write for it it’s you creative writing.

I Ain’t no Snitch

Lee Riley Ler Huey

A/n: Sure NP (it’s my bad there are a couple of fandoms I write for that I missed and that’s one of them😅)

Warnings: light swearing

Summary: Riley seen Ed and Rummy steal Grandad’s car and doesn’t want to snitch so it up to Huey to figure it out.

11:04 P.M.

“Huey have you seen my BB gun?” Riley asked. “No didn’t you take it with you to the park so it’s probably in your bike” Huey explained.

“Oh yeah — pfft I forgot let me go look” Riley chuckled. Riley quietly rushed downstairs. And went to the garage and saw Ed and Rummy in their garage.

“Ed?! Rummy?! What the hell are you guys doing?” Spooking Riley. “Oh what’s up Riley” Ed greeted. “ So long-story short we’re running away from the cops because we got caught spraying someone’s house.” Rummy explained.

“Aye you got some neat shit in hear” Ed complimented. “W-what’re y’all doing” Riley sputtered. “Oooh can we use this” rummy asked before receiving and answer got into grandad’s car. “No you guys get out!!” Riley quietly shouted.

“Thanks Riley” Ed thanked, “No you guys get the hell out!!” Riley shouted once again before coming with an idea. He closed the garage so that they couldn’t get out of so he thought.

He closed the garage just for only them to drive through it making a loud sound.

Grandad and Huey heard the noise and rushed to the garage. “OOOH MY LORD MY CAR MY GARAGE HUEY BRING ME THE PHONE!!” Grandad screamed as he call the police.

The police came and was filled in on what happened they kept asking Riley if he seen who took it Riley continuously refused.

9:47 A.M.

The police came back in the morning asking Riley once more “kid you’re not in trouble we just need to know who took your grandfathers car” the policeman explained. “I ain’t no snitch” Riley retaliated. “Boy if you don’t tell him who did it” grandad threatened before he tried to get ahold of him. “Sir please calm down!” The police men exclaimed as there trying to calm him down.

Riley goes upstairs to his room “Who did it?” Huey calmly asked “I AIN’T NO SNITCH” Riley stated “ why won’t you tell is it someone you know?” Huey questioned “N-no shut the hell up leave me alone dang Wether I know them or not I’m no snitch” Riley stuttered “do I have to vigorously annoy you to get it out of you?” Huey sighed as he closed his book and walk to Riley’s bed continuously annoying him “Tell me Tell me Tell me Tell me” Huey kept on repeating “No you know I can stand this it’s not affective your just wasting your breath but you can do you.” Riley explained.

Huey then started to physically poking his face. “Tell me Tell me Come on you know your gonna break Tell me” Riley sighed as he turned on his game and played it. Huey decided to take this a step further “Just letting you know you brought this upon yourself” Huey warned as he smirked leaving Riley confused. “What’re you talking about?” “I’m gonna give you one more chance to tell me who stole grandad’s car” Huey said. “I am not SNITCHING” Riley stubbornly replied “Fine your deathbed” Huey said before pouncing on his brother attacking his sides.

“Tell me or else the tickle monster in me will take over” Huey joked now attacking his ribs. “Huehehehehehey nohoho ihihi cAHahnt tell yohohou”.

“Why not~” Huey whined “you gonna get hurt if you tell”Huey asked.

“NoAHOaha st-stAHAhap thahats not it dohont touch mEEhehe”Riley shrieked.

“Where here?~” Huey teased as he scribbled under Riley’s armpits. “nAAAHOAHAHAHA STAHAHAHP PLEHEHEASE” Riley squealed.

“You already know how to make this stop” Huey reminded him. “HUEHEHEHEY PLEHEHEHEASE”.

Riley begged. “No” “BAHAHAHA SHIHIHIT FIHIHINE ILL TELL YOHOHOU ILL TELL YOHOHOU JUST STAHAHAP AHAHAHA” Riley admitted defeat. “Wise decision” Huey stop tormenting him letting him catch his breath.

“So? Who did it?” Huey asked “I-it was Ed and rummy but I didn’t want to tell because we cool and stuff and you know friends don’t snitch on friends” Riley admitted. “Really just kidding I knew the whole time just wanted to hear you say it” Huey chuckled.

“So you just tickled me for shits and gigs?” Riley asked. “Well yeah duh I mean if you didn’t tell immediately it meant that either you were threatened but obviously you weren’t threatened so only option it had to be someone you knew and I narrowed it down to Ed and Rummy” Huey explained.

“I get it now” Riley smirked waiting to get revenge on huey. “Yeah life lesson to always tell the trUHTh AHAHAHA RILEY GEHEHET OAHAHAHAF AHAHAH” Huey laughed.

“Karma’s a bitch ain’t it” Riley teased as they both laughed together.